Moana

>>93766852
That you didn't like it because you're so contrarian. Or you liked it too much and are a shill for it.

>>93766852

It was pretty good with gorgeous visuals and some fun songs, but ultimately it doesn't have much staying power.

>>93766852
It's a slightly better Brave

>>93766866
its a 6/10 , too many self aware quips about the disney formula but still follows the predictable formula beat for beat

>>93766873
Pretty much this except with some more staying power for me because I like sailing and the open sea, and that works really well as a metaphor for personal growth or coming of age. Very thematically fitting for a Disney princess movie compared to a lot of others.

>>93766885
Yeah that was annoying. It's not like they're doing anything with it, it's just "haha, princesses" and "haha, prophecies" and, well that's what it is.
I guess the Te Fiti/Te Ka thing was a bit of a subversion but it was relatively predictable.

Underwhelming end to the Revival era.

>>93766939
Literally the best movie of the revival era

>>93766852
it's unironically a 10/10 movie desu.
Disney animators are the most talented workers in the world.
Uncle Walt would be proud of them.

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>>93766852
It's pretty good

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>>93766852
Great visuals, great soundtrack, and a story that'll make you fall asleep.

Disney should do a CG horror film. Pic related got me spooked and I was sad that it was only present for 5 seconds.

>>93766852
I liked the music a lot, the theme was really cool, but it was just so lacking in plot. Like where did the crab guy even come from? I don't know how many singing Disney villains literally have just a 3 minute screen time for the whole movie.

>>93766852
Are ... Are you asking us to form your opinion FOR YOU?

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>>93766852
you found it boring and unengaging with the David Bowie tribute being the only good part of the whole film

>>93767247
That was so ill-fitting in the movie though. I mean as a short it would be fine but the character and song felt jarring as fuck.

>>93767069

it was underwhelming era then.

>>93767347
it's not straight-to-DVD level trash though

>>93767296
Pretty sure it having a different style than the rest of the music was kind of the point

>>93766852
You want to take moana to pound town

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>>93767404
This

>>93767246
How new r u

>>93767427
Did Japan produce a good amount of doujins?

>>93767502
Sadly I don't believe so

>>93767386
I'm sure, it just doesn't work that well imo.

>>93766852
You thought that it only cost 150 million to make and grossed over 645 million worldwide, without merch, so it did as intended and made money and countless children happy. However, since it is Disney and it is edgy to dislike things that are popular you will blame the success on 'normies' and 'casuals' and not the fact it could be a decent 8/10 movie with a RT score of 96% and has the best soundtrack since Aladdin.

Or you could not be the typical /co/mmie and actually think it was decent.

>>93766852
The movie was kinda boring, but had great water special effects.

>>93767740
>without merch
Moana had merch that was being aired during its release. Remember those talking Maui dolls being advertised all the time?

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What are /co/s thoughts on Auli'i Cravalho?

>>93767170
>>93767247
They really should've spent more time under da sea

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>>93767170

fun fact: this is flash from zootopia. only tweaked a bit.

>>93767557
Japan's shit taste strikes again.

>>93767840
True. I was just posting ticket sales though Anon. My own faggot fault for not being more specific.

>>93766852
Did you take into consideration the coconuts?

Nice animation, but predictable plot and had lots of filler in it.

Like those little tiki pirate guys who appeared out of fucking nowhere.....and then were never mentioned ever again.

>>93768541
It's said in the movie that everything was lusting for the heart, the little coconut pirates were one of those things. Plus it was a nice nod to Fury Road

>>93768541
They're used to show Maui that Moana can't sail but isn't some helpless bitch, but yeah, they came and went quite literally out of the blue and feel unnecessary. Same with the crab guy really but at least the monster world looked cool.

>>93767880
Great voice, good VA presence, let's wait and see if she's as good in live action - if she decides to stick with acting as her primary career.

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>>93766852
>what did I think?

Well now that you ask I thought this movie was garbage

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana looks generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they trying to be meta

5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken and little tatoo guy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would

8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as

>>93766852
>what did I think?
you tell me fuckhead

>>93768959
This pasta is awful

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>>93768959

>he didnt embrace disney's diversity

the ending fucking sucked i wanted to see the lava monster get destroyed

>>93769120
then where the fuck would the heart go, dipshit
the lava monster was Te Fiti
Did you even see the movie retard

>>93769174
I dont care about some faggot rock. I saw the movie and I watch cartoons to see the villain die at the end not watch some hippie veggie bitch PMS because she was missing her rock

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>>93766852

YOU'RE WHALE CUM

>>93769189
Fuck off dipshit

>>93766852
That'd you'd rather be shiny

>>93769224
no u. Is it any surprise the movie did shit at the box office when it had such a pussified nu male ending with no death and destruction

>>93766852

pros

>the CGI looks good, enviroments and hair look good

>I like the idea for a Disney princess story set in a tropical setting

>It did that Disney thing where it forces emotion out of you for a split second only to ruin it later

Cons

>Maui looks like a big fat retarded NIGGER

>Most of the humor falls flat

>The ending is terrible

>The songs are forgettable except for "YOU'RE WHALE CUM" just because of how repetitive and dumb it is. The "I'M SO SHAAANYY" song is also really stupid.

>The ending was really hamfisted and didn't make much sense. A big DBZ battle happens and then a big gay mountain spurts out of the lava and text appears on screen "and that's the hawaiian creation myth, the end!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXaAubxqjc

>>93766852
>>93767150
>>93767427
>>93767880

All I care about is
D E L I C I O U S B R O W N

>>93769518
Sup /pol/

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Tangled is the best movie

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>>93769834

Nothing I said was political or politically incorrect you need to calm down.

I'm black and I can say nigger on the internet as much as I want. You can sit on your hands and deal with it little boy.

>>93769120
>>93769189
Yeah because Disney villain deaths are usually so satisfying, better keep having them semi-accidentally falling to their death instead of trying something new, otherwise autists get cranky.

>>93769982
>Nothing I said was political or politically incorrect
>said nigger
/co/mblr is real

maui looked less asian and more black than he should have for a pacific islander

>>93770122
To be fair his whole backstory was that he was so ugly his parents tossed him into the ocean

He is supposed to be gross looking

>>93770159
I guess that makes sense.

>>93769973
i dont like miserable protagonists

>>93770159
>To be fair his whole backstory was that he was so ugly his parents tossed him into the ocean

huh, you'd think with a backstory like that he'd be more relatable to folks here.

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>>93770079
This alone puts the movie a fair bit ahead of most other stuff. No lazy-writing self-killing villain here!

>>93770217
What movie has a protagonist who is never upset

>>93768920
She's already a lead in an upcoming tv series so she's probably gonna stick with it

>>93771055
Rapunzel is just boring. No flaws, no character development, just a 'perfect' girl who happens to be sort of naive

>>93771223
it's not the protagonist.

>>93771164
Thanks for the info! Hope it has singing parts, too.

>>93771272
What?