Let's begin.

You're thanken

>>93784570
what's wrong with his nose?

When you're staring at God!

>>93784635
If you just look at that and his mouth it looks like a ninja turtle

>>93784715
For the first time in a week a laughed, good job anon.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vA3OqkSX4QA

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>>93784715
well shit

I KNOW IT'S A LOT

>>93784921
THE HAIR, THE BOD

>>93784947
WHEN YOU'RE STARING AT MY DEMICOCK

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>>93784976

I'M GONNA NEED THAT BOAT

>>93785750
WHEN I'M SAILING AWAY, AWAY, YOU'RE WELCOME

I KILLED AN EEL, I BURIED ITS NUTS

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IM FUCKING FABULOUS

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>>93784570
who at Disney thought this design was okay? Jesus fucking Christ his face looks my stomach when I bend over

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>>93785898
shining like a diamond in the rough, suck my nuts, my nuts, they're so GRIMEY.

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AND NO ONE LEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAVVVEESSS

CONSIDER THE COCONUT

>>93785981
THE WHAT!?

>>93786000
CONSIDER IT'S TREEEEEE

SEE THE LINE WHERE THE SKY IT CALLS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS
HOW FAR IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

>>93786048
I CAN LEAD WITH PRIDE
I CAN MAKE US STRONG
I'LL BE SATISFIED IF I PLAY ALONG
BUT THE VOICE INSIDE SINGS A DIFFERENT SONG

>>93786074
>click update while listening to song
>these exact lyrics pop up as Moana starts singing them

YES, I HAVE THE- wait a minute...agh, I see, she's taken a barnacle and she's covered it in bio-luminescent algae as a diversion.

https://youtu.be/AzrL06DjKSo

I AM MOAAAANNNNAAAAAAAA

MAKE WAAAAAAY MAKE WAAAAAAAY

DON'T TRIP ON THE TARO ROOT THAT'S ALL YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I LIKE HOW IT MISBEHAVES

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>>93784570

why did everyone in this movie have the same face?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bjVntnMmT5M
GOAT

IT'S INSIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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NO ONE GOES ON THE REEF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>93784570

>>93786268
Because they needed to make new faces, as generic white faces would be seen as problematic to the whiners, and they don't have any asian 3d face models, because lol asians.

So they couldn't just reuse the old face models from other movies.

EACH PART OF THE COCONUT THAT'S ALL WE NEEEEEEED

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>>93785899
i thought he was kinda cute

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>>93784900

In honor of those digits, I made a thing.

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>>93786679
I cackled.

>>93786679
Holy kek

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>>93784570

I am too bored right now.

>>93784570
Even now, the seed of evil germinates within you.

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>>93787182

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>>93786679

>>93786679
Could this be the birth of an epic new member?

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>>93786679

>>93787299
Constipato? The newest teenage mutant ninja turtle?

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>>93786679

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>>93786679
Absolute madman

THE SKY, THE SUN, THE SKY AND SKY ARE YOURS!

I SLAUGHTERED A WHALE, IT'S CHILDREN WERE BURIED.

WE SAIL ACROSS TO FIND
A BRAND NEW ISLAND EVERYWHERE WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>93786108
Tamatoa was too good for just a bit role.

>>93788698
Did you like the song?

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>>93784570
>Let's begin.

Well, there's the usual reasons this movie was garbage

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana looks generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they are trying to be meta

5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken and little tatoo guy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would

8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.

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>>93786679
Didn't know turtle face would return

>>93788997
I like how the shitposters change tiny things in this pasta like the picture or a couple words here and there so it looks like an actual opinion

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>>93789192
>so it looks like an actual opinion

It is my opinion, anon.
You're fucking mad as a Hatter if you think I'm going to find new, and creative ways to reword my already PERFECT opinion in each Moana thread.
You get what you deserve, and what you get is the best each time!

You're WELCOME!

>>93788997
>>93789482
Is this an avatarfag?

>>93789491
Nope. I was just thinking of Cogsworth this morning for some reason. .

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>>93786679
Why did that got me so good?
Goddamnit.

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>>93784715
Ninja Turtles just straight up look like noses though.

>>93785899
>why does an in-story ugly polynesian character look like an ugly polynesian
Gee, I dunno anon.

>>93786679
Winner of the fucking board.

>>93785829
CUZ MAUI CAN DO ANYTHING BUT FLOAT

>>93787255
Kek

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>>93787255
>>93786679

>>93787255
WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL!

>>93789516
Don't try to kill the messenger or the messenger will kill you.


...wait wrong film.

>>93786679
EYO HOL UP

>>93789946
I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert.
Afraid?
You don't even know what afraid is.

>>93788997
Basically this. I really hope Disney skip this in term of sequels and focus on Zootopia

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BUT

What is the message? What's the take away?

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>>93786679

>>93790391
Don't mess with Maui when he's on a breakaway

>>93790534
What about the pictures on his skin?

>>93790595
They're a map of the victories that were a win.

Look where he's been he makes everything happen.

>>93788997
the biggest flaw was that it's too lonely. most of the film moana and the rock were the only people conversing and they have nothing interesting or unexpected to say

>>93790365
Sup furry!

>>93788181

YOUR INSECURITIES

>>93788724
Why yes, I did like the song

I loved it and I hear it every day

>>93786273
This has no right to be the funniest fucking thing ever

>>93790365
I liked both movies so I hope neither gets a sequel. They're a creatively bankrupt venture that only characterfags want.

>>93790895
I liked that it wasn't an ensemble thing, loneliness works with the open sea. And every time they brought in other characters (namely the coconuts and the crab) they felt out of place.

>>93791582
>indirectly shitting on Izrael Kamakawiwo'ole

>>93791582
>Overweight

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>>93791582

But in ancient Polyneisan culture beint fat was a symbol of wealth, as they portray their gods and leaders like this

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Want to see a film that celebrate polynesian culture and has a believable female protagonist and her inhumanly powerful sidekick who needs a little moral guidance?

>>93785899
Did you even watch the movie anon?

>>93792324
I'm not seeing how it celebrates Polynesian culture, and Lilo being a believable little girl is disputable.
Neat movie though.

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He looks like Reggie.

>>93791582
What a dumb bitch

>>93784570
I will never understand why they thought making him disgusting was a good idea.

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>>93786679
sides are gone

>>93784900
>>93786679
sensible_chuckle.webm

>>93792324
>Hawaiian
>Polynesian
Egh not really

>>93794381
It's part of his fucking backstory.

>>93794381
They're being true to the actual character in mythology

>>93788997
How is Moana anything like Ariel? Moana wanted to explore with her people Ariel just wanted more stuff for herself

>>93786268
Inbreeding

TAKE YOUR BIG FAT COCK AND SHOVE IT,
INSIDE MEEEEEEEEE!
I WANNA KNOOOOW
HOW FAR IT GOOOOOES!

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>>93786679
holy shit anon, you won a life

If Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam, what was he before?

>>93796758
A drab little crab once

>>93784635
He's Samoan.

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>>93786679

>>93788997
>this nigger wanted his pig so bad

>>93784900
I GET KNOCKED DOWN

>>93786048
yhea the voice inside is singing "let it go"

>>93786599
>and they don't have any asian 3d face models,
BH6 anon

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>>93786679
Fuck, thanks man, this really perked me up

>>93786679
This is the only good thing that came out of Moana as a whole

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>>93786679
Kudos, anon.

>>93800658
Fuck off retard

>>93786679
Can i please suck your dick

>>93786268

>why did everyone in this movie have the same face
>literally everyone looks different

You know, anon, one of the most common signs of autism is not being able to distinguish between unique facial features.

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I want to _______ Moana

>>93800828
No that's something entirely different.

>>93785898
>decapod, meaning "ten feet"
>has four walking legs, two swimming legs and two claws
What did Disney mean by this?

>>93791582
>Roman Reigns
>hottest man in hollywood

>>93788997
This pasta will never be the Harry Potter pasta in /tv/. Quit posting right now.

>>93791582
>Ramen Noodles

>>93800942
colonize

>>93786139
FOR PRINCE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>93800942
I want to carry you here in my heart you'll remind me, that come what may, I know the way, I am Moana!

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>>93788836

>>93792240
all the birds sing the words
and the flowers croon
in the dicki dicki dicki dicki dicki room

Now where could my post be?

I love this thread.

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>>93795373
Both wanted to go somewhere they weren't supposed to go because they were after something more than their home had to offer. Father says no you can't go. They go on their quest anyways in hopes of getting what they were after while sing Disney songs, and accompanied by their cute side kick pet. In the end they are rewarded, and get what they were after while making their fathers eat humble pie.

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>>93802685
Also in the climax of both films they have to battle a larger than life sea monster.

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>>93802733
Not to mention the fact that Disney stated that the rooster was going to be the grumpy jerk aka the Sebastian type character who would try to convince Ariel....I mean Moana to go back home where she belonged, and that the pig was going to be the lovable supportive sidekick aka Flounder.

They even released artwork of the grumpy uptight rooster, and lovable pig duo

>image very related


However, Disney started to fear that Moana was starting to appear way to similar to The Little Mermaid formula, and people would notice so they ended up redesigning the Rooster as an idiot that worked for comic relief, and they decided to leave the pig off the adventure all together to avoid the Flounder/ Sebastian comparisons.

Because Disney is greedy they still decide to use the pig heavily in promo materials because pigs are cute, and people like cute things so they say "let's pretend the pig is still a sidekick, (even though hes not) and sucker more money out of fans who enjoy classic Disney cute sidekick characters."

>>93802685
>>93802733
You're one of those "Ant-Man is exactly Iron Man" people, aren't you?

>>93802685
>>93802733
>>93802809

How autistic do you have to be to keep posting this exact same garbage in literally every fucking thread about this Movie?

>>93802820
>Ant-Man
I'm afraid I don't get the reference. I'm not a fan of action packed super heros movies or as they call them here "capeshit".

>>93802878
How autistic do you have to be to get this butthurt over someone else's opinion in each Moana thread?

>>93802946
>>93803055
My favorite part of this pasta is when the guy who posts it actually pretends it's his opinion on the movie

>>93791582
Isn't Maui canonically meant to be ugly as shit? Hence why his parents threw him into the ocean?

I wanna see~

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It's just like in my Polynesian cartoons!

>>93803931
What does this have to do with anything

>>93803618
Yes

>>93801720
Look it up

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Was this the reason why they changed Dormammu's design in the Doctor Strange movie?

>>93800942
bully!

>>93802809
>this nigger wanted his pig SO bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgDORvds824

>>93804087
They don't even look alike

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>>93805314

>>93806467
Meant the movie version

>>93788997
>>93789482
Using an avatar is against the rules my dude

>>93791295
YES, WE OFFER BUSINESS.
MINE IS LIKE A LARGE SNAKE.

I AM A MILITARY COMPUTER

MMMMMMMMMMM FISH DINNERS

>rhyming "glitters" with "glitters"