Human Zoo

Pink diamond is as big a biofag as Rose and wanted her own harem. BD just keeps it going because she'll do anything to have a constant reminder of Pink to keep crying about

>>93747046
thats like asking why you havent deleted her number off your phone yet

>>93747046
so this is the only good lucking human in the zoo?post more.

>>93747208
I don't even remember this human from the zoo.
>Filename
Oh, that's what that is.

>>93747046
Is the zoo even public to the denizens of Homeworld?
What do they even feed the humans?
Is there a human petting zoo for the saplings to enjoy?

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>>93747208
you shitting on J10, brah?

>>93747046
OP doesn't know what a zoo is. That's all this thread is about.

>>93747046
Homeworld's plan for Earth would have made it uninhabitable for biological life. Pink Diamond wanted to preserve humans as a species from extinction the same way we keep pandas in zoos. No weird sexual shit or master plans, just some hippy-hippy sentiment. Remember, humans are just animals to the gems.

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>>93747046
>>post a gender-bender version of a character when there is a real woman.

>>93747046
those thighs really aren't broad enough to suit that bust

>>93747523
wait so that's female steven in OP's pic?

>>93747238
They called it a zoo but it was more like a natural reserve.

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>>93747046
The same as an animal zoo you cretin

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>>93747046
fetish fuel

>>93747573
The filename says that it's an older Connie.

>>93747592
isn't a reserve a segment of natural land partitioned for the wild life? I think an artificially created and maintained environment counts as a zoo

>>93747468
Great one, anon. But humans aren't just "animals" for them, because, if was, they was keep in zoo other Earth's animals too like cows, horses, dogs, etc.

The Diamonds have conquered other planets, yes? Pink was probably just keeping samples of the dominant species of planets the gems took over.

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What characters would be a bad idea to keep in the zoo

This is my pick

>>93747616
the hair confused me,and steven design is never the same in the episodes.

Man, Zooman life is pretty sweet.

>Stress free life
>Guaranteed companion for fun and snu snu
>Famethyst bro guards

Say what you will about the Diamonds, but Pink seemed to put effort into making sure the Zoomans were happy and safe.

>>93747616
seems more a female version of the male zoo prisoner.

>>93747706
ur mum cuz she'd eat all the food there

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what would happens if you bring sex to the zoo people ?

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>>93747706

>>93747734
an alarming lack of fiction though. Like, they barely even had any oral tradition despite being there for thousands of years

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>That brown dude in the zoo that looks like stevonnie

>>93747751
They already have the sex. You just have to be genetically choosened in order to make baby.

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>>93747741

>>93747751
the fuck did you think The Choosening entailed? a rousing game of pattycake?

>>93747751

They already had sex, you simpleton. What do you think the Choosening was about?

>>93747768
They didn't need it. They had a little voice telling them everything they needed to know.

>>93747768
The little voice seemed to keep language going for them.

>>93747782
>>93747774
It's probably a Peridot that does the choosening

>>93747046
What's the point of rock collections?

>>93747668
But Peridot explicitly treated Steven like he was vermin that was in the way, and the way she filled out her report made Aquamarine and Topaz believe the same. They collected humans as though they were mere samples.

Pink Diamond way have been more sentimental, saw humans as more special kinds of animals that would actually talk and whatnot, but as we saw with Blue Agate, regular gems see human speech as just noise. Yellow and Blue don't share that fondness for humans, they just keep the zoo going to preserve Pink's wishes.

It's like how we make habitats for apes exclusively. Not every nature preserve has to be like Noah's Arc.

What would happen if a human who carried a plague was brought into The Zoo?

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Hey atleast steven got his ear's pierced

>>93747872
I'd assume that examination Steven went through would catch something like that.

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this has always bothered me

can Steven even have kids and if so will they have gems?

>>93747706
The Thing.

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>>93747803
>the choosening is just a Peridot autistically shipping the Zoomans

>>93747886
it was magnets

>>93747886
>his ear's

fucking really, anon? you better not have been posting on a phone, that means you went out of your way to fuck up your punctuation

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>>93747927
What if when Steven and Connie's baby is born, Connie disappears and its a new baby in her place?

>>93747046
The Diamonds are trying to engineer the perfect shota.

>>93747927
odds are steven can have kids and they will not be gems (there might be something else weird with them tho)

>>93747927
He can probably have kids without gems. I think the guidebook they published back then implied that Rose could have given birth to Steven without having to sacrifice herself

>>93747616
Connie is female
The OP is an older Connie
there is no gender bender involved

>>93748040
ok, my mistake.

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>>93747803
>>93747972
>the choosening is just a Peridot autistically shipping the Zoomans
>she ships the amethysts with the zoomans

>>93747972

I wonder what that shit was like when Peridots were first introduced as a Gem type.

>"I call these ones 'Peridots.' They're sleek, efficient, and technologically-minded. They've got analytical personalities and mechanical inclinations, so they're perfect to function as engineers and kindergarten technicians."
>"Excellent, excellent. Now what's this little note I'm seeing down in the corner?"
>"Oh, that's... yeah. Small personality flaw. It seems if you don't keep them constantly busy, they pair other Gems off and try to get them to fuck."

>>93748119
Replace "fuck" with "fuse"

>>93747046
By now they should be so inbred that they would have ridiculous birth defects.

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i really hope Steven doesn't stay with Connie when he gets older.

Your first gf is usually a learning process, I wish more cartoon showed that it take time and experience to learn what you want in a relationship.

What you want in a relation when your 13 is much different than what you want when your 30.

>>93748243
Steven is going to be a tiny bb forever. Connie will move on.

>>93748243
Connie and Steven are already everything they want in each other. Connie wants a life filled with magic and adventure, and Steven wants someone that makes him feel like that's normal.

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>>93747468
Does that technically make it bestiality if a gem gets off to seeing humans fucking

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>>93748384
>>93747468
I mean it could happen

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>Showing your friend a video of you being birthed

>>93747046
I'd poo in her loo

>>93747046
What's the point of a regular zoo?

To go look at weird animals.

Which Beach City residents would have the least trouble adapting to their new life as zoo exhibits?

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>>93749147
>Animalistic sluts and assigned marriages
I dunno about beach city residents but I'd be pretty okay with fucking a qt I was choosened with on a daily basis

>>93749147
Greg, he went pretty well with it. Jaime probably would too.

>>93749147
The Cool Kids probably.
Atleast until they get the gravity of the situation it seems like a pretty chill place where you do nothing but hang out and fuck eachother. So it'd pretty much be the same thing they always do.
Sourcream might have an issue without themusic.

>>93747046
It's a private zoo, just like Michael Jackson had.

>>93748012
>Chops
Guess they're poor in the future, buying knock of Chaps.

>>93747046
It's rather strange that all the humans were so willing to obey the voice. I know it's a cartoon but humans tend to rebel and fuck up everything they can get their hands on even if they live a pampered life.

>But it's all they no and everythins perfect!

Realistically not every human would blindly follow what they've been instructed to do. Intentionally or accidentally. Even a lot of ancient human myths are based around mortals fucking with beings they considered gods.

If these were actually (well written) humans, they would have probably found ways to exploit or at least be curious about why and how everything works.

>>93748949
zoos do a fuckton to preserve and rehabilitate animals

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>>93747046
>The pic I commissioned and posted in a random thread now is the OP image of this one

Feels good to see this around here

What I want to know above all is whether or not the Zoomans are mandated to wear those tribal outfits and what for what purpose? The gems visiting or working in the zoo wouldn't care if these primitive beasts were roaming around the exhibits in the nude seeing as how they are asexual beings and most of the humans wouldn't mind wearing clothes given that they're no longer bound by social taboos anymore.
That'd be like us forcing apes and monkeys to wear clothes because we're too prude to see animals related to us bare.

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>ywn be abducted and put into space island sex camp

>>93747046
THE SAME POINT AS ANY ZOO, DUMBASS.
TO LOOK AT ANIMALS FROM THE PLACES TOO FAR TO VISIT.

>>93747094
Probably this. I have a suspicion that Pink had a thing for organic life and probably wanted to preserve it. That would be one explanation for her only having 1 planet and for it taking hundreds of years to prosecute a campaign against the Crystal Gems.

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>>93747706
Few things in life matter more to me in this moment than seeing pic related set loose in the zoo. Can you imagine the reaction that those snowflakes would have if an infected person got dropped in and popped in front of them?

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>>93748887
>showing your friend a live reenactment of your own birth in the same hole

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>>93751324

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>>93747706

This is mine.

Actually putting ANY type of Heartless in the Zoo would be a bad idea.

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>>93747706
This is where the fun begins.

>>93749935
Basically resistance was bred out

Can't rebel if you don't know how

>>93751087
>>93750187
i don't know why but i always liked the lack of "lips" in cartoon characters.
they remind me of those giant african lips.

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>>93747706
Probably a bad idea.

>>93747046
The Human Zoo concept is... fucked up, but pretty fucking hot.

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>>93747741

>>93747046
Admit it, you'd all do a feral breeding age Connie wouldn't you?

>>93748317
This. Poor kid will probably start looking old when he starts feeling old, after all the shit that has happened to him, all the people that left him, he probably will look like that crying man from that horrible episode about the comedic duo and the future vision.

>>93751959
Children are defiant without knowing shit. If anything defiance and turning things on their head is a basic human instinct rooted at the core of human behavior and evolution. Can be quelled in some, but not all.

>>93755612
I'm pretty sure over those thousands of years, any difficult humans got chucked out the airlocks. Those humans don't get to breed while the obedient ones do. Eventually, the gene line is going to be all natural submissives

>>93747046
>>93747094
>>93750777
Pink was killed because she wanted to preserve Earth.

>>93747972
Where's a drawfag when you need one!

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>>93747046
Thank you Anon.

>>93750046
Kids cartoon, although now i want a comic or an adult cartoon that exploit this plot the way you describe it... oh great anon you gave me a new fetish.

>>93757145
You mean simians dressed in loose fitting costumes?

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>>93747706
The Nutshack had a whole episode about pic related where he impregnated every female in town to give birth to smaller versions of himself, fucking maniac would make small work of the zoo

>>93751324
>not posting the animated version.
Damnit. I didn't save it and I can't find it.

>>93757401
actually...
>alien race manage to conquer earth
>those aliens hunt humans to keep them in zoos
>the captured humans are forced to be naked as animals
>the plot is that the humans that were not captured try to survive, save the captured humans and defeat the aliens.

>>93758919
A few of the captive humans develop an exhibitionism fetish by giving the visiting aliens an up-close look at how humans stimulate themselves sexually

>>93747046
pink diamond was in on the rebellion. she made the human zoo to serve as a back up human population. In case things went badly and earth was Gem-formed.

>>93748180
Potentially, but we dont really know how many humans were in the zoo at first and there could have easily been enough to maintain a large enough gene pool to prevent inbreeding for a looooooong time

>>93759852
They were also coupled by the Gems operating the Zoo, so they were able to keep it functioning.

>>93759872
Thats true, but it also relies on the gems knowing what inbreeding is, which is entirely possible but also debatable. Maybe they didnt know at first and started noticing something wrong after a few generations.

My question is why they're speaking English since the Gem War where most of these people were harvested took place thousands of years ago. Shouldn't they maybe be speaking something that evolved from some older prehistoric language?

>>93760005
I'm pretty sure they're aware, since otherwise they'd be making moonshine and raping fat guys they stumble across.

>>93747046
>>93756499
Wait, that's supposed to be Connie if she went with Steven and was trapped there?

>>93760007
Gems created English if you really need some kind of lore explanation.

>>93760007
I mean if anything they should be speaking some gem language but because
>sci-fi rules
the gems speak english so

>>93760055
It's Connie if she were much older.

>>93754084
"FUCKING HIPPIES"!

>>93747046
The same reason we make Zoos.

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>>93760116
Yes, that's what I meant by trapped there.

>>93760195
so rich people can seem generous and community/nature minded while their enterprise strangles the life from the earth?

But what if too many zoos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPjSgmWHnqQ

>>93747777

You wasted a perfectly good set of quads for this garbage, I hope you're happy.

>>93747046
and here we have the human exhibit, oooh we are in for a treat today, our resident male steven is ready for mating, his human horn is at full attention, and his mate connie is on all fours and presenting herself.

>>93747610
and this>>93747523 aint?
racist

>>93760419
not >>93747777 but i was happy

>>93760007
what do you think the earrings are for, decoration? They are for communication not only with the Zoo, but with each other.
And you don't recall that Greg was alone with the zoomans for a while and taught them English?

>>93751831

I have to admit, I would watch Makuta Teridax vs. the Diamonds. That fight would shatter planets.

The Diamonds would lose because they don't have the power of teamwork, friendship and THE GOLDEN MAAAAASKS

>>93751282
>Zoo gets wiped out in an afternoon
>BD abandons it no being able to take failing to preserve PD dream anymore so she hands it over to YD
>YD keeps putting humans and other animals in there because she gets a kick out of watching organics fight to the death against the xenomorphs
>Whole thing turns into a spectator sport for homeworld

>>93747706
Howdy. I'm Flowey, Flowey the Flower

>>93747046
More annoying humans for Steven to interact with so the crew can avoid showing any of the interesting parts of Homeworld.