What courses was Steve taking in college?

>>93733449
he wasn't taking he was teaching how to score moms 101
Dude was drowning in milf pussy.

>>93733449
>Sniffing Cocaine out of a prostitute's tits 101.

He left the show because He was prematurely balding and didn't want his hair loss on tv. He's a musician now.

>>93733586
Lucky son of a bitch.

>>93733449

How to prevent premature balding.

He failed.

>>93733449
When it showed the college, there was some guy juggling in the background, so my dad said it was clown college.

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Maybe Steve decided to up his clue-finding game and studied forensics/CSI stuff.

>>93733449
He became a detective

>>93733586
What was it about Steve that made him so popular with moms? I remember both my mom and sister had a crush on him.

>>93733449
Hair dressing.

What's Joe gonna show?

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>>93733449
Teaching ESL and "professional" gaming

>>93733449
as a kid i didnt know what pepper was so i was confused by the salt and pepper shakers
thats the only thing i remember about blues clues

>>93734470
Upbeat, energetic, good with kids, non-threatening guy. Has a dog, house, and aspirations.

Steve was a pretty cool dude.

>>93735037
Jesus, what happened to him?

>>93735278
>shaves head
>puts on a pair of glasses
>unrecognizable

You're one of those people who can't tell that Clark Kent is Superman, aren't you?

>>93735305
LOL

>>93735305
he didint actually shave it himself, he just went bald from what i remember in an interview

>no one links his music
its actually pretty good imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tTAYmF97yA

>>93735278
He became Fantano lol

>>93734470
Because think about it.
You're a mom, you're pretty much forced to watch the shit your kids watch and obviously a good chunk are going to say "yeah I'd fuck that guy"
That's probably half the real appeal of celebrity.
Getting a bunch of eyes on you, and people attracted to you are aware you exist in the first place.

You sorta see it in action on 4chan. Look at how many niche waifus we have on here.

>>93735937
>its actually pretty good

*it's actually pretty good

>>93737289
kys

>>93733449
Officially he majored in shapes, I think.

>>93733449
Majored in Forensic Studies
Pre-Algebra, Russian Liturature, Theoretical Physics... Y'know, the usual.

>>93737579
This made me dumb laugh.

So, geometry? Mathematics? Meteorology? Murderonomy & murderology?

>>93737602
One of these things is not like the others

I imagine he was disappointed when the furniture at college didn't talk to him.

>>93737641
Literally shapes. And colors.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/steve-burns-finally-confirms-why-he-left-blues-clues_us_5848f46ce4b0d0aa037f422e
>Steve has gone to college and he majors in shapes and colors and he’s in the middle of doing his thesis on shapes and colors and he’s come back very professorial.

>>93737798
He must have really been into the kindergarten gig.

>>93737433
*Kill yourself.

>>93741422
Now I know what the kids means when they post "kys" in online forums. Thank you, Mr. Anonymous.

>>93737798
He needed to go to school to solve the mystery of Blue's clues

>>93733449
Gender Studies and Attack Helicopter Aerial Aerobics.

>>93733449
All I know is that he's captain of his university's Hopscotch team, which personally I think is another word for one of the school's sex sorority

>>93733449
Wow steve's a fucking manlet