Who would win a fight? Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne?

Clark's a clutzy journalist.
Bruce is a dumb playboy with too much money
It would be a pathetic fight

>>93701832
I don't know, Clark's got that farm boy strength.

>>93701832
Who. Would. Win.

>>93701854
Yeah, but he wears glasses. And he must be blind without them, seeing as he never takes them off.

>>93701832
Clark grew up on a farm, while he's fat and clumsy I'd say he's likely very strong

Wayne likely has assassin's following him around playing bodyguard so him.

My money is on Kent, he's got the autism strength.

>>93701858
Gotta go with Clark, I mean just look at OPs pictures he's like 50% bigger than that rich boy in pure muscle

>>93701812
>"Oh, Jeeves, could you strike this typesetting commoner for me? I just had a manicure!"
I've heard that Mr. Kent comes from Arkansas or something and grew up on a real-life farm. He might know a thing or two about scrapping in a fight, so I give him the edge over the bourgious Wayne.

Oliver Queen.

>>93701904
Yeah, but Wayne grew up in Gotham. Muggers even killed his parents. Surely he's taken a self-defense class or two, just to be safe?

>>93701938
He probably just bought a fucking gun, and you can't have a fistfight with a gun. I mean, maybe Wayne can, since he probably bought off the entire Gotham PD and can do whatever he wants, but that still doesn't mean he's stronger if he just shoots someone to death.

>>93701812
Kent is farmboy and played football. Wayne is a dandy. Kent stomps.

>>93701812
I guess that Clark guy is farm strong, but at the same time I think most rich guys do some kind of self defense so I'd give it to Wayne

>>93701910
Please. As if a bleeding heart hippy like Queen could take an all-american farmboy like Kent.

I'd give it to Wayne. He himself is a just a rich chucklefuck, but I've heard that Jeeves guy who is always around is ex special forces of some kind. The butler would butle farm boy.

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>>93701987
>implying Wayne wouldn't summon an army of sexy broads he's fucked to mob Kent
>implying Kent's farmboy upbringing would render him completely unable to strike a woman
>implying he wouldn't freeze up in an autistic meltdown from being that close to so many attractive ladies
>implying Kent wouldn't do down under a hail of purse beatings and high-heel stomps

>>93702063
Emphasis on EX special forces. You think anybody who still knows how to handle themselves would put up with being bossed around by some idiot? My guess is the codger's forgotten or drunken away anything that made him dangerous.

>>93702154
I thought Wayne played for the other team, considering how much time he spends around Dick Greyson and that Butler of his.

>>93701812
MMM, BOYS!

I heard that Bruce Wayne is really good at martial arts. My buddy knows a guy that knows a guy that has a friend who's cousin who went to one of Wayne's events, and apparently he saw him take down 3 goons before running out of the place. Flying kicks and everything!

>>93702000
He has a better chance than Bruce "What STDs DON'T I have?" Wayne.

>>93702154
Kent was raised right and proper so he'd never hit a lady. But the kind of women that hang around Wayne aren't ladies.

Damnit, Clark Kent is Superman! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SEE THAT!?

Are you all mad?! I'm not crazy, YOU ARE THE CRAZY ONES!

>>93701832
Clark's got farmboy muscle and no tact. Probably never even been in a real fight. Bruce has absolutely gotten some shitty hollywood martial arts training because it seemed hip at the time. Assuming Bruce works out to help with the ladies, I'm giving it to Bruce.

The only way Clark would win is if Bruce got literally conned by some ridiculous martial arts instructor that knows nothing, or if Clark got trained by some soldiers while he was reporting on a war.

I'd like to see either of them take one step into a dark alley in Gotham. See how much good their talk works out when they're face to face with Eel O'Brian or Matches Malone.

>>93701812
God, I wanted Clark to floor Bruce during that whole stupid movie.

>>93702323
"Thank you, Batman. I couldn't have done it without you."
"I know."
>pulls out grapple, launches it at Batplane, and flies away

Clark was raised on a farm, he's got farmboy strength. Bruce's never done a difficult thing in his life.

>>93701812
They kinda look like Batman and Superman.

>>93702317
Didn't you get the memo? Eel O'Brian is a superhero now.

>>93702227
>My buddy knows a guy that knows a guy that has a friend who's cousin

Yeah ok next you'll be saying that wayne is batman

>>93701878
Some people can get migraines if they don't wear their glasses for a bit, even if their eyesight isn't absolutely terrible.

Billy Batson

>>93702676
So the hick will have a headache while Bruce "Give Her Ass Pain" Wayne wails on him. Great.

>>93701812
Mild mannered reporter clark kent decking anyone?
He runs at the first sight of trouble, The boys a coward! He wouldn't last one second in a fight!
Now bruce can at least keep his cool, he's been kidnapped, taken hostage and been involved in how many ploys to take his money and kept his cool all the time.

>>93701812
Lois Lane

>>93701812
Clark might be a farmboy, but I never seen him anywhere near danger, which is ridiculous for a reporter.
There were more than enough times when he was near something happening and he just ran away. He's a coward.

Bruce is a millionaire tho, and he's also in a pretty good shape. Only way that's happening is if he has his private instructor or some shit, and I bet that also includes some self-defense lessons.

>>93702270
Not this shit again. Get it through your thick skull SUPERMAN DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES !!!

>>93702999
What if Clark is one of those hipsters that wears empty frames?

>>93702169
>Emphasis on EX special forces. You think anybody who still knows how to handle themselves would put up with being bossed around by some idiot? My guess is the codger's forgotten or drunken away anything that made him dangerous.
Mate, for the money Wayne pays I bet the butler can beat up entire gangs of Gotham thugs. Also, maybe your american special forces go to shit when they retire but a former SAS only gets tougher with age.

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Bruce Wayne lives in Gotham. Gotham is a fucking shithole.

He's constantly at risk for assassination or being held hostage for ransom. He probably knows some kind of self defense.

Clark live in Metropolis, he's got Superman looking after him. He's never got to worry about that.

Bruce would be able to avoid his attempts to take him down, probably won't be able to over power him but he'd out last him.

>>93701812
A farm boy vs some sissy rich kid. Clark has this one

>>93701812
>A rich Playboy who's drunk at every other party
>Vs a farm boy who probably played highschool football

Unless Wayne can buy his wuss ass out of it, he's going down.

>>93701878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Nov7vSkmU

>>93702959
>>Emphasis on EX special forces. You think anybody who still knows how to handle themselves would put up with being bossed around by some idiot? My guess is the codger's forgotten or drunken away anything that made him dangerous.
I've read on one of those rag magazines, one of the models he fucked says he has a bunch of scars. Says the guy is super into extreme sports, parachuting, boat racing, motorcycles, mountain climbing. Dude is fit.

>>93701812
Wayne's a soft pampered punk with nothing but curl bro muscle and a tan bed for the look.
Kent comes from the Smallville sweat fields, he earned that natty build and bronze coat every single day.
A chad like Wayne's only lucky a boyscout like Kent's too timid to swing first or it'd be done the minute it starts.

>>93701854
Had farm boy strength. He's a city boy now. Wayne on the other hand has to keep working out so he doesn't get downgraded to plus sized models.

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>>93703149
I agree, Bruce Wayne would probably win against Clark Kent.

>>93703247
MATCHES! how's it going my man!

>>93703247
Well if matches says that, it's settled.

>>93703276
It's going well, I got the boys busy running numbers and bets on this fight. Mr. Kents odds aren't looking so good, and almost everyone in the Gotham Underworld at least is betting against the farm boy turned desk jockey.

Even if everyone else calls us a shit hole, we got some pride in that stuck up rich boy.

>>93701812
M8, look at the size of Kent. That guy would crush a millionaire little nanny effortlessly.

>>93703351
Knew it! So you've got money on this, Malone? Well, knowing how your luck with trouble always floats against the odds into your favor I'm betting you're pulling a fast one.
You want everyone looking at one guy while you're behind the other.
It'll be a nice day in Hub City before I get chumped with a flimsy bait and switch, I'm putting mine on Kent.

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>>93703472
You a betting man?

>>93703149
>Implying he ever leaves his house

Little pussy probably cries when his club soda falls of his seat in his private plane. Bet that butler of his still wipes his ass after a shit.

>>93703501
Put them in a room and make them fight and I might.

>>93703351
Makes sense, i got my money on Wayne too. I hear he hangs around Cobblepot, so he's probably no stranger to a scrap.

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>>93703550
It will be arranged, I'll be right back gentlemen. Need to put things in motion.

>>93703585
Mmm... h-hey... can you make them not fight?
Maybe something a lot more funny and humiliating? Something like... haha. put them in a room and make them fuck?

Their faces would be priceless! Haha. Just for fun.

>>93702671
>Eel o'brien a superhero

What?! Since fucking when? What's his hero name anyway?

>>93703567
Cobblepot is a pathetic manlet that even fucking Condiment King would be able to take down.

>>93703623
I bet Wayne is a power bottom

>>93703629
How have you not heard of this? he's plasticman!

>>93703635
isn't Cobblepot a black belt?

>>93703636
I bet he likes it dirty and let's Kent insult him and shit. And Kent gets all flustered during the whole deal. Haha. this is so funny. haha.

>>93703665
At being a fat fuck?

>>93701963
>but that still doesn't mean he's stronger
that wasn't the question.

>>93701963
>since he probably bought off the entire Gotham PD and can do whatever he wants

G-Guys... What if... What if Wayne is the Joker?

>>93701910
That pansy? Please, he is an even bigger pussy than Wayne.

>>93703501
Heh, i bet you could take 'em both, Matches.

Especially that rich brat.

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"And in our lead off story tonight, Billionaire and Philanthropist Bruce Wayne is currently under cast and neck brace at Wayne Medical. At last night's rededication of Wayne Fountain Mr. Wayne was reportedly in an altercation with Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. There is no word on which of the two started this dust up, but both men said neither will be pressing charges,"

>>93703870
what does the other guy look like?

>>93702278
>We have purposely trained him, as a joke

Bruce Wayne confirmed for Wimp Lo

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>>93703889
"Further questions directed to Mr. Kent were met with a succinct 'No Comment,'"

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>>93703500
Well, looks like you made out pretty well tonight, you Hub City guys are pretty quick on the up and up. Say, if I were to want to talk someone about doing...business over in Hub, you'd be able to steer me right?

>>93703989
Malone you are expanding operations, no doubt with our losses over this Wayne vs Kent fiasco. Truly this foppish fracas has been a Dawn of Dullards.

>>93703870
What the fuck? Is this real?? Ahahah

I guess that answers our question lads

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Something doesn't add up here.

>>93702154

>implying Kent wouldn't do down under a hail of purse beatings and high-heel stomps

This is my fetish

>>93701812
Football hero farm-boy beats the lazy womanizing sot.

Selina Kyle vs Lois Lane

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>>93703989

Gentlemen. I do believe you owe me money.

>>93703635
Don't say that shit, even online. Bad things tend to happen to people that do.

Who are the closest irl analogues of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent and how do we get them to fight? This is for science.

>>93704781
Oh please! What's the worst he cou

>>93701812
Hmm...that Kent guy looks a lot like Superman...must be a coincidence.

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>>93703870
Fake news. Gotham tonight has really hit an all time low.

>>93701812
I guess it depends on how drunk Wayne is.

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>>93704870
Richard Branson and some literal who redneck farmer turned reporter?

He played college ball yknow

>>93704870
Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent, what are you on about?

>>93704261

Who would win in a fight

Lois or Diana?

>>93705865
Who does your make-up Wayne, or do you carry around some in your purse so you can do your own? Nice concealer on that black eye, but you could use some gloss to fade that fat lip. Don't worry about caking it on, it'd be a good look for a powder puff like you and if you're worried about smearing it on something I hear some guys are into that.

>>93703705
Would Bruce Wayne kill a reporter? Everytime someone gets his hands on a gun Batman shows up in no time.

>>93703186
Bullshit. Those are scars from ski riding. Guy is always drunk and quickly get injured

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>>93701812
Kind of a random question, but thinking about it that might make for an interesting fight. Well, Bruce Wayne has shown some self-defense skills in the past, the extent of these skills are not known but even if it is just basic karate classes that's more combat experience than life as a farm boy would give Clark. On the other hand Clark is a journalist, which sounds like a useless skill during a fight-and it is-but if given time he can use his analytical and information-gathering skills to learn more about Bruce Wayne's combat-related skills, how much he can lift, maybe even something he can exploit like a recently healed injury or some other weakness.

In short, Bruce Wayne has the advantage of brute force and combat ability, but Clark Kent still has a chance to win if given enough prep time.

>>93706656
Don't forget Bruce's kryptonite, your mom jokes.

>>93706733
Oh shit man, that was cold!

Just like Wayne parents

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>>93704261
Ms. Lane, you are dangerously close to unraveling my contemptuous conundrum!! What is the one thing that Bruce Wayne can't get that Clark Kent has in spades??

>>93706949
Parents.

>>93701812
they both run away and disappear at the first sign of danger, neither would win since they are both wimps

Why would anybody know who Clark Kent was?
Even if they recognized his name as a guy who writes for the paper, they probably wouldn't know what he looks like.

>>93702270
>Clark Kent is Superman
fuck off with your headcannon m8
they look nothing alike

>>93707006
Ooooooooooh!

>>93701812
A trained boxer/fencer/martial artist vs someone who throws hay bails. My money's on Bruce.

From what I've heard, Kent stomps.

So a friend of a friend henched a while for some crime lord who had dealings with intergand. So he's at a bar bodyguarding his boss, who's discussing business with other mobsters. The waitress is serving the drinks, and the boss looks at her suspiciously. He realizes something, pulls her hair, the wig falls off...Bam! It's Lois fucking Lane. She kicks one of the boys in the nuts, then karate chops another. The girl's a beast. But there's 6 guys in the place, so she ain't taking them all down. And then the magic happens.

A 6'4" hunk busts through the door, running with his eyes closed and swating his arms around like a retard. Everyone is kind of shocked at the spectacle, and Lane takes it as a chance to disarm one of the others. Then Kent trips over his shoelaces, and I shit you not, he dodges a fucking bullet as he's falling and falls over one of the mooks, KOing him on the spot. Then he starts squealing like a pig and asking Lane for help, and he raises his arms and knocks 2 more out. Only my friend's friend manages to escape. I don't know where the guy learned to fight, but goddamn, it's like his clumsiness is a lethal weapon.

>>93707352
Blame loonatics that come up with that stupid theory about Kent being Superman and that stupid photo where he without glasses

>>93707676
>trained boxer/fencer/martial artist
Where did you get this information?

>>93707790
He broke the jaw one of his fellow alumni in a boxing match at prep school. Not sure about mma but he's a fencer and a boxer.

>>93707733
I think it's not him. Probably you were cursed or something. Try to remember, maybe you all touched some suspicious shit?

>>93702227
You're full of shit anon. I'm sure you were the crook who went to steal at Wayne's house and you're not saying it because everyone known Wayne loves lurking here

>>93707844
You sure? It's not some rumor he spread about himself? Like when he told every one that his scars from extreme sport and then it turns out he just get drunk and fall while ski ride

>>93702227
You're a liar. Obviously a taff with a lot of money has never had to lift a finger to fight in his life.

These peons keep spouting that he might have some shitty stage martial arts, but you know his actual confrontations are handled by his bodyguards.

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>>93707733
What if Kent is actually Jinx?

>>93708018
Still more plausible than Superman. Jesus, can't believe anyone still believe in this shit. He just a reporter, deal with it already

Bruce, he is smarter. He can just plan ahead and kill Clark with a baseball bat

>>93702270

Buddy, Clark Kent can barely walk 5 feet without nearly killing himself. Superman goes toe to toe with that Brain fellow 5 times a week.

Plus Superman doesn't wear glasses.

Next you'll tell us Bruce Wayne is Batman or something stupid.

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>>93709431
>that Brain fellow

>>93701812
I heard Bruce Wayne studies karate when he visits Japan in the summer.

>>93705178
You know what I'm thinking?
Clark Kent must be Batman.

>>93702639
>Bruce Wayne is Superman
fuck that actually makes sense

>>93701812
Anyone ever think Kent's a bit too big to be that meek? You'd think he's faking it or something.

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>>93709431
>Hellow, I'm Brian Fellow

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>>93701812
Lex Luthor. He's built like a tank.

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>>93707676
>someone who throws hay bails
Shit, son, do you have any idea how much hay bails weigh?

If Kent can dead lift one of those and chuck it into a loft, one good crack on that rich boy's chin will be enough to put his lights out.

Fancy fighting moves don't mean jack when the other guy can just power right through them.

>>93709466
>he visits Japan in the summer
I had no idea visiting Japan could imbue you with amazing martial arts skills.

More likely he's hitting the sake with some of those jailbait school girls at the local hot spring.

>>93709655
When you're a big, strong guy it's easy to push people around and most folks would eye you with caution. Maybe he acts non-threatening so folks won't be afraid of him?

>>93701812
doesn't matter
Bruce cucked Clark regardless

>>93709655
He's obviously hiding something. I think he's Batman. Acts all meek and pathetic so that no one notices he knows martial arts.

>>93701812
>Bruce
>millionaire with a assload of money
>likely did some bullshit martial arts training to get laid
>has never been in a real fight, or at least one's where he wasn't backed up by his bully gang. And the victim wasn't that crippled kid.

>Clark
>strong farmboy
>can lift and carry bundles of hay, farm equipment, ect.
>cushy reporter job.
>has never been in a real fight, save for the times when he and the football team tormented nerds. And the victim wasn't that egotistical prat who already lost all that hair

It'd be a absolutely shite fight so I wouldn't waste your time.

>>93701812
Didn't recent leaks provided by that Calculator dude reveal that Bruce traveled the world to learn all these different styles of martial arts, not to mention boxing and even fucking ninjitsu?

He'd kick Clark's ass, even if he is twice his size.

Also why the fuck was Bruce Wayne learning all these different fighting styles anyways? Is he going to become a vigilante super dick like Batman?

>>93703635
Of course copplepot is a pathetic manlet, but dude gets into some shady shit, and pays for lots of mercs.

>>93707352
He's always hanging out with that hottie Lois Lane.

Guys, what if Clark Kent was Batman?

>>93710462
>jailbait school girls
I hear 14 is legal in Japan. Considering all the orphan kids Wayne adopts I would be surprised if he's into people a little TOO young.

Especially since those adopted kids either disappear, like that Todd kid, or run away to shit-holes like Bludhaven like the Greyson kid.

>>93710649
>Also why the fuck was Bruce Wayne learning all these different fighting styles anyways?
Even if what you claim is true, and it's probably bullshit since you don't have a source, knowing how to fight can really help pick up chicks. Only reason I can think of for why a man-whore like Wayne would wanna learn how to fight.

>>93710879
Whatever happened to that Todd boy? I heard rumours that Wayne sold him to a thai child pornography ring. Or that he killed him and grilled and ate his body. Those billionaire types get bored with having everything in life at hand so they try fucked up stuff to feel excitement.

>>93710976
Fucked if I know man. He just disappeared one day, and Wayne refused to comment on it to reporters. Probably paid off CPS so they wouldn't investigate.

>>93710649
>Bruce traveled the world to learn all these different styles of martial arts
Just because he threw his money around doesn't mean he got his money's worth. I can't see someone as shaky as Bruce Wayne having the discipline to sit through beginner lessons.
Probably just bought his way through the belts and titles to intimidate people at his parties with made up stories about fighting a hundred ninja bare hand.

I'm onto him, man. I wouldn't be surprised if he planned to open a McDojo at some point to cash in on all the fake flare about his mystical jet setting journeys when really he just sat in some spa all day.
All Calculator's done is give him cred for the push.

>>93701812
Holy fuck, is that Clark? Clark Kent? I went to elementary school with that guy!

Really nice kid, but something weird happened relating to him when we were in school..

I was on the way home from school, my parents work pretty late so I'd have the school bus drop me off. Now it was pretty snowy that day, I guess the bus must've slide cuz before I knew it we were plunging headfirst into a frozen lake. We were sinking down, everyone was screaming, I thought I was gonna die. I was crying and calling for my mom, that's when I looked out the window and saw him. It was Clark, and not only was this 9 year old kid pulling our school bus out of the water, he was freaking flying while he did it! I was frozen in shock, but after he dropped us off and flew off I tried to tell everyone what'd I'd seen. No one believed me, not that I blame them..

I've been too scared to tell anyone this because I thought they'd think I was crazy but it's true. I saw Clark stopping our school bus from falling with my own two eyes.

>>93711003
>All Calculator's done is give him cred for the push.
>Implying he didn't pay Calculator to do it.

This shit has "PR Campaign" written all over it.

>>93711029
It's called a hallucination kid. It happens sometimes when you're completely freaked out of your mind. This was how many years ago? 30 or so? Meta-humans weren't even a thing back then.

>>93711105
What about the Green Lantern or Jay Garrick?

>>93711186
Isn't Green Lantern a space cop or something? That ain't a meta-human, that's alien science nonsense.

Of course my question is "why the fuck does Earth have to follow laws laid down by some aliens, that we never agreed to?"

>>93709630
>Billionaire who can afford to take time off
>actually takes a fuckload of time off doing what we can only guess
>pulls the whole I am big and influences the city's economy charade
>HATES crime
>no glasses like Superman
>is fucking ripped like Superman
Holy shit, Bruce Wayne IS Superman

>>93711029
You were freaked out, of course you saw something that didn't make sense.
He is not even a journalist, he's a fucking editor. Saying he is fucking Superman of ALL meta-humans is retarded

>>93711105
>>93711513
How the hell did we get out of the water if I was "hallucinating" then?

We were sinking and taking on water, and then our bus was lifted out and put back on the road.

I know what I saw.

>>93703149
>Bruce Wayne lives in Gotham. Gotham is a fucking shithole.
Wayne lives in a mansion you retard, I bet that rich faggot never even steps foot in Gotham outside of posh penthouses since he has that pedophile butler he's always adopting little boys for to drive him from place to place.

How the fuck did Wayne avoid getting arrested for that one kid who disappeared? What was his name, Jimmy Bodd, Jack Odd? Bet the butler raped him while Wayne watched the sick fuck.

>>93711674
Gee, I'll guess I believe this stranger on the internet that some editor farm boy on The Daily Planet is Superman. Even with the information what would we do then? It's not you CAN do anything to Superman

>>93701812
Kent's a farmer AND a journalist, so he's got retard power. Wayne doesn't have much to counter that.

>>93703870
Damn Waynefags blown the fuck out. Where's your sugar daddy now you sluts?

>>93709933
>Manley
More like Lex Loser lmao.

>>93701812

I hear that Wayne is actually crazy /fit/. Like he's actually some kind of fitness nut, he just doesn't want people to know about it for some reason.

>>93711793
I never said he was Superman!

But that guy isn't human!

>>93711938
Pics or it didn't happen

>>93711775
Todd, and honestly Wayne strikes me as the pedo more than the butler.

Guys, can't you fucking see it, it's so fucking obvious!

Like, holy fuck, you're all blind or retarded

Bruce Wayne is Shazam!

>>93706183
Are we talking about Diana Prince, or Princess Diana?
Because I don't know much about Diana when she has a secret identity, but Lois is an army brat and tough as nails, she probably grew up learning how to floor new recruits.

>>93711938
At most he's a Meta-human, who the fuck cares? He's got retard farm-boy strength at most, he's obviously clumsy as shit, and not very bright.

>>93711990
>Princess Diana
Pretty sure she died in a car crash anon.

>>93711974
Billionaires and their fucked up fetishes, man

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>>93707352

>Why would anybody know who Clark Kent was?

I imagine this guy as being the rough equivalent to being a real world Clark Kent. If you know who he is, then you'd also know who Clark Kent was.

Clark Kent. Because he's Superman. And Bruce Wayne is Batman. And Superman beats Batman

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>>93712102
>He actually believes this

>>93711240
How come Lady Shiva is not a Green Lantern?

>>93706656
>that's more combat experience than life as a farm boy would give Clark.
You clearly don't understand how rural life works.
There are three choices to busy yourself with when the workday is over.
Sex, Drugs, and Religion. And these are not mutually exclusive, mind you.
Sex and Religion aside, there are plenty of drugs out there that will put a fellow in a fighting mood, so if we assume Smallville is a relatively clean town and the hardest thing around is the Moonshine that Pappy make in his shed, that's just the thing to cause a young man to have to learn how to throw and take a punch if he's going to have any sort of dignity.
And we're talking about the guy that married Lois Lane, so he has to be hiding balls at least as big as her own.

What if Batman is Superman?

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>>93712061
If you ever insult Clark like that again... not even Superman can save you

>>93701812
All this being equal. I say Clark, raised in a farm, body built from hard work. Bruce is just a rich pretty boy.

>>93701812
>>93712132
Lady Shiva would murder Clark Kent in .0004 seconds. Mark my words.

But what if Clark Kent was secretly Superwoman?

It's the perfect disguise!

>>93712174

The reason you had that reaction is exactly why it works. Nobody would ever suspect him.

>>93712256
Hmm

If Luthor says the truth and Superman IS an alien, who says Supergirl/woman isnt one as well? And who says theses aliens can't shapeshift? Just like the Martian in Colorado!

>>93712347
>If Luthor says the truth and Superman IS an alien, who says Supergirl/woman isnt one as well?
If he is an alien then Supergirl is obviously his cousin or sister or something. Shit that was already obvious, considering their powers and branding.

>>93701812

Superman and Batman are very obviously the same person. You'd have to be a moron to believe otherwise. The entire reason that Batman wears a mask is simply to hide the fact that he's also Superman.

>>93702721
literally who

>>93712548
kid in fawcett city whos become the star reporter of Whizz Radio they say its cuz hes buddy with Captain Marvel but really i think theres a massive pedo ring going on here

>>93703209
>Had farm boy strength. He's a city boy now.
Have you seen his solders?
The guy's still got it.

>>93712548
Whiz' media prodigy child slave.

>>93702000
>>93703754
At least he didn't pick someone like Peter Parker.

>>93702270
Somebody get this hothead back to Arkham.

>>93712821
Goddamn it, not every superhero is a pedophile!
I mean some of them like Green Arrow, and that alien chick that Green Lantern was with for a bit didn't look quite legal, but maybe that's just what they look like grown up.

>>93702721
The disk jockey on public radio? That guys got a voice like an eleven year old, probly gots the body of one too.

>>93701812
Kent's a southern boy, with that farmer strength. Bruce Wayne's definitely not man enough to feel the pain

>>93703665
At what exactly, sumo?

>>93712960
That's because he's like 12 or 13.
Orphan kid, the CEO gave him a job.

There's probably a few dozen laws being broken, but the kid seems healthy and happy whenever anyone sees him running around with his crippled buddy.

>>93713055
I heard a rumor that the crippled kid was the former child star of whiz media, but when he tried to run away to pursue better career option Mr Morris kidnapped him and shattered his knees with a hammer. He now keeps him silent with brainwashing drugs and keeps him around as a reminder for Batson to never fail him. I also heard both kids were raped by Wayne and his butler at a gala.

>>93711039
>Bruce Wayne working with a psychopathic criminal

Come on, I know Bruce is a billionaire playboy asshole but I doubt he would work with known criminals. He's been very open about his views on crime and super villains before, not to mention what happened to his parents.

Motherfucker openly admitted that he thinks vigilantes like Batman are actually helping the world and making a difference. Most likely because he gets a boner thinking about Batman punching robbers in the face.

He'd probably round up every murderer and rapist in the country and shoot them all in the head personally if he had that kind of power.

>>93711869
>he just doesn't want people to know about it for some reason


Actually that is well known in the dc universe, bruce has fame of an adventurer and fan of extreme sports, that way he can justify all his injuries.


He even destroyed some Paparazzi's helicopter with a ski pole.

Why are you retards arguing about a dick head playboy and a literal who reporter? No body cares if these douches fight. Where do you even get this stuff?

>>93711775
>>93711974
Didn't Jason get raped and killed by some gangsters?

Bruce teared up and everything when he announced what happened to him. He seemed to love that kid like a father.

>>93713498
>Clark ''balls deep in Lois Lane'' Kent
>a literal who reporter

geez go out more often anon

>>93713520
more like a lover lmao

>>93701812
kent because if the public found out a billionare beat up a reporter no matter what the public wouldn't like it.

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>>93713520
Thats the cover up story. The Waynes actually have a long history of cruelty and fucked up fetishes. Didn't you see that report that the Gazelle released about the secret files on the Waynes? Thomas was a complete degenerate.

>>93712522

So does that make him SuperBatMan or BatSuperMan?

>>93712522
Really anon? Really?
That's on the same tier as "Bruce Wayne is The Joker" nonsense some people spout.

>>93712522
Oh man, do the butts match?

>>93714567
There's already a SuperBatMan.
Or will be, future shit, you know how it goes.

>>93709655
Dude played football in high school and is 6'3. He's an alpha-chad in disguise.

>>93701812

got to be Wayne anon


there's a rumor that he paid Ted Grant the Wildcat himself to train him

>>93711775
>Implying his ass isn't at risk of getting assalted everyday just by being in the city limits

Just being in the city limits greatly increases his odds of being assaulted.

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>>93701812
I know the truth about the both of them.

Clark Kent is Superman.

Bruce Wayne is Batman.

If you're wondering how I know this, I'm a part of the Justice League, I won't say who I am though.

Any doubters, please question why.

>>93701812
What are their feats?

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>>93717158
The REAL Batman here, I'm not Bruce Wayne

Also I like sucking big black cocks

>>93712908
>maybe that's just what they look like grown up.
Oh come on! An alien girl that just happens to look like a fourteen year old Tolkien reject as an adult and then she just happens to "age" herself up to what would be an acceptable age for humans?
She's clearly a shapeshifter who took a jailbait form for her pedo boyfriend's approval and then shifted when his friends started asking questions. I figure there's a 90% chance "her" original form has tentacles.

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I hear Clark hangs out with an officer, I think, from Central City. Barry something.

Anyway, I think he's shown him how to throw down.

>>93717158
Get back to work Booster

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>>93717199
I fail to see the issue here.

>>93712164
Ha-ha-ha
I hate this Lois-bitch, but have to admit she have a balls of steel. She probably married Clark because she likes to fuck big dudes with a strapon.

>>93717158
LOL. Why would Superman live in Metropolis as a citizen?

Wouldn't he just fly around the world continually helping people instead?

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>>93717158
Step aside retard. I've just made a shocking discovery

>>93717262
The point is that a beloved superhero is both a dfc-lover and a /d/eviant!
He should be using his popularity to normalise his fetishes among the masses, not hide them away!

>>93713436
Wayne is a populist. Before that shit with Two-Face happened he was against Batman and called him dangerous vigilante

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Shit, you wanna see a real fight.

We've been trying to get rid of this cat from our neighborhood for weeks, nasty little shit nearly took a few fingers off of my.

I think somebody got it though, recently when I see it, it looks like it's bleeding.

>>93717322
Maybe he wants to live as a normal person and not go nuts?

He's not god.

>>93717450
You blind or something? That thing is looks like demon cat from literal Hell. Or it is vampire-cat, who knows...

>>93717500
It's just a cat, guy

>>93702251
> Bruce "What STDs DON'T I have?" Wayne.
Now hang on here...what if Bruce just RAPED Clark as a method of attack?

>>93701812
that's the same guy

>>93704261
Who would win?

Martha or Martha?

>>93712522
>save people by day
>save people by night
Makes sense.

>Reading though this beautiful shitpost free thread
Man, ever since we got that new Admin KerRingJoek this place has been amazing.

No shitposts or lolsorandum forced memes. Just on topic funny stuff.

He even resolved the cancer that were Vs. threads with closing all of them with "The Bats wins." Guy is a riot and I wish more mods were like him.

>All these Wayne shills
Holy fuck. Ever since Waynetech bought 4chan you guys have been going at it 27/7 huh?

Ever since the takeover, there have been a dozen more Waynecorp shills defending everything that is Gotham, Wayne, and his fucking toy Batman.

All these threads going "Bruce Wayne is Batman" is just Wayne trying to feed his ego.

Don't you sheeple get it? Wayne owns Gotham so of course he wants to "own" Batman as well. He'll do everythingg he can to link his crooked playboy ass to a super.

>>93718302
t. LexCorp shill

>>93711850
this fucking killed me what the fuck

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>>93718308
Because Lex is real man. He built his company all by himself, he doesn't afraid to tell what he really thinks about Alien, and he never wear a mask true hero. He is a president we deserve

>>93719860
>>>/pol/
Fucking Lex fanboys everywhere these days

>>93719860
He has a small dick.

>>93712890
Who the hell's that? "Peter Parker" doesn't even sound like a real person' name.

>>93717324
>Clark Kent is the Joker