Complimenting other guys is now flirting

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Meanwhile in his other webcomic, Alice Grove...

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>>93708586

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>>93708449
>Complimenting other guys is now flirting
Gay rights were a mistake.

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>>93708607
http://www.alicegrove.com/

>>93708586
>other webcomic
he has another webcomic?

>>93708586
Why not just snap off her hand/wrist and shank him with her sharp stump? Why go through all of that?

>>93708586
>>93708607
What the fuck is this comic even about?

>>93708646
It's not her wrist, it's her bicep.

>>93708643
for years now.

>>93708586
Is this Jack?

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>>93708586
>>93708607
Holy shit

>>93708676
>years now
You gotta be shitting me. I remember that post of him wanting to do something different like it was months ago.

>>93708630

Is she a lizard person?

>>93708656
>>93708643
http://www.alicegrove.com/

>>93708706
Is this 34 of Hanners?

>>93708733
>http://www.alicegrove.com/
Pretty sure that's one of the girls from Star vs.

>>93708709
its 3 years old now.

>>93708884
and absolutely nothing has happened

>>93708586
Holy shit that is the best drawn thing Jacques ever did

Also so hilariously over the top I can't not love it

>>93708586
>>93708607
Jacques can't even draw hipsters standing around in a coffee shop, what made him think he can draw action scenes

>>93708586
I laughed for 3 minutes straight

>>93708449
>tranny wants to see two guys fag out

>>93709936
>author wants his tranny character to see two guys "fag" out (read: compliment each other like real men can do without sexual tension)

>>93708884
>its 3 years old now

*it's 3 years old now

>>93708624
Saying sweetheart is pretty gay, or southern.

Tranny saying guys flirting is rare, if irony was strawberries I'd have a smoothie.

>>93708715
no she is the prasrerieisisdis whatever fuck term he found in an old GURPS book and repurposed.

and, I will call it, made Blue Marten and Bald Woman as an excuse to come back to tree space station to fuck up shit.

>>93711110
I'm Southern, so...

>>93708586
lmao what the fuck

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>>93708586
>>93708607
This is actually pretty great

>>93711410
he also draws bare tits for the first time. because it is mature and adult.

and not at all ripping off Gainax.

>>93708586
>>93708607
>unimaginative panel layout
>bad anatomy
>no backgrounds

How to make comics for a decade and learn nothing, by Jeph Jacques

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>>93711471
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it. I honestly don't understand why people follow his stuff, but I'm not going to be too hard on something just because I don't get it.

>>93711650
I got into it back when webcomics were the big thing, and I just kept reading it because it's one of the few that still actually updates consistently

>>93708449
>I can hear the shippers squealing

Just remember it only counts if Brun's with them too, Jeph.

>>93708449
Holy shit, the sameface is uncanny

>>93711336
The comic takes place in Massachusetts. "Sweetheart" pretty gay for up here. Unless it's said behind their back.

>>93712659
The redheads are brother and sister at least. Though I wish he would've gone ahead and actually made them twins, because, shit.

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>>93708586
>>93708607

>>93712675
I'm not gonna say it's common, but "sweatheart" isn't nearly as gay down here.

>>93708586
now this is art

>>93708449
>Implying you don't have a guy friend you're borderline gay with

>>93714835
not everyone is a closet fagola like you my dear anon

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>>93708607
RIP in pieces

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>>93708607

>>93708607
What did he mean by this?

Do not read Questionable Content.

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>>93716914
Forgot pic

>>93708586
>>93708607
looks like something out of Tails gets Trolled

>>93708586
what the

>>93708630
>He's stronger and faster than us, but still tuned to the same physics. All we needed was a force multiplier and a moment where he was distracted.
The fuck? I don't know if I'm dumb or Jeph is some kind of next-level genius, but that seems like a pretty confusing way to say she used her superbones to shiv the guy in the neck when he wasn't looking.

>>93708586
>>93708607
Great concept, iffy execution, terrible art. If this was done by a good artist, it would be awesome.

>>93708630
>he's faster
>he takes off and Sedna has enough time to rip off her arm, fashion it into a shiv, then catch up with him
Musta been lethargic.

Do not read Questionable Content.

>>93718206
It's a bad habit at this point.

>>93708586
The author of this shit played Splatterhouse for sure

>>93708449
>cute shit
>>93708586
>gore
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>93708607
If you are strong enough to rip your own arm off, why not just rip his head off?

>>93708449
Jeph...
Jeph, no...
Jeph...STAHP.

You can only stab your hand so many times, dude.

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>>93708586
>>93708607

>>93708586
is not a single person going to point out the hand stabbing?

>>93711471
>How to make comics for a decade and learn nothing
I mean, what the fuck are you supposed to learn when your whole comic is two people standing next to each other with their mouths open in a 3/4th profile.

>>93719474
He also has super strength/speed/durability.

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>>93716915
But this is an Alice Grove thread

>>93723460
Didn't start out that way

>>93708449
>I wrote a handshake check I couldn't cash.
Aha! So he did try and out macho Elliot with a robo squeeze.

Clearly Elliot will be punching through robot torsos when the revolution occurs. And fucking Clinton's boipucci during the downtime.

>>93708449
He's going to force another LGB relationship into the comic isn't he

>>93723642
The current theory is a MMF poly relationship with Brun, so yes.

>>93723604
It started at first fucking reply.

>>93723781
Derailed faster than Thomas the Tank Engine after 3 too many drinks

>>93708646
Didn't he fuck up her arm earlier so she was packing a shiv there?

>>93725804
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>93715785
M'lady.

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>>93708586
>>93708607
>strong enough to rip off own arm and bite it down to a shank and proceed to stab someone all the way through the fucking neck
>just didn't punch him so hard that his skull caves in
I skimmed through this shit last night. There is so much shit wrong with this comic I might just sign up for badwebcomics wiki and write a fucking article.

>>93708449
>you're a big sweetheart
Is it normal for straight American men to refer to other men as sweethearts?

>>93728002
If you do, can you tie it somehow to how it relates to Jeep's inescapable desire to stab his hand.
But in all reality the only way Jeph "hack my hand off" Jaques would see it is if you made a Tumblr and complained about how you were triggered by it.
>>93728089
I'm from the deep South, like SOUTH South, and I've never heard another guy, even my gay friends, call anybody sweetheart. "A nice guy" is what I normally hear.

>>93728157
Well, as an artist that doesn't draw or practice nearly as much as I should. Jeph's art is fucking atrocious, the man can't draw a profile of a character to save his fucking life. Any side shots of characters makes them look like mongoloid ape things.

>>93728157
>"A nice guy" is what I normally hear.
Or a "you're a pretty chill dude/cool guy."

So this basically confirms Jacques has fully transitioned into an out-of-touch Canadian. Is he still in Canada?

>>93728235
>Is he still in Canada?
Jeph probably doesn't even know anymore. I doubt he leaves the house anymore, just sits in front of his PC and jerks off to the comments coming in from his Tumblr fans and patreon

>>93708449
Holy fuck, I didn't know what this was until I checked the watermark. I remember reading this when it first started some 15 or so years ago. What the fuck is all this shit it turned into?

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>>93728727
the MC is a homosexual tranny fucker now

>>93728894
So realizing that his readership is starting to decline he goes full-sjw? what a shame.

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>>93708449
"When everyone is special, then no one will be."

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>>93728949
Well, not so much starting to decline, but more like they got pissy at him for not drawing a character the way they wanted, and he went crazy drunk and stabbed his hand. Then when he got back from the hospital the tranny came out as trans, and the road to the tranny fucking began.

>>93728949
just that they give him 10k a month

>>93728894
>homosexual tranny fucker

Redundant.

>>93728894
his face is so unintentionally hilarious

>>93728089
The only time guys use sweetheart and sweetie on another guy is to be the most condescending asshole and bait him into a fight.

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>>93729918
The more thought I give this whole scenario, the sadder it becomes.
>a select audience doesn't like the work of a certain artist, so they shit on him in order to make him feel bad
>artist has so internalized criticism that he has a shit sense of self-worth
>self-harms because select audience doesn't like a single piece he drew
>now all the art he makes reads like a committee was fucking involved

The death of art, right before our eyes. It's even worse than the film industry because his art began as an independent enterprise.

>>93729918
Holy shit. And I thought Willis had issues.

OP musta been in my brain as I read this comic.

>Bert and Ernie sure do spend a lot of time together! I imagine that they want to ravage each other like wildebeest in heat, because that makes my giney tickle.

People are allowed to express sincere admiration for each other without it being sexual.

texas fag here, no man would call another man sweetheart unless he is a fruit, and even then is subject to a cattle prod in his ass.

>>93733809
i'd take a cattle prod in the ass by a texan

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>>93733006
he's very unstable

>>93732795
It's okay to feel bad for his art, but try not to feel too bad for him. He makes 10k a month.

>>93733666
Yes, but that's not the case here. The fans want these two men in a threeway with a brown autistic chick, so that's what the author's leading up to. And as usual he'll do that leadup in a horribly boring meandering manner that he can safely back out of at any time in case his fickle audience might change their minds.

>>93735157
>everyone i don't like is unattractive
Classic.

>>93735157
Those with septum piercings always. ALWAYS. Look like livestock.

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>>93735975
>>93736027
just gonna leave this here

>>93708586
This man really hates hands

>>93733809
ehh, as another texasfag, I think it could also be used in a humorous way.
>buck up, sweetheart

>>93735157
I hope these were ironic.

>>93708449
I honestly don't know what the big deal is. My brother and I are two grown ass men and we say gay shit to each other all the time. Disparaging stuff, of course, but other shit too. Two guys with long hair standing in an Ingles talking about which conditioner gives more volume.

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>>93738796
fraid not

>>93708586
That's pretty fuckin' metal.

>>93708449
>Complimenting other guys is now flirting
You've never heard a conversation between two guys that sounds unintentionally gay?

>>93708630
Why is Nightcrawler in this comic?

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>>93708586
>>93708607
Jesus fucking Christ. I was so right, and more so.
You should have listened to me

>>93721128
How to succeed beyond your wildest expectations without really trying that hard

Do not read Questionable Content.

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>>93740691
This doesn't work, they're too retarded.

>>93740741
I don't care. I'm going to keep trying.

>>93733986
stay out of waco or you'll leave a in body bag faggot
>>93737404
yes, ive heard that used aswel

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>>93708586
>>93708607
AHHHHHHHHHHH, HE THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A SERIOUS, CLIMATIC MOMENT
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

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>>93740691
I've heard of this, it's reverse-psychology! You secretly want me to read all of it, don't you!?

>>93721164
>durability
being shanked by a jagged bone says no

> Of course. He's stronger and faster than us, but still tuned to the same physics. All we needed was a force multiplier and a moment where he was distracted.

How the fuck did he not manage to add "invert the phase" and "dilithium crystals" here

>>93742741
Maybe in another 10 years he'll actually be good at drawing and story.

>>93741042
M'SIEU I HAVE
A BONE
TO PICK WIZ YOU

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>>93742828

So is this the comic where the redneck dad went all murder-y on the lesbian daughter and her superhero girlfriend had to stop him from killing her?

what ever happened with that?

>>93743120

Nigger what

>>93743603
I think it was around the time when Frozen came out? I'm pretty sure /frz/ was still going at the time when it happened.

There was that car chase in the web comic and the superhero girlfriend like caused a wreck or something? It was all very surreal but I remember it happening.

>>93743636
>>93743120
That's Dumbing of Age. It hasn't gotten any more sensible since then. In fact, only a few weeks have passed in-universe since.

>>93743704
Wow time sure flies!

Man what an era.