dayum

>>93766381
I would drink Sypha's brew

>>93766406
me too

>>93766381
>state of American breweries

>>93766755
hehe, good one. Save that for filename threads and you're gold.

Could you bless her pee and use it to kill demons?

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>>93766381

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>>93766755

>>93766406
Same.

I want her on my face

>>93766381
The left one or the right one talking?

>>93766381
May I ask what this is?

>>93769511
Ghouls'n Ghosts: A Hulu Original series

>>93769511
Netflix Castlevania.
That's Sypha Belnades talking

>>93769511
A HBO Original Series: Night Trap

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>>93766755
Kek

>>93770018
>>93770041

That would be awesome
I'll just wait for Crackle's Streets of Rage until then

>>93769511
Vampire Hunter D: Oy Blimey Edition

A hunter, a scholar and a prince walk into a bar. They ask for the usual.

The bartender fills a cup with the scholar's piss and hands it to the hunter. He then slits the hunter's wrist and fills a cup of blood for the prince. Lastly he pours orange juice for the scholar.

I'm not very good at british jokes

>>93766381
Granny's Peach Tea

>>93766381
Welp, good to know I can avoid this one. I figured it would be garbage.

>>93770478
>orange juice

When did this become an Evangelion fanfic?

>>93770478
Here's one, you may have heard it

An englishman, a scotsman, and an irishman walk into the pub. They each order a pint. Each pint has a fly swimming around in it.

The englishman politely asks the bartender for a new pint

The scotsman laughs and downs the pint in a few gulps

The irishman grabs the fly by the ankle and yells "SPIT IT OUT"

Incidentally, if you replace the englishman with a japanese guy, the scotsman with a korean guy, and the irishman with a chinese guy, it's the same joke.

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>>93770725
Not really garbage, but they play the
>Christianity is the real villain
way too hard. Like they go out of their way to establish that it's the Church's fault that Dracula is going apeshit on the world, and if they didn't act like total cunts he'd be the nicest, friendliest vampire forever ever.

Seriously 4 episodes in and all they established was
>The Church are dicks
>Everyone's paying for what the Church did
>Belmont is kind of an ass
>Alucard is typical anime hotboy to make girl's vageegees tickle.
>Oh yeah now demons are going to kill everyone in the Church.

I honestly think 3 and 4 could have been condensed into one episode if they didn't waste so much time making the Church out as the de facto miserable pile of secrets.

>>93770867
So basically, it's exactly like the games.

Like I said, I figured it would be garbage.

>>93770959
Well I wouldn't say it's exactly like the games yet. Namely because we still haven't gotten to the castle yet.

> No wall chicken joke
DROPPED

>>93769511
Hellsing

>>93771037
Belmont recovers health by drinking buckets of what he's told is Budweiser in this one.

>>93770867
>they go out of their way to establish that it's the Church's
Not the Church itself, but the corrupt Bishop who only sought power and authority for himself. He used the people's fear of the unknown to suit his own ends. The Church was just his means.

>>93770831
I've heard versions of that joke with a Scotsman or an Irishman as the third person.

They really are all the same joke just switch around the nationalities depending on the teller's bias.

Like I happened to pick up and start reading a book of "Irish Jokes" while bored at work and they were just generic jokes about a stupid person but changing the person to be specifically Irish in this case.
Complete trash since they were all shitty jokes to begin with.

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Ok goyim, is this show actually good? I know people are REALLY hating on it, and a lot of people actually think its decent. Should I watch this?

For fucks sake, it seems to be the first cartoon to take itself seriously in years.

>>93771291
It's 4 episodes, 25 minutes each. Just try one episode it won't kill you. Lazy bastard.

>>93771291
If you ignore the story and just watch it for the bloodshed and action, yeah it's fine. If you care about the story, just fast forward through any scene with a bishop.

>>93771248
It doesn't help that every other church representative in this show that isn't made into choice chops in the first episode is a thug in robes, constantly shoving the
>If you don't believe us 100% you're a witch

>>93771423
What about the one that can actually make holy water

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>>93771052
Oh it wishes.

>no Nazi baby-eating, suicide-bombing mini-boss, head-grinding, murder-raping, nazi shota-boy, slaughtering Brazilian SWAT, Lovecraft shapeshifting, dress-sword murdering, BAYONETS, NAIL OF HELENA, WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHINGING

So....how long until the rule 34 kicks in? Possibly piss stained?

And can we let the japanese doujin makers know about this series as well?

>>93771516
There's art of the demon fucking the bishop

>>93771499
Kek. Implying Hellsing is good should be punishable with a kick in the testicles.

>>93771499
Hellsing is shit, almost as shit as the original hellsing anime.

>>93766381
finally got around to watching the first two episodes of this in japanese

it's pretty good.
i don't know why everyones getting butthurt about the religious stuff, it's exactly the same as the games so far.

>>93768525
Right

>>93771423
But that's because the only church representatives we saw after the first episode were goons of the mad bishop that started Wallachia's problems. They were just thugs in robes and that was the point. They eventually had a not dickbag clergyman show up in the last episode and be useful (albeit he was only on screen for five seconds).

>>93771537
>>93771538
See this is why I don't trust the comics and cartoons board with cartoons. Gb2 Star or whatever cancer you're obsessing on this month.

But yes the original Hellsing was an abomination.

>>93771608
Oh! The Irony of this post!

>>93771291
is good

>>93771569
Why the fuck would you watch it in Japanese? I'll never understand you weebs who put that useless language on such a high pedestal.

>>93771983
At least is not Hungarian.

>>93771569
Is it actually anime?

>>93771996
I watch ALL my anime only in the original Hungarian

>>93771983
settle down, beavis.

>>93772059
yes? definitely nice to see some "serious" animation out of the west for a change.

>>93771983
>why the fuck would you watch it in japanese
Because that's the only version I found genius
>pay up netflix goy
Nope, especially not for a single anime/cartoon/whatever

>>93772059
Castlevania is as much as anime as the Avatar series is. Also /a/ got triggered as fuck when people tried to discuss Castlevania over there. They don't want Castlevania to soil their precious board full of moe blobs, badly written light novels and their equal bad anime adaptations and waifus.

>>93772180
/a/ is really really autistic about "board purity".

>>93772059
This 4 episode series shits on 90% of anime that has come out in the past decade. Almost every singe fantasy anime that comes it is the same fucking story. Some loser Japanese kid gets transported into a fantasy world they may or may not have game mechanics as a part of the world for some unexplained reason. Then MC has some shitty ability that turns out to actually be completely broken all the while getting a harem full of beautiful women despite the fact that he had zero success with women in the real world.

The only recent exception I can think of is Shingeki no Bahamut and it's second season. But as usual nips have shit taste and prefer self insert waifubait instead of a good old fashioned fantasy. Just listen to this hype as fuck opening from season one of Bahamut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsi_gBdRdt4

>>93772391
isekai is the new moe.

>>93771278
Yep. Basically you can make any joke about a stupid, shitty, and/or drunk person be aligned with an Irishman or a Scotsman. This coming from a blend between the two.

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>>93772535
The only good Isekai is that one where a guy ends up as Yamcha in Dragonball and uses his knowledge of the franchise to game the fuck out of the powerlevels to the point where the explosions of the saibamen roll off his back and he solos Nappa.

>>93772391
Dude it's just "mature" gore and fuck every ten seconds. It's Ellis being his typical medicore self. If you think this is good then I seriously hope you go read more than picture books.

>>93772600
Did a new chapter come out!?

>>93772391
>Almost every singe fantasy anime that comes it is the same fucking story. Some loser Japanese kid gets transported into a fantasy world they may or may not have game mechanics as a part of the world for some unexplained reason. Then MC has some shitty ability that turns out to actually be completely broken all the while getting a harem full of beautiful women despite the fact that he had zero success with women in the real world.
Out of the dozens of fantasy shows that have come out this year only 5 were isekai, only 3 had anything resembling that premise, and one of those was parody
The prevalence of fads like CGDCT and isekai are massively exaggerated

>>93771278
A jew walks into a pub. By the time he leaves there are no beer nuts left.

A gypsy walks into a pub. By the time he leaves there is no silverware left.

An irishman walks into a pub. By the time he leaves there is no pub left.

>>93772210
>is /a/ autistic
yes

>>93766755
>Millertime.png

>>93772121
>definitely nice to see some "serious" animation out of the west for a change.

Always. Just watched it due to this thread. It's not my usual cup of tea but I like it and gorier than I usually go for but I like it. It's great to actually have an outlet for serious western animation in Netflix, whether it's for kids or adults.

>>93771446
if he actually said something than maybe

>>93771446
If he or any remaining priests were the scum that the others were, I figure the people might have turned on them too.

They were probably just low level guys that fell in line

>>93766381
Yep, this was written by Ellis.

Dayum, is she hot.

>>93770867
>Alucard is typical anime hotboy to make girl's vageegees tickle.
He is canonically meant to be an extremely beautiful man, what were they supposed to do?

>>93771291
>I know people are REALLY hating on it
Outside of the /co/ntrarions here, it seems to be pretty well-received actually.

>>93771569
>i don't know why everyones getting butthurt about the religious stuff, it's exactly the same as the games so far.
I don't mind the religious stuff, but have you actually played the games? The Church is generally portrayed as good in all instances that I can remember.

>>93772391
>past decade
>isekai
The isekai fad hasn't even been around that long.

>>93775065
Alice in Wonderland is 1865, and there's definitely older stories than that.

>>93774926
Not make him so feminine for starters. He's basically Cloud and Sephiroth fused together with twice the brooding.

>>93775147
>twice the brooding.
this shit is annoying, why does japan love edgy "not homosexuals" so much?

>>93775147
less brooding is an understandable request, but less feminine? are you sure you have a clear memory of the source material?

>>93775127
I was talking about the anime fad of isekai specifically, you retard.

>>93775458
His physical appearance can't be helped. Instead he could do with a change of clothes that doesn't make him look like a male stripper.

>>93775147
>Not make him so feminine for starters.
He's LESS feminine than in SotN if anything. You obviously haven't played the games.

>>93775508
Castlevania the Cartoon series.

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>>93775508
Goatfuck Simulator

>>93775147
>twice the brooding
What brooding? All he's done so far is fight Trevor, and he actually laughed at one point which I'm pretty sure never happened in the games, ever.

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>>93775591
You mean the totally unnecessary 'My undead cock's bigger than yours' fight?

>>93775656
> No shield rod
Absolutely pathetic.

>>93771537
please

this isnt a bar fight, have some class

>>93766755
Kek
Sadly, you're right :(

>>93766381
Most beer tastes like piss water anyway.

>>93776054
In America!

>>93776230
> Burgers have been training to drink cute girl piss for hundreds of years

>>93770867
>This is Alucard's original canon appearence.
What the fuck were they supposed to do?

>>93771516

>So....how long until the rule 34 kicks in?

How long until Castlevania rule34 kicks in?

Maybe 10+ years ago?

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>>93770867
>Christianity is evil when it rules a country
So it's just like real-life?

>>93771037
It's turkey you newb!

>>93766755
Are you making fun of all the awful IPAs hipsters pretend are good or do you think American beer is still just Miller, Budweiser, Milwaukee, Pabst, etc?

American breweries have a lot of great beers in all categories now. I even tasted an IPA that didn't taste like Indian Piss Water and rot once.

>>93766381
Never got the fetish appeal. And my grandma was the type who thought it was a near-universal remedy. Which it kinda is. Nothing takes care of a sore throat like gargling some piss. As long as a person is healthy, their piss is sterile, but it's still safest to use your own, the morning stuff.

>>93770998
Just like the game it's based on.

Seriously, have you ever played Castlevania 3? It's like all innawoods.

>>93777012
Okay so how come that nor japan nor china nor americas didnt even came close to mastering science at least half as good as Christian countries did in those dark ages?
Medieval stoping or even slowing down scientific and technical progress is a myth. Grow up of it.

>>93777012
>he fell for the atheist meme

>>93777422
> He doesn't unite with his common bretheren over the common faith that God doesn't exist and express it through anti faith memes

This show is good, but it could have been great. 4 episodes is way too short.

>>93771291
There are some Christfags butthurt because of the religious themes, though the dialogue makes it clear that god is forsaking bad people who used his name to do evil, and that notion of Satan and demons being punishers of sinners has long been a popular theme in Christianity. Christfags are just special snowflakes, so I recommend watching it and taking it for what it is instead of going in with preconceived opinions from people who just want to pretend they're persecuted.

>>93775656
So your complaint is that it's copying the source material too closely?

>>93771037
The creator said he tried REALLY hard to fit it in, but he just couldnt do so in the first four episodes without making it look contrived.

>>93775656
>HURR
Alucard had to make sure that Trevor was the real deal and not some weak faggot who would just be in the way. Pay attention when you watch things.

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> Be Belmont
> Run into castle
> Run up stairs
> Head pounding, heart racing
> Limp into Dracula's chamber
> barely summon the strength for one word
> collapse
> Dracula loses his appetite and throws his wine on the ground

>>93775656
He's arrogant. I thought it fit.

>>93770867
It always makes me laugh when anons like you get triggered by prettyboys. Japs like that sort of thing and this is based on a Japanese franchise, suck it up.

>>93777329
As a country, the USA is quite low on the list of competent beer producers. In most European countries you have to actively try to find shitty beer with almost everything in pubs and on shelves being good or at least OK.

But the meme mostly comes not from the US just having shitty bears, but those shitty beers being the most popular and successful brands in the country.

>>93777404
>why haven't atheist creatures such as monkeys and gorillas outpaced spiritual humans in scientific progress
Checkmate, atheists.

>>93777329
He probably thinks all Americans drink Budweiser, and that the ones who do so drink it because they think it tastes great instead of because it's fucking cheap.

>>93770867

Fuck off Christfag. Why don't you felate some of the holy nails from the true cross faggot.

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>>93766381
Wonder if she's going to offer the same thing on her and Trevor's wedding night. Did they have champagne back then? If not I guess we know where that glass full of sparkling yellow liquid is coming from.

>>93777808
In fairness, prohibition put craftsmen brewers out of business, and past restrictions on alcohol production made it hard for people to legally brew beer even after prohibition ended, so there was a lack of true craftsmen. The easiest and most affordable source of beer was a mere handful of companies that were big enough to handle all the legal bullshit, until regulations started to get lifted. The microbrewery movement is very young in America, and it will take a long time for us to make up for lost time and lost heritage. Hipsters are really setting us back with all this IPA hype, though. The only reason the Brits in India put that much hops into the beer was to cover the taste of the water people and cattle bathe, piss, and shit in in India.

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>>93777012
>entirety of scientific advancement represented by a y axis

>>93777012
Please do not post bait pictures. Or at least post not shit ones

>>93771291
It's bad-good. The acting us poor, but decent enough, the story is stupid, but what did you expect, the animation switches between slideshows and detailed action.

It's a really mixed bag, and i enjoy how awful it is.

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>>93777012
But, that's fucking wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqzq01i2O3U

>>93778352
This desu. The studio puts forth a good effort but isn't consistent.

Anyway Vlad was a good boy and literally did nothing wrong.

>>93778352
>the acting is poor
Opinion discarded.

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>>93771516
someone's already drawn Trevor getting gangbanged by the bar boys

>>93777930
You summerfags can't have a middle ground can you?

At what point did I say they shouldn't insult Christianity dumbfuck? When? Nowhere? Thought so. I'm not saying the Church is supposed to be good. I'm saying is we should see some fucking Castlevania-ing already if they kept the Bible thumping bullshit to episode 1!

Fuck sake you people are as dense as Christfags.

>>93777483
>>93777702
>Konami kun your cock is so huge!

>>93777012
I don't watch cartoons for a dose of real life, I get enough of that when I go outside. I want something with no connection to reality.

>>93778459
Then who burned the Library of Alexendria? Who elevated the dumbshit that did it to sainthood?

> Christianity was the problem
> Not the fact that a military dictatorship assumed overt control over Europe

>>93777404
>nor japan nor china nor americas didnt even came close to mastering science at least half as good as Christian countries did in those dark ages?

>China
They had already found America, came back, and experienced their own Dark Age that involved Confucian scholars burning all their collected knowledge because it upset the order that kept them in power.

>Japan
If China-sama wasn't doing it, they sure as hell weren't going to

>Americas
They didn't have large enough quantities of available resources as Eurasia to develop as quickly as anyone else. The Southern American kingdoms were a miracle that they even existed...before the Spanish came and stomped them out.

>>93772600
i need sauce on this

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>>93778740
>Then who burned the Library of Alexendria? Who elevated the dumbshit that did it to sainthood?
So, one bad thing happens means that all Christians are evil? Muslims did the same fucking thing a thousand times over, like with the Hindu libraries. Most monasteries WERE fucking libraries. What did you think those monks did all day? Slam their faces into the floor?

Also, one library being burnt down doesn't mean that all of the Middle Ages were retarded. Your oversimplification of history only paints you as some smug, bigoted shitwipe who thinks anyone who doesn't have a fedora perma-glued to their balding-head with spunk is some kind of troglodytic retard. It is beyond conceited to think that because we live in "the modern year" that we are "better" than our ancestors. We're still the same lumping, feces flinging animals we always were, no amount of science or "euphoric enlightenment" will change that.

Get off of your high horse and stop acting better then everyone else, just because they don't agree with your euphoric beliefs.

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>Dracula unleashes a horde with the stated purpose annihilating humanity
>People can see and know of actual demons actually killing people like Dracula actually promised
>"they'll just pass us by"/"let's carry on like it's a normal day"
I know this show wasn't supposed to make a huge degree of sense but come the fuck on. Why aren't niggas noping the fuck out of there?

>>93779117
Aren't you tired after haunting the Castlevania threads over the whole weekend?

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>>93779272
Because people are fucking lazy and don't want to leave or actually take responsibility for their own lives.

>>93779292
No. Everyone else is doing, so I don't give a shit.

>>93778740
>Then who burned the Library of Alexendria?

Julius Caesar, years before the Church was a thing.

>tfw no download links

Please, does anyone have a link:? I can't find one anywhere.

>>93775147
>with twice the brooding.

"This isn't a bar fight, have some class" Is what you consider brooding?

>>93779272
> Speed watcher
Because the country side is fragmented kingdoms and rival houses where everyone is literally praying for everyone who is not them to die.

You heard the drunk. Fuck everyone and fuck the belmonts.

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>>93779117
>So, one bad thing happens means that all Christians are evil?
No, the worst possible thing happened and then the one responsible is given sainthood.

The single largest repository of knowledge, the one place that had a working fucking steam engine prototype reduced to rubble and ash because the Christians couldn't tolerate the pagans living among them.

>Muslims did the same fucking thing a thousand times over, like with the Hindu libraries.
And that excuses Christian stupidity?

>Most monasteries WERE fucking libraries. What did you think those monks did all day? Slam their faces into the floor?
They kept what little was left preserved from the rest of Europe and the Church.

>Also, one library being burnt down doesn't mean that all of the Middle Ages were retarded.
Yes it was. It wasn't some library, it was THE library, a repository of all knowledge acquired by the Greeks, Egyptians, and Romans, a place for scholars to teach and experiment, where professors accurately measured the diameter of the Earth, and as said before, developed a prototype for a steam engine hundreds of years before the Industrial boom. That store could have kept the Dark Ages from being a total shitstain on history like the post Bronze Age collapse. And worse, the sandnigger responsible gets made a Bishop and later a Saint. And you know how the Church feels about Saints.

>Long rant about fedoras
No anon, you are the edgelord

>only 4 episodes long
>as soon as it gets good it's over

Fucking why.

>>93779351
Wrong, Cyril of Alexandria. The one who would lynch Hypatia, the one that tried to keep the peace in the city when Christians started butting heads with Jews and Roman Pagans.

>>93779450
I liked how Trevor's immediate response was to headbutt him, and then Alucard decided to stoop to punching.

Seriously why no facesitting art?

>>93777329
What would you recommend?

>>93779471
I'm not a speed watcher you fuck, it just actually makes no sense. There is a horde of supernatural creatures that will with 100% absolute certainly kill you and eat your entrails on the loose, if not today then at some point in the future because Dracula has vowed to kill everyone in the country. It is a significant hole in the plot that not only has no one thought to leave, but are acting almost nonchalant about the active invasion of previously mythical creatures.

>>93779450
No, I consider his egging of Belmont brooding. A whole lot of bullshit avoided by simply saying
>No, I'm not Dracula you idiot, I tried to stop him and failed.

>>93778352
>the acting is poor
But that's wrong tho

>>93779727
It's not that the acting is bad. It's writing. It's either a hit or miss.

>>93779685
Only two types of people know WHY Dracula is mad.
> The dead town
> The lying priests
Who else is going to tell the tale?

>>93779694
I'm not sure that you understand what brooding is.

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>>93775506

do not insult the pimp coat

>>93777385
or you could take an aspirin

>>93779796
That's the problem. Most of the episode, he didn't have it.

> It's ONLY 4 episodes!
You entitled kids don't know how good you have it. It could have all been one episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc56JEd1qxA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzI4N6HDmY [Embed]

>>93779685
>>93779772
also, this is a world where those monsters have existed for quite some time. its not like, "holy shit vampires are real?!, and we are being wiped out by demons!"
its more like, "oh, more werewolves then usual this year. Damned, speakers!"

>>93777329
America has shit beers, but you got some fine whiskey. No, not cheap JD shit, that's the worst.

>>93778581
>>93779727
The acting us poor. None of the voice actors (who are great VAs) are enjoying in avengers that need it, the MC mumbles along most of his lines, and when you're expecting much more dramatic acting, they constantly come across as for and bored. I'm blanking the direction for most of it as the VAs are totally capable of a good performance.

>>93777385
Because being the personal toilet for a cute girl is a hot idea to submissives.

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>>93777012
>he fell for the meme
Wake the fuck up and learn the REAL truth

>>93779940
I actually kind of want to see some video game ten minute thing that has the plot of some full movie but the main character acts like the player on a tool assisted run

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>>93777012

How does one quantify that Y-Axis of "Scientific Advancement" LMAO

>>93780129
> This is the ideal Castlevania. You may not like it, but this is what peak Vampire Hunting looks like

>>93779694

That's not brooding weirdo.

Was Dracula ever this sciencey in source material?

Also dont you guys think its kinda a waste to kill off that priest this early, he couldve been cardinal Frolo tier villain later on

>>93780243
Vlad was always a gentleman and a scholar.

>>93772600
I kinda want to read this now

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>>93780346
It's unironically better than DBS.

>>93780243

He had a rather big alchemy lab at his castle in SotN and his castle nearly always has a Frankenstein's Monster

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>>93779578
>No, the worst possible thing happened and then the one responsible is given sainthood.
Sorry, one library being burnt down is not "the worst possible thing". If you think it is, you value books too much. Slaughter and butchery are infinitely worse.

>And that excuses Christian stupidity?
Considering that most of the learning and texts from the Library of Alexandria were likely spread out amongst those monasteries (I doubt they only had one copy of each text, and would have either transcribed and copied them numerous times as was normal for the day), yeah, it does.

>They kept what little was left preserved from the rest of Europe and the Church.
And then they became more enlightened then the Pagans ever were. They caught up VERY quickly, so, in the long run, it really didn't matter as much you think.

>That store could have kept the Dark Ages from being a total shitstain on history like the post Bronze Age collapse.
But it wasn't a "total shit stain". It was far more advanced than you atheists give it credit for. They had caught up by the Renaissance, in only a measly few hundred years. If it was as bad you are sperging out about it as being, there wouldn't have been writing, advanced architecture, art, science, and so on. Instead, people would be living in mud huts and throwing rocks at each other. Also, your belief that it was evil Christians that burnt it down doesn't hold up. It suffered several fires, and was actually destroyed by the Muslim conquerors when they swept through Egypt. Caesar destroyed the Library once, as well.

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>>93780144
> Fastest movement involves the character hopping around swinging his sword like a spaz

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I really enjoyed this show. Can't wait for next season. I remember being 13 and lurking Castlevania Dungeon and hearing about a fanmade CV3 animated movie being made, never thought I'd ever actually see something like it actually happen.

I just hope that Grant and the characters from Curse of Darkness also show up somehow. Since CoD is basically a direct followup to the events of CV3.

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Vlad did nothing wrong. He gave them a year to make peace or skip town.

>>93777609
>The creator said he tried REALLY hard to fit it in, but he just couldnt do so in the first four episodes without making it look contrived.
Trevor was really hungry in the middle of a village that was just attacked and they couldn't make a joke about some piece of meat hanging out on a wall and Trevor actuallt thinking about eating it?

>>93781485
Wall poultry is rich in essential nutrients and minerals.

>>93781485
I think it'll be funnier if it happens when they're in the castle and he accidentally hits a wall and finds it.

>>93771608
People who don't have fond memories of the first Hellsing series from back in the day have no heart.

Those who prefer it, have no brain.

Dracula was literally the only good thing about this series.

>>93779694
Did you miss the part were Trevor didn't care and was going to kill him out of principle?

>>93782070
you are a poet, anon
no sarcasm here
>>93782139
Sypha and Alucard were pretty cool too, come on.

>>93782139
I really liked his speech to the old lady.

>>93782165
yeah all 5 mins of screen time Alucard had

>>93779662
Why no art giving her a Brewmaster tramp stamp.

>>93779597
Cyril was nowhere near the scene when Hypatia was killed.

> the one that tried to keep the peace in the city when Christians started butting heads with Jews and Roman Pagans.

You mean when Christians started defending themselves from Jewish mobs burning churches.

>the interesting, charming girl character dies in the first 5 minutes to motivate male characters
why can't beautiful charming women live /co/?

>>93776548
The Speakers learned of these tales from the future and have been preparing for centuries.

>>93782181
Hey he had to rest up so her can go fight for his momma.

Best Friends reaction to this will be great.

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>>93782374
Have you ever played the game? Lisa's death is the entire reason Dracula does what he does.

>>93777012
>He let the jews strip him of a Christian, traditional and patriotic life
Keep watching hollywood fiction goy, you belong in your godless manchild state to make it easier to divide and conquer you.
>Implying the dark ages was the fault of Christians doing bad things, but not that they failed to keep their righteousness way of life to foreigners invaders like jews, goths, huns etc.

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>>93777907
To be fair bud light is all I see at parties and it bugs the shit out of me.

One time I went on a beer run and brought back decent beer to a party and all anyone wanted was fucking bud lite.

>>93772677
>>93778988
>>93780346
Its called reborn as Yamcha

>>93781259
He really did. Even after all they did he still gave them a chance.

>>93777012
Heathen
https://youtu.be/LDnu0giUS00

>>93782374
But Sypha is alive.

>>93783365

Point was that his wife was trying to make (and you even hear her reiterate it while she fucking burned to death) that they are misled by the church and are ignorant of what science is.

So him taking revenge on them goes against everything his wife wanted because the people were just blind and controlled.

Dracula is just being counter productive here and being selfish.