why did Spongebob never have a gf?

>>93782534
Why didn't you?

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>>93782585
That was uncalled for

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>>93782585
ouch

he's only 12 years old

>>93782534
lil nigga gay

>>93782534
where all the sponge women at?

>>93782534
Sponges reproduce asexually.

>>93782534
Sandy was meant to be his girlfriend but they ditched the idea

>>93783028

The sex between a whale and shapeshifting sponge must be fucking wild.

>>93782534
He's a manchild in the most literal sense of the word.

>>93783068
He had both a male and a female parent. Explain that.

>>93783212
>people that are unable to birth children aren't allowed to get married

>>93783244
He's a eunuch?

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>>93782585

>>93783212
Just because he was raised by two people doesn't mean the both of them were responsible for making him.

>>93782585
RIP thread

>>93782585
That's animal cruelty.

>>93783081
Cause she's a dirty furry.

>>93782585
Genocides are against UN Laws

>>93782585
Lmao

>>93782534
but he got married to Sandy in one episode

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>>93782585
did you have to say it

>>93783825
as part of a play

>>93782585
First post is... worst post, actually.

>>93782534
So I can identify with him

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>>93782626
He's 31

>>93783212
The female can reproduce with a male but if there is no male around part of the female sponge can change sex so it can impregnate itself

>>93784764
>he's that small

Huh, kind of puts it into perspective.

>>93782534

Spongebob is literally an asexual creature. He releases his spores and then some random sponge he doesn't know gets impregnated. He's probably not even the child of his parents.
OK, you guys can go back to reacting to first post.

>>93784764
22

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>>93782534
Because Patrick is his bf.

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>>93783212
Not to mention this scene from Truth or Square

>>93784958
He's obviously gay for Squidward, though.

>>93783068
>>93784806
Not quite, they do sexual too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVavqt4Sbyo

>>93784811
it depends on the episode

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>>93782585
that's crude

>>93782534
He's """"""""""asexual""""""""""

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>>93782585
Immediate thread derailment.
Kek to the max

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>>93782585
BTFO

include me in the screencap

hello r/4chan

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>>93782585

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>>93782585

>>93784764
>hair
>yellow
lol

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>>93782585

>>93783068
They don't reproduce only asexually, they reproduce sexually as well, and more-so sexually.
What you're looking for is hermaphrodite.
Although, there are some sponge species that are either male or female, so it's not that far-fetched.
I mean, if amoebas can reproduce sexually, but simply just aren't doing it anymore, sponges really have no problem with that.

>>93782585
overrated post

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>>93782585
RUDE