The Superman

>>93726070
fuck with politicians I dislike

>>93726070
Bootstrap the world into a multi-planet polity. The very first thing would be to go to NASA and ISA and start ferrying things up into orbit for them.

>>93726070
Think up better shitposts

I would fly top speed into space and look at Earth. Then probably fly back to earth and fly around the planet and if i happen to see/hear someone in danger I'd help em out.

>>93726070
I would be Superman. But there are no publishers writing my life who have to remain relatively apolitical so >>93726157

>>93726070
do good but do more practical things instead of waiting for accidents.

I could take out organised crime, like drug cartels and people trafficking
stop invasions
take out Isis. I could then apply pressure to certain governments to be more humane, like North Korea.

I would also take a no kill stance because if someone like superman existed people would be shit scared. It would also make me look good and encourage people to cooperate with me.

I would have to stop armies by taking away their vehicles weapons (if they went to war ill equipped and die that's their decision).

Finally have the strength to kms

>>93726157
Yeah. Maybe if I was bored, I would go full Miracleman on every world government.

>>93726070
I'd kill racism by killing all non-whites and muslims
inb4 /pol/
you asked for it.

>>93727486
>implying the racist wouldn't just change who is considered "white"

Mentally challenged fuckers with a need to have an enemy in the form of "the other" will never run out of targets, anon. First it will be the Jews, then Mediterraneans, then they will turn on each other for the most superficial differences.

>>93727582
>implying Irish, Italians, and Spaniards are white.

>>93727486
>>93727582
if you want to go down that route you'll be better off declaring yourself Emperor and imposing a one world government.

same language, same clothes, same/no religion

>>93726070
Disarm the Norks and give all their arms to South Korea so they can easily take their country back, kill ISIS, take all the rapefugees back to their shit deserts, build the wall, disarm Africa, throw all known gang members/antifa/moronic Swedes into the sun, build the pipeline, then to finish off my afternoon of saving the world tell the President you're welcome.

>>93726070
First I would destroy a planet for the sake of it.
Then I would just take what I want when I want.

Fly as high as I can and look around, to start. After that, I guess try to do what I believe to be right.

>>93727922
Yes. Flying comes first.

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>>93726070
I would unleash an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL and take over the world, become emperor, force people to build monuments in my (not existant) honor, capture a lot of girls to make them my personal sex slaves and make everyone worship me...
don't lie to me Anon, you would do the same.

I'd make my own life easier. Super speed my way to work and home, all the little things. You know, selfish things.

>>93726070
Be Injustice Superman but with no one to stop me.

>>93726502
Sounds like what Superman was doing at the beginning of Injustice. Then he just went mad.

>>93726070
jerk off

>>93727329
Super durability.

>>93726070
Exploit it for money.

>>93728367
to be honest, I would probably keep my cool until I encounter a peadophile ring and then just snap and start vapourising people.

>>93726070
I wouldn't want to be discovered because that would lead to everyone trying to figure out who I am, and my life would never be peaceful. I would probably just live my life normally, while secretly helping people whenever I can. Maybe find a way to get rick quick somehow to I can live in comfort.

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>>93726070
SEE THIS SHIT?

THIS SHIT REPRESENTS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY AND IS THE ENTIRE REASON WHY 3RD WORLD SHITHOLES CANT GET OFF THE GROUND

I'M GOING TO GRAB THE ENTIRE FAMILY TREE OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT.

POLITICIANS TAKING MONEY SO THEY'D LOOK THE OTHER WAY? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

THE BUSINESSMEN WHO FUCKS EVERYONE OVER JUST SO THEY COULD MAKE AN EXTRA BUCK? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

EVERY SINGLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER WHO HELPED BUILT THIS THING? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

THE SUPPLIERS OF THE MATERIALS NEEDED TO BUILD THIS THING THIS HIGH? I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING THE LAST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY TREE STILL ALIVE

NO. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR "IM JUST DOING MY JOB AND I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED" EXCUSE. THIS SHIT IS WRONG

After that, I'd "highly suggest" everyone dropping their guns because this entire country is under my protection now.

And I mean EVERYONE

Punch anyone who says Goku would beat Superman in the face.

>get a job using my ability to fly around in space
>lead a mostly normal life otherwise

>>93726070
Read Secret Identity.

Freak out because I don't want the government/world governments to capture me and experiment on me

>>93728367
And he was doing just fine until Diana

>>93728355
Same here, man. My only fear would be people trying to conscript me. Even though they couldn't harm me they could still go after family and loved ones.

>>93728889
that's not an issue
you're fucking superman, kryptonite doesn't exist, and there are no wizards probably

>>93728976
They could still easily capture of loved one if they manage to figure out who he is. And while yes he could easily kill them. Not everyone wants to kill because the moment you do you're viewed as a monster and no one will trust you anymore.

If I got Superman powers what stops from other shit to start
I'll be the catalyst of a fucking huge shitstorm

I'll get blue spandex, trunks and a red cape

Save a kitty from falling of a tree and fight an alien overlord

>>93726180
>first thing would be to go to NASA and ISA and start ferrying things up into orbit for them
This guy gets it. The moon done will be ready in no time

I'd fly off to a wide open area that has no one around, lay down on the ground and jerk it to settle once and for all if Superman's jizz really does fly off with the explosive force of a rocket or a bullet.

>>93728976
>>93729119
Depends on what level of Superman we're talking about here

I can get a building dropped on me, I can get bombarded by missiles, nuked etc. I'm not saying it would be easy but it's not impossible.

>>93726070
Travel the world, fuck people. Remain mysterious. People can't find me or shit'll happen. I'll save people Anonymously. Maybe post on 4chan for shits and giggles, changing IPs like I change locations. Make people believe it's an elaborate hoax on there.

Super-read books to be super-smart.

At worst, I'd be known by the governments, but never killed. My family's safety, however, is paramount. But, if I remain hidden and never bleed, I can hide for their protection.

Super-hearing is going to be hard, though. I know the OP probably presumes that we'll control our Kryptonian abilities, but it'd still make me feel guilty. Hearing for cries of help, you'll hear so many voices and never be able to be everywhere at once. I'd try and make a policy for myself: no heroics unless they are in the area I'm occupying and not an outrageous distance.

When my family dies and their descendants live on, then I'll come out to the world officially, but remain vague of my background.

As for killing...? Try to avoid it at all cost. BUT. If it is unavoidable, I have to take that chance. By God I wish I wouldn't have to because taking a life is a powerful, powerful thing. A wholoe LIFE is worth so much and we take it for granted. Your life is full of things you'll have and no one else. The moment your first remember, the ones you may continue to remember...taking lives is a last resort. BUT, if for whatever reason I have to choose between the death of one who wishes to live versus one who is willing to murder, I will kill the one if it means saving another.

I doubt there'd be many (if any) instances where this could happen though. I'm strong and I'm fast; I can pull the knife you have against a girl's throat faster than you can say "I'll kill her, I swear!".

I'd also make routine attempts to freeze the arctic and antarctic with my breath, if possible.

The one thing that really worries me, though? How long I'll have to live such a lifestyle.

>>93726070
Be disappointed they aren't mind control powers.

Unless it's silver age bullshit and I have Super-hypnotism

Burn the White House to the ground. Burn the Saudi-Arabian royal family to the ground. Kill off everyone that's a part of the Big Oil lobby. Generally, just kill everyone that's a part of humanity's future extinction.

What's a few murders when you can save mankind?

>>93729310
That's what injustice sups said and look at him now.

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Be disappointed I wasn't Kara.

Kill all liberals, socialists, and communists to keep them from destroying civilization

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>>93726070
>what would you do? Be honest

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>>93729497
injustice supes had batman as the thorn on his shiny red ass

Literally everyone on that planet was dealing with superman's supposedly very bad regime but batman kept fucking shit up and trying to overthrow him because of muh joker

just look at this shit. Do those people look like they're cowering in fear? The only one who still gives a shit about superman was batman

Probably not a whole lot different. Fly about a bit for fun, then just carry on with my life with the added confidence knowing you could kill literally everyone on the planet gives you.

I'd fly to the white house and dump Trump in Mexico. Fly to North Korea and kill tubby. Fly over to Russia and punt Putin to the moon. Kidnap Scarlet Johansson.

>>93727632
This is exactly what he means. People like you are the reason why humanity is doomed

>>93726070
I'd try and save everyone.

All this edge

>>93730127
People like you who want to turn all races into a single mud pit are just as bad

Become Superman. Save people, but also perhaps fix certain problems around the world, like African warlords and whatnot.

I want to be a hero.

>>93726070
I would be a fucking super'hero'

I'd do what I wanted, helping people when I wanted and who the fuck could stop me if I also decided 'fuck this guy he's corrupt as shit' and vaporise him?

But also paedophile rings and cartels and all that shit? Gone in weeks as I track that shit down and destroy it all.

I'd save people, help people. Stop the bad. I would specifically target assassins and pedophiles, the latter is because I got traumatized on /tv/ after some anon used a spoiler and hid CP. I would feel like I would need to stop that because children shouldn't go through stuff like that. I'd try to stop all crime, even if it took me the rest of my life.

>>93727486
>>93727786
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>>93729745


Off to the Sun with you (and all like you)

>>93728370
>>93729211

Put them on 24/7 on every channel and tube site, naked

>>93726070
Prpbably try to go to space for a bit and sightsee.

>>93729211
Why do people think this is a thing?

If superman gets a cut, does his blood come gushing out like a geyser? It has to, right? I mean, his muscles are superhard and all that shit so it requires his equally hard heart to pump with the force of a thousand exploding suns, right?

>>93726070
Destroy North Korea

>>93732068
Ask all the morons that buy into Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.

>>93726070
I'd take a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind

>>93726070
Destroy muslims and the middle east.

>>93726070
Go to the gym and turn on my xray vision

I would quite my current job. I would make a living by fishing for bluefin tuna with my bare hands. I would help out here and there but I would mostly keep to myself.

>>93726180
this. also try to help report crime that I hear. try not to just start killing assholes.

>>93726180
Could finally explore and get information on what's hiding down the depths of the ocean.

First, I would eat a mountain of churros.

>>93726157
LITERALLY fuck with politicians I dislike.

Imagine a world where all politicians everywhere had to live in fear that an unstoppable godlike being might swoop in and rape them without notice if they displease him.

>>93726303
So you'd be Superboy Prime?

>>93728392
That sounds like a good comic premise. A suicidal person accidentally gets Superman-level powers while attempting suicide. They still desperately want to die but now they literally can't, as far as anyone can tell, and now they have all this pressure on them from all sides to do things with their powers.

>>93726070
in all honestly i would probably rape all the girls ive orbited , murder/torture there boyfriends. rob a pizza delivery guy at eye-point. then maybe stop a doomsday device or some other capeshit.

>>93728775
Seems kind of shitty to collectively punish the families. What about the ones who weren't involved or who even actively tried to stop what their bad relative was doing, or fled them?

Seems like you should only target the people who actually did things.

>>93726070
I would fly. I would fly for probably like a day. I would visit places I'd always dreamed of visiting.

Go to the Southern tip of Africa, walk North destroying and killing anything I think is immoral.

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>>93733346
Anon, that's bad. Superman wouldn't like that.

>>93733223
This man is a man of taste.

>>93729611
You'd serve the Emperor? Praise be to the Emperor for your glorious choice, brother.

become the symbol of peace and justice probably

>>93731019
I'd record and distribute a series of Late 90s/early 2000s Nu-Metal revival albums.

Anyone who expressed anything negative about them in any way would be instantly killed. I would force every nation and institution to adopt my songs as their anthems, jingles, etc.

The entire world would constantly have to endure my angry, edgy nu-metal forever.

I actually do want to help people so I'd try to be a superhero, but I think realistically I'd get tired of it after a while with everyone making demands on me, constantly criticizing me because I didn't do enough or didn't prioritize the way they think I should, or they think I helped in the wrong way, etc.

I'd like to think I could learn to put up with all that, but in reality I'd probably eventually just say "fuck it" and quit, or only help when I really felt like it.

I would probably kill some politicians I dislike and try to do everything right, keep people under control, be a god.

But then again I really want to fuck this girl Claudia...maybe one little rape wouldn't hurt...

>>93732068
It sounds like Uber might be your cup of tea. Also, if that was the case, surely Batman's armoured head would have been blown off by a geyser of super cheekblood whenever he slashed Supe's cheek that one time

I'd travel the world (and my state), and steal shit

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>>93726070
>Be honest

I would go full Authority/Ozymandias and straighten out the world as the new god emperor.

Become the worlds greatest bodybuilder and fuck supermodels everyday.

>>93733353
The problem with killing the wrongdoers is that they dont learn their lessons. Not only that but it sets up a revenge plot for their kin. And if I kill those guys, it sets up another revenge plot for that kin's kins.

>>93733748
You dont understand.

I'm not saying it should. I'm saying its stupid to assume it should. Superman's tears doesnt jet out of his eyes like a fucking bullet so why would his jizz do?

>>93734210
>The problem with killing the wrongdoers is that they dont learn their lessons. Not only that but it sets up a revenge plot for their kin. And if I kill those guys, it sets up another revenge plot for that kin's kins.

But you'd be killing a lot of innocent people, people who might even also be fighting to solve the problem.

>>93732068
>>93734210

Maybe Superman is always keeping it under control, but during an orgasm he'd have a moment where he couldn't.

>>93732068
You do realize that you can train your muscles to cum harder right.
I can basically hit the opposite wall.

>>93734289
>Maybe Superman is always keeping it under control
Thats why I initially used heart and blood as my arguments. Because you cant control those

>>93734253
Thats the basic gist of my term as superman.
If I get pissed, really bad shit happens.
People purposely fucking other people over pisses me the fuck off.

>>93734667
>Thats why I initially used heart and blood as my arguments. Because you cant control those

Superman can.

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>>93734870
Can Superman make a sword out of blood like my japanese animes?

I volunteer for a job at pushing a heavy lever in a power plant to generate free energy. But I demand a million for it so I don't have to do much else.

>>93728775
What is that?

>>93735061
Yes, using a combination of super speed and super breath.

If Superman chose he could release a mist of blood that would rip through anyone standing near him like a Claymore mine going off.

>>93726070
Leave.

>>93735175
A hotel being built right behind the national monument. That area behind is supposedly protected by law to specifically prevent incidents like this from happening but it did so I'll leave it to your imagination on why and who fucked up where

>>93735126
>I volunteer
>free energy
>But I demand a million
Wut?

>>93733676
A little rape never hurt anyone, anon.

>>93734210
>Superman's tears doesnt jet out of his eyes like a fucking bullet so why would his jizz do?
Well we all know for a fact that when superman sneezed, he could blow planets out of orbit. Crying and bleeding isnt a good comparison.

>>93727632
Those are the only good whites you fucking idiots

Nordics are literally fucking retards

Fuck you Barbie Doll fucker

>>93726070

I'd make Superboy Prime look like Dennis The Menace.

There would be spying on women. I would check out men's genitalia too, but just because I have a small penis myself. I'd disintegrate anyone who would get in my way. I'd kill everyone who I feel like has ever wronged me. (And that's a lot of people.) I'd kill a bunch of celebrities. So actors, politicians and comic book writers. Fuck it, I'd just wipe out NY and Hollywood. I'd order people to make me statues. Basically there would be a lot of killing and genocide, but no rape. I mean, sure, I hate women but raping them would just be such a cliche.

>>93733368
I agree. This was the first thing in my mind

>>93726070
Purchase several months worth of canned food and fuck off into space for a little while.

>>93735310
the business would create stability and jobs for many families. you're a moron.

>>93735917
They couldnt build that somewhere else, faggot? It literally had to be in the view of every photograph ever taken from now to the end of the earth?

literally fly to the top of the Ozone figure out if i can breathe, fly to another galaxy meet aliens. maybe even help nasa with the space elevator. live my life as a treasure hunter(xray vision making this easy) pressure politicians into world peace, kill isis, go after the Mexican drug cartels make public mockery of the most dangerous men on the world, no killing...after isis. put a leach in Americas bad habit of being the worlds police.

I'd fly around a lot at first. But then I would do good.

>>93735966
society demands progress. you're government is shit because your past generations dint care, get over it.

>>93736109
fucking phone.

Yer mudda's ass.

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Pretty much this.

superfap

>>93726070
Use super speed to solve all crime invisibly and also use x-ray vision to investigate all plausible conspiracies then throw all big guys into the sun (deep state, secret organizations, etc.)

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>>93726070
>first check if I can breathe in space
>Then monitor the planet and stop most crime all at once
>Afterwords live a full life for 50 to 70 years, with make up to look older mind you
>fake a heart attack or car crash
>after my civilian identity dies, become the silent protector of America
>use superspeed and x-ray vision to end any crime I come across
> I am a bit of a devil though so I'd be in the nude while being silent protector

>>93736109
And thats why I'm fucking fixing it
What was so hard to get about that?

>you're government
You got that right its my fucking government if I become superman

>/pol/ spilling out of their containment board again

>>93736471
Public indecency is a crime. You'd have to arrest yourself.

>>93726070

I would travel the world, my life a near endless parade of rawdog one night stands. If they demand a condom, I'll poke a hole in it. The goal here is quantity, not quality. When enough time has passed and my super-progeny begin to emerge, I kick back and enjoy the ensuing chaos.

>>93726070
Step 1 Spend a week spying on everybody in the world, knowing every state secrets there are plus ocean and space exploring.
Step 2 Punch Trump in the face and then give him a free flight to a Mexican ghetto.
Step 3 Raze China and Taiwan to the ground with my heat vision.
Step 4 Kick Duterte in the nuts and then humiliate him on live Philipines television.
Step 5 Destroy all American black sites on Earth
Step 6 Killing almost all corrupt politicians in my country to make an example out of them.
Step 7 Make an official statement announcing my presence to the world.
Step 8 Actually try to fix the world by killing terrorists, cooling the artic glaciers, helping NASA and other space agencies with their programs, obliterating both Israel and Palestine governmental structure then build back a new government from scratch,...
Step 9 Control every aspect of Earth's technological development like AIs, WMDs and automation,...
Step 10 Build a huge palace on the moon and Mars and live there most of the time. Only returning to Earth when people stop doing what I told or when war and natural disaster happen.
Keep doing this until humanity has spread themselves across the stars and are advanced enough to not need my help.

>>93737349
>Step 4 Kick Duterte in the nuts and then humiliate him on live Philipines television.
Pls dont.

Doing so would just hand over the country back to the oligarchs and we'd be stuck in the same situation USA is in right now.

>>93737349
I'd keep my neet cave on earth, maybe in a volcano. Flying from the moon to earth every time I wanna use the internet sounds tedious af

>>93726070
I'd try to live up to it.

Superman is my favorite capeman

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>>93736527
The greatest crime the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Thus the greatest hero is the greatest villain, because no one would know he'd exist

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>>93737349

These too, straight to the sun

>>93733478
>>93735351
>>93736638


Also gets tossed straight to the sun, but slowly

>>93733223
Straight to a nutritionist and dietician

>>93734108
Straight to self-esteem school

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>All these people thinking if they just murder a few dozen people all the worlds problems will be solved

>>93739369

Sir, I am kickstarting the evolution of humanity here. You can't make a chicken without fertilizing some eggs.

>>93739562
Why do you think I would stop with just a few dozen? I'm well aware of the fact that if I start killing people, others would revolt.

They should die too.

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Field trip!

>>93739562
more like a dozen million people.

>>93729255
I want to be this as well. I think first thing would be to determine the limits of my strength and speed and reaction time, and then otherwise go to disaster zones and save people. I'd also find a way to pay for the therapists I'll need for hearing so many people die, but as long as I can make an impact I would do that.

In offtime that I'd make, I'd definitely get around to drawing my comic ideas.

>>93726070
I would become the world's best everything.
Then cry because I can't shoot myself anymore.

The only truly right answer is shitpost about it on 4chan. Anyone who says anything else is a liar.

>>93729639
>cafe
>not café
>in France
Mon dieu, ce n'est pas si difficile.

>>93726070
Play with lions

>>93727632
>implying slavs, anglos, and nords are either

>>93726070
I'll find love Maybe there's a Lois Lane out their for me ;_;

I'd use X-Ray Vision to find ALL the currently unused fossil fuel in the world. Then I'd steal or vaporize it.


And then, the waiting game.

>>93726070
Space, the final frontier. As a super man it is my duty to boldly go and stick my dick in dark matter to determine if it exists or if everyone's math is wack.

>Explore the moons of jupitor and conduct research
>Send spaceships to space extremely cheaply
>Generate power from my eyebeams to power America
>Fly to the other side of the galaxy looking for alien life by making huge as fuck messages

>>93739369
>>93731645
But if you kill them, you'll be just like them! Seriously

>>93731645
>Off to the Sun with you (and all like you)
And obtain ultimate power becoming practically a god? Yes please!

>>93726070
Put on some clothes and get an amazing breakfast.

>>93726070
I'd do my best to live up to the ideal of helping others, to be humble, to listen without prejudice.
I would be proactive, instead of reactive.
I'd go after corruption first.

Since Superman gets new powers on the fly, I'd just sit about ten feet away from the sun until I develop "Make waifus real" powers.

And then I'd not share that power with anybody.

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Fly up to space take a pic and fuck over the retarded flat earthers
Destroy all Communist countries
destroy Israel
Start a nationalist movement in Germany,America and England.
All would be well.

>>93737349
>attack a politician cause is killing druggies
>has an approval rating western politicians would kill for
>Taiwan as a target
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
/co/mblr really does have no idea about the world outside the burbs. Thank God you people aren't in politics

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>>93726070
saving the world, no apoligize will given

>>93726070
Take a walk around the world to easy my troubled mind.

>>93733018
Would you also leave your body lying somewhere in the sands of time?

>>93726070
Decide to not kill myself and pick a cozy planet near the sun and build my own world.

>>93726070
I think the first thing I'd do would be to visit someone whom I deeply respect to ask their opinion on some of the moral quandaries relating to Superman... Grant Morrison (No, seriously, he knows Supes, of course i'd visit him)

Taking what he says into account, this might change of course, but I'd probably do the actual Clark/Superman act. Try and live my regular life while also being Superman, stopping major crimes, helping to improve infrastructure for third world nations, etc.,

I'd make a definite point of not kowtowing to the US government, however. Gitmo goes down, DAPL is stopped, i'd probably do the whole dangle Trump by his ankle over a tall building thing and put some of the fear of god into him. But i'd also likely wipe out ISIS.

As for killing, only in currently existing military conflict zones for the time being.

>>93726070

Nothing. I'd lay low and use my powers subtly for personal gain because this is the real world and waving your super dick all over it is going to get either you or everyone you care about in trouble.

You'd be fucked either way though. They're going to find out.

>>93733353
Killing the families is an extremely powerful form of deterrence, I've seen its effectiveness. Plenty of people willing to talk, even when insurgents were targeting and killing (even some innocents) our informants. When that changed to killing the whole family, info just dried up.

>>93726070
Swim in the sun, then go blow up pluto.

>Keep a low profile initially, investigate the world for other possible supers.
>Investigate my powers and develop and understanding of them. Weaknesses? limits? how do super senses function?
>Hunt down and kill three particular individuals
>Make a public debut carrying act regular acts of LEO and first responders
>Also proactively breaking down criminal organisations.
>Investigate Authorities for misconduct, e.g. hypothetical pedo rings etc. Bring down justice upon them.
>Hide majority and limits of powers, particularly super senses. If enemies don't know you're full abilities, they can't plan properly.
>End Syrian civil war, obliterate ISIS. Force Assad to make some concessions and a general amnesty for refugees to return to Syria.
>Regularly patrol coasts of both EU and UK. USA if they ask nicely. turn back immigrants.
>Try and recreate a Europeans Ethnostate via indirect means
>Give up and declare my authority, create a new Pax Superman.

>>93744100
id visit moz not just for that reason but also because his master plan has obviously come to fruition and fiction is becoming reality

I'd probably lay low and test my powers finding out my limits or weaknesses

I could either go Black Adam or Superman about it to be honest depending on public acceptance

>>93746002
>I'm a /pol/ nazi dumbfuck turboautist

could've stopped there

>>93744531
>not sticking a bunch of rocks onto Pluto to increase its mass so it can be a planet again

It would be impossible for a Superman to co-exist in the real world within the current system. Of course they would be politicised, whether they want to or not. If they don't do it themselves, then the press and politicians will do it for them. Not to mention the massive repercussions on for international relations.

Say Superman pops up in a western nation. UK, USA, whatever. They instantly throw the entire world order into chaos. Do they declare their loyalty to the nation? If so, that nation suddenly becomes the most powerful nation in the world. China, Russia, other western powers, all suddenly aware that they could be crushed on a whim. What if Superman makes a statement on a political topic e.g. Erdogan, South China Sea, Russian bombing in Syria, European refugee crisis? Then people will be asking why doesn't Superman intervene in failed states etc. Should Superman put his powers at the service of the government? Superman and his senses make him aware of any crimes with a huge range. Is he obliged to report them to the state? Walk into a major city and see how crimes going on within "range." A lot of dirty secrets getting aired.

What if Superman holds some views that are at odds with society? Most people have issues with society, and want some sort of change. Superman's power makes it difficult for even simple statements to not seem likes demands. Its like a man with a huge army at his heels walking into a small town and asking for a free loaf of bread. The people are not legally or morally obliged to give him that free bread, but "the implication" - intended or not. And then there is the issue of people who disagree with Superman. Lets say Superman is like >>93746002 and feels strongly about immigration. Starts strictly enforcing immigration laws, turning in illegals en mass. Then >>93746094 can't do anything. Even a dictator has to be careful to maintain the loyalty of the armed forces. Superman can ignore anyone and everyone.

>>93726070
First I take my time to find the human truths.
Trump, the jews, Russia, migration, terrorism, genocide. I'll find every truth and motivation behind it.
I have these powers, there's no use in acting rashly. Find out who's really corrupt or not.
Once I have these truths I'd share them, ensure that everyone gets to see both sides of all these issues.
Then we need to give mankind some time to deal out their own justice. If they fail to see lies for what they are or are unable to stand up against those who abuse them I will step in. No point in holding back with a kill policy or anything.
It might be harmfull to my sanity but that's a risk that needs taking, there's too much at stake for me to worry about my own mental health. We have to do what we have to do.

Once we get the humans sorted out we can start working on the earth.
Apply myself to give technology a good boost.
I'm certain earths brightest can find me a way to be usefull. Explore the ocean depths, filling the saharah with solar panels, help out in medicine if they can find some use for me.

Earth doing alright? Let's get to space.
Everyone's said it and they're right, we have to move past Earth at some point.
I'll gather whoevers most suited to the task at hand and apply my superness.
I don't care too much about which country gets the glory, if that becomes a problem I'll get my own.

Of course through all this I'm not going to suffer anything.
If I'm hungry I'll eat, if I'm bored I'll play, if I'm horny I'll fuck and if I'm threatened I'll kill.

At some point I'll read up on Dostoevsky, Jung, Nietschze and the like. Might as well educate myself on human nature if I'm to be it's guardian.

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Kryptonite, find out if it exists
if it does, chuck it all in the sun
lend my powers to replanting the world's forests
launch all nukes into sun
neutralise climate change
impregnate my wife
give generously to charities
greet the heads of earth's great nations and negotiate world peace
end world hunger
rid the earth of mosquitoes
send man to the stars

Since I spend 24/7 outdoors, away from the sun, I probably wouldn't even find out that I had them.

>>93746645
>launch all nukes into sun
And then have a shitty slap fight with Nuclear Man? No thank you.
Seriously though. Without nukes WW3 will immediately begin.

>>93746645
Big list of aims there anon, but no method.

>>93726070
I would just murder every degenerate faggot at the G20 riots.
They're tearing my country apart

>>93746690
>Without nukes WW3 will immediately begin.
Not immediately. The logic behind deterrence still holds these days, even without nuclear weapons.

>>93737490
put the internet on the moon, duh idiot

>>93726070
Probably put on a mask, steal a bunch of money from somewhere, and then never work again. I'd then start helping people.

>>93746691
>but no method.

You just need to look a little harder to see my method....

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>>93746690
Fine.

Remove all nukes and missiles, bar North Korea's.

Then sit back and watch hilarity ensue.

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>>93728833
>Where's your space-kung-fu NOW?

>>93726070
supersonic masturbation.

Travel through space a bit to find aliens. Then maybe mine some planets with my fists to get gold to live a comfortable life. After that I would probably act like Superman because I've satisfied my desires.

>>93726070
fly to the moon and take video of me wiping my dick on the american flag

>>93726070
Become a worker for extremely dangerous jobs and Start a Super-Farm for easy income.

Work on entertaining skills like Juggling.
Fight Asteroids.
Simple stuff.

I'd make a thread on /co/ telling everyone I had powers and then post proof to gain the admiration of my fellow autists.

>>93726070
Probably something that would allow me to stop working

>>93726070
Leave the planet to seek out other life forms and establish a rapport if possible.

>>93747007
wouldn't really have the impact you want since the flag got bleached white years ago from sun exposure

>>93739637
give us a few more years and we'll be able to grow an entire chicken from just a severed chicken foot, and then grow back the foot we cut off
U N L I M I T E D C H I C K E N S

>>93747237
I'll bring a new one and wipe my dick on that then

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>>93731645

anybody thinking money is thinking so small time

you could go to the bermuda triangle and find conquistador ships and be set for life with the finder's cut

you could listen to audio recordings of the most wanted FBI, interpol, etc lists, and then track them down with your superhearing for the rewards

start lifting stuff into space for nasa, esa, spacex, etc


money is the easy thing. the real fun shit is trying to mold and shape the world into the better without being a superdick about it. or maybe you could be a dick and not just give a fuck because nobody could fuck with you

would definitely fly to area 51 and check out all the future tech that is being kept classified though

>>93747812
you could just help nasa out by flying to mars yourself and taking samples, like an organic mars rover with decent vacation time and health insurance. even though you dont really need healthcare

>>93739562
Killing the bad guys or toppeling over the evil government are very human ideas of fixing the world. So it is no surprise that many people want to do it.

People don't like thinking about the long, boring, difficult proces of setting up a new functional government while constantly fending of foreign and domestic powers that want to plant their own people in a new system that has only their best interests in mind instead of the people's. Or fixing the root of the problem that gave criminals the opportunity and means to gain so much power in the first place.

That's where the most good can be done, realistically, but it requires more than just blunt power. You have to be very cunning, charming, constantly keep true to your ideals, have a deep understanding of the land and the people inhabiting it etc. It's a enormous task with an uncertain pay off.

That's not a fun power fantasy like quickly taking away the direct cause of the problem, that's just a lot of boring work.

>>93740133
Sorry anon, dark matter only noticably interacts with visible matter and large scale structures.

I'd really just do the whole superman thing. I wouldn't be that diligent about it, but like 5 days a week, 8 hours a day, I'd do hero stuff, and the rest of the time dick around with my powers without hurting anybody who doesn't deserve it.

Doesn't he have a superbrain too?
Honestly, I'd probably try to stay low-profile until I could figure out a way to reveal my powers without worrying about my life imploding.
But being able to memorize things instantly and having virtually unlimited endurance is awesome for my occupation.

Eradicate the Middle East and Africa

>>93727329
I kek'd

>>93726070
I'd save the world, obviously.

Do what he does but demand a stable reasonably high monthly income paid by the government

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>>93726070
>Read millions of books, becoming the greatest mind ever.
>Fake Death
>Travel the world
>Destroy all nukes
>Uncover all of the world's dark secrets to the public
>Name myself emeperor of the world
>Dig a huge pit somewhere
>Toss all pedophiles, murderers, and serial rapists in there to die.
>Build houses, farms, forests, museums and other great public works
>If I am not able to fall in love, create a giant harem to fill the void in my heart
>Sunbathe as the immortal emperor of this world and beyond.

>>93726180
This is the best answer. I would do the same, make tons of money doing it as well. I can't be completely selfless.

>>93726070
Join various wars/conflicts around the globe under various disguises working with both sides to create stories of legendary supersoldiers for fun.

Pretend that I'm real superman and hypercrisis is happening

>>93746330
>Lets say Superman is like >>93746002 and feels strongly about immigration. Starts strictly enforcing immigration laws, turning in illegals en mass
Bit hypocritical of him seeing as he won't go back to krypton.

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>>93747326
>I'll bring a new one

>>93726070
I would go mad with power immediately.
I would forcibly remove all illegals/migrants from western nations as my first action.
I would killed all members of all terrorist groups from orbit with my second action.
I would assassinate all world leaders i dislike with my third.
And topple all governments i dislike with my forth.

>>93739562

Well in the real world assassinations are pretty useless in slowing/stopping evil, because there is a minimum of a roughly a decade before the people filling the power gap become targets even worth assassinating. Also the people with the balls to kill someone in a seat of power usually die immediately after, whether they succeed or not.

Now if you had the powers of Superman you could literally cull assholes quicker than they ar born, and everyone will know there is basically an almost all knowing god ready to smite them down the moment they fuck up.

>>93726070
Kill politicians I dislike, force companies that produce the franchises I like to cater to me, kill Michael Bay for ruining the Transformers franchise