Spider-Men II #1 PREVIEW

>>93698810
Well, he's not wrong.

>>93698788
I thought Miles was a kidlet?

>>93698788
>>Term paper
>>Next assignment
Wait what?

>>93698826
Shouldn't Peter be saying all of this out loud?

>>93698958
There was a timeskip in Ultimate that aged him up.

>>93699043

Do you want that guy get more angrier?

Peter have learn his lesson by not dissing his villains or they are going to switch out your brains.

Is this going to be another instance of Peter being a fuck up and only really being in the story say "YOU GO, MILES"?

>>93699553

no but we will finally learn: who is Miles Morales

>>93699006
Just hammering out school sounds.

>>93698810
>>93698826
I'm getting REALLY tired of Bendis doing "herp derp this villain's name is stupid and therefore the villain is a stupid loser and should be mocked regardless of how dangerous he is". He does this all the freakin' time. The man who came up with "Goldballs" has no right to do stuff like this.

>>93698766
>five years
what

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>>93698788
>That nose.

>>93698773
>Gùggle
Why can't they just use Google?

>>93698773
Why doesn't Miles' book have an adjective again?

When does this series release?

>>93699006
I'm pretty sure Bendis never went to college, as a student I mean. He does teach a comic book writing course at PSU but from what I hear he just advertises other comic book writers and gets kids to buy his books.

>>93698810
Yet another random Armadillo appearance, must be the third time in a couple of months

>>93700209
Let's be honest, Bendis makes ALL his villains dumbasses. Even when they have the upper hand, they lose for retarded reasons.

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>>93698766
Alright, place your bets on the twist:

1. The native 616 Miles is "Mysterion".
2. He's dead.
3. His mere exiastance gets Miles arrested for identity theft.
4. The paradox of two Mileses causes them to fuse or one getting erased.
5. He's an unrelated character with the same name.

>>93700783

how uncommon can Miles Morales be?
there are like 4 people that I know of that have my same name (and one of them shares a birthday with me)

>>93700845
Both first and last name? Anyway, you can look that up in various ways.
https://www.spokeo.com/Miles-Morales?loaded=1
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Miles-Morales/New-York-Ny

>>93698788
Is Miles fucking his teacher on the side?

>>93700783
He's either dead (killed by cops) or a misunderstood criminal.

>>93702252
>killed by cops
SLM, Spider Lives Matter.

>>93700209
>Spider-Man
>not mocking his villains

You just want an excuse to hate on Bendis.

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>>93702252
>>93702338

>>93699291
I thought a big part of his fighting style was keeping his enemies off balance by cracking jokes and getting them angry

I don't think he has to worry about Armadillo doing that

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>>93698788
Jesus christ. I hate /pol/ but this is LITERALLY an ape.

>>93700630
Still has nothing on Wrecking Crew. it is a tough year for them.

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>>93704916
Looks more caveman than ape. Apes don't have big lips or big noses.

>>93698788
I always thought benis speak is a meme, damn

>>93698766
YES

THANK YOU BENDIS

FOR ANSWERING A QUESTION THAT IS NOW COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT

>>93705073
It is a meme. But Bendis himself is the biggest memer of it.

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>>93705045
>Apes don't have big lips or big noses.

>>93705214
Thin lips and flat noses, like an anime character.

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>>93704791
You might not know, Villains are unpredictable and last thing you want is another doctor Ock or Scorpion situation.

Or having a guy with bitch tits slapping your lifeless body.

>>93704916
Humans are literally apes.

>>93698766
Does anyone care?
Are there spiderfags who want to know?
Maybe I'm just warped by ye olde 4chan but I don't give a fuck.

>>93705377
Then why did you come to this thread?

>>93705377
Only insufferable normies like Miles. And certainly no one wants a book of Peter praising how great Miles is for being black.

>>93705249
Or a white person

>>93698826
What's wrong with armadillos?"
Their name literally means "armored one".

>>93700301
Spider-Men came out in 2012

>>93705509
Well, Bendis does. He loves writing them.

>>93700783
Here's my theory:
>616 Miles is someone we've never seen, but he's somehow connected to some major part of 616 Peter's history (Oscorp employee that was close to Norman or was maybe one of the scientist that modified the spider that bit Pete)

What if 616 Miles was white?

This makes no sense. The universes fused, why are there too miles? Wouldn't that mean theirs two peters, two Logans, two Hank pyms. The whole who's my miles thing worked when they were separate- but now....

>>93706218
They didn't fuse, everything went back to normal after Secret Wars. The only difference is Miles moved.

>>93698773
WHAT DID PETER PARKER DISCOVER?!

The same thing everyone else using a search engine discovers, eventually
futanari porn made in DAZ Studio

>>93698826

Does Bendis know that he writes the same sentences twice and the characters keep repeating themselves? (And has he stopped with the parentheses?).

>>93706218
>>93706303

So, wait...Ultimate spider-man (peter) is still alive.

>>93706383

No he doesn't. That's why most of the internet calls him out for being the fat untalented white guilt cuck he is.

>>93704708
I honestly can't decide if that was made by an SJW or a /pol/ack

>>93706383
Yes. He thinks people actually talk like a script of Seinfeld.

>>93706696
No. He came back to life, but was wiped out when the Ultimate Universe was destroyed. Reed would have to remake the Ultimate Universe for him to be alive now and why would Reed ever remake the Cuckverse?

>>93706696
the entire ultimate universe is gone
its just 616 now, with Miles because he moved

>>93706696
If Earth-1610 is still around which we haven't personally seen yet. Everyone gets Secret Wars wrong which is kinda annoying but I can't blame them because everyone tried twisting it into something else.

>>93706836
>with Miles because he moved
Well, and:
>Ultimate Mjolnir
>The Maker
>Ultimate Quicksilver
>Wolverine Jr.
>Ultimate Armor
>Mach-II
>Guardian

>>93706881

and Miles' parents, his grandma, Ganke, Judge and Lana

>>93706881
Stop please, this is why everyone thinks "universes merged" or whatever. It's still Earth-616, we don't need to get into detail about all these refugees when none of them are treated in the same way as Miles.

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>>93702252

>>93698826
Whatever happened to his waifu, when Kaine met him at the rodeo?

>>93706917
Yeah, but that was part of the package deal with Miles thanks to Molecule Man. The others are just your standard multiversal refugees.

>>93706881
>>Ultimate Quicksilver
Wait when did he show up?

>>93706967
Same time every other Ultimate Mutant that's listed there showed up. X-men: Blue.

Stupid Question Here:
Many SJWs would like to see a Miles Movie, but my question is how the fuck are they going to pull that off with Miles being in the same universe as Peter? Miles' main motivation for being a hero is picking up where Peter left off. How can you have that movie without having Peter eat it in the first 10 minutes?

>>93706967
In X-Men: Blue a bunch of the Ultimate X-Men characters are showing up. I'm not sure if they explained why exactly.

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>>93706835
Reed wouldn't yes he would for real
but The Maker will.

>>93706991

make Miles uncle get shot

>>93706991
You could do a Miles movie without having Peter as a character at all, it's not like trying to do a Robin film with Batman existing. It wouldn't be good and take away his original source of motivation but you could do it. His motivation would be Miles' Uncle being a supervillain or whatever.

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>>93705743
>It's been 5 fucking years

>>93706929
No, that's just Redwood

>>93706218
>why are there too miles?

Molecule Man cut-and-pasted Miles and his cast into main MU, but he didn't paste over the native Miles.

>>93706994
Are they going to give him the name "Peter" to distinguish him from Pietro?

>>93706991
Just do it like Miles's new, post-Secret Wars origin where he's co-existed alongside Peter from his start.

>>93706218
Ultimate Peter died
Hank pym died
Logan died

>>93702916
Well, he's doing it internally. That's not how it's supposed to be. Peter should quip out loud, but actually secretly respect all those losers he has as his rogues gallery.

>>93698788
>>93698810
>>93698826
... That's it? Wow, how fascinating. How intriguing. Really makes me want to find out the big mystery.

Fucking Bendis...

>>93704708
>Miles drinks purple drank

>>93705214
That's a chimp.

>>93707687
>implying he won't get kicked out of this universe before then
Besides they are still doing the thing where 616 characters speak in ALLCAPS while Ultimate uses lowercase too. This is how you can tell Miles is 616 because he speaks in allcaps now.

>>93700783
HE IS A COPY ... THE REAL MILES IS IN THE ULTIMATE UNIVERSE

>>93706762
Former.

Did they ever go anywhere with Miles hating people who focus on him being half-black? That was a legitimately interesting a relatable moment out of him.

>>93709073
Do you want white fans to complain about this? Last thing miles needs is talking about his skin color.

>>93705509

Speaking as an insufferable normie, I disagree as Miles never made any real sense to me.

He literally has no pathos, or motivation, other than 'Spidey is cool, I want to be like him'. Don't get me wrong, that goes interesting places when he's his own character, but the writers like writing him as a mixed race Peter. It's like someone at Marvel is hosting a pool to see how close they can get the plotine to 'Single White Female' without Miles literally whiting up with sudacrem and trying to murder Peter.

>>93709180
That was the best part though. Miles was annoyed at why it's such a big deal that he's part black when he only wants to be a kid and both people in-universe and IRL lost their shit on "HOW CAN'T YOU SEE HOW BIG OF A DEAL THIS IS?". It was unique among Marvel's usual approach to diversity.

>>93709180
>>93709289
Forgot to add that he was complaining about people praising him for it. It gave more personality than having him get off on it.

>>93709264
>Spidey is cool, I want to be like him

Not even, his best friend came up with the idea. Miles doesn't even have /that/ going for him.

>>93709289
>>93709329
His costume is completely black. Even if Miles was white people would be calling him black Spider-Man, just like how normies use to call Symbiote Spider-Man Black Spider-Man.

>>93709426
>>93709264

Maybe he want to be superhero. I mean superman got no motivation to be a hero other than his parents telling him to do good with his powers.

>>93698788
Sometimes I chuckle at the idea of Bendis making complex figures just with dialogue balloons. I mean, look at how that thing stretches across the panel

>>93709463
That was dumb but I'm talking about the girl on the internet who freaked the fuck out about his clothes ripping and revealing he's a black kid. Miles was annoyed over that.

>>93705509
>>93705377
Even normies hate him.
Miles is shit desu

>>93709479
Superman is a hero because it's the right thing to do and those were the morals that he was raised up on.

The extent of Miles' reasoning is Ganke suggesting it and Miles saying "Eh, fuck it. There's a vacant role." Which I guess would be fine if there was some sort of gimmick that separated him from Peter like Miguel and Kaine has, but there's literally nothing. He could have been a violent, sadistic, ready to kill version of Spider-Man. He could have been a deformed Spider-Man who had to hide his grotesque spider body. He could have been a Spider-Man who was somehow connected to cosmic shit. But no, Bendis decided to make Peter Parker lite.

>>93709629
>Bendis decided to make Peter Parker lite.

more like Peter Parker dark, amirite?

>>93709629
There's the invisibility and random lightning powers

>>93709733
He's only part black, it's more Peter Parker medium rare

>>93709733
Carlos, I swear to fuck you flaming faggot!

>>93709741
Not exactly what I was getting at. Those are just extra powers, like that time Peter had stingers and organic webbing. I'm talking about a gimmick, like how Miguel is the Blade runner Spider-Man and how Kaine is the Spider-Man with clone rage.

>>93707869
>Implying chimps aren't apes
What are you? A creationist?

>>93698788
Geez. He got fucking tall.

>>93709289
>>93709514
If he doesn't want to known as "The Black Spider-Man", then he should not be swinging around calling himself "Spider-Man" in the first place. It made sense in his own universe where there was no other Spider-Man. But now he's in the main universe that already has one, and yet he's still using the name.

>>93698773
This. This right here pisses me off.

Why does Miles get to have the "Spider-Man" title while Peter is the "Amazing Spider-Man". It makes it seem like Marvel wants Peter to be known as the secondary Spider-Man.

>>93710096
Alternatively, Miles is the "Eh...Spider-Man" while Peter is "The AMAZING Spider-Man".

Really though I think they didn't come up with a fitting adjective for Miles after Ultimate ended. At one point Peter was going to die in Civil War II to fulfill Bendis' dream of Miles being the Spider-Man but Dan Slott threw a fucking fit so we are where we are now.

>>93710044

No, He want to be spider-man, But he doesn't want to be used as a Political mascot. It is like being a writer of a book and people only know you as "the homosexual writer".

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>>93700783
i'm betting 616 miles is the mysterio that got snatched by SpOck for his superior 6