Hi. I'm Captain America.

patience is a virtue

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...and I'm an alcohol.

>>93783766
Well he can't get drunk so.

>>93783746
Possess it if you can

>>93783766
What's it taste like?

Besides freedom.

>>93783738
Aren't you a Nazi?

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>>93783812
.. yes and?

>>93783738
>>93783746
Screw you!

>>93783782
Blue Curacao, cherry vodka, Malibu rum, grenadine, pina colada mix, and sprite.

>>93783738
Hi Captain America. I'm Stacy and

>>93784126
Anybody got that scene from the comics where Gwen Stacy tells Cap to go fuck himself?

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No, he is.

>>93783738
Wait, is there still more?

Masturbation is a slippery slope....

>>93785722
Masturbation leads to a slippery slope.

>>93783738
Nice traps fag

>>93785743
Im sorry can we cut? I dont understand why theres a half naked man oiling up or how this will educate kids.

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>>93783766

... and I used to KNOW an alcoholic

>>93783812

NOBODY reads comic books, son.

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Supreme Leader is Beautiful

>>93783738
Sometimes, you post an amusing OP, only to wait for absolutely no replies or even shit-posts.

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I'm CIA

>>93783908
Eww sprite