Face it, web-shooters a shit

>>93750314
he also grows extra arms and starts to turn in to a spider at one point if that makes you feel better.

>>93750314
He MADE himself Spider-Man by creating webshooters.

This is the 4th time I've seen you make this exact same thread in just a few days.

>>93750314
But spiders can cling to anything too
It would be cool to see a superhero that's pretty much an amalgamation of different types of bugs tho

>>93750452
He could have easily just made the webs pink and called himself the chameleon.

>>93750509
Well chameleon is kinda associated with the whole camouflage shtick.

>>93750509
He could've but he didn't. Batman could have chosen to dress as an actual Knight but he chose to be Batman because of the bat flying through his window. Peter chose to be Spider-Man because of the spider biting him and giving him crazy abilities that he could associate with a spider.

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>>93750623
Their color change is mostly communication. They hunt with tongues that shoot out and stick to things.

>>93750681
How most people see them is important, especially for marketing and branding.

>>93750713
Spiders have eight legs, eight eyes, and are covers in long hairs, and can make webs
Spider-Man has two legs, two eyes, and has small hairs, and can't make webs
Obviously Spider-Man is a misnomer.

>>93750452
webshooters handmade is the stupidest idea ever.
The first movie did it right with giving him genetical webshooters

>>93750870
>genetical
This isn't a word.

Anyone else feel like his webs in the movie were extremely weak compared to the comis and TV shows?

>tfw Fisk representatives shitpost on your anonymous imageboard

You fags have nothing better to do.

>>93750314
Peter has occasionally taken on different, non-spider themed hero monikers when the heat gets too bad.