With all these Loud House threads, Star threads, andGwenpoolthreads recently, what /co/ needs is to be reminded that cartoons can be brutal. I hereby christen this /co/ thread as the dark and hellish METALOCALYPSE thread.
THIS THREAD SHALL BEAR NO ROTTEN, INFESTED FRUIT BUT THE UNHOLY FRUIT OF DARKNESS AND DESPAIR. CHAINS OF BONE WILL WRAP AROUND YOUR CRUSHED ANONYMOUS THROATS AND DRAG YOU DOWN INTO THE PITS OF UNFORGIVING AND RELENTLESS TORTURE. THE BLOOD-SOAKED EARTH WILL OPEN UP SWALLOW YOU LIKE THE DISEASED WORM YOU ARE. ONLY WHEN HAVE HAD EVERY LAYER OF SKIN FLAYED FROM YOUR BODY AND YOUR SCREAMING CORPSE SET ABLAZE WITH AGONY WILL YOUR SHACKLES LOOSEN ENOUGH FOR YOUR BROKEN SHELL TO FEEL THE COLD FLOOR AS YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE LEAVES YOUR SUNKEN EYES WITH A LAST, SINGLE, PATHETIC WHIMPER.
ONLY THEN, WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BRUTAL, WILL YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF POSTING IN THIS THREAD.
My honest opinion if Metalocalypse was that it was nowhere near the top of [as] originals but for how long it was running it certainly deserved a real ending. They were teasing out a story for like 10 years and then Lazzo just pulled the plug over some petty BS.
>>93689493
EVER SINCE I ACCIDENTALLY BEHEADED MY BAND
I HAVE GROWN TIRED OF MY WOMEN
THAT IS WHY I AM MAKING YOU GIRLS PART OF MY HAREM
ENOUGH CHITCHAT, I NOW COMMAND YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SUCK MY *PINCH HARMONIC*
>>93689493
Dethklok vs. GWAR
>>93689534
>Metalocalypse got the most brutal ending of all
>>93689493
This thread ams dildoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB32073N4vY
>>93691683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW47FkThbiobrutal
Oh come on guys, you need to mellow down.
https://youtu.be/cLJaSS_aS0E
I vote this as Dethklok's best song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2YnchvlxkM
Whoa, I never saw this before
https://youtu.be/GLTz56PJJT0
>>93691795
Then you'll love this
https://youtu.be/Q8FDTfzV5xA
Also let's get some discussion going. Do you feel like Nathan became too much of a sick in the fourth season? First he destroys the album, then goes on to give a shitty speech then says "if you're so mad why don't you kill yourselves" Nathan could have done better.
Doomstar Requiem is still one of the finest hours of television ever.
toki is cute and perfect
So, the whole ocean thing. What was the end game besides everything being flooded? Was everyone going to turn into mermaids?
>>93691857
he was brutal, that was all he ever needed to be.
William Murderface has the most unique voice I have ever heard. What other work has the guy that voiced him done?
Daily reminder that bleach is mostly water and we are mostly water, so bleach must be good for us.
>>93691589
NOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIING
>>93689493
Why did they drop the 30 minute per episode format in season 4?
>>93691882
I am watching it with family so I'm not there yet. I'm fucking hyped!
>>93691919
You know what? You're right.
Isn't it funny that the racism and sexism episodes were right next to each other?
YOU'RE SO FUCKING WEAK
I'M SO FUCKING STRONG
THAT'S RIGHT
I feel this feeling, and I think I'm unhappy.
>>93691988
He does Toki, Murderface, Rockso and a few others, mostly background guys. Tommy Blacha's a weird dude. I'm more impressed that they got so many big names in metal to just come in and do cameos. There was almost one every episode.
>>93693003
The fucking cast for that show was godly. Three people were able to do such different sounding voices, and ones that aren't obvious ripoffs of other people. I wonder what Mark Hammil's experience was working on this show.
>>93693785
As the show went on, Brendan made the Tribunal experts' name increasingly unpronounceable to try to get Hamill to fuck up and have his character in-show fuck it up/give up, but Mark was committed to getting it right (and was also a good sport about it).
>>93693875
Ha! I knew there was a reason for the names!
Also every thread I'm gonna ask
Which Dethalbum Bestalbum?
>>93692503
Not enough Adult Swim money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew
>>93691884
>Tumblr
>>93694222
>Dethklok
>not Snakes N' Barrels
>>93694222
2
Doomstar
1
3
In that order
FUCK I miss this show.
>tfw will never know what happened to Murderface
The show unjustly gothamburger time
This threads now on dethsupport
https://youtu.be/lOKbMW2uqs8
>>93697612
Man, Blacha delivered the hell out of that last line.
https://youtu.be/doaVfmHX1Jw
>>93691326
I'd argue their music and general styles of violence wouldn't match up.
>>93689493
Who else here is hype for the Galaktikon comic
Reminder that the Rehab Musical was the one of the greatest episodes
https://youtu.be/VNHU1bLbAPM
>>93691898
We'll never know! But I imagine with the "whole ocean thing" and them referencing Babylonian/Sumerian mythology, it would've involvedTiamat.
>>93691731
No, it's time to TAKE IT EASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxBFAPmAAvs
>>93702508
>not posting the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxZHp1g0ns
>>93689493
so a gay shipping thread then
>>93703106
https://youtu.be/xdgIFQMNEsM
Are you guys gonna buy Galaktikon II?
Did this ever continue? Last I saw they went underground and some cult was following them and the evil guy started flying. It was gay.
>>93707088
It was cancelled in the most bullshit way possible.
http://www.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/canceled/
It got the petitions
It got the money.
They still cancelled it.
I signed the petition today incase it does anything.
>>93707283
I guess that means no more Dethalbums
>>93707520
That's where you're partially wrong
http://www.alternativenation.net/gene-holgan-talks-new-dvd-upcoming-dethklok-album/
I'm gonna buy the vinyl just to support Brendan
>>93707573
I went to one of his overpriced shows a few years ago. That's more than enough. Will download.
>why are things so hard?
>why cant everything be easy?
Literally 4chan the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwf67NdMsM
Maybe he can just do a podcast of the cast hanging out.
Or maybe I should just let go.
>>93702866
>that wowee around the end
PFFT
Anyway, I'd like to say Gorillaz show won't compare, and probably will just reuse Humanz music.
Pickles' actual singing voice is one of my favourite things. Ever.
>>93708549
Which one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBCp9JvH6Vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN7FC7375JE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxLdwrFREE
>>93689493
Movie was good.
Main series was mostly meh.
>>93708805
The one from the chorus of Hatredcopter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIGuLXCziU
>>93689493
For a second I thought there was news about Metalocalypse and now I'm sad.
>>93710467
>there was news about
*there were news about
>>93710332
I just thought of it after I posted. Patrician taste, my friend.
>>93711248
Stops tryings to fix mys english. I speaks perfectly fines you dildos.
>>93708805
Rehabklok, 00:27 to 00:56 specifically. I love anytime he uses that voice.
>>93712294
Do you know who voiced the rehab doctor? He had a really nice crescendo with the nurses at the finale
>>93712320
I want to say that was Jack Black.
>>93693003
In season one James and Kirk from Metallica are multiple guys, even. Plus Corpsegrinder as the Assassin over the whole show. It's great.
>>93697669
That's worst to best right?
>>93712748
Favorite song to not make the albums?
Mine is Toki's solo in Bookklok.
>>93712335
No fucking way, that's sick. I never made the connection, and I've listened to my fair share of Tenacious D
>>93712335
>>93712320
That was Kirk Hammett
>>93712987
All the character songs, especially Dory Mclean, Skwisgar's God song and Toki's songs from S3. I always wanted full or clean versions of those.
>>93712987
GOODBYE SNOWY ROAD
>>93689493
most brutal thing about metalocalypse is that its dead and not coming back
>>93714013
Actually, this is the most brutal thing about Metalocalypse. Reading it felt like watching two gods shit their pants all over your village and all you can do to escape is to eat your way out of the shit.
>>93712987
The song from the Nascar episode or Water Horsey Blues.
>>93689493
ehhh, that show where casuals pretend they know what metal is about
It is probably good a introductions of sorts, though
>>93689493
God I'll never get over this show being canceled. At least Galaktikon 2 sounds promising. But I want the ending.
>>93691882
Yes. Yes my fine anon friend you are very right.
>>93692344
Kek and dubs
Dethklok is crossing over with another /co/ property. Who do you choose and why.
>Pic Related
Who doesn't want to see Noodle with Toki and Murdoc with everyone
>>93712763
>>93715901
>Murdoc and Muderface mock each other constantly
>2D's afraid of Nathan
>Noodle and Toki play with Japanese toys
>Russel and Pickles chill and talk about drums and other cool things
>Skwisgaar is doing his own thing as usual
>>93715968
P: So what you don't have any eyes.
2D: Yeah, they got knocked out in two separate car accidents
N: Hmmm...Brutal
I just watched the Requiem. I am satisfied.
This show taught me just how brutal fax machines can be.
>>93712987
Toki being Steve Vai in Bookklok fucking slayed me. Mostly because Vai seems like a standup dude who fucking jizzes his pants at his own guitar playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ7vyFnLvjw
The dude looks like he's having so much fucking fun I could totally buy Toki idolising him.
>>93689493
fucking brutal
>>93715901
Murdoc would fit right in with the Deathclock universe, and the ensuing power struggle would work as a plot line.
In all seriousness, though, Gorilaz has become a shitshow in the new phase.
>>93715947
Toki's little sidescroll fighter game animation in that cracks me up, especially knowing the kind of damage he can really do when he snaps for real.
>>93716135
2D has eyes, though, he has eight ball fractures.
>>93717192
Goddamn Vai looks like a raging faggot in that video and that lineup is so unnecessary and I want to make fun of him but he's having such a good time I can't.
I watched one episode and found it kinda boring. Should I stay or is it already not for me?
>>93717792
Keep watching. I felt the same way at first. It takes a few episodes to really get to know the characters and understand the humor, as comedy is contextual.
>>93717762
I know right?
He even had an article on it.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/steve_vai_you_should_not_be_ashamed_of_making_guitar_faces.html
Also this article includes a bunch of said faces, it's fucking hilarious.
>>93691589
this post made the pill easier to swallow
>mfw that hour long video of Nathan reading Shakespeare
Fucking awesome
>>93689493
>edgy shit
LOOK AT ME, I'M 14 AND I'M WATCHING ADULT CARTOONS FOR ADULT PERSONS SUCH AS MYSELF!!!11!!
>>93702508
>Takin'?
>Like, with an apostrophe, and not a g?
>>93717192
>>93714222
This shit le the ugliest comic I ever saw, the fuck is wrong with the character's proportions?
>>93702293
and iiiiiii've never beeeeeeen so beeeTRAYYTEEDDDDDD
i was very impressed with how well these musical sequences were integrated into the show, i never usually like the musical-type shit in shows
also what's your favorite part in this video? i feel like it's around the time the drum machine kicks in is when it peaks
>>93718381
>he doesn't like Eric Powell's art
>>93705402
Hell yah
Bumping to keep thread alive a bit longer.
Have you looked at the twitter of the guy who started the petition? He completely shit the bed and I understand why adult swim wouldn't want to support him.
>>93722755
Source?
>>93723261
https://twitter.com/youarethegears/status/801808614516146177
This one shows that he doesn't agree with Brendan himself
https://twitter.com/youarethegears/status/791874411741622272
Does anyone happen to have a folder with proper rips of this?
Been wanting to watch it for ages, but KAT died before I got around to grab a proper release and I don't trust any of the million other sites that popped up to take their place.pls i want to jump on the brutal wagon
>>93715947
>>93724935
>>93717719
>Whats the fucks you wants motherfucker?