Two plus two is four! Two plus two is four!

>>93800523
>inb4 horse memes

>>93800523
is this a..........barney thread

I can see why this is so popular!

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>>93800523
Don't do it, OP.

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>>93800548
No, now it's a barney thread

>>93800621
why would you do this

>>93800621
Technically it doesn't officially become a barney thread unless you either say it three times or use the full title of Barneyfag.

>>93800548
Looked up Barneyfag on Kiwifarms, the ultimate
Autistic Broken Record. Like, Serious OCD going on there.

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>>93800523

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>>93800523
>You are an insipid, walking commercial, and your cereal turned my urine pink!

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>>93800523

>>93800523
>This is your mindset

>>93800885
>Looked up Barneyfag on Kiwifarms, the ultimate Autistic Broken Record. Like, Serious OCD going on there.
The best part is how after he registered there and started posting the locals all started fawning all over him.

>>93801458
They hate him again now beause he bitched about the dox.

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>>93800523
Do kids today even know who Barney is?

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>>93800621
*ahem*

You can get banned on for trying to bait the barneyfag on /co/ don't try it

>>93801909
what are you talking about! this is a simpsons thread anon!

>>93800548
HIS THIGHS ARE HUGE!

>>93801909
At this point I'm wondering if there's a point. Honestly if Barneyfag hasn't shown up yet I suspect it's because he's down for the count.

>>93801942
you mean...... t h i c c?

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>>93801987
E__X__T__R__A____T__H__I__C__C

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>>93801960
You gotta use very specific images to summon him a regular picture of barney won't alert the bots he has to the threads existence so he won't show up.
pic related will summon him if it's the op of a thread

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This is your left, that's your left

>>93802109
you're gonna die

>>93801816
*steals your pebbles*

>>93802298
Nu-uh, that's your right

>>93801960
>he's down for the count.

That would be too good to be true.

HERE HE IS

>>93802499
>Chuck's Feed & Seed
?????

>>93802474
Is this a bot, or just autism to end all autism.

>>93802932
Autism that made a bot

>>93802932
It used to be autism, but it has evolved far past that. He has become someone else. Something else.

>>93802711
>Chuck's Fuck & Suck
That's the joke.

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>>93801816

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>>93800523
>Two plus two is four!
No! you're wrong! is fish

>>93803347
According to Cosmo, fairy magic really can make 2+2=fish.
That's honestly kinda terrifying when you think about it.

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>>93804483
what are you

>>93800885
Anyone else find it ironic his primary insult is also the monkier by which we all refer to him by?

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>>93804483

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>>93804483
Eat me

Smithers, I'm home!

Is it only certain images that trigger it?
If I was to go to the booru, grab a fresh crop of a random image, and post it here, would it trigger the bot?

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>>93804695
Shut up, Boco

>>93804695
What, already?

>>93804674
You're not barneyfag. Stop trying so hard and take a nap or something, you shit.

>>93804767

Yes!

>>93803295
>Bronies, this is your mindset.jpg

>>93803295
>Winston tastes good like a *clap clap* cigarette should!

mrs goodra is a mistake

>>93804750
why the fuck would you want to post ponyshit here you fucking autist
you're only being part of the problem

>>93805020
Not him, but that 2snacks Fallout animation was pretty neat.

>>93804810
*audience laughter*

>He's still alive
My sides are gone, send help

>>93805056
I'm not sure you could justifiably call it "life". Being an autistic leaf nigger who defines his entire existence by conflating his hatred of pastel equines with his hatred of purple dinosaurs is a fate worse than a fate worse than death.

>>93805034
Yeah, I was surprised at how good that was.

>>93805020
I like testing bots and their limits.
Honestly, ponyshit's way less of an epidemic than it used to be, and if you're this anal about it, you might be the autist here.

Besides, is that sort of crop even still ponyshit? If anyone had posted any of these
>>93800936
>>93801050
>>93802074
as an op, and posted a topic or discussion completely unrelated to ponyshit, it's safe to say no one would have guessed that they were even crops without autists calling attention to it.

Stave it off 1 2 3
Now you can count to three

I almost wish MLP would have a resurgence, just because I might like barneyfag if he actually had someone to crusade against

>>93805083
>autistic leaf nigger

What the fuck are you even saying?

>>93805121
Wait till the movie.

>>93805112
It's not a bot, it's a real person.

>>93800523
My mom used to be best friends with the chick who created Barney.

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>>93805134
Three months!

>>93805142
Testing these kinds of autists and testing bots is basically the same thing

>>93805125
That he's a leaf nigger with autism, not an autistic leaf who is a nigger.

>>93805228
It's basically /co/'s version of the Turing test.

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>>93805253
What's a leaf nigger, a Canadian? Is he even black?

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>>93804750
Who knows?

>>93805375
top kek I'm not even sure if it's a human or a bot

>>93805392
You know what?

At this point I'm pretty sure that the barneyfag doesn't even post here anymore, and that it's literally just a select few who choose to repost his garbage just to derail threads.

>>93805274
>What's a leaf nigger

I think you meant african american leaf

>>93805511
>american leaf

>>93803290
not it isn't

>>93804560
>>93804559
>>93804530
What did he say?

>>93808242
How many people have called you? :^)

>>93808268
>"I have better things to do with my time than harass some random sperglord."
>/mlp/, 2017
What does that say about you, faggot?

>>93808415
>implying it's /mlp/
Every board on this site enjoys fucking with him. It's like a site-wide pastime.

>>93808466
Go to bed Lee. You have class tomorow.

>>93800885
>Kiwifarms
I wouldn't advise hanging around there, it's pretty autistic

>>93805134
The movie is going to be dogshit, everyone with a brain knows it.

>>93808523
What about you? Are you gonna continue this crusade until your whole family is doxed? Are you that dumb, or just incredibly selfish?

>>93808561
>I'm gonna harass people until they let me post ponies on other boards without punishment or derision!
I don't see what your reasoning is.

>>93808624
Who are you quoting?

>>93808683
You sure do like doing this a lot, faggot. Just realize that your kind will never be accepted here simply because they know no one has ever tried to post that shit without trying to antagonize people.

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>>93808624
My one and only motivation for harassing you is the fact that I hate your back-seat moderation bullshit, and that getting a reaction out of you is incredibly easy. Hell, I don't even need to break the rules, just disagreeing with you is enough to convince you that I'm a "degenerate brony". I also know for a fact that you're stupid enough to keep falling for my baiting regardless of how obvious or overplayed it is. You don't need to understand my reasoning, you just need to know that I have already won.

>>93808725
that was my first post in this thread

>>93808189
G-guys, what did he say, seriously?

>>93808740
The fact that you care this much shows that you really do not fucking care about the quality of the site as a whole, because you're only encouraging shitty behaviour like yours.
What makes you think you should be treated any differently from, say, blackedposters or fucking Ruggarell?

>>93808560
Of course it will be, Barney has been and always will be complete shit.

>>93808910
People would shit on you regardless of me "encouraging" anyone, because you're annoying, unlikeable and very autistic. Besides, the only reason we do it is because you're here to react. If you just stopped, it wouldn't happen, so that's on you. Global rule 15 is still in place, so there's literally no reason for you to do what you do.

>What makes you think you should be treated any differently from
I don't think anything, I just like to shit on you when I'm bored.

>>93809141
>If you just stopped, it wouldn't happen
No, it would still happen anyway. This has been known for years because of autism. Stop trying to blame your own shitty behaviour on the presence of others because it just shows your lack of self-restraint.

>>93809304
this

Two plus two is FIVE!
Report to the Ministry of Love for correction!

>People are still RPing as the barneyfag

Janitor pls help.

>>93809868
Lee, stop agreeing with yourself.

>>93808560
"If i keep posting my opinion,it will magically become fact"
Lol
>>93809135
>have a folder of over one thousands screencaps

>>93808189
>>93808765

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93800523/#93804483

>>93810040
Only one of those is me though

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Man I thought this was gonna be a comfy Simpsons thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9snDv8JLAtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ONK1_gAUQ

>>93808542

That's the fun of it.

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>>93810763
Me too, pal.

>>93802499
I dont get it

>>93812082
Same

>>93805020
Because guess what, it's a CARTOON.

>>93800885
>>93801458
>seriously believing that "barneyfag" is one person
>not seeing that anonymity allows anyone to pose as him
>made easier by the fact that he uses the same images and same wording every time

wew
lad

>>93808560
even as a ponyfag, it looks like shit

>main villain looks like it was ripped directly from deviantart
>introducing a literal furry as a character
>weird animation that mixes 2d and 3d in an awkward and jarring way
>generic hero's journey with macguffins thrown in
>generic "evil guy comes out of nowhere and fucks shit up" plot
>pandering to G1 fags with seapony shit

and above all, it will bomb at the box office because people will be reluctant to go see a "little girls" movie.

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Actually Barney, I think you'll find it's 5.

>>93802711
>>93806082
>>93812082
>>93813494

It's Chuck's Fuck & Suck you idiots

>>93813905
That can't be right. They would never allow that on network TV. Must be something else.

>>93805120
Can you say "a The Cheat"?

>>93813753
really makes you think

>>93813894
Could big brother get barneyfag to like ponies, or is his autism to great to preform double think

>>93816536
probably not