ITT: Misconceptions You Got From Cartoons >I seriously thought

>You have to wolf whistle at any attractive lady you see

I thought that Shakey's Pizza, Clyde Frog, and the whole Scientology thing with Xenu were made up for South Park.

>>93758673
Did you do it?

i thought wolverine only had claws no healing power...when i was young that is....thats the reason i liked cyclops better

>>93758712
Yes

I used to think only white people could get superpowers

>>93758778
Why?

I thought raw carrots were delicious thanks to Bugs Bunny.

Until I ate one.

>i thought edward from thomas the train was a girl
>i thought that you can only marry people of the same race as you
>i thought batman could fly

I thought that if women didn't take birth control that they would just have babies and that men were not needed for reproduction.

I GOT THIS SHIT FROM A KING OF THE HILL EPISODE

>>93758778

Black kids get electrical powers all the time. Mexican kids make deals with demons. And Asians get experimented on to be cheap knockoff superheros.

>>93759878
I used to think that if I ate enough of them they'd cure my nearsightedness. Fucking WWII propaganda. You're a bitch for not liking raw carrots though.

>>93758627
>I seriously thought jellyfish actually produced their own jelly
at least you're not the kind of person who thought that jellyfish stings were electrical

>>93759920
>I thought that you can only marry people that are the same race as you
I thought this too until I saw an episode of House Hunters where a black guy was married to a white woman. I was so confused that I asked my parents why he isn't dating a black woman. they explained that people of any race can fall in love and I was just so surprised at the time

>>93759878
Raw carrots are delicious, I was not disappointed

thank you Bugs Bunny.

>>93758778
they have, but it not named superpower

>>93758627
I thought the moon was cheese when I was little because of Wallace and Gromit.

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I used to think eye crust was dried up insects that chose to die on your eyelids while you slept. I blame my mom for calling them sleepy bugs.

Technically only partially /co/ related: but when I was a kid I used to assume colors didn't even exist in the world before the 1940's, probably because of Wizard of Oz.

What really threw me off though was how even old timey cartoons weren't colorized... My logic being that if they were simply drawn in color, then surely they'd have shown up on film that way too.

>>93758695
Clyde Frog teaches you not to take your mom's happy pills, no matter how much they look like candy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--HSUhku6tM

Clyde teaches you not to mess around with daddy's shootin' irons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABN9nSTGMYk

The misconception I learned from watching Clyde Frog is that puppets can survive all kinds of stuff.

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>>93760263

>>93759920
>>i thought edward from thomas the train was a girl
How do you beef it this hard anon?

I used to think the laugh track in The Flintstones, Scooby Doo, and other Hanna-Barbera cartoons was an actual studio audience, and I was trying to figure out how that worked.

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Because of cartoons I used to think that martial arts work in street fights/real life situations.

>>93758627
I thought jellyfish were electrical instead of just being venomous as fuck.

>>93760617
Holy fucking shit, same. And I didn't even remember I thought this until you said that. What the fuck, we were some dumbass kids.

>>93759960
>>93760619

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>>93759834
>>93759936
>>93760223
I grew up in a small village so only had access to the popular superheroes and they were all white

>>93758695
I thought the same about NAMBLA

>>93758627
I thought a rare few people were born with gigantic amounts of knowledge and everyone else had to learn at school.

Dexter's lab and the Simpsons really warped my perception of learning. Like going to school was only there to jog your inherent knowledge while the kids who struggled must have been the ones born stupid like DeeDee or Bart.

I assumed that jellyfish did electric shit until I came across this thread

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>>93758695
>They literally say in big, white font that everything about Xenu is what Scientology actually believes
>I still thought it was just a joke.
I was a kid at the time, it sounded really, really made up.

>>93758695
>Clyde Frog is a real thing
WHAT.

>>93763258
This isn't entirely false, IQ is heritable and there's only so far you can push it one way or the other. Behavioral traits are far more malleable but tied to IQ.

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>>93758627
I seriously thought these rice balls were donuts. I thought the white part was dough and the black wrapper was some kind of jelly filling.

>>93759934
That episode straight up explained that that was a ridiculous ruse if you'd have just paid attention.

>>93763438
I never even questioned the donuts. Because I was a stupid fucking child.

>>93763433
Yeah smart parents have smart kids. But if you don't go to school you wont know shit. There's tons of jackoffs online who run around bragging about how theyre the smartest people in the universe only to immediately get pissy when questioned.

I was sorta one of those people, easily coasting my way through public school thinking I had the god gene only to look at any advanced college mathematics and realize I wasn't as smart as I thought I was. "I'm really smart and the only reason I don't get good grades is because I don't care enough to apply myself" is one of the biggest plagues this generation has. It leads to avoiding obstacles and challenges which then makes you lazy and unfulfilled.

I really wish I took higher difficulty classes in highschool when I was still more malleable

>>93763438
Same. Also, for some reason, I thought they were really sweet for some reason after learning they weren't doughnuts. Only later did I find out they usually have meat and shit in them.

>>93758778
Being able to swim is not a superpower.

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>>93760618
Do you now think martial arts is just, like, gay dancing?
I think you may still have some misconceptions.

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>>93760278
Oh, this reminds me of one of mine:

For some reason I thought all Disney films were made sometime during my lifetime. It blew my mind when I tried to point out the presence of Snow White in the movie A Christmas Story as an anachronism and my mom explained that Snow White came out in the 30s. I think part of what confused me may have been that it's not in black and white, but at the time I couldn't place that reasoning.

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>>93763438
Would be pretty interesting if someone tried to make an actual doughnut recipe with that riceball look though.

I used to think Joy Buzzers could legitimately electrocute people, like full on bolts of electricity shit flying all over the place.

>>93758673
In Europe it's actually a thing. Also honk at them from the car.

>>93763279
I really hope you live in a land locked area.

>>93758695
>>93760474
>>93763356
Ok, I have to admit. I didn't know this until just now either. I thought Cartman just had a stuffed frog he named Clyde and never thought into it at all. The other dolls he had weren't based on things, were they?

>>93759920
First off, it's Thomas the Tank Engine, not Thomas the Train. Yes, I know that by correcting you I come off as a huge fucking geek.
And second, that's actually kinda funny because it's rumored that Edward was considered to be a girl for US audiences (once again, huge fucking geek).

>>93763620
It is basically, martial arts is pretty much a complete meme that in a real world situation against a determined attacker will get you killed.

Just look up videos of MMA fighters against martial artists, the martial artists usually get their shit absolutely pushed in.

>>93763438
>>93763544
I really do not blame american kids for not realizing this, because, how the hell were we supposed to guess it was a rice ball if we'd never seen one and the show directly tells us it's a donut? I think it'd be much more odd for a kid to assume it wasn't a funny looking donut despite having been told so, and straight out of left field to look at that and say "I think that's a triangle made of rice."

>>93763664
I miss /co//ck/

>>93763664
we need to get /cock/ back together so we can try that

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So, you know how in cartoons folk always sit on a tack or nail or something and jump like 20 feet into the air yelping, but don't really get hurt? So yeah, I decided to try sneaking a pretty large tack onto my elementary school teachers chairs.

She never found out it was me and I never fessed up, but good god I felt terrible.

>>93763730
>Yes, I know that by correcting you I come off as a huge fucking geek.

Actually, considering the fandom Thomas the Tank Engine is associated with, I'd say it makes you come off as an autist.

>>93763735
I thought the MA in MMA stood for martial arts.

>>93763847
I thought mouse traps were just kind of a somewhat painful nuisance that could be pulled off and tossed aside before going about your day. Thank god the time I came across a mousetrap and tried to test that I was smart enough to think "this might end badly" and I tested it with a pencil instead of my hand. Snapped the pencil in half and I realized it would've broken my bones.

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>>93760025
>House Hunters

Off-topic, but it annoys me when a couple skips on the comfy, live-in ready houses with cool aesthetics and goes for the mediocre (but cheaper) option instead.

>>93763949
They hurt like the dickens but they won't actually break anything.
>>93763962
If you have ever bought anything prefurnished skipping that is a good idea.

>>93763649
I just learned this right now because you told me. Thanks for changing my life.

>>93763974
Not an adults bone but thought things are designed to break a mouses back, I could easily see a young child getting hurt pretty badly by a mouse trap

>>93763974
Are you sure they won't break a child's finger?

>>93763868
It does. He's either trolling or a dumbass.

>I thought Wolverine could make electricity from his claws

Fucking cartoon intros.

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>>93763986
Here's all the dates on the Disney animated canon, for reference.

And as an additional factoid, there are actually a few feature length animated films that predate Snow White.

>>93763868
Yeah, MMA probably isn't the term I'm looking for, the main point is that strength and aggression will usually beat skill realistically, the idea of a well trained guy easily taking down someone twice their size who is very angry is pretty much just movie bullshit.

Basically, if you actually want to defend yourself on the street against a potentially deadly assailant, get a CCW.

>>93758627
Speaking of Wolverine, I thought he could produce electricity by slashing his claws together, because of the intro.

Also I thought that if Superman absorbed light like plants that he pooped solid oxygen.

>>93764022
>>93764029
I was playing with them to make shotgun primer traps from 11 onward, younger than that they will definitely break fingers.
On a side note it is so weird seeing my nephew's hands, like how the fuck is something so small capable of moving, even as clumsily as it does without shattering?

I used to think Superman and Supergirl should hook up because they were both superpowered. It just made sense to me as a child.

I thought that Lex Luthor was black.

>>93764127
I didn't even know what a black person was until I was like 10

>>93759941
It was WWI propaganda I think but yeh

>>93763664
I'm sure it's possible. We need /ck/ on this.

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>>93758627
>I thought Wolverine was called X-Man
This 100%.
>super-man
>bat-man
>spider-man
>aqua-man
>He-Man
>Iron-Man
It just fit the pattern!

>>93763664
>Make triangular sweet dough
>Cover it in powdered sugar
That's pretty much it

>>93763664

literally google it. I know for a fact it's been done cause it came up on my facebook feed. it's not that hard to make a doughnut look like a riceball.

On a related note: I though rice balls where the shit till I had one. It's literally just a ball of rice.

>>93758627
>I thought Wolverine was called X-Man

when I was really little I thought he was called Aguja Dinámica

>>93764313
Seriously, why the fuck do Asians like plain white rice so much? Like they don't put a single fucking thing in it, no sauce, not even a few vegetables, shit's disgusting.

I thought women could be intelligent.

>>93763649

You think that's bad? You know how many years it took me to realize what a TV season is and that they eventually stop making shows?

>tfw you will never star, voice act or write for your favorite TV shows.
>If they did come back they would suck.

Every classic cartoon I've ever seen with cats has them drinking plain-ass dairy milk out of a bowl.

In reality, cats will have diarrhea from this. Thank fuck I didn't have a cat as a kid or I probably would have tried to give it some.

>>93764342
Just eating it alone is famine teir shit, would be like eating nothing but bread. Fill that shit with whatever you like and you have a sandwich.

>>93764313
>>93764342
I've had a couple now and also tried making my own, and honestly there are certain factors that can make a huge difference, especially what kind of rice is used and how it's cooked, as well as how much salt is used when shaping it. Best one I've had had a cod roe filling.

>>93764262
I always figured it would incorporate coconut flakes in some way and the wrapper would be chocolate ganache.

>>93764408
How did you feel about Samurai Jack season 5?

>>93764498
I mean sure, you could get really fancy with how you went about but, but at the end of the day it's pretty easy to make a donut that looks like a riceball

Also, it's weird that my spell check doesn't recognize donut as a word.

>>93764515

It was good but had it's flaws. It couls have been worse and frankly the quality of that is only once in a blue moon deal.

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>>93764449
Pet food makers now sell milk treats for young or adult cats that come in little cartons and are completely safe for them to drink, unlike cow milk.

I've tried giving it to cats before and in my experience they fucking love this stuff. Seems pretty useful if you have a cat suffering from poor appetite.

>>93758627
I'm 33 years old. I'm not a batfag but I read plenty of his comics through the years and watched almost every episode of BTAS.

I didn't know Harvey Dent is Two-Face until the Dark Knight movie.

>>93764537
Spellcheck wants you to spell it doughnut like a pretentious faggot.

>>93764342

I mean, it's not really supposed to be a meal. it's more,a side dish or a snack. Most the time they stuff it with meat so it's almost like sushi with more rice. But yeah, traditionally it's jusy rice.

>>93763986
How did you just realize this?

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Not really related but

>my 8 yearold self seeing a vag for the first time.
>mfw learning that boys and girls don't have the same parts.

I blame that day as the reason I'm the huge pervert I am.

>>93764602
that's the joke annon

The first time I heard of the fantastic 4 was when the movie came out in 2005, and I thought The Thing was called Rock Man 4

>>93764661
really? 8? I saw my first dick as a little girl at like, 3. (before anyone asks it was some other little kid whipping it out behind the playground to take a piss. rude little bitch).

I guess it's easier to accidentally learn about dicks than pussies considering dicks are more external and easier to expose.

>>93758627
I thought the cowboy from Toy Story was named "Toy" and the movie was about his story

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I always thought Buttercup from PPG was a boy, until my mom pointed out otherwise when I was 8 or so. Pretty sure that gave me my tomboy fetish.

I also thought the way Spider-Man shot his webs was by just using his middle finger to push down on his web shooters. I only found out different when I got the first Spider-Man "web-shooter" as a Christmas gift and saw the kid on the box with the proper hand pose.

>>93764710
>and I thought The Thing was called Rock Man 4
>Rock Man 4
>4
What happened to the last 3?

>>93764971
Holocaust.

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>>93764971

Thanks to an episode of the Simpsons I thought cops had keys to everyone's homes

>>93764145
>>93764127
I have a black first name, so adults would be surprised to see that Tyrone was white when I was a kid. I thought I'd turn black when I grew up as a result.

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>>93765144
>I thought I'd turn black when I grew up as a result
That must have been fucking terrifying

>>93764449
Well it's not like it's a myth or anything. Most cats do love cream/full milk even though it's bad for their digestion (I'm sure many here can relate). Traditionally cats are not a house pet; they were kept outside where they could hunt and eat mice. And owners would often leave out milk/cream as a treat either not knowing or not caring that they, like every adult mammal with the exception of an extremely small genetic minority of humans, are lactose intolerant.

I had a big DC encyclopedia before I read many comics, so growing up I thought of Barry Allen as "The Flash II" or Hal Jordan as "Green Lantern II", not THE Green Lantern, or THE definitive Flash.

When I saw a character who I thought was cool, like Plastic Man or Johnny Sorrow, I thought that they must have a lot of comics about them like how Batman or Superman do. That was my biggest disappointment desu, same thing happened when I looked at Marvel characters.

>>93763949
bone is stronger than wood & lead

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>>93764732
nice try anon, you know girls don't go on 4chan

>>93765332
Shit, there it is.

Been a fun thread guys, I'd recommend everyone abandon ship now before the shitpost gets too bad.

>>93765338
>he didn't read Rule 30

>>93765338
The only girls on this site have a feminine penis

>>93765363
>>93765393
I'm fully aware of that, I'm just saying this is always how it ends
>Femanon mentions her gender
>Someone uses classic "no girls on the internet," "tits or GTFO," "trannies aren't real women joke"
>Some tumblrina loses her shit and starts shitposting as hard as possible
>People reply to her instead of just ignoring it, prompting her to shitpost more
>Entire thread just devolves into 500 posts of shitpost

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>>93763720
Cartman has three other dolls he's sometimes seen with: Polly Prissypants, Peter Panda, and Rumpertumskin. They were all just made up for the show, but in the episode 1% Cartman also has "Muscleman Marc" who's a stuffed version of the fashion designer Marc Jacobs. That's because apparently in real life Marc Jacobs has tattoos of Clyde Frog and Rumpertumskin.
Then if that wasn't enough after the episode came out Jacobs also got a tattoo of Muscleman Marc.

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>>93765332
>>93765414

>beehives = yellow wasp nest

I thought I wanted the american dream
>get married, get a job, have kids, live in a nice house with a white picket fence
jokes on them, I only want a nice house and 2D husbando with which to hold hands in the lewdest of ways

>>93765414
>"trannies aren't real women joke"
That's no joke. That's just the cold truth.

>Some tumblrina loses her shit and starts shitposting as hard as possible
There are no tumblrinas here. Ever. The real tumblrinas find 4chan "toxic" and vile. What we end up with are false flaggers playing both sides of the debate simply to get a rise out of everyone. It's just bait upon bait.

>>93763438
Y'know the fact that they claimed riceballs were jelly donuts in the primape episode is brought up a lot, but what never seems to be brought up is just how many times in that one episode they call those things donuts. The word donut is spoken THIRTEEN times in just that one episode.

interestingly enough, the episode your gif is from is one of the only times in the show where they actually call them "riceballs" in the 4kids version

>>93760474
good to see an actual child's program that teaches about actual gun safety instead of some gunsrbad bullshit

>>93759936
What if black people can't swim because it shorts them out?

>>93760263
And if you don't wake up early, they eat your eyeballs? I'm gonna use this if I ever have a kid.

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>>93764449
WTF the The Cat in the Hat movie was right?

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>>93765292

Apocalypse is a badass villain and not a jobbing loser.

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>>93760474
>"i need you to take one of these every day"
>"what are they doc?"
>"safety rules"

caught me fucking off guard

>>93763137
In all fairness NAMBLA is both incredibly bizarre and exactly the sort of thing that South Park used to make up for shits and giggles.

>>93764342
>Like they don't put a single fucking thing in it
That's a lie if you are talking about onigiri.
I loved plain white rice before ever traveling to Asian land. It's glutenous and delicious as fuck.

>>93764342

Whitey here.

Plain white rice is fucking great.

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>>93765206
Well, you weren't exactly wrong.

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I thought Wolverine could shoot like taser bolts from his claws because of THIS moment from the cartoon intro sequence
<-

I thought Kingpin was a low level mutant with minor-league super strength. And as an adult I think he SHOULD be, it just makes sense why he's so tough in a fight. makes way more sense than just "he bulks a lot with very few cut cycles" or "he's not really fat".

>>93761657
Geez. I'm starting to think that "representation matters" rhetoric that Tumblrites spout to force their special snowflake ocs might be right. Nowhere near that extent ofcourse.

>>93766244
I couldn't agree more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8kPo3tyGY
though as a kid I also thought that Kingpin's theme was bowling (making the "pin" in his name a pun) and that his signature attack was curling into a ball and rolling himself at his opponents. no idea what gave me that idea

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>>93764055
>Fantasia 2000
>released 1999

>>93764342
No different than eating a plain wheat roll or a baked potato. It's a staple food.

>>93764971
Idkif i had names for the rest of the group when I was younger I just called it the rock man 4 movie either that or something with 4 in it.

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>>93766268
>mfw KINGPIN is the one able to break out of metal restraints
wtf is this shit lmfao no wonder I thought he had super strength

>>93765550
>There are no tumblrinas here. Ever. The real tumblrinas find 4chan "toxic" and vile.
This.
Even the people who do use Tumblr on this site are mostly rejected by Tumblr for being "gross" or they're Tumblr immigrants leaving once and for all who had seen the dim but brighter light.

>>93763438
And that's why they started editing the food into other, recognizable foods

>everything resolves itself just fine if you just beat the shit out of the kid who was picking on you

>>93764449
Never seemed to bother my cat

>>93766594
worked for me

>If a girl picks on you that means she likes you
turns out I was right

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>>93760474

>Clyde Frog is real

>>93763688
Vladimir, pls

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>>93764449
It's because back in the day people used to feed their cats raw milk, pasteurization fucking everything up

>>93766274
look closely

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>>93766268
>no idea what gave me that idea
Too much sanic.

>>93764127
>>93764145
>>93765144
I didnt get race as a kid. I would arbitrarily assign features as racial traits.
I thought all bald people were Black for some reason.

>>93765713
Imagine the childhood that that kid's gonna have

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I thought that Americans wore clothes of similar design like they were uniforms.

>>93758778
Static Shock, Starfire, Rogue, Luke Cage and Cyborg tho...

>>93758627
Because of the way their animated series drew them, I thought Superman was Asian and Tony Stark was Puerto Rican.

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>>93758627
moustaches grow directly from the nose (this was cemented by seeing a person trim nose hairs)

>>93766244
>>93766268
Same should go with Lady Shiva and her daughter. That they are metas, but no...

>>93763730
>Ackshully

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>>93760618
Half true
>Nothing is more rewarding then suprise Judo flipping a nigger

>>93764863
Me too, was so relieved I wasn't into boys. But the seed was planted in my degeneracy

i thought spinach was good.

>>93764342
Vinegar rice is not "plain"

>>93768166
I legit thought Spinach gives you those fucked up Popeye arms and avoided them for as long as I could

I used to leave some of my toys like toy cars under the windows like in Home Alone in case our house got burgled

>>93768179
Onigiri is made with salted rice, you're thinking sushi

i took especially great care of my toys because i thought they would come to life when i fall asleep like in toy story. sometimes i leave them in optimal waking up positions like they're circled around something rectangular that could serve as their table so they can have meetings for our next play time

>>93768794
Me too, but mine came from fear. I saw chucky and night of the living doll. I thought my stuffed animals and toys would come to life and try to tie me up and kill me if I mistreat them too much.

>>93763649
i didn't know that this was drawn.
i never put thought into it how these movies were made. wasted a lot of time learning how to draw

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>Watch episode of spongebob
>Sandy says "back where I'm from, we call ice cream frozen cow juice."
>visiting family from Texas
>"Hey uncle anon, do you call ice cream frozen cow juice?"
>"what?"
>wat
>mfw

>>93765292
You underestimate how tiny and fragile my hands were.

>>93763304
>>93758695
Wait so Scientologists actually, ACTUALLY believe that?

>>93767517
Some people didn't have childhoods with those characters and their properties.

Also, Starfire is an alien who looks like a freakishly tanned white chick, and how is Rogue not white?

>>93769130
There was a hell of a lot of meta humor all over the place in the 90s and 00s that left the impression that cartoon characters are paid actors that are filmed.

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>>93769133
We are one of the same soul. At least your uncle didn't do what my grandpa did and let me walk into a parlor and order frozen cow juice.

>Jawbreakers were huge
>Venus Flytraps could grow huge enough to eat people
>Steak is red
>On Moonlight Bay was an original song that the writers for Hey Arnold made up
>Roadrunners ran really fast and were flightless
>ACME was a real monolith company that sold everything (I guess this one may be half-true with the supermarket chains I see all over the place)
>Cockatrices were a real animal that had a rare chance of being born among a clutch of chicken eggs

all I can remember thinking of

I thought hypnosis was real, so I grew up fantasizing about how great life would be when I finally figured it out. Disappointing but left me with a fun fetish.

>>93771715
>>Cockatrices were a real animal that had a rare chance of being born among a clutch of chicken eggs
Where did that one show up? That sounds like an awesome show.

Up until I was 23 and had my first kiss I thought kissing could result in pregnancy

>>93771773

cockatrices are from chicken eggs that were hatched by snake

>>93771967
there are kids who bieleve swallowing does same.

>>93771991
Yeah, but what show were you watching that had cockatrices in it?

>>93772017

barney had one

>>93772044
is anyone here young enough to have childhood misconceptions from that show?

>>93772015
Swallowing what?

>>93772119
sum fuk

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>>93772105
It's 25 years old now.

>>93759941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXdD9yFZGv8

>>93772167
RON PLS

>>93772183
oh, did he literally mean barney, i though he was talking about the-show-that-can-not-be-named. There is no way a literally chicken dragon is on an episode of Barney the dinosaur.

>>93771715
>jawbreakers were huge
They are. They're almost as big as baseballs.

>steak is red
It is.

>Roadrunners ran really fast and were flightless
They're not? I have to look this one up:
Okay. Courtesy of wikipedia:
> The roadrunner can run at speeds of up to 20 miles per hour (32 km/h)[8] and generally prefer sprinting to flying, though it will fly to escape predators.
So, more or less. They're pretty fast and at at least don't fly much.

>>93771991
I thought it was came from eggs laid by roosters hatched by toads, possibly under a certain moon.

>>93772519
And sometimes they are their own species

sometimes they are a dragonspawn, like kobolds, that grow from the magic of dragons seeping into a chicken egg. Doesnt really matter.

>>93758627
>women are just and intelligent as their male counterparts

dude, women are a 40lt water balloon of hormones

>>93772684
I thought kobolds were house elves.

>>93772964
Depends. These words dont mean anything without ot context of a universe. What you could call a farie or fey, could be an elf in someone elses world, where in other places what you call an elf would be more akin to someone eases frost troll.

When I was a kid I thought an umbrella was enough to slow your fall if you fell from a really high place. I never tried it at least

>>93764116
How small are they?

>>93758673
At first I read attractive lad.

>>93773110
>think this is a great idea
>but obviously use the biggest umbrella you have
>get the family's beach umbrella
>about to jump off the balcony
>wait
>I should test this out
>duct tape a 20 pound bag of rice to it
>drop it off
>umbrella folds because of fucking course it does
>bag bursts and gets rice all over the ground
>mom comes home to me frantically trying to pick rice from the driveway
>get smacked hard enough to make my ears ring after I tell her what I tried
>dad comes home
>says he'll beat me after my mom tells him what happened
>drags me to garage
>tells me he did the same thing when he was a kid
>but with a blanket and he broke his leg
>tells me to think a little bit and ask before doing something stupid next time

Genuinely thought I was going to get killed on the trip to the garage.

>>93763438
>>93763794
Yeah, I knew I was watching a bizarre cartoon with size-changing capture balls and monster repellent, I figured it was a fake or Japanese donut or something.

>>93765482
Amazing

>>93766326
Double this.
There are plenty of Chan-friendly blogs on there because a bunch of people who made tumblr accounts during the big raid from a few years ago just stayed because they could speak their mind and it stay up instead of dying in a thread.

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>>93766268
>>93766309
When I was a kid I thought Kingpin and Rhino were two different people.

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I thought you couldn't read in dreams.

>>93765292
Have you ever broken a child's fingers before, they're super flimsy

>>93773523
Well, technically, a big enough umbrella would slow you down.
But it would have to be an umbrella 20m in diameter, and made so that it won't fold the wrong way.
So, basically a parachute, A-yup.

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>>93774726
>Have you ever broken a child's fingers before, they're super flimsy

>>93763438
i actually did figure out they were rice based on the fact they always had what, to me, appeared like rice leftover on their mouth when eating them. however, because they kept being called donuts, i at least expected onigiri to be somewhat sweet and to have a dessert filling of some sort.

imagine my fucking surprise when it was more of a savory or salty dish depending on what it was filled with

>>93763438
I went on holidays to the US when I was a kid. First day there we visited a bakery and I ordered a jelly donut. Was massively disappointed it looked nothing like this

>>93763438
Even as a kid I knew Brock calling them donuts was bullshit.

>>93758627
I thought that black people were able to conduct electricity better than other races. People had super animals in a lab and just let them run around

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>>93760278
Pic related?

>>93777667
>those first two panels

Holy shit I hate when I'm making or cleaning up after dinner and somebody does something like this.

I didn't want to start a new thread for this, and this one seems to be the best to ask this, but what the hell is the name of the green superhero/villain that is similar to the creature from the black lagoon? He's green, with smooth skin, and he has a weird head crest/frill. I don't know anything about him, but a guy I work with has a faux hawk and it reminded me of him. I want to be able to show him so he can know how cool he is. Thanks.

>>93764561
How? there was literally a whole two parter in BTAS covering this. And then they bring it up in later episodes, such as the Judge one, or the one where he's kidnapped on the way to get plastic surgery.

>>93778076
Savage Dragon?

>>93758627
Thought I could leap from great heights because Batman could.

Jumped from 10ft and busted my mouth on my knee on the landing.

>>93759960
I was that kind of person.

>>93764070
>strength and aggression will usually beat skill realistically

Time to go into work and start smashing all the shit and attacking Co-workers. Oh boy, can't wait for that raise!

Kek, I know unrelated and strawman-ish but I thought it was a funny scenario.

>>93773523
>get smacked hard enough to make my ears ring after I tell her what I tried

>says he'll beat me after my mom tells him what happened

>
Genuinely thought I was going to get killed on the trip to the garage

Fuck anon, I'm all for physical punishment but damn. All over a bag of Fucking rice?

>>93765206
I had similar misconceptions also coming from a handbook I had when I was young. It was Spider-Man handbook that had a lot of obscure characters. It made me think that Carion, Doppleganger, Fusion, and the Stacy Twins were all major villains. It also led me to believe that Morlun and Morbius were related.

>>93780786
>All over a bag of Fucking rice?
A 20-lb bag of rice.
If you're poor, that's easily a month's worth of food.

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>>93780871
>>93765206
I know this feel.
>had a Spider-Man encyclopedia
>had this specific image of Mysterio in it
I used to think that Mysterio always carried around a big gym bag like that and that he'd have equipment to make illusions in it.
Other misconceptions that came from this book
>also thought the Stacy Twins were major villains
>thought Frederick Foswell, Shathra, and Mendel Stromm were all major recurring villains too
>thought Carrion was some kind of Goblin knock-off

>>93781335
We had the same book my dude. I also used to think that homeless guy they gave a whole page for was a major villain.

>>93772235
the old versions of that show were the dungeons and dragons cartoon but with horse characters in it so I have no qualms in believing there was an episode with a cockatrice in it

I think there was an episode about an evil wizard who tricked villagers into going into his diamond mine then turning them into his slaves and replacing their eyes with gemstones

>>93771042
Yep

>>93772864
Dobson please

>>93760617
Holy mackerel
Same here

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>>93774726

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>>93758627
I thought anvils were just used to squash people and had no other purpose.

>>93780786
The story makes it sound like his mom suddenly got much more pissed when he admitted he nearly killed or seriously injured himself.

>>93766594
You just have to hit'em really freaking hard

>>93772119
Oh you sweet sweet child, run from this place before it devours you and your dreams

>>93774726
>>93775092
>>93782791
Hearty kek, thanks guys

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>>93774726

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>>93758627
That girls are better than boys and anything a boy can do, a girl can do better.

Then I learned about sexual dimorphism, nature and nurture, genetic predispositions, and neuroplasticity.

Biotruths are bullshit, though.

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>>93770805
I know that feel.

>>93778076
Green Goblin.

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I used to think that animal control were bad people because of how they were portrayed in talking animal movies

>>93760278
I think a lot of kids thought that to be honest. Just wait it won't be long until kids start thinking stupid things about what people growing up without internet was like.

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>>93784124
You know they're literally sending those animals to their deaths, right?

>>93763664
God I miss /cock/ and for that matter I miss /pol/ getting triggered when they became /mlpol/

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>>93784569
/pol/ loved /mlpol/. The_Donald got triggered.

>>93784514
Many of them are volunteers that have dedicated themselves to giving animals the best care possible and are really torn up about the necessity of mercy killing some of them because there just aren't enough resources to go around and letting them roam free is a danger to the animals and themselves, to people, and the environment.

>>93785009
You're thinking of the people at the pound. Animal control does it for the money, they have no morals. They're shitty people just like highway patrolmen.

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>>93763664

>>93785048
In my town I think they're mostly the same people, but you are right about animal control getting paid being an important distinction. It really doesn't sound like the kind of job that pays a lot of money or has a lot of perks, though.

>>93784899
You know shit like this is the reason I no longer feel bad about my life choices.

>>93785232
Don't you think that makes it worse though? Killing animals just for a lowly job. It'd be one thing to be willing to set your morals aside for a large amount of money, shitty but still different. It just shows how they don't even have morals to begin with.

>>93785473
Mercy killing can be an incredible noble act. It can take a really strong set of morals and sense of the greater good to put down an animal despite the fact you like that animal because there's no other good choice. I'm sure there must be some sadists in it for the bloodlust, but I truly believe most are doing it because they believe it to be the right thing, and would absolutely do anything in their power to adopt the animals to good homes when possible instead of putting them down.

Just go ask /an/, I'm sure there are a couple people on there with real life experience that can tell you their personal experience with the situation and what kind of other people they've come across too.

>>93785706
You're way too purehearted for this world. I'm not saying they're blood thirsty savages. They simply do not give a fuck about the animals they're killing. They're doing it for the money and nothing else.

>>93785760
I just can't make such a harsh judgement on these hypothetical people I haven't even met and suspect it'd make much more sense for them to mostly have some sense of moral and desire to do good behind what they're doing rather than no feelings at all.

>>93783525
>bio truths
What fuckery is this

>>93784745
/mpol/ was a match made in a autistic hell
It was great

>>93785873
It's what liberals call biological instinct.

>>93764075
Various video games just reinforce the idea of some kind of energy projection from wolverines claws, and though I don't read comics, it seems likely that some hack has put something like that in a comic as well

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>Santa is Jesus's older self
>Nothing paranormal can kill you if you stay up till the sunrise
>The hulk is monster and kills kids
>If you get your picture taken and rip up the picture, you would go missing
>Women get pregnant randomly when their old enough

>>93760618
They work if you don't suck and if the guy doesn't carry a gun

>>93786200
>Nothing paranormal can kill you if you stay up till the sunrise
I used to think this too. Glad I know better that I'm older and go to sleep shortly after sundown.

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>>93758695
>mfw I found out Casa Bonita is a real restaurant

>>93781335
What book is this? I kinda want it

>>93784745
Literally 90% of /pol/ is The_Donald, tho

>>93786200
>Women get pregnant randomly when their old enough

I also used to believe this. Didn't know what sex was for till like the 3rd grade

>>93787834
I thought that to have sex you had to penetrate the nipples of the titty with your dick

>>93759920
>>93760025
I was like this except with gay people. I always thought it was hilarious as a kid when I saw dating site ads to put "I am a man seeking a man" because I didn't know it was actually possible. Then one day I was watching Millionaire and the woman playing mentioned that her spouse was a woman and I freaked out. I was probably 11 or 12 at the time, probably little bit too old to not realize something like that was a thing.

>>93788203
Luckily we live in a progressive society that exposes children to these concepts much earlier on in their lives and they will not have to suffer the same ignorant fate you lived.

>>93787984
I had a similar hypothesis as a young boy that sex involved connecting nipples with your partner, I may have thought is because every portrayal of sex that I had seen involved people laying with their chests pressed together

>>93788258
I had thought to "touch yourself" was literally just like...touching your arm with your hand. I was baffled that this was bad, somehow.

>>93766244
Technically Kingpin does sort of have low level 'super strength' and could be a mutant in the real life sense, like Ozzie and his ability to consume drugs beyond normal human beings, his body is impossible even for comicbooks

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>>93788509
>an ozzie reference
>in 2017

>>93788539
He's still alive to this day.

>>93788561
He's not relevant or doing drugs, though.

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>>93758627
when i first started watching DBZ as a kid i thought...

>goku & yamcha were the same guy
>vegeta was goku's brother
>krillin was the same age as gohan

>>93788566
But the point still stands that the reason he was able to survive such hardcore drug misuse so well throughout his life is literally because he's a mutant whos body can break down such things better than normal men.

He was examined by doctors and this was found to be the case.

>>93788600
Yamcha would be a better dad than Goku, if he was retarded and didn't know to actually use a condom when fucking bitches.

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>I used to think girls didn't have anything down there, I thought that when I messed with my little sisters doll and saw this cartoon or anime my older brother had where this girl character was naked and had no nipples or pussy
>I thought GI Joe was how the military actually was and told my parents I wanted to join to be just like Snake Eyes
>I thought Spongebobs parents were cookies but they are actually the circle shaped sponges

>>93788643
rewatching DBZ up to cell somewhat made goku being a deadbeat make a little sense.

basically bulma joked about goku attracting guys frieza and goku took it seriously.

it's why he has gohan fight cell and why he put so much stock into fusion beating buu.

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>>93786727
This one.
There are bigger and better versions of the Marvel Handbook that cover Spider-Man specifically but this one was a lot of fun to read.
Had an Avengers one just like it too.
>>93781647
Oh man I just remembered that guy actually.
Mindworm, wasn't it? What an odd character to include.

>>93788776
Oh shit son, I had this when I was younger
The Carrion page freaked me out
And that mind control dude? What was it, Peter was visiting Flash in his new apartment, and then that dude mind-controlled everyone in the building to feed off of their brain waves?
Weird stuff.

>>93788637
It must be weird to have the doc straight up tell you that you should be dead.

>>93789229
Not really. All it does is reinforce the idea that you're an immortal god forced to walk the Earth for all of time, watching societies rise and fall until the planet itself dies.

>>93787231
It wasn't always like that tho, /mlp/, /pol/ and /k/ used to be allies because /mlp/ didn't have anyone else

>>93763688
You spelled Mexico wrong.

I thought a wolverine was a type of wolf, until I actually Googled it years later.

>>93777776
So close, mate!
>>96777777

>>93763438
What I don't get is why they did this to begin with. If they had just called them rice balls like they actually were, I wouldn't have questioned it. Shit, I probably could have gotten cultured as a kid. "You mean the food they eat in the Pokemon world is real?"

>>93773523
What the shit dude, at least you were smart enough to test it out first. You were like a junior mythbuster. I get there's wasted food, but to have your parents get that mad at you is unreasonable.

>>93788539
>>93788561
>>93788566

We are talking about Ozzy Osbourne, right?

>>93787834
I knew it was sex but I didn't know what a vagina was. I thought women gave birth via cesarean surgery. Also I thought reproductive sex was penis to anal and that vaginas were just tiny peeing holes.

>>93789625
>I do not remember the o/k/ corral, what happened when /new/ was deleted or what the current /k/ sticky says: the post.

>>93789881
But then you'd have a bunch of snot-nosed brats screaming to their moms to make riceballs when most of them have no idea how and no option of googling it.

>>93790804
It's called a riceball. I'm pretty sure they can figure it out.

>>93790193
I didn't know what vaginas ere either. Every time I had seen a woman naked they had had pubes so I couldn't see anything underneath so I just assumed nothing was there.

I thought women gave birth out of their belly buttons and peed out of their butt. I once said the latter in front of my friend's mom and she was not happy I said it.

>>93787834
I remember putting together how reproduction worked as we were being taught in class. The teacher was just done explaining the differences between penises and vaginas when I rose my hand and asked him if penises went inside vaginas to make children. Everyone was really grossed out and called me disgusting. We were 9 at the time.

>>93788722
>I thought Spongebobs parents were cookies but they are actually the circle shaped sponges

wait a sec. what? I still thought they were cookies until I saw this post

>>93788722
>I thought Spongebobs parents were cookies but they are actually the circle shaped sponges

I was watching SpongeBob once when my sister came in and asked why his parents were potatoes

>>93766262
Wow, it turns out people complaining about things might actually have something to complain about!

WHO KNEW

>>93791359
harder than you might think, since japs use a certain kind of vinegar to get the rice to stick together without falling apart at the slightest pressure

>>93767418
you never saw an American movie before?

>>93774710
I thought if I pitched myself in a dream I would wake up. Fucking gyped.

>>93791496
>>93791496
I thought the only way to give birth was a c-section, since my mom told that was how I was born. I have no idea why.

>>93771042
Kinda. They try to keep it secret until you rank up higher in their organization.

>>93763438
Italian dub called them "coconut pastries" rather than donuts, so I believed it was some weird Japanese rice cake filled with coconut cream and the black part was dark chocolate.

Other misconceptions:
>Fantastic 4 members are called Rubberman, Torchman, Stoneman and Invisible Woman
>Flash Gordon and DC Flash are the same character
>Spider-Man haves organic webs (and that was BEFORE the Raimi movies)
>Heathcliff and Garfield were the same character, at a certain point someone else bought the character and renamed him for some reason
>Clark Kent is a normal person who transforms into Superman when enters a phone booth
>Road Runner is some weird species of ostrich known as the Beep Beep that was either very rare or made up for the cartoons
>The main characters from Tiny Toons were the Looney Tunes as kids with different names and designs for some reason (I never got the episodes with the actual Bugs Bunny and co. appearing)
>Joker is just wearing makeup
>Aquaman was made up for the Superfriends cartoon
>Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter were made up for the Justice League cartoon

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>>93760263
That's not too far off from the truth.

>Spider-Man haves organic webs (and that was BEFORE the Raimi movies)
As someone who's only known Spiderman through comics and video games, was it always web shooters, or has organic webbing gone in and out over the years?

>>93792470
It was always web shooters. It was organic for a short while after the Raimi movies came out but it didn't last too long

>>93765206
>I thought of Barry Allen as "The Flash II" or Hal Jordan as "Green Lantern II", not THE Green Lantern, or THE definitive Flash.

Depends on when you had the encyclopedia. You weren't exactly wrong at some point.

>>93792583
Really, so Raimi was the first to make it organic? When I was a lad, I played games where there were web cartridges, but I thought it was just a mechanic and it was all organic anyway.

>>93763974
Why should one not buy prefurnished houses/apartments?

>>93790804
You know before google, they used to have these things called libraries.

And it really wasn't out of the scope of the imagination that they could stock or order basic japanese cookbooks.

>>93791662
>japs use a certain kind of vinegar to get the rice to stick together without falling apart at the slightest pressure

The fuck are you talking about? That's not how you make onigiri. Rice balls don't have vinegar. You just salt your hands and press the rice together. It only really works with short grain rice, I think, and I don't think it can be too cold or dry when you press it. But the rice is just naturally sticky.

Sushi is the one that has vinegar, but I'm pretty sure it's more for flavor and less for sticking.

>>93790804
My mom was confused as hell when my little cousins would demand Krabby Patties. She was very relieved to find out they were looking for something resembling a hamburger, since at first she thought they had weird cravings for crab cakes, and that shit's expensive.

>>93764070
I think I know what you mean but there's a lot of different factors at play here. What martial art are we talking about? How good is the practioner and what is the situation? Some semi-decent judo practioner who only knows judo and was never in a real street fight may be fucked if he tries to use his learned skills in a street fight.
I imagine Krav Maga would be a fairly decent martial art that's actually useful though.

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I thought Spider-Man was Spiderman and to this very day I think the proper spelling is fucking stupid.

Either one word
>Superman
>Batman
>Quicksilver

or two words
>Wonder Woman
>Green Lantern
>Iron Man

And what's worse? Spiderman was the norm for a while, but with all these reboots and mainstream media, normies are starting to catch on to the dash shit. The dash don't be silent. The dash is retarded.

>>93794588
Well yeah, there are martial arts used for sport, used for fitness, used for art, and even martial arts used for mental health. Then there krav maga and kickboxing, and other shit used for killing people.

>friendships are totally meaningful and are not annoying necessities to help you get some societal perks
I would feel nothing if any of my "friends" croaks tomorrow.

>>93766274
>FIFA 18
>released 17
fugg

>>93795152
Either you are genuinely a sociopath or you have no real friends. To be honest, am just ambivalent about family, but I have at least three friends I have purely for companionship, one of which is my fiancee.

I think you just lack friends, not that friendship does not matter. how old are you?

>>93795215
No, my friends just suck. I can't establish any connection with them. Hell, I doubt they even give a shit about me either.
>how old are you
18.

>>93763438
>eat your hamburgers, Apollo.

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>>93759920
Thomasfag here, I actually get that one.

Edward could appear kind of effeminate in the show. And keep in mind, the show is meant for really little kids.