Meanwhile, at Ancient Greek /co/...

>>93718983
Statues are easier to make and animate than frescoes. We just need to accept that as a sign of the times.

>>93719394
> animated statue

Are you fucking it, too?

Theseus>Heracles

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Daily reminder that art is for brainlets who are unable to grasp the world of forms.

man I sure do want to fuck little boys

the more things change, the more they stay the same

>Guys stepping out of the chorus to speak independently

How do we stop this meme /co/?

You guys think Fragiskos of Miletus' tragedy of Thermopylae is too soon?

>>93719889
Your conception of the forms is bullshit, old man.

>>93720701
No such thing as too soon.

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Whats everyone's fetish? Mines incest.

When will people stop putting politics in their frescoes!

>>93720748
young boys

>>93719889
Go fap to your Socrates body pillow faggot

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>>93719394

>>93720748
Pale skinned Germanic barbarians

I want them to ravish me with their unwashed unshaven bodies

>>93720748
Boypussy

>>93720748

Lesbian rape and incest

FUCKING ROMANS.

STOP STEALING MY OC

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Tell me, do you bleed?

What do you guys think of the Ottoman remake?

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>>93718983
THE GREAT DEBATE

RED VS BLACK

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>>93720889
I keked

>>93720861
>Spend a large amount of time working on my Aphrodite waifu
>Fucking Roman tripfag takes my character an named her "Venus"

IS THERE NO JUSTICE?

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!

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>>93720873
My grandmother's name is Gaia. Save her

Ganymede a CUTE! A CUTE!

Reminder that Zeus has already had sex with your waifu

Who is best goddess?

>>93721020
ATHENA
T
H
E
N
A

>>93721020
Artemis
>ywn have a tomboy gf who likes hunting
why live

>>93721020
All goddesses are insane and shit ,>>93720978 is where it's at ,faggot

>>93720748
heterosexuality

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Hey guys, can I play too?

Is hephaeatus /ourgod/?

>>93721102
>westshit
>>>/a/

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>>93721064
Why not have the best of both worlds with Rule 63 Antinous?

>>93721126
>Implying greekshit is different from romaboos

Both are cartoons.

>>93721000
That's because Zeus has good taste, pleb.

>>93720748
>implying it's incest if it's divine royalty

>>93719889
Daily reminder that forms are for brainlets who are unable to grasp the world of lines.

>>93721020
i feel like we've had this discussion before
or maybe that was egyptian gods

>tfw no elder male mentor to fuck you

>>93719889
Don't you have a meeting of the enemies of the written word to attend, old man?
Oh wait, you likely forgot. Because you don't have it in writing!

>using Δchan
Why haven't you gone to Hchan yet?

>>93721207
>Dissing on the oral tradition

What good are words written down on a tablet or scroll when they can be destroyed and most men can't read them?

>>93718983
Anybody hear about them crazy christians?

>>93721171
Even the none divine Ptolemies can't wait to marry their sisters, look at King of Macedon Ptolemy Keraunos. That family aint right I tell you.

>>93721260
Guys worship fish or some shit.

>>93721260
They practise incest, cannibalism, and fill their homes with sick people.

>>93721260
Are they like proselytising Jews? I hear they only worship one god but he's a criminal and his own dad.

>>93721254
And you know as well as I do that a spoken word is destroyed the moment the next sentence is spoken.
What you say here today will be recalled by others, retold, distorted and twisted ere the rooster's call is heard.
Me writing what you say does not keep you from speaking as you will, nor does it challenge your oratory skill.
On the contrary. If I write them on a scroll today, I can have your words set in stone before the full moon and brandished at the gates for all to see. Then your children and their children and their children's children may marvel at them.
Or can they not? What other reason would you have to fight writing than to hide your own mistakes from the discerning critic? For now you can just go and claim you held the greatest speech ever and none who weren't there could ever say otherwise. And even those who were there to hear it are your friends who mean you well and agree with all that you say to bask in your name's radiance as it reflects upon them!
So here and now I call anyone who would not have their words written down suspicious of empty bragging and jealous hoarding of their words so that none may learn just how middling you were and rise to greater heights.

>>93721039
Nobody worships Athena and Athena is quite fond of Nobody

>>93720748
Putting my penis inside a woman and treating with love and respect.

>>93719394
>The filthy masses and their unwashed brats will kill frescos and usher in an age of low budget Dtatue schlock.

I swear to Zeus, I'm going to make Pompeii look like a fcuking joke

>>93721694
>treating with love and respect
You degenerate barbarian.

>>93721694
K I N K Y
I
N
K
Y

>>93721471
Fuck off Plutarch, stop shilling your works. Nobody wants to read your biographies

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Obligatory.

>>93721909
>pompeii
BEGONE ROMABOO

>>93721909
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Fuckin poetry

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>>93720748
Democracy is my fetish, Ptolemy

Exclusive for free and rich mens, not for inferior womens and dirty slaves

>>93721694
Puaf!!

Take you repulsive ideas and return to you land Barbarian!

This is Greece! Home of the Democracy, reason and lover childs!

>>93718983
Am I the only one who's really sick of politics seeping into every drama and comedy?

Can't I just get a theatrical production that tells me that I, a slave- and other property-owning greek am indeed a white person and the only type of human being among humanoids?

>brainlet big dicked barbarians can't grasp the superiority of Greek perfection: the thread

>>93722260
>triggered barbarian stealthily trying to claim he has a big dick and greeks are just calling him a barbarian because of their envy
Nah.
You're both stupid and a dicklet.

So how 'bout them Spartans?

>>93720748
Monotheism. FIGHT ME AND MY ONE TRUE GOD!

>>93719855
Theseus is just a bland Herc knock off.
Also not nearly as manly.
If Herc had to go to Crete he'd rock the Minotaur no problem and wouldn't ditch Ariadne on a rock because he was too much of a pussy to be a husband.
AND HE'D CHANGE THE FUCKING SAILS.

>>93719855
Perseus>Theseus

>>93722456
>hercules tamed the cretan bull
>theseus fought his son
Herc literally defeated the minotaur's daddy and theseusfags want to start shit?

You niggas ever hear of ATLANTIS?!

>>93718983
When will the lord Zeus finally strike me down. I can't paint or sculpt and my family treats me like Hephaestus

>>93722546
Maybe pay an offering to Aphrodite to give you some poont-HAHAHAHAHA sorry I just can't right now kill yourself

>>93722515
It's HERAKLES, you romaboo.

>>93721089
>heterosexuality

disgusting. go back to persia!

Anyone been to any theatrical releases lately? I just saw The Odyssey, sequel to The Illiad. Story wise it's superior in almost every way. They even deliberately take the piss on the whole romantic subplot. It's so refreshing seeing them mix it up sometimes. I hope we won't see any more god damn romantic subplots for the next 2000 years. They are so overdone by now we are already making fun of them

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>>93722849
>Jupiter
>Mercury
>Pluto
>Neptune

>>93722849
Tua mater tam obesa, et cum gravissima sit!

>>93722910
It was fun, but I think the timeline was messed up.

Also, Kyklopes did nothing wrong.

>>93722924
I'll admit, Roman revamp names actually sound kinda cool, but this fucking
>Pluto
...is just terrible. Why would you call Hades like that? Sounds like a freaking dog name.

>>93722924
>Mercury
>not Mercurius
>Neptune
>not Neptunus
Those are not even Latin you are using. You can't even romaboo correctly

>>93722948
Polyphemus is most likely autistic considering none of the other guys liked him.
Son of Poseidon my ass

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>Current year
>Romans and Greeks still shit out heroshit and god relationship drama

The Big 2 are outdated. Support indie mythologies.

>>93722473
Nobody>Perseus

>>93723043
I'm going to make some frescos now of those sweet ass sirens

>>93723251
You need more wax in your ears

>>93720789
>>93720843
Plebeians please go

>>93723483
What are you, straight?

>>93723483
Heterofag, go and fuck a woman