Rank them.

>>93748030
Holland > Tobey > Spider-man in elsa video > 5 year old kid in Halloween costume > Andrew

>>93748030
Holland is just such a twink jesus christ

I don't mind Spider Man being slim and short, it's just they took a guy with literally NO BALLS

holland>tobey>andrew

>>93748030
pizza time

Holland > Seabiscuit > Giraffeneck

>>93748113
I'm not paying for these.

>>93748066
>Spider-man in elsa video
harsh

>>93748030
Garfield >= Holland >>>>>>>>>>>>> kid in Halloween costume >>>>>>>> Maguire

>>93748161
Aren't those videos trying to brainwash kids or something?

Holland feels so different than the other two.

Holland > Garfield > Tobey

Nicholas Hammond > all.

Holland > Tobey > Garfield

Holland is like a needle in the haystack.

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Tobey=Tom>Andrew

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>>93748030
Tobey >>> Holland >>>> Andrew

>>93748200
Give them fetishes so depraved it'll make /co/ look like a PTA meeting

>>93748030
Original trilogy with Tobey was the best, but he wasn't the best actor.

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>>93748030
>Spider Man
Holland>Andrew>Tobey

>Peter Parker
Holland>Tobey>Andrew

>>93748030
Tobey>Tom. Never saw ASM so I can't judge Andrew.

>>93748732
At least he wasn't Tony's bitch boy.

>>93748030
by sexually appealing?
GARFIELD, GARFIELD, GARFIELD

>>93748692
Fuck. Wonder if /x/ is still figuring that out.

>>93748692
Did you know that boners work the same way as spider-legs? The reason spiders curl up when they're killed is because the way they move is by engorging their individual legs with blood in proper sequence, causing them to extend and withdrawing the blood to make them contract and pull the spider along.

>>93748771
This is accurate.

>>93748849
So what you're saying is that my dick is Spider-man?

>>93748911
I'm saying every man has a giant, hairless spider-leg for a dick. OR that spiders have 8 tiny, hairy dicks.

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>>93748911
They DO both shoot web...

>>93748030
Holland > Tobey > dogshit >>>>>>>>> Andrew

>>93748771
Found the marvel shill

>>93748030
Tobey: Good Parker, Crappy Spidey
Andrew: Shitty Parker, Decent Spidey
Tom: Decent Parker, Good Spidey

Tobey > Andrew > Holland

garfield > toby > tom

>>93748030
what kind of ranking? kill/fuck/marry? i am not gay

>>93749376
I'm not either but I'd fuck Holland's boi pucci

>>93749376
Kill Toby, Fuck Holland, Marry Garfield

>>93748030
>Peter
Maquire>Holland>>>>>>>Woody Allen
>Spidey
Holland>Garfield>Maquire

>>93748066
This. Put Kid from DPiddy video before Toby though

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>>93748911

>>93748030
>For the suits
Tobey > Tom > Andrew

>For the character
Tom > Tobey > Andrew

>>93748979
You might want to get that checked out

>>93748030
Marry Holland, F Garfield, Kill Tobey

>Spiderman causes a ferry to almost sink and a plane to crash within the city
>Jameson is nowhere to be seen
What kind of Spiderman movies is this?

>>93750794
Tony branded Jameson as fake news

>>93750794
>here's tomorrow's headline "Did Spiderman almost causee another 9/11?"

>>93748030
Peter:
Holland > Maguire (too mopey and a push-over) > Garfield (too normie/ADD)

Spidey:
Holland > Garfield > Maguire

As movies:
Maguire > Holland > Garfield

Maguire's were great Superman movies.

>>93750794
Why did the Spider-Man movies abandon Jameson after Spider-Man 3? Did they just think J.K. Simmons could never be topped?

>>93751000
Terry Crews could replace him. Not top him, but go in a different/self-aware enough direction that it would still work.

Ultimately I think these last few movies have been too hectic to be able to want to spend time on a character that requires no special effects.

>>93751038
For MCU Spider-Man, Marvel doesn't want to use characters like Osbourne and Jameson because they'd have to pay Sony (I think, or there's some other Sony-related issue) to use them in other MCU movies. You couldn't use those characters in Spider-Man without using them in the larger universe.

>>93751107
I doubt it. They could perfectly be confined to the Spidey movies.

>>93751107
Osborn, maybe, but Jameson doesn't need to exist outside of Spider-Man.

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Toby>Holland>Garfield
If you disagree you're underage or literally retarded.