So tell me /co/, how did you become a superhero? Did you do the

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>>93748501
>not being a super villain
I stick cats up trees all the time and laugh at you losers

I was an intern sidekick who assisted different types of superheros for 2 years, my life was nothing but hell for that time because sidekicks won't get useful superpowers until they become superheros.

I mean seriously, all I was able to do during those years was levitate objects that were less than 5 kg, that's why they stuck me with superheroes who did tons of property damage and I had to personally handle all of their legal papers.

i shot myself with a radioactive bullet and now i have powers of incredible suicidal depression

>teleports behind you
nothing much, personelly i just wanted to be a hero

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>>93748501
I'm powered by the power of Jesus Christ!

i tried to jump off a building, and figured out i could fly

now everybody wants me to do shit for them for free, if i have to get one more kite out of another god damn tree!

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I wanted to use my powers to fight strong people but said strong people kept putting civilians in harms way so I have to keep saving them.

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building a huge business, being physically fit, having a bunch of super science, and having to fight for America in the cold war.

Fell in a vat.

>>93749949
Of what

>>93750043
Morrigans....his never-ending erection is the source of his powers.