Stupid shit you do because of cartoons

>>93689441
copy the fashion sense and personality of your current favorite character

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>>93689441
from time to time I do this to my cat for shits and giggles

>>93689441
Someone on /co/ made it their mission to make mash potatoes with molasses.

>>93689570
Most cat owners do, I think.

Otherwise you, my family and friends, and I are just weird.

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>>93689651
Wouldn't go out of my way to eat it but it's fine with a dash of vingar in the molasses.

One of those thing a kid would make and you'd eat it out of politeness.

>>93689476
I do this too and I don't know why.

>>93689931
probably autism but it makes life worth living so who cares

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>>93689441
>Buy/try to cook food product as seen on cartoon/game because they made it look absolutely delicious
>Eat it
>Meh
I'm still trying to find a place that sells Malasada.

>>93690011
It's usually because they eat it with friends. Do you have friends?

>>93689441
i wear the same shit everyday until it actually gets dirty

>>93689441
>when im in any body of water
>push up the water with my hands
>pretend to be water bender.

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>>93689441
That's actually a real life protip. When you're cooking and something seems off, and fiddling with salt isn't working, add a splash of vinegar or lemon juice. It's probably what was missing all along. Totally lifts the dish, no matter what it is.

I hold my hands up like Leni and rodger do often.

>>93690011
>thought whiskey was some kind of sugar water thing
>thought coffee was too
Bitter disappointments to a kid.

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>>93689441
I copy a character's walk/run animation when no one is looking

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>>93690216
>Place giving out espresso samples
>Cool, let me try one
>Hurk
>Must've tasted it wrong
>Hurk
>What is wrong with people?
Same result with alcohol, but I kept drinking it

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>>93690274
Yeah, I had no idea why adults drank it but I also worshipped Theodore Roosevelt at the time so I drank a whole pot because I read he drank like 3 a day. Spent the whole day peeing in between jumping around and starting fires.

I wish coffee worked like that these days.

>>93690388
>starting fires

where? like in the woods or at your house?

>>93690274
I just accepted that I will never be into beer, embraced my inner faggot, and started on wine and rum.

>>93690421
in the woods, every stick and deadfall I could find I burned after hacking at it with a hachet. Surprised I didn't chop off a finger.

>>93690469
Nobody actually likes beer, they just get used to the taste.

>>93690469
Beer is fine as a meal.

Otherwise, it's not worth all the filling for less 5% abv.

Whiskey is economical.

>>93689441
Relevant: Whenever I encounter macaroni or macaroni/cheese I always say "More macaroni," More cheese," "More macaroni AND cheese," "I HATE macaroni and cheese."

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>>93690274

>this thread
Was it autism?

>>93690045
I do the same. I spend so much time alone that there is literally no point in changing plus I started getting anxious about choices and would get decision fatique from deciding what to wear everyday for no reason.

>>93690732
There's literally thousands of different kinds of beer and no they don't all taste the same, you can't really say "no one actually likes beer."

>>93689441
i run with the tip of my toes
i been doing that for years cant run normal anymore

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>>93690732
>>93690469
>>93691454

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>>93689441
I'm studying french so I can watch french animu and movies without the subtitles.

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>>93691487
I would pay to see someone do this. Christ what a poofter, I'd say that to your face too, not even in an angry way, just something I would need to get off my chest, I'd even buy you a beer after.

>>93691638
Naive and arrogant at the same time

>>93691638
>>93693795
>Doesn't know anything about beer
>"Lol all beer taste disgusting why are we all pretending?"
>"Lol no it's cool I'll do my part to play along, satisfy your childish delusions about beer having flavor."

...We're meant to find the bald stickman an autistic manchild, right? Right?

>see piano suspended on a rope
>walk under it in hopes that it will fall
>doesn't fall
>go home and find my gun
>load it up and turn it on myself
>bang flag
Fucking cartoons.

>>93691638
>reddit the comic

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>>93690011
>watch ratatouille
>o boy that looks delish
>actually make it
>try it
>(pic related)
>spent like 30 dollars on all of the ingredients and shit
>fuck i have to eat all of this now

>>93693856
ive had so many people say this to me, despite being a huge fan of stouts and sours. i find more often than not, giving them a belgian white with an orange wedge or giving them something like an oatmeal stout makes them understand theres more to this world than piss beers and barleywines

its like when morons drink a shot of straight vodka and then declare they hate all alcohol because it burns and tastes bad

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>>93695599
kek, you should have LOOKED at the ingredients before you made it faggot

>>93693856
A rare good political comic. If you hate beer you see your side as a witty japester, if you like beer you see the hair man as a normal adult and baldy is just maladjusted and cant think for himself.

>>93689570
I thought I was the only one

>>93695706
>7 bil world population
>thinking youre the only one that does stupid shit

what is this meme

>>93695670
I hate alcohol and I view my """"side""" in this fiasco of a comic as a fucking retard who should kill himself

I also have a pretty poor view of you for immediately making this into a 'political' affair and assigning generalities to your made up 'sides' so fuck you too buddy

>>93695795
Alchohol is a political issue you goof, its been banned before and is a drain on society.

>>93689441
Recently, my mom's been using vinegar in our laundry.

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>>93690244

Fuck. I do that with this guys walk cycle.

>>93691408

>This website
It was autism, wasn't it?

>>93691454
found the brewster

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>>93689441
not exactly cartoons but yeah, its not as good as I expected.

Maybe its because we cook rice differently from how japanese do it

>>93689441
Tokyo Ghoul shaped the way I crack my knuckles for life.