I liked Mary Cagle more when she drew herself with cute button eyes.

Has her nudes gotten better? I love her art but I'm not sure if she has even seen a vagina in her life.

>>93801635
>I love her art but I'm not sure if she has even seen a vagina in her life.
I am pretty sure she has not, anon. I feel like she's been open about being a virgin in any personal stuff, although IIRC she'd be open to seeing a vagina or a penis in terms of interest.

>>93801635
She is ugly as shit IRL

>>93801635
>Is a woman
>Has never seen a vagina in her life
How the fuck do you accomplish that? Does she have some kinda of autistic aversion to mirrors?

>>93801733
She might be a vampire and can't see her reflection.

>>93801663
>She is ugly as shit IRL

I wouldn't say that, she just looks like an average teacher.

and by nudes I think the guy meant the nudes that she draws.

>>93801916

link to nudes she draws.

>>93801928
https://bubewatermelon.tumblr.com/

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>>93801961
> I may be an asexual virgin but...

stopped reading there

>>93801961
This isn't right I distinctly remember like two pictures of open legged woman showing their vagina's. I can't be the only one that remembers this right?

>>93802082
I kinda remember that too. Maybe she deleted them

>>93802136
The fact that all the females happen chance to have their legs closed makes me feel she got embarrassed and decided to never draw vagoo's again. Too bad I guess.

>>93801733
My ex had a roommate who hadn't looked at her vagina in like ten years. At least not like up close, like the inside of it and stuff. She was a fucked up person. She had like three relationships going at any time and would have sex with them but refused to let them cum.

>>93801961
Oh jeezus, even the boobs aren't right. Being a virgin isn't an excuse man, there's still porn to use as source material!

I don't see why you would look at Cagle's art and decide you want to see nudes anyway, her style is too cute for that.

>>93801733
People theorised she was going off of what she saw in the mirror, but didn't manage to translate it correctly.

>>93801635
CAGLE DRAWS PORN?

YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY LINK ME TO CAGLE'S PORN.

>>93802935
Read the thread you blind idiot

>>93802839
Reminds me of how Walky draws dicks upside down.

>>93802950
THIS IS 4CHAN.

I AM HERE TO BE SPOONFED INFORMATION.

LINK ME TO THE PORN.

I-I think is kinda cute she's kind of incompetent in drawing nude girls, even if she is a woman...

I never expected her of all people to want to draw nudes anyway, what with all her cutesy comics and shit

>>93801658
>I feel like she's been open about being a virgin in any personal stuff
I want to take Mary-sensei's virginity!

>>93803033
I'm not sure she wants to take yours though.

>>93803033
She's asexual

Meaning that 1. She's lying and it's all part of her Internet persona, or 5% likely, she actually is asexual and will remain a Virgin loser for decades until curiosity kicks in and then never have sex again because she didn't like it

How can you be a woman, and not a disgustingly hideous sewer-mutant, and remain an unwilling virgin?

>>93801733
>>93801733
How often have you seen the bottom of your balls? Your asshole?

>>93803123
Well, if she actually doesn't like sex, what else could she be?

That's like asking vegans why they won't eat meat

>>93803123
She's a willing virign.
Though I sorta get the feeling she's afraid of the dick

>>93803105
>She's asexual
that's what a girl I knew said before her first kiss
after that her boyfriend was the happiest man in the world forever and until today

>>93803105
It doesn't really matter anyway. She's almost definitely not interested in having sex with anyone here. She doesn't make a massive deal about it online or make it an integral and unavoidable part of her work. Outside a few stray references and the occasional /co/ thread her interest in sex, or lack thereof, never comes up or is important to anyone that isn't her.

>>93803207
>She's a willing virign.
she doesn't seem to feel attractive, and she's also kissless, so it's probably not completely willing

>>93803267
What happened today?

>>93803283
>She's almost definitely not interested in having sex with anyone here.
I'll prove you wrong, anon. Screencap this, in a year from now I will take at least her first kiss, completely consensual.

>>93803315
he hasn't experienced tomorrow

>You will never plant soft kisses along Mary Cagle's neck while slowly unbuttoning her top one button at a time, finally removing it entirely as you press your lips to hers and slip your tongue into her mouth.

>>93801961
>those breasts
dude what

>>93803325
Your brainwashing techniques take an entire year?

Step up your game, bro.

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>>93801588

>>93803137
All the time, man.
I have to wash down there, after all.

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>>93803881

>>93801588

Mary Sensei stopped drawing herself cute :(

I know she's a hambeast irl, but I did enjoy the cute avatar. Unlike piglike and so bald

>>93803971
She's not even a hambeast. She's just so plain it's painful.

>>93803891
Why the hell would you bother to look at that area between your asshole and your balls when you wash it?

>>93803881
>>93803923
It's hard for me to keep her in the "not for sexual" bin in my mind with content like this.

>>93803971
How does she draw herself now?

>>93804020
Because I look at everywhere I wash when I was it.
I like to make sure I'm clean.
The real question is, why don't you look at your gooch when you wash?

>>93803881
>the closest thing she's had to sex is a second grader sticking fingers up her ass
SS when?

>>93803988
This. I feel bad for her, she deserves to be cute. CUTE!

>>93804052
Because we can just go by feel? It's not exactly like it's a detached part of your body y'know. You can feel your balls being touched by your hand and vice versa so you'd fucking know which part of your body you're washing.

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>>93801733
I've never masturbated or tried looking at it in the mirror. I just have no desire to, so I've never seen a vagina in real life. Did see my friends boob once

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>>93804077
>>93803923

>>93804136
Yes, but why not have the information on what my body looks like?
Also like prostate cancer or crotch moles and all that.
It's important to know your own body.

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>>93804179
>that last panel

I wonder if Mary Cagle gets annoyed that we only talk about her vagina and never about her webcomics.

>>93804179
>Don't bully.
I guess she has to bully me, then.

>>93802982
Man those edit threads were fun

>>93804244
Why would she get annoyed? She doesn't even know these threads exist.
>>93801961
Wasn't there a drawn vagina on there? Did she delete it?

>>93804192
>Also like prostate cancer or crotch moles and all that.

Doctors don't find out if you have prostate cancer by looking up your ass anon. They do it by feel.

>>93804346
Yes, but I'd know if something was different.
Like I said, it's important to know your body so that you can tell if something is off.
It could be the difference between getting a mole removed and dying from cancer because you're scared of your gooch.

I don't know why you're so averse to looking at your own junk.

>>93804327
The posts on their reference a vagina being on there but there isn't one. So I guess she did.

>>93804407
Again, we do shit by feel. If it feels different now than it did in the days, weeks, months, and years prior, we'd fucking know. It's not an aversion to looking at our junk, we're just not so insecure that we need to keep looking at it every day nor are we hypochondriac enough to worry if it fell off when we went to sleep.

>>93804137
Yeah but you'd look at it in a mirror if you ever intended to draw pictures of them, maybe even snap a reference photo

>>93801961
Okay, I can kinda get not knowing what a vagina looks like if you're a woman since you kinda have to go out of your way to get a good view of one.

But how the fuck do you not know what tits look like?

>>93803137
>How often have you seen the bottom of your balls? Your asshole?
All the time, I dry myself in front of a mirror

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I kinda wished she updated more, I want to see her improvements

>thinking it's easy to draw a dick
I see my dick from multiple angles multiple times a day and I still can't get them right. Same thing probably applies to vaginas

>>93802229
>refused to let them cum
What, just like in or on her? Or in general? Some people are into the latter thing.

>>93805928

Isn't it just two lines with a weird circle or trunk like bit at the end? Doesn't really seem that hard to draw it on a basic level.

>>93804785
Alright, that's a good point. When I draw lewd things I go out of my way to avoid drawing the vagina since I don't know to draw them. Mary needs to step up her game.
>>93804458
I hope it's archived somewhere

>>93801663
she looks fine
probably a sight better than your fat ass, anyway

>>93805928
Apparently everyone in the Marines is a world class artist

>>93801961
>Lewds

Mary-senpei noooooooo

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>tfw you can't draw a decent character, object, landscape, or anything really; but can draw a near perfect dick
T-thank's high school

>>93806944
show me

>>93806960
Sure, give me a minute

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>>93806972
Uploaded to imgur so mods don't get mad
http://imgur.com/a/ZOLto

This is it, this is the maximum extent of my artistic ability.

>>93807228
hmm not bad

You can make a lot of money sticking that drawing onto a furry or on two dudes.

>>93807228
Pretty good anon.

>>93807228
hmm... well that certainly is a nice penis

>>93807228
My fucking sides

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>>93807228
Fucking kek

>>93807228
You know, if you just tried drawing other things, composed of your excellent penises, you might have a real thing going.

How about giving it a shot? Draw me a cat, but made of penises.

>>93807228
what service did you enlist in
it was the army wasn't it

>>93807228
You should make a webcomic about the misadventures of sentient dicks.

Who the hell are these people who don't look at their genitals... we're discovering new types of autism that... well, it's not that they were thought to be impossible it's just that no one dared to imagine levels of autism that high.

>>93808019
>Draw me a cat, but made of penises
COCKFIELD

>>93806944
>>93807228
It's like I'm reading an Oglaf comic.

>>93808079
it's subtle, isn't it

>>93807228
Kyle?

>>93803283
She'll never know I was from 4chan until I break her hymen and shout "You've been channed, mang"

>>93808062
When you've got genitals that go in, I think it's understandable that they don't often look at them too much.

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>>93808019
>objects made out of penises
Sounds like Eldritch abomination

>want to talk about kiwi blitz or sleepless domain
>thread is nothing but discussion of mary's sexual preferences and benises

this can't be happening

>>93808321
where do you think you are, etc

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>>93808019
Like this?
http://imgur.com/a/1AOKw

>>93808049
Never actually served, I do frequent /k/ and own guns though. Maybe the libs aren't all that wrong about gun owners being obsessed with phallic objects.

>>93808373
jesus anon, thats fuckin great, you should draw other things, like a woman made of dicks

>>93808437
Oh god anon, what have you done?

>>93808362
i mean can't we at least sexualize her relatively cute characters instead of the woman herself, who /co/ seems to have agreed is pretty plain

>>93808373
Nice dick pic

>>93808457
we're helping penisanon find his calling and road to prosperity

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>>93808373

You need to start scouring the internet for weird fetishes related to this, and just start raking in the dosh by doing commissions for the freaks who would get off to this.

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>>93808373
Well done.

>>93808373
Have you considered a career in video game creature design?

>>93804077
She'd probably try to sue you.

>>93804785

I strongly suspect her breasts have low-riding nipples like all of her nudes. I don't see why that would be such a common theme otherwise.

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>>93808437
http://imgur.com/a/mH10M

Gentlemen, we have crossed a line man was never supposed to cross.

I've... Learned some things about myself.

>>93808919
Now do a chicken made of cocks

>>93808964
Nah, I've kinda had my fill of dicks for today

Although I am now contemplating starting a short Chechen War webcomic where every character is just a dick and an AK-74

>>93808373
I take it back, you draw dicks too well to have served

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>>93804137
>I've never masturbated
why do women lie about this?

>>93809100
Because women enjoying sex is actually not that common in the animal kingdom

>>93808373
cleaned up for posterity
http://imgur.com/a/ZCGUY

>>93809038
put your trip back on Kaziklu

>>93808919
jesus this is hot, look at those head-nipples.

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>>93805928
>He thinks it's hard to draw a dick

>>93807228
>http://imgur.com/a/ZOLto
That is indeed a very well drawn dick.

>>93809276
You need to work on it anon

Remember, the balls are two compartively heavy oval shaped objects inside a sack of very loose and excess skin, they should have down, also the wrinkles will be between the balls and the crotch, but the bottom of the balls will be relatively smooth.

>>93806944
>>93807228
>>93808373
are you the guy from superbad

>>93808257
>they're all looking straight ahead
>rather than staring at him accusingly

Man, that was half the point of that Haddock dream.

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>>93808019
You mean like this?

>>93801635
Her vaginas are fine anon

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>>93812411
And even a tutorial to draw tigers.

>>93802082
Good thing some brave anon saved such pictures in case such an occurance

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>>93808919
[screams externally]

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>>93803288
>>93801663
>>93803971
She's really not that bad

>>93812690
She'd look really good if she did something nice with her hair.

>>93812989
Old lady fashion is pretty much a requirement for elementary school teachers.

>>93813033
She finished teaching, though.

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>>93812989

>>93804052
..... I promise not to fap to this but how do you go about seeing your own hooch, if you don't mind me asking?

>>93803881
I weep that I can't be a Japanese second grader shoving my fingers into sexy male teachers

>>93807228
How did high school taught you this skill exactly?

>>93812989
>non-consenual body mod fetish
>ywn bolt Mary to a table, and use plastic surgery, electric muscle stimulation and hormonal treatment to fix Mary into a beautiful creature, as she sobs and squirms in fear and confusion at all the changes to her, seemingly deluded that is isn't good for her
All the little girls need to be pretty, even if they don't want to be...

>>93812690
Looks like a screenshot of a metal gear solid game

>>93813363
Professor Pyg is that you?

>>93801588
I liked the nose change.
Felt less same ol cutesy manga.

>>93807228
reminds me of the dicks in bible black, the balls are too saggy though

>>93808373
you need to start a blog called drawin' dicks

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>>93808373
This thread went from good to better

>>93806595
In general but I'm not sure it was a case of being into it, it was more like she was afraid of cum and would scream if she saw any. Or maybe that's a part of her elaborate fetish.

>>93813071
Sure, but it's the mindset that counts.

>>93809100
No need to lie when you're anonymous. It's more blasmephous for someone to have never done it.

gossipin'-ass motherfuckers

I'm surprised you guys like her given that she has SJW tendencies regarding women in media not being up to her standard.

I mean she doesn't like Chie and she's great

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>>93816996
>I'm surprised you guys like her given that she has SJW tendencies
>surprised /co/ likes SJW

Where do you think you are.

So does someone have the deleted pics saved or not?

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>>93817242

>>93817419
>not just making the nose red
Poor meme, desu.

>>93801733
How often do you find yourself pulling out a mirror to stare at the underside of your shaft and balls anon?

>>93816996
Meaning she feels the women in media deserve more respect or she feels the women in media need to work harder?

>>93816996
>doesn't like chie
I'd need to see proof, but fucked up if true.

>>93817583
The former. Blah fanservice blah sexism. Which confuses me because she has porn.

>>93817663
https://twitter.com/cubewatermelon/status/827381508184821760

>>93815731
Mary pls

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>>93817763
>Blah fanservice blah sexism
Oh you're just baiting with that one joke comic. The point wasn't fanservice is sexism, it was trying to dress up a blatant fetish design and wish fulfillment character as feminism is dumb. Aaron.

>>93813337
Bathroom art, lots and lots of bathroom art

>>93817547
Often. Got a full length mirror in the bathroom.

>>93817882
>says she's not interesting
>"haha she is a Good Bro! There's just not a whole lot going on there in terms of character depth. She's just kinda fun."

Eh, that doesn't bother me. I haven't thought about that game recently enough to argue anyway.

>>93808373
HR Giger would be proud anon.

>>93817763
She's totally fine with fanservice my man.
The controversy was from her calling out Aron Diaz (an actual SJW) who frequently bitches about fanservice yet whenever he does it happens to be "artistic".

>>93820098
That will never not be funny.

>>93801961
The link doesn't show anything

>>93808019
I got a pic of a tattoo butterfly made of cocks. I'd link it from /i/ but they might get mad at me since it's not a drawing. ;_;

I forget if Mary found out that 4chan liked her webcomic LetsSpeakEnglish or not.

Also did she find out some people shipper her with Ronnie from Whomp?

>>93822484
Wasn't there art of her with Ronnie from Whomp!?

>>93820098
Will she ever learn to stop drawing a monoboob?

>>93807228

include me in the screenshot

also you're very skilled at drawing penises

>>93822588
Maybe she has one herself, who are you to judge?

>>93822526
Yes, and it made both of them uncomfortable.

>>93822984
>Severely down turned nipples and a monoboob
The poor thing

>>93813177
Whelp, my boner's gone

Don't know if it has been posted already but here's a link to the vagina pic she deleted.
http://kinkyquill.tumblr.com/image/157109319729

>>93823282
It almost looks like it connects to her asshole

>>93823282
Embarrassing.

>>93813233
A mirror

>>93823282
There's no line for her crotch area and the vagina is a little too big, other than that is not terrible

>>93823282
It's not that bad

>>93803881
>nearly broke a kids finger when he tried sticking his fingers in his ass
Dude must be doing kegel's 24/7

>>93822995
Good. If our button-pushing makes you uncomfortable we don't want you. We've got the Small-Buteras on our side.

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>>93808919

>>93823785
Imagine the horror that kid went through
>Go to play a prank on your teacher
>Sneak up behind him with your hands at the ready
>With one might thrust send your fingers flying into his asshole
>The moment they make contact his ass checks turn to steel as they get a vice like hold on your fingers
>You can feel your fingers straining and threaten to snap as the teachers head slowly turns around to glare at you over his shoulders
>Just as you feel your fingers about to be crushed they let go and you fall to the ground, tears in eyes but happy you still have both your index fingers

>>93824103
I kept imagining JoJo as the teacher and Star Platinum peeking out of his ass grabbing the kid's fingers while reading that

>>93823328
vagina fistula?

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I was legit surprised to find out Mary was at A-kon this year

>>93824363
Why? She's weeb enough that she probably goes to as many cons as she can.

>>93824363
There's just no other way to look at this that it isn't a mouth.

>>93813177
I'd probably still fuck her, if only for bragging rights

>>93813177
passable, needs to lose a little weight, clean up her skin and style her hair though

>>93803350
Shit man that's a pretty good line

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>>93824618

>>93802079
Where did this asexual meme come from, anyway? Literally every woman I've met who claimed to be asexual turned out to be a huge slut.

>>93823282
I expected worse. Its kinda just missing the volume.

>>93808919
now do a dragon

>>93824946
I dunno. In my experiences women always have their sexuality, but then make plenty of exceptions whereas guy just like what they like.

>>93824644

more like taking one for the team

>>93824742
>needs to lose a little weight
Honestly think she's fine in this regard

The other two complains I understand though

She's not that good looking but she's one of the few webcomic creators i like

>>93807228
That's a big dick

>>93820781
It will never be a point.

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>>93817419
>implying
have you never been to the "LOL/comics for intelligent people" threads?

>>93827142
I always wanted one of those that flips over and just says /co/ on the other side.

>>93827184
gimme a sec on GIMP

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>>93827184
crap, can't the /pol/ one, so no head being thrown back
gimme, uh, a minute or something
have something in the meantime

>>93812690
>>93813177

She's all right. Nothing to brag about but if you're in love it doesn't matter.