Don't mind me I'm just the only bad thing in the movie.

But that's a disney show, OP.

>>93708238
>implying Homecoming isn't a glorified Disney Show

Was she really as bad as everyone is saying?

>>93708265
no

>>93708265
No. Who is "everyone"? I hope you don't mean /co/ becuase that would imply you care about what this shithole thinks about something.

>>93708265
No, she's barely even in it

>>93708265
if you've seen the trailers you've seen every line she has except
>i come to detention to draw people in crisis
and
>i cant enjoy things built by slaves

>>93708265
No, but it's the same shit as the John Blake thing in TDKR. A decent character with a retarded "clever" twist around them.

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>>93708322
>i cant enjoy things built by slaves
so, she can't enjoy any ancient structures and things made in china or the midle east?

>>93708265

She's barely present. She's definitely the weakest character in the film, she only delivers a few witty one-liners a couple times and that's it, but even if you hate her she's got like 5 total minutes of screen time.

I don't think that you actually watched the movie, OP.

>>93708428
I guess not? If an american monument is out then others would logically be out as well.

>>93708428
If you'd watch the movie, you'll know the line you're quoting is an exaggeration of what was actually said.

>>93708265
Honestly? The casting was all fine. The only fuck up was Flash, but you already knew that. I appreciate that his bullying is more modern, at least. Nobody does noogies and swirlies and that shit anymore.

>>93708444
I haven't watched any spiderman movie since the first raimi movie and I doubt that will change

>>93708265
/co/ isn't everyone.

She's alright. She literally acts nothing like Mary Jane which is for the best. But we know how important she'll be in the future, so the sparse one liners are at best pretty average.

>>93708492
>noogies and swirlies
Were they doing these a decade ago? Two? Three? Four!? Was it even ever real?

>>93708655
Yeah. But if you're like me, your high school had bullies who weren't sadists or sociopaths.

>>93708655
Noogies were around in the early nineties (and I imagine they still are), but I don't think swirlies every really happened, since it takes more than one person to perform. All the bullies I ever confronted would just punch you in the face a bunch and then convince everyone to call you gay for bleeding.

>>93708655
12 years ago someone tried to put me in a trash can. They failed. It was awkward.

>>93708655
>>93708712
I have pantsed and wedgied people before, and headlocks and noogies are real. I don't think swirlies have been a thing in decades and our school had showers for gym class in the locker rooms, but they were never used and nothing ever happened there.

I don't think the "shoving kids into lockers" thing has been a thing in like the last 20 years, at least, but indian burns and purple nurples are still things

>>93708215
She's a woman, of course she's the worse thing in it.

>>93708215
>pot breaks

Why are we doing this?

>>93708265
She's just the standard moody character. Think Mandy, Raven, Daria ect.

>>93708964
but those people all only have one mood

>>93708964
You make it sound like she's goth. She was awkward/self shut-in type character..

>>93708568
>But we know how important she'll be in the future
Where can I get Fiege's contact infor?

>>93709082
Bro

Are you honestly gonna ignore all the foreshadowing her becoming Peter's love interest?

>>93708429
>She's definitely the weakest character in the film
Oh, please her acting and characterisation was better than Liz's, who was pretty much just "oh look i'm the popular girl in school with a rich dad who's only here to link the hero and villain together."

>>93710858
Liz's character is actually clearly more grown up than the others, which is True to her in the comics as well.

>grrrr blacks


Yawn.

>>93711477
All black men are ugly.

>>93711469
>clearly more grown up than the others
You mean like, keeps on prattling endlessly in the car so that the plot advances a link between Toomes and Parker? She's just a semi macguffin.

>>93708428

Slaves weren't employed by the Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs for monument building.

It was a good gig for citizens because you got free food and beer, and was a way in which Egypt conducted its census.

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>>93708215
It's okay to not like things. It's okay, but don't be a dick about it.

>>93708265
Absolutely not.

She was actually funny. I caught myself laughing twice at things she specifically did.

THEN THERE WAS THAT FUCKING TIGER MASCOT. I LOVE BACKGROUND GAGS.

>>93708265
I don't know anon, I don't watch movies BUILT BY SLAVES!

>>93708428
LET'S NOT EVEN FUCKING START

The Bible is /not/ a historical record, and there are no records of heavy slave labor in any dynasty of Ancient Egypt that assisted in the building of their more impressive monuments.

Get fucked with this Torah and Old Testament historical revisionism.

>>93711636
Memes have to be funny in order to catch on.

>>93711546
Then why does your wife hang out with them?

>>93708428
Let's not pretend liberals know of the world outside their bubbles.

>>93708322
>>93708428
>i cant enjoy things built by slaves

So I take it she doesn't have a phone.

>>93711636
that doesn't even make sense.

The monument took forty years to build because of the fucking Civil War. Even if slaves didn't work on it directly they did work in the mines and transportation of material not to mention all the donors who made money off slave labor. Maybe not built but certainly helped

>>93711666
But without the bible the Jews are just a bunch of middle eastern hicks that no one cares about

>>93711853
Hence why the punchline was a "Yeah, kinda" by the Monument guard.

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So is she Liz Allen, and Adrian Toomes is her step dad, or is she Liz Toomes, and Adrian is her dad and she is biracial? Because she could go either way.

at any rate she was fine as hell

>>93708265

Her shtick as "the weird girl with a crush on Peter" has all the subtlety of a Mack Truck. She spends most of little screen time making others uncomfortable with rude and socially awkward comments and gestures, and when she's not doing that she's casting furtive glances in Peter's direction that are blatantly obvious because the camera focuses on her during them.

Then in her final scene, when she's been crowned Queen of the Dorks, she tells everyone in the group that her friends call her MJ so the audience can react with an expected "oooooooh."

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Mary Jane retcon when? Or you know what, fuck it, just add her and have Michelle be the bitchy friend

>>93711916
Yeah, but you missed the joke.

Ned said "But you don't have any friends."
She then proceeds to make a funny face. It was a joke for the comic fans and everyone who complained about her being Mary Jane.

But obviously Marvel execs and writers need to tone down their sense of cleverness,
because it's a bit too much for the average /co/ poster. I told those fucks not to put it in the final draft, but noooo. No one is allowed to take the "novelist's" opinion on the matter.

>>93708492
Flash pissed me off he was more like a tsundere than a bully.

>>93711913
She keeps doing this pose in all the promos

>>93712273
Isn't that how today's bully act like now? If you wanna do serious damage, just shit talk them on facebook.

>>93712195
I believe you.

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>>93712325
kids don't use facebook anymore, Methuselah

it's all about the gram and the snap, old man

pic related, it's you

>>93711722
I'm not married, only losers get married nowadays.

Blacks are objectively ugly.

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>>93712368

>>93711853
>they transported the material
amazing

>>93711606
>>93711733
hmmm

>>93711546
>men
why specify gender here? You realize most of the black males in the movies are bad guys right?

>>93712542
*movie

>>93711913
>almost died indirectly because of Peter
>got ditched at homecoming
>lost her dad(who probably provided a lot for the family)
>has to move to Oregon away from all her friends
>already getting replaced by not-Mary Jane
Waste of such a pretty actress. I wish she could've played MJ, or any other character actually important in the long run.

>>93708265
Not really. She's just really pointless.

>>93711666
Sure Satan...

>>93708568
>She literally acts nothing like Mary Jane

I know what this implies, but I'll let you live in your fantasy.

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>>93708933

I see you

>>93712138
I genuinely, 100% thought that was edited to be a massive cumshot and was staring at that picture for like 30 seconds trying to figure out how her dick was sticking up through the coffee mug before I realized it was steam

>>93712481
Spectacular.

>>93712273
>he was more like a tsundere than a bully
Flash was kinda like that. When they entered college he even tries to get Peter into his group and goes back to asshole after being ignored

>>93708215
don't know why people hate her. She's not even in the movie really she's kind of more of a running gag in this movie than anything. I do agree that not making her mary jane and calling her 'mj' was stupid.

>>93711913
She's Liz Toomes.

But if she ever moves back from Oregon or wherever they said, maybe she'll want to distance herself from her jailbird dad and it'll turn out her mom's maiden name was Allen. I dunno, this paragraph is me making shit up to placate you.

>>93713095
Admitting to seeing so much Futa porn you mind sees dicks on all women

>>93713314
Thats kinda my thought, though I did like her and found her funny but yeah there isn't much to her character.

Infact her big reveal as MJ kinda went over my head because I was to busy wondering at what point she had developed friends since literally nothing changed for her beginning to end?

Still I liked Zendaya back in the day and hope she gets more screen time next movie.

>>93713253
I mean like in this movie he WANTED Peter calling him Penis Parker and slapping his ass

>>93711666
Get out Satan. 4chan is a Christ centered website.

>>93711615
>The middle finger bit
Goddamn it I can't believe how much that got me