If he allegedly eats 60 eggs a day just for breakfast alone,

>>93794871
he has the body of an olympic atlethe,you have bno idea how much those guys eat

>>93794871
what have you never been to /sp/?you have to eat big to get big

>>93794871
I like to think that with his death, everyone in the village can enjoy eggs again, and get the nutrition to not end up like his runty sidekick.

>>93794871
Well, he is roughly the size of a barge.

>>93794871
That's about 4000 calories in one sitting
Olympic athletes eat from 4000-8000 a day depending on their training cycle

But The real problem is that is way to many fucking eggs and it would taste like shit after egg number 20

>>93795017
Considering how he ate those, I don't think taste matters.

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>>93794871

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>>93794871
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG! COME ON! LEAVE YOUR HUMANITY BEHIND!

>>93795031
Would the shells add extra minerals?

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>>93795017
>But The real problem is that is way to many fucking eggs and it would taste like shit after egg number 20
Not if you eat them all at once

>>93795053
it'd probably give you constipation

>>93795056

Aside from the eggs tasting like shit after a while, imagine how the guy must smell. If he truly eats that many eggs, his breath should be capable of devastating entire villages.

>>93795053
Calcium for Sp Atk gains.

>>93794871

He doesn't skip leg day.

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>>93794939
>you have to eat big to get big

this.

>>93794871
eggs are considered energy so he uses that energy to lift weights a lot which is how he's ripped. It could also be Disney magic

>>93795105
Imagine how it smells after he visits one of those reeking olde timey outhouses and leaves three gallons of egg shit.

>>93795105
>>93797943
two words my friends.
>Sulfurous
>Farts

>>93794871
He fell for the raw eggs meme. Humans are bad at digesting animal protein, so cooked meat and eggs are actually a lot more nutritious than raw.

>>93794951
i kek'd

>>93795042
>check on rich after years of not seeing what was up with the pianoman
>he got divorced
Not sure how I feel about this

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>>93795105
I guess they don't call him "Gas Ton" for nothing