kek

>Australia

I really would have guessed this was California from the headline

>>93751850
Why don't the cops just shoot the joker?

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>>93751850
...God, this timeline sucks.

Was it the cumbum people?

Tell me I'm not the only one who remembers that.

>>93751850
What a way to go

>>93751850
and i thought batman would not use guns.

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>>93751850
Dammit.

>>93751850
Even cops knows Harley/Joker is a shit-tier ship
lmao

>>93751850
>why don't they just shoot the Joker
And they are still alive

>>93751850
and you know it was the suicide squad versions


why can't MCU cosplayers get shot while boning?

>>93751850
Are you fuckin' kidding me?!

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>>93751850
>Boning

>>93751982
Nobody in the MCU could be mistaken for trashy drug addicts
At least, not the ones who people would cosplay.

>batman screeches

>>93751898
Gee, iamgine what their family members must be feeling.

"So my son...was fucking a clown girl?"
"Yes, ma'am. As the Joker. A clown."
"..."
"Ms.? Are you okay?"
"...Y-yes...it's just...it's just..."
"Yes?"
"...Were there any scars?"
"...Well, I mean, there were wounds from the bullet, so..."
"How'd he get them."
"What?"
"How'd he get the scars."
"You wanna know how he got those scars?"
"..."
"..."
"Get it?"
"...Heh."
"Heh heh."
"HEE HEE HEE"

>>93751896
nah they were Canadian or at least Joker was

>>93751850
Did they die? Headlines usually say "killed" in cases like these

If they survived those cops are in big trouble

JOKER PULLS BONER OF THE YEAR

Guess they wanted to ruin date night.

>>93751850
But why tho?

>>93751914
you are going all out, uh?

PUT THE WEAPON DOWN

>>93751850
>be Australian
>get shot

>>93751850
>CHORTLE AT JOKER'S BONER

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MOM

See GCPD it's not that hard

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IT WAS ME, BATMAN!!! I SHOT THE JOKER!!!

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>>93751850

>>93751850
This better be real

>>93752031
>If they survived those cops are in big trouble

If they died the cops have nothing to worry about though

>>93752236
I love you anon.

>>93752156
>Suicide Squad version
well gee

>>93752010
10/10 i keked

>>93751850
link to the article

>>93751916

Still better than Ivy/Harley.

>>93752236
perfect

>>93752005
Black Widow could be confused with a crack whore.

>>93751850
The cops are just disappointed they didn't come up with the idea first.

Does anyone know if they shot at anyone else in attendance? Because that'd be one bloody party.

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>>93751896
These?

>>93752446
I remember the pokemon and mario coplay.

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>>93752878

>>93752037
Underrated.

>>93751850
why'd they shoot tho

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>>93752446

>>93751850

I guess the Australian police is better than Gotham's.

>>93752446
>this was two years ago
Good god, how has so much time passed?

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>>93753306
kek

>>93752236
kek

>>93751919
fucking this

>>93752010
>fade to black
>comic ends

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>>93751850
You had ONE job.
What did I pay you for?!

>>93752236
Dick Johnston actually put this in his article.
I hope he gets into shit for it because it was funny when he caught heat for reposting that /co/ comment about the kid with leukemia being able to beat it as Spider-Man beats Dock Ock, in the middle of the Superior Spider-Man story.

>>93752273
>tfw when not living in a world where might makes right and killing is the end all be all

>>93752037

Under-rated post here.

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>>93752037
>>93752236

>>93751850
BATMAN'S GONNA FREAK

>>93752156
>Police said they received multiple reports that a man was armed with a gun in an upstairs room at Inflation nightclub before 3am on Saturday.
>Dale and Zita Sukys were at the club for the Saints and Sinners swingers event, which Inflation claims it has held for 20 years without incident.
>Officers shot the man and hit him in the torso after he allegedly pulled out a gun. He was also later tasered.
>‘Police called on the male, the male took the firearm from his pants and aimed it at police,’
>Zita, dressed as Harley Quinn, also suffered a gunshot wound to the leg and was taken to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
>Dale remains in a serious condition, but his injuries are also non-life-threatening.

Today's my birthday :)

>>93752446
This is hilarious.

>>93754514
happy birthday anon

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>>93751850
THIS IS FOR BARBARA

>>93754463
>pulls a gun on the police
>is shot, hit, and then tasered

Top work, I applaud those police.

>>93754463
>inflation nightclub

>>93755037
It gets progressively more expensive for rooms and drinks

>>93752446
What the fuck?

>>93754858
He probably thought they were more costumed deviants

>>93751850
I had sex with a girl as Suicide Squad Joker and Harley Quinn but at least I had the decency to be at a con

>>93752031
they're probably fine, if they were killed there would be harsher words, slain

>>93754463

Swingers are the worst types of weirdos. No surprise they were the shit veersions of jokerharl. To bad they didnt die.

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>>93752037

>>93753551
Their original Joker/Harley scene with "cumbum" was 2013.

>>93755910
>Swingers are the worst types of weirdos
Can confirm. People who have a more open relationship in general tend to be some weird fucking people.

I still have a serious bull fetish though.