Why are pregnant women so hot?

>>93786924
>man face
>pot belly
>tiny boobs

OP, is this your profile pic?

>>93786924
what's the context for this comic?

>>93786941
>tiny boobs

what

>>93786924
Breeding instincts. You want sum fug. Also something about your mother. I'm not sure how the joke went but she's a whore.

FREUD OUT! PEACE, MOTHERFFUCKERS.

>>93786924
It's only hot if they raped you and are forcing you to father their rape baby.

>>93786924
There's nothing quite as beautiful as a form performing its function.

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>>93786976
This is indeed patrician tier.

>>93786948
Ultimate Hela wanted a son so she forced Ultimate Thor into giving one to her by resurrecting Ultimate Valkyrie his girlfriend

>>93786997
>HE RUINED MY CHILDHOOD
>STUPID SEXY TIMMY

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>>93786976
There's a comic involving alien superheroes from another planet where this happens, forget what it's called.

Also if you enjoy shotas getting raped and the subsequent trauma, you'd enjoy Spencer & Locke (pic related).

>>93787083
What happened after that? Aside from the obvious, I mean.

>>93787083
I do not enjoy shotas getting raped. I'm afraid to even type that much for fear of a black van riding up to my door in the night.

But...

I am as curious as I am sickened

Fertility

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Preggo is my fetish.I like how they still have slim arms, legs and face unlike fat bitches, they just have a pot belly.

>>93787303
And usually said belly is nice and smooth instead of looking like a wrinkled sack of molten fat

>>93787083
That was a pretty good read, thanks for mentioning it.

>>93786924
Because you know you can bareback them without risking fatherhood.

>>93786924
You're disgusting. Get Jesus in your life.

>>93787303
I hope she used her powers to give birth.

>>93787083
I take it this actually happened to the artist/writer?

>>93787490
What are you gay? You think you don't have sex with your wife while she's pregnant?

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>>93787150
They don't show the lewd of course.

But he accidentally meets her when he's older, and the scent of her perfume causes him to freeze up. She also kinda tries to rape him again through blackmail/withholding information he needs.

Pic related is the relevant pages.

>>93787083
>>93787635

Page of her dying WHERE

>>93787083
>>93787635
I need more like this

>>93786924
They're fulfilling their natural function. It's your basic biologic instincts saying "yes, this is what we want."

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>>93787669

>>93787083
>>93787635
looks like an edgy calvin and hobbes

>>93787850
was just reading it and its really good

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Because you haven't actually lived with a pregnant woman before. It's fucking disgusting. It's all complaining about constipation and bitch fests. The sex is bareable if she manages to only fart once. And she will fart. Not to mention fat will accumulate in areas you didn't think she could get fat. Namely the face and feet. You'll be fucking Jay Leno in the flintstone universe in no time.

>>93787014
Does DC or any comic company have as many pregnancy storylines that Marvel has?
Is Marvel just a place for folks to fuel their fetish?
If i get hired can i have my fetish as canon?!

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>>93786924
Wasn't there some superhero who derived their power from being pregnant?

>>93787083
>There's a comic involving alien superheroes from another planet where this happens, forget what it's called.

You're thinking of Invincible, Issue #110.
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Invincible/Issue-110?id=32932#11

The text captions in
http://imgur.com/gallery/D7EjU

give the context, but it gets a bit preachy toward the end.

>>93787888
You seem nice.

>>93787888
>And she will fart.

Anon, your problem is that you're not a /d/eviant.

>>93787888

You didn't think people could get fat in the face before? Have you never seen someone gain weight before?

>>93787941
I honestly never seen a woman get fat in the face while pregnant unless she was a fatass beforehand.

>>93787923
Im still angry about that bitch ruining all that perfectly good farm land.

>>93787083
Is there rule 34 of this yet?

>>93786924
Because you have a shit taste.

they aren't (in any sexual way) you fucking degenerate

>>93787900
Almost
Yes
Yes

>>93787635
Next Pages please?

>>93790190
It's issue 2, you can read it at
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spencer-Locke

>>93787014
Somehow this is even more confusing and explains less.

>>93787923
The fuck is wrong with their lips?

>>93790306
Is this site forever loading for anyone else?

>>93787923
Mother Of Champions, I think?

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>>93786941

>those
>tiny boobs

Is this more your speed?

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>>93790845

>Chinese super whose power is to be constantly pregnant and birthing as many as 25 rapidly-maturing, fast-aging superhumans every 3 days.

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>>93787083
I guess its L.E.G.I.O.N. Silent goes crazy, rapes Vril Dox and then they got a baby afterwards.

>>93786924

Because there is fundamentally nothing more feminine than pregnancy. Think about it.

>>93791022
Ankle socks

>>93786924
For me it's getting them pregnant that I find hot. I can't even get off if the porn doesn't end with a creampie.

bonus if it has x-ray shot or the sperm reaching the egg or the girl begging that she wants the guy to cum inside / wants to get pregnant.

>>93786924
That only works when they're drawn.

Just go on the preggo section of a porn tube, there's a few attractive ones, but most pregnant women really aren't.

Good artists make hot pregnant women.

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>>93791022

Are you saying men can't get pregnant, you fucking shitlord?

>>93791504
Idk... thats not a man imo....

>>93791504
>insane man gets his equally insane wife pregnant

Feel really bad for that kid.

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>>93786924
Honestly, Hela looks way better without that stupid head piece.

>>93791599
Of all the terrible opinions in this thread, yours is the worst.

>>93787900
>Is Marvel just a place for folks to fuel their fetish?
it has always been anon.

>>93791599
post the Santa edit.

>>93791652
Hair-down always looks the best, especially before/after/during sex.

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>>93786924
>tfw character you like never get preggo art

>>93791870
Why not do it yourself?

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>>93791747
This?

>>93791568
>Idk... thats not a man imo....
Chromosomes agree with you. Along with numerous other pieces of unchangeable biology.

>>93790845
It wasn't her although she's definitely interesting

>>93791231
are you me?

who are your favorite artists?

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>>93790306

>>93791599
this is my fetish

>>93792193
>unchangeable
anon we can edit DNA now. the tech is called CRISPR. once we're done curing cancer, we'll get to work on more creative modifications

>>93787850
Gee ya think?

>>93787635
She'd still looks like a older teen, shouldn't she be like middle aged ?

>>93787014
.....what?

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>>93786997 2/4
>Not posting the rest

1/4

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3/4

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4/4

>>93792193

who fucking cares what chromosomes someone has

>>93793336
her pigtails turning into two "M"s was a nice touch

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>>93786997
>>93793315
>>93793336
>>93793353
Okay but there's no preg in this comic

>>93791634
The universe has given us a gift, brother

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>>93793627
Hmm. Thought I'd seen every homestuck preg pic. I wish there was more.

>>93787568
No, she was pregnant with some Brood and Beast had to shrink down and destroy her uterus.

Kitty is now infertile...just like Emma.

They should really be besties considering they have so much in common.

>>93791504

This is the hottest thing in the thread desu.

>>93786924
Because you know she does the sexy sex.

>>93793587
BLACKED

>>93794090
>No, she was pregnant with some Brood and Beast had to shrink down and destroy her uterus.

Now that's a new form of bestiality altogether.

>Kitty is now infertile...

Until Bendis retcons that.

>just like Emma.

Fuck you for reminding me of that story (they harvested all of her eggs to grow a couple thousand Cuckoo sisters, the 5 introduced in new x-men were the remaining ones).

I wanted them to introduce the best Summers daughter, Ruby, into main continuity. But there's no way it'll happen now unless they make a plot twist so retarded that it would make Cable's backstory the paragon example of simplicity.

Well I suppose they could just do something like "Emma went into a sabbatical that we never showed in the comics and she had Scotts child and she is still in hiding for her safety".

>>93794697
didn't she end up bearing lots of children?

>>93794965

if you consider 2 to be lots, sure

>>93794627
Just have Ruby Summers be artificially created. Like one of the other "lolgenetics" villains makes her to piss off Sinister.

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>>93787303
Here you go, anon.

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How many pregnant characters can be around with out being stuck not being able to do anything or as a victim?

>>93786924
>clearly proven virility
That's why.

>>93793880
>stomach nipple

>>93794697
>Love Wakfu
>Fap to Eva
>Pregnancy fetish

Season 3 can't come fast enough.

>>93786924
>>93791599
>>93792171

any other comics where the hero knocks up a female villain?

>>93792834

/k/ here. Enjoy your shit becoming unstable. I'll give you a mercy killing if we meet when it happens. I got a bullet with your name on it.

>>93795783
I am sure literally every superhero did that at least once in his career.

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>>93791599
>>93791747
>>93792171
no, this one

>>93794965
She had 2 and a third is on the way.

So far!

>>93790889
not him, but i love that breast size and wish it was more accepted

we can have a huge breasted character who is a good character first and huge boobs second.

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>>93794569
>OSBORN!

>>93796294
Wtf? that's hilarious, source?

>>93796697
really dont know, just found it on here
https://theragingfanboy.wordpress.com/2010/12/01/a-pregnant-pause/

>>93796606
Saw this exact picture in a magazine at my library. Gave me my fetish.

>>93796697
Bomb Queen. Do yourself a huge favor and don't waste your time.

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>>93790974
>Chinese super whose power is to be constantly pregnant and birthing as many as 25 rapidly-maturing, fast-aging superhumans every 3 days.
That's not a superhero, that's fucking Lamashtu.

>>93790845
>>93790974
>>93798243
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Wu_Mei-Xin_(New_Earth)

>>93787924
>it's a woman gets offended episode

>>93796239

is that a skrull rape harem?

>>93800641
I think it was some kind of space maternity ward that the Skrulls just happened to attack while Jessica was there.

>>93793315
That's because the rest of the comic is just Gara busting the balls of shippers.

>>93799641
>women
>browsing /co/
Pick one.

>>93796294
An acceptable loss,

>>93796189
What breast size? The fucking animu aberration that he posted? You're talking like that could even exist. Those aren't big boobs, Power Girl has big boobs. Those are straight body deformation.

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BIology.

baby bump

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>>93794622
no she was KREED

>>93787888
>t's all complaining about constipation and bitch fests. The sex is bareable if she manages to only fart once. And she will fart.
This literally never happened to me.

>>93794521
ohana

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>>93801933

>>93787957
Neither have I, ever. And I've been around at least a dozen pregnant women.

>>93786976
Pretty sure that's a plot point in Invincible. The superwoman overpowers the male lead and rapes him, then taunts him about it later and how she's going to find him later on if she's not pregnant and do it again. Then a time skip and it's revealed she did get pregnant and she wants him to be in the kids life.

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shit, I'd like to see lord dominator pregnant with an army of aliens she's breeding for fights

>>93796125
Be sure to turn the gun on yourself when you get a good look at that fursuit of yours.

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foodbabies > disgusting preggo shit

>>93796294
Burn the coal pay the toll. :^)

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>>93793751
You'd think there would be given Homestuck's central theme is reproduction and growth.

Weird cravings and pigging out due to pregnancy hormones >>>>> getting a pot belly after eating a bunch.

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>>93791504
That kid is gonna be so fucked up with all the hormones...

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>>93802846
No eggs here boss.

>>93786997
>the other kids

HOLY SHIT sign me up i wanna know more about some of this comic.

>>93800925
You know it's the majority

>>93787083
>>93787635

i cannot in any way take this comic seriously, i would if the puma or whatever was a literal being, like a mutant. but its like if Calvin just never took those special pills.

>>93803037
Never seen proof of that, it's always thrown around by idiots who believe /co/mblr is real.

>>93803182
>Never seen proof of that
Don't play tactics, it's in the wording and interests

But this isn't a fight or anything, it's just common knowledge because you get attention whores telling their life stories at random times if it relates to a thread

>>93803382
They're probably just effeminate males.

If you want an actual female board, visit >>>/cgl/

>>93802961
What else is Rose going to get pregnant with?

>>93791504
I don't understand wanting to fuck up your body so bad because you think it isn't right but wanting to do the most female thing you can like reproduction.

I would think you would be slitting your wrists the whole time because of the hormones telling you you fucked your life up.

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>>93803464
Well someone's gotta continue the Egbert line.

>>93786924
Bet her milk is hot...

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>>93803448
Thanks for reminding me /cgl/ exists.

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>>93791504
>Literally ANYBODY can get laid but you

>>93801940
Getting pregnant stopped you farting?

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>>93791504
Th-that chick on the right wasn't a dude before, was she?

>>93803928
No, she was always a trans woman.

>>93803858
She probably meant she didn't fart during sex.

>>93803928
No, he still is

>>93787490
how is the product of your god's pregnancy fetish supposed to help anon with his?

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>>93791504
every day we move further from the Gods' light...

>>93794627
can't they just find a "secret" egg and have it fertilized with Scott's stuff? Honestly, wouldn't be that hard, and I could see emma doing something like that now that he's dead and her wanting something of him to live on.

I mean, no like JEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! ever gave him anything in real life.

>>93790996
you mean stealth?
also
>tfw no blonde alien stud to rape

>>93804994
we thank you for your sacrifice

>>93804994
Sauce?

>>93800925
I wonder how many of them have been pregnant besides me.

>>93804994
Sauce???

>>93805160
did you enjoy baby-making sex more than regular sex?

>>93805129
>>93805240
This desu senpai

>>93805129
>>93805240
>>93805281
genkaku cool na sensei ga aheboteochi episode 2

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>>93791599
The problem is the mask

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>>93787888
>The sex is bareable if she manages to only fart once. And she will fart.

I feel like that's not as big a dealbreaker here as it would be to others.

>>93786924
they aren't
pregnant fetish is shit tier

>>93801014
Stop kinkshaming that anon

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what about animated ones?

>>93802712
I'm pretending that she is Sabrina.

>>93791504
I knew ryan gosling was gay

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>>93786924
I think it's how firm and smooth the belly is compared to simply being fat. Also the curve leading from the navel down to her vag.

>>93794090
>No
Why couldn't she just phase from around the bestial fetus, tho?

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>>93802413
a thousand times this

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>7 kids in one sitting

>>93786924
They're not, you're just a degenerate.

>>93807668
It was moment that Dipper new, He. Fucked. Up.

>>93791504
So they traded gender roles in the relationship but gender isn't binary but they still "switched" to only male and female what a couple of bigots. Also look at the beck on the "woman", no amount of surgical shaving fixes that Adam's apple.

>>93793542
Truth dictated by biological reality, faggot

>>93810255
Jack only managed six.

This tickles both an incest fetish and pregnancy fetish, actually. She's Thor's niece.

>>93791599
>>93786924
Frank Cho is a fucking god.

>>93810615
Come on, now, I'll bet Rita porks up more than that when she gets pregnant. How else did she get those hips? She's probably old-fashioned about pregnancy, with the whole "eating for two" thing.

>>93791599
Isn't she supposed to look like a corpse without the headpiece though?

>>93805535
It's not the farting that's the problem.
It's the aftertaste.

>>93801015
Now this stuff if why I need to read Spiderman

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>>93810615

>Pumped out almost a dozen kids
>Barely any preg art of Rita

Fuck. We need to get a flashback montage of her various pregnancies in an episode sometime.

>>93803928
>she

>>93810418
blah blah blah nonsense bullshit

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>>93805160
What was it like? My girlfriend is pretty scared to be pregnant and it's one of the only things we disagree about. Makes me a little scared for our future even though I'm not 100% sure I even want kids

It's probably weird as all hell but if I could get pregnant in her place I would in a heartbeat.

>>93813073

you could always use a surrogate to carry her fertilized eggs so its still genetically both of yours

>>93802568
My man

>tfw gf lets me rub her food baby belly

Ew. BREEDERS.

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Am I the only one, that know about the fact that there exist an anonymous image board devoted exclusively to pregnancy?

>>93796294
It's not really Obama's baby. It's George W. Bush's who she raises as an anti-christ or some shit.

Bomb Queen was a terrible comic and it pains me to have read it.

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>this thread

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>>93813167
Shut up Boco

>>93813621

Yes sir...

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What a slut. "I don't know what happened, I just had a few drinks with Piotr, Hank and Nightcrawler and woke up like this a few months later"

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>>93813576
Good taste anon

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>>93813621

>>93813073
I carried twins so it's pretty likely she won't have to deal with that. At any rate pregnancy is a wild ride that begins with vomit and ends with squeezing a human being out of you. There's so many little biological things that I just wasn't prepared for, some of which include constipation, lethargy (especially late term), mood swings like crazy, weight gain, bloating/swelling, and some anon mentioned farting which was definitely true. Nobody's the same so it's kind of hard to generalize, but I wasn't miserable the whole time or anything. There wasn't much pain except when the twins would box with my internal organs. I guess in summary I would say being pregnant wasn't really fun, but it wasn't miserable torture.

>>93786924
Because as a mammal you are hard-wired to find any sign of fertility immensely attractive.

>>93814534
Oh it's you again. Mm yep I totally believe you.

>>93814534
Interesting, thanks Anon. Could I ask how old you were and what made you sure about your decision? I'm only 23 and I'd definitely not be up to the challenge now, but I can't help but think that as I mature and after I've enjoyed my youth, I'll want some kind of fulfillment that comes from being called dad. I dunno. Maybe, maybe not. But it scares me that it may not be with her.

>>93786924
Fapping to pregnant ladies is disgusting.

But fapping to IMPREGNATING ladies? That's a top tier fetish.

>>93814678
I gave birth when I was 27. I'd been married to my husband for 3 years prior to that so there wasn't any real outstanding hesitation. I guess my advice is get married before you have kids.

>>93802032
I hate how they tried to justify the completely unjustifiable decision to pick fights while pregnant. Jesus Christ.

>>93813073
Honestly it depends on the person, for some pregnancy is almost like your normal life, you still get the usual morning sickness and weight gain/ boob swelling, but otherwise its basically normal.
for some its a nightmare, headaches, back aches, stretch marks, gestational diabetes, high blood pressure issues, etc.
Honestly I'm the husband so I cant really complain, but for my wife it wasn't too fun, she had a few issues which weren't too bad, but there are also the extremes, her friend had a terrible time with swelling in her legs, and an odd itching sensation all over her back and stomach for the last month of the pregnancy that would not let her sleep. While my wife's sister seemed to breeze through her pregnancy and even bounced back to her pre figure pretty quick and also no stretch marks from what I hear.

Basically you don't know whats gonna happen till it happens, but once you have one child you can basically expect the same for all subsequent pregnancies.

>>93791599
I want to read this now.

What is it and should I do it?

>>93814534
>>93814718
how was the sex/ sex drive?

>>93794998
>>93794697
They have a third on the way.

Gotta spread those Iop god genes.

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>>93813167
Sour grapes Boco, sour grapes.

>>93814800
I'm
>>93814789
My experience was that my wife's libido took a hit and didn't really pop back up much, it did sometimes but not very often.
I hear for some they get very heavy urges at some points.

>>93814800
Sometimes it was higher and sometimes it was lower. The hormones don't turn you into a sex-crazed nympho. My boobs basically doubled in size though, that was neat.

>>93814718
Oh yeah, marriage definitely comes before kids, but I would want to be decided on kids before marriage. I dunno. It's just freaky not knowing what the future holds, only that it could include a lot of heartbreak.

>>93814789
What made you sure about your decision? What were the talks like? Are you fulfilled as a parent? What about what you have to give up?

>>93814858

I NEVER want kids.

I'm trusting you guys to shhot me if it ever looks like I do.

>>93813347
Yes and you should change that.

Link.

>>93814939
>My boobs basically doubled in size though, that was neat.
Do they deflate like popped balloons afterwards, or was it permanent?

>>93814964
pregchan
google is your friend

>>93814991
No. I heard horror stories about that though. Apparently if you wean slowly instead of just stopping abruptly you can avoid thay, which totally worked.

>>93814939
Sorry, I'm not trying to be creepy, but did those changes come into play during sex? My gf knows and is even ok with my pregnancy and lactation fetishes, and we even play with them. I think she got the wrong idea that I'd just want kids as an excuse to fulfill my fetish. However, I told her that it wouldn't be sexy to me all the time, any more than her being a regular teacher versus a "sexy teacher". You know? One is real and the other is just a porn fantasy.

>>93815115
>Sorry, I'm not trying to be creepy, but did those changes come into play during sex? My gf knows and is even ok with my pregnancy and lactation fetishes,
Patrician taste right there.
>>93815099
Well, that's funny. A built in chemical breast enlargement.

>>93815143
Heh, thanks. I've been really surprised at how receptive she's been to my fetishes. She's pretty vanilla herself, but loves the thrill of new things. It's a nice feeling since I figured monster girls, belly stuffing, preg, and lactation would never be something I could actually share with a partner.

>>93815115
Her husband was man enough to put two kids in her, you think he wouldn't enjoy bigger tits? EVERY man would enjoy that.

>>93815354

>monster girls

Lucky son of a bitch.

>>93815354
I'm with Boco here. You are one lucky fucker.

Also shut the fuck up Boco.

>>93815416
>>93815594
I know I'm lucky, which is why I'd be scared to not match up for our life goals

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>>93815657
Your blogging is kind of wearing thin here anon.

>>93814956
Honestly it was an accident, but my wife and I had already been married for 2 years and we knew we wouldn't abort.
We both grew up in fairly conservative households, so there weren't too many talks we basically decided we were going to go through with it and honestly I cant even imagine what life would be like if we had decided differently.
I honestly don't know about fulfillment as a parent, I'm still getting my life in order and honestly that feels like a never-ending process but honestly I feel great as long as I keep moving forward. Also after the first month of him being with us I came to a realization, I could never have imagined that a miniature version of myself that basically slept, ate, shit and maybe interacted with me in a meaningful fashion 10% of the time we were together would make me so happy.
About giving things up, I kinda have not, I still game, go out on occasion, have dates with my wife, everything. Just its not as common as it was before, and even then when the I had the transition from bachelor to a married guy I couldn't sit at the computer for hours on end already so not too much change. You can still do everything you want, just requires some extra forethought and planning.

>>93815657
Well, how old are you both? How long you been together? When do you want to have kids.

Can't wait too long, or you'll miss peak fertility.

>>93815705
>tfw you can't find any scans of post vol-6 Prince Valiant

>>93815711
I forgot to add that hes 7 1/2 months old now so it wasn't too long ago, also the interactions get better with age, which is nice.

>>93815594

Yes sir...

>>93815705
My bad anon. Just been rough lately.

>>93815754
Both 23, no idea whether or when

>>93816029
Her fertility peaks at 25 and declines rapidly. Best decide soon if you want to avoid having the autistic kid.

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>>93786941
>tiny

>>93814961
Sure boco,I'll do it. Just tell me where to find you right now so I can make sure your sterile. Like right now. Tell me. Michael you have to tell me now.

>>93794627
>File

She has a cosmic cube. She can reset her infertiliy, Cyclops' death, anything.

>>93816697

Oh, well, its 10--waaaait a minute...

>>93816616
Happy ending.

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>tfw won't ever get married
>tfw won't ever ask my wife if she wants kids
>tfw she'll never say yes and we start a family together
I've pretty much come to accept this now. Thanks for the comfy thread lads

>>93817126
We're here for you, Anon.
I've come to accept that my family's genetics might not be designed to be propagated.
Kinda hardcore to realize that my family name will die with me, though.
...but if it means anything, not having kids likely means more money in your own pocket to just have much better quality of life/experiences for yourself.
Just find happiness.
I'm certainly trying.

>>93817286
>>93817126
It's not too late, boys.

Millions of years of evolution need not die with you.

>>93817286

Luckily I have a brother. Carrying on the name is HIS problem now.

>>93815099
What does breast milk taste like.

>>93817447
I've heard it's very sweet and creamy. Human milk is some of the fattiest in the animal kingdom.

>>93817572
>tfw lactose intolerant with a lactation fetish
It's a cruel joke from above.

>>93817447
I didn't drink my own milk. Ok that's a lie, it was sweet like condensed milk.

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>>93817572
>>93817637
>ywn taste your gfs milk
>ywn have a gf

>>93802621
If I remember it correctly it's actually Bush's.

>>93817610
How intolerant? Will you get really sick or will momma just have to burp the baby?

>>93817902
Oh god, no. That's the thing. Fuck baby play and fuck the fetish for being associated with it.

None of this would have happened if I hadn't caught that smutty sci fi porno on Space as a kid. Fuck my life.

>>93813725
Turns out she was BROOD!

>>93813725
>ywn impregnate Kitty Pryde
Life is suffering.

>>93786924
because they indulge in sex to get pregnant. And sex is good.

>>93818083
Anon, it's more likely that she'll end up inside you than you'll end up inside her.

>>93791599
>Hera wants Iggy pop's lust for life

>>93818200
>Sleeper Intensifies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURI4n7q1Tg

Pregnancy and birth are fucking disgusting. Not to mention the very real possibility of the vagina ripping all the way down to the anus.

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>fapping to french autobiographical comics about pregnancy

I'm not the only one who does this, right?

Pregnancy fetish is for cucks. You're literally getting off to a woman that has been impregnated by another man.

>>93818360
I regret expanding that image.

>>93786924
They aren't, she's just dressed like a slut and drawn with huge tits.

>>93818355
Reproduction is part of the human life cycle. Honestly as far as fetishes go it's pretty vanilla.

>>93818504
>another man
I agree in this scenario. But enjoying your own handiworked? Not cucked at all.

>>93818504
Masturbation and porn are for cucks. You're literally getting off to a woman/man/etc that has been rutted by another man.

>>93818602

>not fapping to your own imagination/fantasies/memories of you fucking someone else

>>93818647
Not going back in time and fucking the author/pornstar

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>>93818647

>>93818355

Ugh. Thanks for the mental image.

patrician thread

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>>93818872
/his/ i...

>>93786924

Lack of air conditioning :^)

>>93790996
everytime i see this panel Vril's face kills me

just the combination of fear and arousal

>>93818872
Why can't we just have a nice thread without Carol posters and this?

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Sometimes I wonder if Lily is actually Leni's.

>Have pregnancy fetish
>GF also has pregnancy fetish
>Too young/poor to get her pregnant yet

Only a matter of time lads

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>>93820688
Lily is too smart to be Leni's child.

>>93786924
My favorite fetish. Better if it's pregnant lolis

>>93820747
>Joke
You have to be Kid-in-me
>Prank
Guess who put holes on the condomes?

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>>93820895

Excellent taste.

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>>93821007
Too far.

>>93821007
No.

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>>93821062
>>93821221

Better?

>>93821262
This looks more like vore than pregnancy

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>>93820895
>spoiler

>>93821262
At least that makes sense.

>>93820895
You have fine tastes friend.

>>93821313
Nothing wrong with that

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>>93795626
>clearly proven virility

I'm not usually nit-picky, but anon, you don't call a pregnant woman "Virile", Virility doesn't mean what you think it does. you're probably trying to say fecund or fecundity
pro tip: if you like Virile women you're likely a fag (it means manly)

>>93821568
There's a lot wrong with that.

>>93821313
Congratulations, you win a prize becasue that's exactly what that is.

>>93821007
Literally mu number one fetish. Sadly no SFW content of it to post.

>>93821579
Maybe he means it proves that they can fuck good? Even if it's just a drawing.

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>>93821646

>>93821646
Source for it then?

>>93821915
I'm sure he thinks it means something or other, but unfortunately anon doesn't know what words mean. This particular word means "Like a man". School starts again in a month or two. he'll be okay (probably not)

>>93815091
god bless you anon

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>>93786924
>this thread

>>93792834
>once we're done curing cancer
Spoken like someone who has no fucking idea how far away that shit is and how incomparable that is to actual mentally ill people making these retarded decisions.

>>93787850
what tipped you off, sherlock?

>>93822167
The subject of 'clearly visible virility' is likely the male that impregnated the woman, most likely in a self-insert context.

Words are for people, don't try to latch onto words if you don't understand people. That's just called talking to yourself. And that's crazy.

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>>93822348
theres nothing hotter then a baby bump

>>93822582
I have no clue what the fuck you are talking about. It was a reply to OP saying "Why are pregnant women so hot", he said "clearly proven virility". That's called not understanding what a word means. And that's just retarded. If you can't see that, I'm guessing it's damage control and not only don't you understand how to speak, you perhaps can't read well either.

>>93822348
I want to impregnate that robot

>>93821646
The dialogue seems more pregnancy themed, though

>>93822909
You understand virility means a mans sexual prowess right? Being able to impregnate a woman is a visual representation of that.


God fucking damn you're either trying to get someone to say something you can fap to or your yet another willfully obtuse person that's been plaguing /co/ as of late. Be they trolls or genuinely retarded.

>>93823115
>that's been plaguing /co/ as of late
It's been like this for a while. Pseudo-intellectuals or autists that can't fluently speak the language but have everyone inclination to get into a disagreement with people because they understand how humans work.

>>93823186
they don't understand*

>>93822941
t. Sheldon

>>93823186
Maybe it's the threads I've been in but I've seen far more people who just want to argue nothing.

I probably need a /co/ break.

>>93822941
thats not how robots work, and it misses the very point of robots in the first place.

>>93810418
>biological reality

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34290981

...is a bit weirder than you think

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>>93823424
my japanese animes disagree with you

>>93813347
It got rekt pretty hard last year and traffic's slow as shit. Still I should probably check it out again, the usual fetish sites I go to aren't doing it for me anymore and all the good writefags up and vanished years ago.

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>>93823424
>robots designed to emulate/improve upon humanity
>can't get pregnant
what the fuck is the point

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>>93823598
Just another frontier for humanity to conquer
through dick, unity

>>93815099
This has happened to my sister. Have rwo one breastfed and her boobs havent gone down cuz she weaned slowly but other sister never did and her breast suddenly deflated and are smaller than even mine(someone whos never even has sex)

>>93823517
Source of pic?

>>93823479
I don't see how that applies to what you responded to. They're still XY males in the end. There's quite a few disorders that render children with different sex related genetic problems. In that case, at least their problems eventually work out without intervention.

You want a real fun one try Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome

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>>93824114
Armitage III
I couldn't tell you without giving it away, but the twist involves a type of android that can get pregnant and birth human children

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>>93810423

>>93824282
Armitage III was probably the first non-children anime I saw fully from beginning to end.

It was bloody enamouring to see how it kept going even though it could've ended 3 times already, then I learned it later that it was a 4-part OVA that they turned into a single movie when dubbing it.

>>93798243
I tried to forget how blatantly fetishy the Paizo devs get.

>>93823880
Well I did it to avoid having my breasts shrink and lose shape but honestly at this point I kinda wish they'd shrunk just a tad. I was a D before I gave birth and now I'm a G. It's nice cause I wanted more volume but my wardrobe was completely shot to hell.

>>93817429
The kicker is that I do too but we've both decided that we might not be meant to have/raise kids.
Though if either one of us were to ultimately give in and do it, it'd be him. All my other siblings are sisters, so...rotten luck for the family name.