Questionable /Co/ntent General #906

>>93761551
Oh good another person that is awkward and abrupt. It's so quirky and endearing, definitely not obnoxious.

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>>93761551
>3521 fucking pages of a Ctrl-Alt-Del-Tier comic

The only people who will take this seriously would be /co/umlr

>>93761911

>being so full blown retarded you think this is a fan thread.

a bag of dead rats just called, it wants to beat you at checkers again.

I wonder if QC will reach 10,000 pages before Jeph commits suicide.

I don't think he has the foresight to be saving for retirement, and he definitely doesn't have the skills for a real job, so I'm pretty sure the man is stuck with this until he inevitably offs himself.

Getting to 10,000 would require another ~25 years of making this comic- does Hacks have it in him to keep living that long?

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>>93762412
>25 more years
Wow, think of all the plot and robot fucking that won't happen.
He'll probably stop if he just goes all out and just cuts his hand off, instead of just stabbing it.

>>93762412
There is even any plan to end this comic?Or he plans to keep writing this story forever?

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>>93761551
No. Not-Garnet belongs with the fat one.

>>93761551
I know it's trash baiting, but huge muscular dudes being topped by smaller more feminine men is my fetish so I'm all for Clitiot.

>>93762894
I only want Clinton and Elliot to hook up so that they can sandwich Brun between them. It'd be nice if they liked each other too so that it would be a true threesome, but without Brun their relationship would have no appeal for me.

>>93763073
>>93763095
Is this gonna be a thing now or...

Do not read Questionable Content.

>>93763073
Jeph really hates hands eh?

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>>93763183
>tfw it dawns on me that Jeph has multiple characters across both of his comics with fucked up hands

Write what you know, I guess.

>>93763073
>>93763095
I really like the direction Ennis is taking Questionable Content

>>93763183

He's got some deep-seated mental problems.

Probably single-handedly (ha) putting a therapist's kid through college.

>>93762777
You know, that edit has a lot of stupid shit in it, but the thing that I find the strangest is Bugs' jeans. Some characters were just not meant to wear pants.

>>93763210
How many alcoholics does he have?

>>93763224
Underrated post.

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>>93763073
>>93763095

>>93763224
you are my forever nigga

>>93762777
He didn't stab his drawing hand.

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>>93763073
>>93763095
???

>>93764493
Not in the second stabbing at least.

>>93762777
God I love this edit.

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>>93764646
Bugs' expression is the gift that kept on giving

>>93763073
>>93763095
fucking whut? did I miss something?
she could've just snapped his neck, no?

>>93763073
>>93763095
>fuckingbrutal.jpg

>>93763073
Why does she have blades for bones?
Oh, those are supposed to be bones.
For someone strong enough to dismember themselves, you'd think that energy would be put to better use dismembering him.
>>93763095
Also there's no way he collapses due to blood loss before she does.

>>93764636
I'm missing this my man, seems fuzzy but ain't coming together. Dumb it down for an old man.

>>93764723

I think she stabbed him in the brain, through the eye, after the neck stab

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>>93764724

>>93763073
She has time to rip off her own arm, then get leverage to splinter out a bone, and stab that guy who is running away in the neck? She might have been able to tackle him at best in that scenario, not what Jeph put.

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>>93764761
Time works…differently for this God amongst creators.

>>93762777
I can almost imagine this edit actually happening in Looney Toons.

>>93762833
> all that time you wasted drawing porn of those two

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>>93764810
Oh, no, I didn't draw these, I'm just reposting the two I saved.

But if there are any artists here taking requests/suggestions, I'd really like a Brun sandwich with Clinton and Elliot bread.

>>93764872
Afterward:
> Can I have my hand back?
> no

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This lumpy fucking guy makes me mad.

>>93765030
What's this? A different face shape? This isn't the QC I know!

>>93763073
>>93763095
Alright, that's pretty metal.

>>93765030
> /fit/gots in muh /co/
get fucked SiR

>>93762796
Wouldn't you? 10k a month to do literally shit for 1h a day, and you think he'll stop?

>>93765531

Does the mental toll outweigh the benefits?

>>93761911
I too would like to call you a fucking retard.
Thank you for your time.

>>93765531
imagine getting that fucking bank while not being a crybaby retard
is it possible to cash in on tumblr's insecurities still or is it far too late now?

>>93763073
Why does here sleeve come off? She clearly rolled up her sleeve and yanked at the wrist, so why did the sleeve tear.

>>93763095
How did she shank him from the side like that? From her angle of attack piercing him in the back would have the same effect and wouldn't require trying to go through one the hardest to stab areas in the least damaging way.

its gonna cut to the next morning with everyone naked after a orgy they don't remember and nobody knowing exactly who fucked who. Ginger Dick'n'Tits will break up with martin over the slight possibilit someone else plundered hi bunghole. he will never be seen nor heard from again. a newspaper in the background of a strip six weeks from now will mention that he died of aids on the way back to his home county

>>93763332
all of them are alchoholics but only Faye ever gets shit for it.

>>93761551
>tfw he gets to fuck the robot before Faye does

>>93766152
>everyone gets to fuck the robot before Faye does
>even pintsize

>>93765030
fuck that's my ex now I'm sad

>>93766473
which one?

>>93766652
I'm assuming the edited one

>>93764750

I miss Scary Go Round. I need to catch up the spin-off comic. Been a few years since I looked at it.

>>93764750
>people are selfabsorbed for discussing their lives together
explain this

>>93765284
>he has something against fitness

>>93766696
gay

>>93766964
I have something against SiR being a meme whore for (You)s instead of actually telling a joke but then we're talking /fit/ here which can't tell the difference.

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>>93766953
>who are you quoting
>what did they mean by this
>was it autism

Go touch yourself inappropriately in public

>>93761551
Stop making this shitty thread /co/mblr.

> Stop posting what I don't like!
When we need your opinion we'll beat it out of (You) but thanks for playing.

>>93765998
The upper part of your arm is bigger than your forearm, it won't pass in the sleeve, it makes sense that the shirt would rip (not really, it should just stretch/bust the seam) but it makes no sense for it to fall off afterwards, because ripped muscles lump up, making it even harder for it to slip, and if they magically did the opposite the shirt wouldn't have been ripped away in the first place.
She rolled it up to get better grip on her forearm.

>>93767810
Everything on that page is following anime physics if you actually needed this explained to you. FFS he's sprinting to cross roughly 8-10 feet of space between himself and Alice.

>>93766953
The bigger joke here is that John Allison had no higher ground from which to attempt to take QC's piss, but since QC was initially a copy of SGR he felt the need to remind his fans that this disgusted him (he'd made snarky comments about it before).

However John underestimated just how much overlap there was between his own fanbase and QC's, hastily posting a comment that he wasn't REALLY making fun of QC at all nosireebob.

>>93761911
You're more disappointing than a dumpster filled with pogs, anon. :(

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>>93763224

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>>93764810

>>93763095
Damnit Beavis

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I, uh...don't get it? So the super-powered beings...let...humans and the aliens through?

But they were made by the aliens?

>>93768113
Seriously LMA, make a webcomic about Faye and Marten expies where they actually fuck instead of blueballing us and then move forward. You can crap out a four panel comic twice a week right? Would having a writer make a difference or do you not need one?

>>93768264
> what if 3 years into this strip I decided it were manga

Then it would have behooved you to create it in that mold beginning with the art style, instead of dropping the cow 6 chapters in Jeph

>>93769019
Well, I'm still planning to do handy Jay's. I've just been dealing with stuff for the last couple years. I'm looking to replace my old laptop and maybe buy a new scanner because I'm going back to traditional medium for my lines and maybe use my tablet to color and such.

That said, if you want to write out a couple pages a week for me to draw then I'll draw them. It'll probably help me get back in the flow of things. Just hit me up on my da, fa or Tumblr.

>>93768264
> Gee Bill, TWO dutch angles?

>>93768264
>blood being steamed off the supersuit

Now hold the fuck up. I'll accept you ripping off the animes and mangos but you're telling me this black-hole-powered super creature here can generate her own goddamn club soda that magically whisks away...

My god she's Billy Mays.

>>93768264
Is this Jacques' Randy Stair origins?

>>93763073
>>93763095

If you have the strength to rip your arm off and use the bone as a weapon, shouldn't you just use that strength to rip off the arms of the guy who you want to stab instead?

>>93769232
none is dutch it seems, just that she's ragging her body around for extra creepy points

>>93769228
>Well, I'm still planning to do handy Jay's

There's literally no premise. There's a setting (a typical city diner) and a quirk (the waitresses give handies just because) but that's not a premise no matter how many hours you waste on character design.

> the diner is being competed with by ritzier gimmick diners and the great-guy manager is desperate to keep the last thing left he has of his family's running
> the waits come up with this idea themselves and he doesn't even know for the first arc of the story
> there's a cop with ED who comes by regularly they have to watch out for (and a special favor the milf nervously comes up with at the last moment)

That's a premise.

>>93765973
There's a lot more competition now.

>>93771095
That's not bad.

I mainly want to do HJ because I said I'd do it and what's there is just hanging out in limbo because RF had to suddenly stop the project. But, that doesn't mean that I can't do anything else in the meantime until I feel that I could deliver on HJ

>>93771614
You can deliver on HJ when it has a premise suggesting storylines to hang the ero content off of, like the one I suggested.

What I said earlier holds: /co/ will create a setting with a quirk/kink and a set of characters but won't create a premise to drive stories out of.

>>93768264
Someone just watched Event Horizon

>>93768113
based

>>93773188
I cannot prove it but I am confident he's either about to rip-off Eva or the one where the school kids have to pilot the robot powered by their deaths.

>>93772356
I guess that's a good point. Tho when rainbow stopped, they just discovered that puppy is the health imspector.

I think your premisr\e that the girls are trying to keep it secret from management is a good one. Kinda like an 80's sitcom, like 3's Company or I dream of Jeanie where they are trying to keep a secret. Maybe customers would have a secret password that says "lets go do it in the bathroom" or "tie me up in the janitors closet and make me clean it up with use of a broom handle". Puppy, the health inspector, could accidentally say one of those passwords when ordering, for instance

Knowing Jeph, he's experimenting with all of these different pairings to see which ones his readers like most so he can cater to them.

>>93774668
Has anyone been to the forums lately? I want to know if Clinton/Brun/Elliot is being received favorably or if I should give up hope now.

>>93768264
This dialogue hurts my brain.

>>93774075
>robot powered by their deaths

Bokurano: Ours

>>93768264
no wonder he's dropping this one if this is the best he can come up with

>>93764723
Pretty sure he snapped her arm earlier. You stab a motherfucker with the shiv you've got, not the shiv you want.

Ceramics.

>>93771095
Are they competing with Fellatio Cafe?

>>93761551

Jeph does not lift.