Meanwhile, in Egyptian /co/

let me just translate into wingdings

>>93707950
>another fucking pantheon reboot

>>93708026
It's pissing me off.
Who the fuck rules the Gods now?

>>93708050
I can't even remember if Seth is a good guy or not any more.

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>kill off Osiris
>bring him back
This makes his death lose all impact.

Fucking relief industry keeps importing art from Rome. Nobody's going to take up chiseling at home if this keeps up.

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I am the pharoh of this thread for the next 35 minutes

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THICC

>>93708092
Woah! How'd you get your Hieroglyphs to be all 3-dimensional?

Call me crazy but I feel the Aten era was great for Atum mythos. A shame it got retconned so quickly.

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TOGA FUCKERS GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Uh...dead fish eye cat head cat head cat head, guy doing this...

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>>93708026

>monotheism

This is never going to catch on. I doubt if it'll last more than a thousand years. If the Egyptian religion is to survive, we need to go back to polytheism.

So what the fuck happened with Amun and Ra?

>>93708050
Is Aten still canon or not? How long did that whole initiative even last?

Are you a Pyramidfag or an Obeliskfag?

I'm so lonely

>>93708141
>Ra
His name is Re, dumb casual. You'd know this if you actually read the papyri.

>>93708168
>Re
>Ra
>Not Horus

>>93708175
>70's
What sort of Roman witchery is this?

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>>93708137
>entire line sculpted by Atem Warren
Who else would think to give every statue gigantic fishlips? Maat preserve us.

why do mods keep deleting Bast threads

WE

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I swear to ra this has good plot and not just waifubaiting

Do you think the pharaoh will ever let us have a sequel to the sphinx?

>>93708262
Not untill we solve that fucking riddle

>>93708253
ARE

>character uses the evil eye
literally shit

>>93708284
CHRISTIANS

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How Progressive

>>93708332
ERAS THIS

DROWN THE HEBREWS
RACE WAR NOW

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>>93707950

I don't want to seem like a NOT MUH shitposter but adding the Roman Emperors to the pantheon was a mistake. They're ill-defined and live off in their own weird continuity bubble.

Did you guys manage to save anything good before the library burned down?

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>>93708123
Look it's either her and Anthony, or that overrated Pompey-wannabe Octavian. We'll be Rome's bitch forever if Octo wins, while Cleo has Tony by the dick so she's our last chance to make Egypt great again.

I've always wondered how that would have played out.

>>93708284
KANGZ

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BUDHABUGAH

>>93708383
>I've always wondered how that would have played out.

Marc Antony would have been stabbed by the Senate for thinking he could ever get them on his side and Egypt would have gotten CARTHAGE'd

>>93708356
>Implying Yahweh won't bring down troubles upon you
I'll cherish the moment you egyptians face a REAL god

>>93708422
WHAT SLAVE SORCERY IS THIS?!?!

Sekhmet > Isis

>>93707950
What if we draw people with their right foot in front instead?

>>93708422
Aku Aku is from Australia, silly.

>>93708486
Oh yeah and I suppose we should go non-profile as well?

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Hey look guys, I just came up with a great joke!

>>93708159
>Implying a Pyramid isn't just Obelisk inflationism.

DOB-SEK BE BANISHED HENCE LEST WE INVOKE THE RITE OF THE MASKS

>>93708422
NUBIANS GET OUT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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My fellow egyptians.......... I think I am in love with Bastet.

I honestly don't know enough about ancient Egypt to pitch into this thread.

>>93708512
What is this Australia? Is it new lands to the Weast?

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Fucking CopticArts ruined painting. They all look the same!

>>93708606
>Bastet
>Not Anubis
You're pathetic, go jump back in the Nile where you belong.

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>>93708422
WOAH!

>>93708434
Not if he made with the stabbin' first!

>>93708633
>Fucking CopticArts
kek

>>93708659
I'm taken.

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WHO RA HERE

>>93708137
>>93708235
can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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Don't mind me. Just posting a superior God.

>>93708838
Ugh. Modern art.

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>>93707950
Wave wave reeds stylus ibis dude with bowl stylus stylus hawk.

>>93708845
go back to /rom/

>>93708845

Serapisfags are the worst.

THE WORST.

You like this new character who was literally only created in the last century to appeal to as many people as possible. Serapis is the most casual of normalfag gods, he only has regurgitated stories taken from older inscriptions and all his own stuff is boring.

>>93708332
I bet the hebrew tribes are behind this, Lord Kek will smite them soon enough

>>93708860
Stylus wave stylus.

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How will people look back at 4chan and /co/ in 3000 years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>93708886
That's clearly Jupiter you casual.

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>>93708737
>Not if he made with the stabbin' first!

If Ceasar wasn't rich and popular enough his fuckboy adopted son certainly wouldn't be. As far as the Senate cared, anyone but them was a Popular, and they were Optimates, and they had to kill them all.

Only Octavious had the autistic genius and cunning to beat the Senate down, put Rome back together and rule it peacefully.

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>>93708881
You jealous because we have superior waifus? :^)

>>93708845
>romaboos
You have at least 7 boards dedicated to you shitty "culture", why do you insist on posting here?

>>93708659
DO NOT CEASE IN THESE PLEASURES
YIFFE

>>93708917
>actually following indie shit
Roman gods will never catch on, their gods are too confusing and their art all looks the same. You should only follow good old fashioned, home-grown, easy to follow Egyptian gods.

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are you sure we can trust these guys? i know they came from the kingdom of the gods and they are helping us build those new tomb things but i heard theyve been doing alot of weird experiments to our women and mens buttholes.

how do we know they arent agents of the hebrew god here to kill us all?

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Baka gaijin, /a/ is better desu. Just look at my waifu.

>>93707950
ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER

>>93709004
Fuck off back to /pol/ with your racist ideas. The bigheads want to help us

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Cute thread guys, why don't you try following the true god?

>>93709012
Surprise, surprise. past the Indus valley, they are men-lovers. Look at those male shoulders and lack of a bosom. That is a male idol

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>>93709068
You need to an glyph o

>>93707950
On a scale of 1-10, how big of a hack is Gendhotep Tartacophagus?

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>>93708909
Eye dancing man open hand owl owl open box

Seated man reed hippo vulture ankh snake

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>>93709068
>gets killed by some kid wearing shorts and DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES.

You Egypfags still washing the taste of Moses's dick out of your mouths?

I'm sick of tumblr racebebebding the Egyptians to be niggers in fanart

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>>93708332

>>93708949
>3dpigdisgusting

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How can old world gods compete?

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>>93709195

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>>93709138
Fuckin' casuals don't know Pharaoh's priests totally wrecked Moses.

>>93708617
Neither do I but I know enough about Rome to fake it.

>>93709240
Did you not see the part where Moses's snake ate the Priest's snake?

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>>93708081
Seth did nothing wrong.
He's merely an instrument of chaos. Chaos is a neutral element, not evil. Seth is bae

Also, isn't he the father of Anubis?

>>93708845
That man is a serial rapist

>>93709138
>3,000 B.C.
>implying you have what it takes to play with the big boys

TOP THOTH

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Man it must be really hot today because i walked past a group of girls today and just started sweating immediatly. I also asked them if they would love some honey and wine back at my place

http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1499114315754.jpg

>>93709299
thanks for the salsa

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*Blocks your path*

>>93709326
>Egyptian Salsa

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Egyptian me!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FMcAqA4xA4

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Recently my falcon has been a bit moody. Any advice?

I hate these Arabic dubs. Where's the original Coptic audio with Greek subs?

>>93709408
>Star vs. The Forces of Apep posters yet again
You read those hieroglyph's so desperately for your precious pairing but it won't happen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YG7SaFk33w

/pol/ here, do you guys hate hebrews as much as we do?

>>93709493
WE

>>93709520
WERE?

>>93709509
Comics industry was started by Jews so not really

>>93709551

Comics were a mistake

>>93709509
Yes, but they serve a greater purpose beyond their supposed "servitude to god". They may be a shitty, heretical group of people, but they make damn good architecture for the glory of Egypt

Are Copts cucks?

>>93709549
YOUNG

>>93709299
didn't they sunburn?

>>93709443
You might be able to purchase a special charm

alternately mine seems to like opium

>>93709509
Not really, but that one guy called our gods fakes and threatened the pharaoh's son.
What the hell did they think would happen next.

>>93709597
>Arab conquest
>Islam becomes dominant religion
>Historic sites destroyed
>Coptic language is dead
>Conversion to Christianity is illegal
>Church bombings
>Copts become diasporic
>Copts BTFO xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCeQ-IloLg

>>93709597
RIP Egypt

>>93709673
>Hell
>not Duat
Christianfags get out

>>93709509
I can't hate Stan the man.

I swear I saw a girl with hair as yellow as the sun itself and eyes as blue as the daytime sky!

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
CARDBOARD BOXEEEEES

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>>93709637
>Glorious Brown race
>Sunburn ever
AHAHAHA Roman pls take your pasty white skin and go jump in the nile or you will surely burn like a crisp here

>>93709788
Forgot the damn link like a damn slave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTBLMqAPo0

How do we revive the Coptic language?

>>93709844
Donate to the Kickstarter.

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Egyptian shitposting isn't nearly as spicy as Greek.

>>93709873
More offerings to the gods you mean?

>>93709844
Keep watching Coptic stuff on Netflix and maybe the Egypt execs will see the huge interest in it

>>93709856
that is /v/ stuff though, will assume that the new PC port trilogy is helping people do fanart?

>IDENTITY OF THE SEA PEOPLE THEORY

>>93709885
>Pompeii
>Greek

Looks like some barbarian never went to school

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>He hasnt learned how to become a scribe yet
>he still works as a farmer
>He will never personally hear the voice of our glorious pharoh
>He will never experience the glory of sleeping untill high sun and working in the shade
>he dosent even know how to heiroglyphics

You plebs disgust me, you are literally worse than the hebrews

>>93708633
Those fuckers will be the downfall of civilization, I tell you.

So what do you guys think of Arab Egypt

>>93710017
REEEEEEE MUDSLIMES GET OUT

.t Copt

>>93709443
Your falcon is simply terrified of the state of your right hand.

>>93710046
t. Misriin

>>93708356
>oy vey remember muh 400 years
>Implying the Exodus wasn't just fabricated by the conniving Hyksos so they could claim Palestine as their homeland

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I heard stories of how those flight Indians manage to tame those giant beast to fight wars for them. How did they do it?

Egyptians are looked down upon by other Arabs, Egyptians are known for being maids and plumbers in Arab countries and they are often treated badly and rich Saudi kids post videos of them being beaten and humiliated.

>>93710160
Egyptians should learn to de-Arab themselves

>>93710085
We certainly would have noticed if millions of slaves just up and left.
>In standard military formation, the hyksos that supposedly fled would have made a 3-person wide, 20 mile long line

>>93708399
KODOS

>>93710160
Egyptians aren't even real Arabs. They just memes themselves into it lmao.

>>93709952
S-schools don't exist yet.

>>93710160
>Egypt is now the Middle East's Mexico
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

>>93710226
More real than those Berbers

>>93710193
Modern Egyptians like to see themselves as descendants of Arab counquerors, ancient Egyot is considered as a weak, failed civilization, and most Egyptians asscociate it with the Christian minority which is treated like shit in Egypt.

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Post innovative panel designs

Remember that episode of South Nile where Set tried to assrape Horus but failed and Horus got revenge by feeding Set chili mixed with semen? That was pretty fucked up.

>>93709885
>8gag

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>>93707950
I want to pat her head.

>>93710324
Also Egyptians are known for being violently racist towards black people and there have been cases of Egyptian farmers drowning Sudanese illegals in the nile.

>>93709609
Who is this man-tar canopic jar?

>>93709443
Take him to the theatron

>>93709509
Manetho already debunked their Exohoax nonsense, people ITT haven't been scarabpilled yet

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>>93709285
>Seth is bae
Indeed.

Also during the middle ages, Arab-Egyptians actievly tried to destroy and break down ancient Egyptian monuments and statues because they believed ancient Egypt to be a demonic, evil empire that stood against god.

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>>93708617
I'm gonna give you Apep talk. It's alright to be Anoobis
Just make dumb puns and you'll do raright

>>93710324
Who are the people trying to bring Ancient Egyptian artifacts back to Egypt? Is it just Copts trying to legitimize themselves? You'd think they'd rather the artifacts be safe in countries that will protect and appreciate the culture.

>>93711097
Go west into the desert, Carlos.

>>93710324
>Modern Egyptians like to see themselves as descendants of Arab counquerors
Which isn't even true. They just Arabized themselves through the adoption of Arab language and culture, and Islam as a religion.

>>93711153
No can do, I've Set my heart on this path, and nothing can change it... unless you buy me a Whoreus

>>93711169
Yeah, Arab is a pan-ethnicity. The Arabs didn't make a huge genetic impact on the Egyptians at all. How could you with a couple of thousand Arabs against tens of millions of Egyptians? This is like saying Chinese people are Siberians now because of steppeniggers.

>>93710324
No if that were the case their currency wouldn't be covered with Pharonic art.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_pound

>>93708148

Canon-limbo currently.

It had a decent run of 17 years before ((they)) re-continued the pantheon titles like they never stopped. No time skip or even acknowledgement of the events that took place during Aten's solo run.

>>93710324
No, many modern Egyptians take an interest in Ancient Egypt. And they would identify with "Egyptian" before "Arabic".

>>93711435
They say that but they continue to treat Copts like shit.

>>93711480
That's a Muslim thing though, and Egypt hasn't gone full Christian pogrom yet which is better than some places in the Arab world.

>>93711480
Well...plenty of Nazis like rock music even though rock is a black musical genre.

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I want to copt a feel

>>93711542
Nazis? Never heard of that tribe. Where do they live?

>tfw the Southern African Tribes are saying we're light skinned version of them in denial again
What is up with these guys?

>>93711480
Copts are leaving Egypt for the West due to discrimination and now Egypt is undergoing a brain drain since Copts make up a large percentage of Egypt's highly educated class.

>>93711662
Lmao Season 2016 AD of Egypt is absolute shit.

>>93711581
In some barbarian place up north. They pretend to be Romans and hate everyone, especially the Hebrews. I checked their "art." Truly dreadful stuff, not even worth considering compared to Egyptian culture.

>>93711662
The writing was getting dumber. So glad I dropped this cartoon.

>>93711581
Germanics who LARP as Iranics.

>>93710324
>failed
>literally the only surviving civilization from the bronze age

>>93711871
>surviving civilization
Modern Egypt is nothing like Ancient Egypt

>>93711871
>surviving civilization from the bronze age
Not really. For it's last 1,000 years ancient Egypt is pretty much a colony.

>>93710017

REMOVE KEBAB

Fucking desert dwellers get lucky once and lay claim to one of the greatest and oldest societies that have ever been. What a FUCKING JOKE

>>93709285
Seth x Horus is OTP.

>>93711952
>>93711963

This. Egypt got repeatedly BTFO'd by Persia, the Ptolemies where natives were treated like second class citizen, Rome, and then the Arabs. Their fucking language is gone for fuck's sake.

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>>93709068
But Judaism is largely based on Zoroastrianism. Sorry, son. Real God coming through.

>>93711963
More like 2500+ years

>>93712041
The Copts are the only ones with knowledge of the most recent evolution of the Egyptian language but they're gonna go extinct.

>>93712024
The unification of upper and lower egypt does technically make this OTP

>>93711871
>what is china

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>Egyptians thinking they can build statues

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>>93712024
>>93712154
I don't know why I have this.

>>93712196
that really is Quality AND quantity

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>>93708503
dang it Yug

I fucking hate Moses for taking away all our laborers, fucking Hebrews.


but it would make for a good hieroglyphic mural, maybe with some dance and song numbers at the opening.

>>93712352
>>slaves
>>labourers
>>laughingpriestresses.jpg

>Enter your time machine for a historic visit to Ancient Egypt
>See this http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1499119802388.png

what do

>>93712390
They were just slaves, but at least I still have my houseworkers. I'm just pissed we're getting less AESTHETICS done in time.

>>93712413
Jump in the pool cause its fucking hot in Egypt

>>93709288
When you are a God, it is not a violation, it is a sacred union

>>93711871
Egypt has been under foreign control for over 2000 years and modern Egypt has little connection to its ancient predecessor. Nearly all Egyptians are Arabs now and the Coptic language is dead. If you want a civilization that had a Bronze Age but still remains here today with a cultural continuity then just take a look at China. People in China still worship their old gods and ancestors and can read ancient texts.

>>93712566
t.Zeus

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>>93707950
I threw a rock at this bird and it died.

>>93712625
Not even Manchu stupidity and Mao's autism could kill the China

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They are just jealous that while you treat your women as cattle we treat ours as people

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>>93707950

>>93712625
>china got btfo for over a century
>now sinocentrism becomes real

How did this happen???

>>93712631
Good, its not a sacrifice to the gods unless its dead.

>>93712765
Remove opium

>>93712631
>>93712769
FOOLS!

Those birds are sacred to the pharaohs. The punishment for harming them is death!

>>93709443
Have you tried giving it some Falcon Punch? Falcon's love the great taste.

>>93712793
How rude

>>93710429
Has issue 4 been released yet?

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Training to be a scribe and aesthetics advisor for Pharoah's court. Shit's cash.

>>93713257
You didn't hear? Got cancelled for the Hyksos invasion. Lazy artists.

>>93711871
>literally the only
China exists.
>surviving
"Egyptian civilization" did not survive into the modern era, it died over 1500 years ago.
>from the bronze age
Periodization is a meme.

>>93713384
Lad, you absolutely cannot say that Ancient China still exists. China is probably the most JUST country in all of history considering everything that has ever happened over centuries.

The Arab remake of Egypt looks fucking shit.

>>93713470
It's better than the African remake of Egypt

Like, what the fuck us up with the flying pyramids?

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huh, it's raining again...well, at least it's better than the whole frogplagueposting

>>93711963
>>93712041
>>93712625
>>93713384
Bronze age China weren't contemporaries with bronze age Near East. As it stands Egypt is older than China. Also, while Egypt today is radically different it is still Egypt much like how Greece is analogous to ancient Greece. It's a continuation with a fresh coat of paint.

>>93713463
>Lad, you absolutely cannot say that Ancient China still exists.
None of the ancient civilizations exist anymore because we don't consider ourselves "ancient". Culture always change but China had the same government system until 1912 and it has a stronger tie to its ancient culture than fucking Egypt.

>China is probably the most JUST country in all of history considering everything that has ever happened over centuries.
But they still exist.

>>93713543
The Hebrew god episode was shit, he was way too fucking OP. Ra could have stomped his shit if it wasn't for the shitty writing.

>>93713543
>Tell Moses we need his people as slaves
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M TELLING THEIR GOD

Fucking shitty RPer with a mod dad. I hate tripfags.

>>93713463
People in China can still read ancient characters though. It's the oldest writing system still in use. People in Egypt speak Arabic and they even consider themselves Arabs now.

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(serious firepower)

>>93713561
>Bronze age China weren't contemporaries with bronze age Near East.
You're shifting goalposts. Periodization is a meme. The "Bronze Age" isn't a specific time period and it's development is relative to the location.
>As it stands Egypt is older than China.
Nobody doubts this.
>Also, while Egypt today is radically different it is still Egypt much like how Greece is analogous to ancient Greece. It's a continuation with a fresh coat of paint.
No, they are all radically different from their ancient counterparts. At least Greeks still speak Greek. Egyptians speak Arabic and a bunch of them want to kill Copts.

>>93713561
>Also, while Egypt today is radically different it is still Egypt much like how Greece is analogous to ancient Greece. It's a continuation with a fresh coat of paint.

Egypt is a Arabized and Greece got Turk'd.

>>93713463
Lad, saying Modern Egypt has a stronger cultural continuity to Ancient Egypt than modern China does to Ancient China is fucking retarded.

>>93713561
>It's a continuation with a fresh coat of paint.
Anon you need some sort of cultural continuity for that. It's why England claims descent from the Saxons rather than Boadicea, the break between the two cultures is just too great for a direct link.

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Nitocris is my waifu.

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>first great female in history
>also the first reverse trap

Coincidence? I'll leave it up to you.

>>93713751
Define "cultural continuity". I'm not sure what facets of current day China you think is similar to 2,000 years ago. What is it?

>>93713463
Yeah, China might have been getting BTFO for centuries but they always thought of themselves as Chinese and practised their culture. Even under Qing rule and commie bullshit. Greeks thought of themselves as Romans for ages and Egyptians today consider themselves Arabs.

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Yahweh is stirring up trouble. Which of our gods let him in the city again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCeQ-IloLg

>>93713678
>You're shifting goalposts. Periodization is a meme. The "Bronze Age" isn't a specific time period and it's development is relative to the location.
This is what I was talking about. Periodization is not a meme. Real life is not a game of civ as societies rose and fell at different times thus for organization it is useful to categorize civilizations based on important developments in human history (Dark Ages, Renaissance, Enlightenment). In the case of the bronze age it refers to any region or civilization that achieved bronze metallurgy. As an umberlla term it's inaccurate since it implies that the whole world was experiencing it when that was not the case. The bronze age refers to either the one the Near East/Europe had or China. The bronze age he was referring to was likely the Near East one in which case he would still be correct.

>No, they are all radically different from their ancient counterparts. At least Greeks still speak Greek. Egyptians speak Arabic and a bunch of them want to kill Copts.
I'll give you language (which even then was heavily influenced by Egyptian) but every other cultural aspect is uniquely Egyptian. Only the radicals which everyone hates want to kill Copts, to the contrary Egyptians are extremely proud of their ancient ancestors such as them minting the Sphinx and Pharaohs in their currency.

>>93713514
>African remake of Egypt

You do know that Egypt is a part of Africa, right?

>>93713954
Writing, language, not being culturally wiped out, the Arabs didn't colonise Egypt but they managed to drastically change the native culture in a way the Manchus never managed.

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What do you guys think of the casting choice for King Ramses in the new Plagues movie? Doesn't look much like the comic version.

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>>93713543
The planets are crazy, coming this close to Earth. I mean, what the fuck is Venus thinking??

>>93713954
Not that guy but
>All Chinese languages descend from Archaic Chinese and Chinese people can still read texts from over a thousand years ago
>They still worship their ancestors and native gods
>Philosophies such as Confucianism still play an important role in Chinese life

The Qings and commies didn't "destroy everything". A lot of particular practices simply died out over time. Some were even revived. The Ming for example, brought back certain ancestral worship rites from the Shang.

>>93713543
Pharaoh will deliver us from those Hebrews. His heart is righteous.

>>93714109
What's funny is that the Manchus basically Sinicized themselves and now you can't tell the difference between a Manchu and a Han.

>>93714054
>As an umberlla term it's inaccurate since it implies that the whole world was experiencing it when that was not the case.
I'm pretty sure that's what they were referring to.

>>93709994
holy shit that's my local priestess

>>93709012
Which Digimon is this?

>>93710660
Bastet IS the most kawaii goddess

>>93713954
Egyptians don't use wingdings or worship their incest gods anymore

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Hi /co/, do you like my new wife? She's very devout to me.

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Thoughts?

>>93714406
BRING BACK CLIPART LANGUAGE AND CAT HEADED GODDESS

>>93709074
To the east, men-lovers.

To the north, boy-lovers.

To the west, wolf-lovers.

To the south, Nubians.

Clearly the world beyond our borders is the worst.

>>93714433
Retconning honest work into slavery never sat right with me

We can't have uplifting stories about community and camaraderie anymore it seems. I'm tired of this grim dark edgy arc :(

>>93713470
Literally the worst Egypt. Hope we get another reboot.

>>93714433
Somebody needs to tell those jewish tribes their Moses never existed.

>>93714491
Especially those godawful Assyrians. Feel sorry for the poor sap who lives under their borders.

>>93714054
Yes, the Near East was the first place to enter the "Bronze Age" but that original anon treated it like it was happening around the world at the same time. Saying something like Egypt is the only surviving civilization from the Bronze Age is wrong and makes no sense.

>When playing the Egyptians, there are two things to remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL48phMEVsc

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>>93714433
>meet him once in a bar
>suddenly some glowing dudes with wings and flaming swords appeared and tried to fuck him up
>his wife took his younger kid and removed his foresking with the knife I was using to eat my goat lunch
>she then proceeds to throw the foreskin at his husband's feet
>glowing dudes are like "wtf man" and they just vanish in thin air
>mfw the whole thing
fucking hebrews, man...

>>93708606
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>>93708752
>>93709118
>>93710660
>>93710965
>>93709285
>>93712207
YIFF IN NETER KHERTET

>>93714589
>she then proceeds to throw the foreskin at his husband's feet
...You sure this guy isn't a Greek?

>>93714636
what the fuck is a greek?

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Anyone here ever play this? I've suddenly become really nostalgic.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suWiJQ4L7IQ

>>93714682
I loved this game. I also enjoyed Master of Olympus: Zeus and Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom. Never played Caesar though.

>>93713954
Well, we actually know what traditional Chinese music sounds like and people still play it today. Meanwhile Egyptian music is a mystery and Hollywood always interprets it as spooky woodwind instruments with an Arabic flair.

>>93714680
One of those smelly northerners. They are the boy-lovers.

>>93714742
Zeus was great, I think it was the last of the citybuilder series so they'd learned from heir mistakes.

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Some darker skinned slave was yelling something about being a king?

Those fools, do they not know that the King is and must be of Egyptian descent?

Besides I hear Cairo has some marbled colored people from beyond the Northen sea visiting, I want to see them myself.

>>93714843
that's an indian you retarded persian

>>93714806
Nope, Emperor was their last and it runs the smoothest. Medieval Mayor was supposed to be their return to the 2D engine but they've been development hell for years.

>>93714843
That ass are going to deflate after 29, you can bet on it.

I only hope our great civilization does not get destroyed by those barbarians of the east.

>>93714054
Egyptians didn't even know or care about their ancient past until the West began to take an interest in it. That's how disconnected they had been from their ancestors.

>>93709350
*bows before it

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>>93714992
>Egyptians didn't
Are you a traveler from the future times?

>>93714992
Yeah they only began to rediscover their own history in the early 1800s through the work of European scholars.

>>93708123

Shame about her nose, though.

>>93715057
Yes. Keep an eye on those people on the peninsula to the north.

>>93715057
It has all been foretold in the ancient Hermetica, brother https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/profecias/esp_profecia08.htm

>>93712843
and people still think /co/heretics are a myth

>>93715317
>peninsula to the north
I told you assholes about those damn Greeks!

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>>93712317
Bast, the one true cuddly sweet fuzzy-wuzzy Goddess. At least until she turns on the claws while sitting on your lap; then you're screwed.

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Sup profligates?

>>93708838
Thoth, I hate Futurism.

>>93714433
>>hire thousands of labourers and tradesmen to build an immense project
>>retconned into millions of slaves pulling blocks the size of houses into Tetris like shapes
Fuck this gay earth.

>>93709113
Reeds bread mountains mountains girl with tit out mirror wave wave beerpot!

>>93707950
I sure love being a white guy in a nation of whites

>>93709285
who the fuck picks lettuce as a favourite food?

>>93715931
>hire thousands of labourers and tradesmen to build an immense project

Yeah "hired". Just like European nobility "hired" serfs to work on the farms. It's totally not slavery, because they were "paid" some token bullshit!

>>93716106
Someone who is lolsorandumb

>MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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seriously what the fuck is the deal with this cunt? Can't even pass by her temple anymore without getting a goddamn earful, that bitch seriously needs the crazy fucked out of her

>>93716224
Yeah I know, she's gotten real catty recently

>>93716224
What's wrong with her TOOOOOOOOOOOES?

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Just got back from seeing The Plagues. Decent disaster flick, but did anyone else think the 10th plague was a tad much?

lit

>>93716387
Fucking edgy as shit.

"The remainder of the Horus and Seth story tells the various contendings these two youths devised for each other. We have to assume that Seth, also, is a ‘youth’, because Atum refers to the two contenders as ‘these two youths,’ where the word for ‘youth is again aDd.

Many of these contests, if done by human beings, would be a matter of life and death. In one contest the two youths try to outwit one another. This contest includes a homosexual attempt by Seth and a revenge by Horus. In the course of this contest both youngsters prove that they are indeed post-pubescent by producing semen.

Isis seems to be aware of the importance not just of semen production, but its placement or role in the coming-of-age ceremony. She goes through the ritual masturbation of her son to produce that semen. He has Horus place his own semen on the lettuce patch so that Seth ingests it.

Back in court, Seth declares that “I have done a man’s deed to him.” Literally, “I did work and fight to him,” where kAt, ‘work’ is written as its homonym, kAt, ‘vagina’, so it ends up reading, literally, I did a vagina fight to him. However we translate aHA, ‘to fight’, it implies the use of force in this male contest. This contest ends with a ritual calling forth of these young men’s semen with all the deities present. Seth’s semen ends up discarded in the marshes. Horus’s semen, in Seth’s belly, transforms into a golden sun disk that Thoth appropriates for himself."
How do you like my fanfic?

>>93710160
Saudis are kind of evil, news at 11.
You know what Saudi servants call London? The only Arab city where you can run away.

>>93716248
Your papyrus shall be shredded, Carlos

>>93710324
Yeah those Coptics are probably not long for this world, unless they flee and establish a community elsewhere

>>93717205
Christfags' days are numbered anyway.

>>93708082
Man they didn't bring him back without one of the most definining thigs for any male. That for me is impactful enough.

>>93717246
>Monotheism
You can't have balance with just one god.

>>93708332
I tell you with those women in the haram, soon we will be seeing women runing around dressed as man.

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>>93717277
>Christianity
>one god
Bunch of icon worshipping polytheists wearing the skin of montheists

>>93711662
Sikhs have also fled to western countries due to persecution by muslims, but then they get mistaken for muslims all the time because of their turbans. It's mildly comical

>>93714362
yeah up until you get to know that she is in to castration.

Reminder that blacks arent egyptians

>>93717428
Show me the parchment with proof, of begone to the land of boy lovers!

Anybody here experienced having their dicks washed by their Nubian servants? It's great.

>>93709068
>do you bleed?
>you will
>and it'll be on a cross

>>93709157
>Pharaoh Red, Pharoah Blue

Seth-Aphobis doesn't make sense.
Isn't one a donkey ape and the other a snake dragon?
You can't mix these two.

>>93709693
Very nice

>>93717589
Dude all her priests are castrated as a maner of initiation.

>>93708380
Pretending that the Greek gods are secretly the same beings as our established pantheon was much worse.

Fuck Alexander and fuck Greek people.

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>youths today only know Hebrew lies from the Alexandrian Septuagint
I still miss him, lads

>>93708123
>>93708383
>Cleopatra
>Antonius

GREEKS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93717829
Those idiots invented that practice. The goddess does not care, and would rather prefer her men with dicks intact....... if you know what I mean ;)

>>93708440
>Boring books instead of pictures
>The plot is literally "LOL YHVH MURDERS EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT SUCK HIS DICK LOL"

Shit series, fuck off to /lit/

>>93709145
>Implying Greeks aren't the real problem

Enjoy your Ptolemaic overlords.

>>93717859
Be Ramzes the Third. Beat the sea people onslaught, survive draughts, earthquackes and the total colaps of other great civilisations. Still a benevolent ruler, Syria is desolate, so you send people to settle there. support them with food and protection. Jews somehow spin it that it happened because their God beat you and all egyptian males of young age died. This is what you get for trying to be nice.

>>93709885
>>93709952
>Implying Greekfags and Romaboos are not one and the same

BOY LOVERS GET OUT

>>93709960
>"He will never personally hear the voice of our glorious pharoh"

Why would I WANT to hear some shitty Ptolemaic Greek "pharaoh"? FUCK Cleopatra, FUCK Rome and FUCK the Greeks.

#LockHerUp #KekWillsIt

>>93710017
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>>93711991
>Implying you Semites-Hammites are any different from each other.
Now I have something funny to tell my best friends at the circus, thanks brownies.

t.Glorious Roman

>>93717956
I pray continually to our frog god of chaos that the hebrew temple will one day be destroyed and their race dispersed for all time

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>>93707950
Degenerate furries with their strange gods.
Where are the wine and my young ephebes?

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>>93707950
Finally got my order from eastern market. This is the real deal, so much soul in this, so kawaii. Egyprain stories seems so empty for me now. Can't believe I've spent my life reading the stories of Seth.

>>93714585
Atlanteans best race.