I'm every bit as cool as Larry.
And if I'm not, let me be struck by
A flying Ice Cream truck!
>>93687023
Hello!
AND LIVE!!!
IT IS TIME
i ship tom x duke
make them canon or i will sodoku myself
WHERE'S OLD MAN JENKINS
AAAAAHHRRUUUAAAHHHHRUUUUAAAHHHRUUUAAHHHAAUUUUUU
>AAAAAHHRRUUUAAAHHHHRUUUUAAAHHHRUUUAAHHHAAUUUUUU
Hey Tom, get up. The marathon's starting soon.
...huh?
oh man i just had this really weird dream
Sounds great, I've just been looking over Fred's results. Last night was crazy.
Yea I know.
My dream was about Spongebob again, this time he got hit with a flying ice cream truck.
Haha, I'd watch it.
What do you mean?
I mean it sounds like something I'd watch, and then laugh at. Grade A comedy.
Alright I have Old Man Jenkin's stats up, looks like we're starting off with him at about 60%.
The Old Man Jenkins in the commercial looks different than that.
They used screenshots from episodes during his undercover saga. Everyone in Bikini Bottom knew who he was but no one outside could tell. During that time there were meme raiders that were after him. I think besides saying his name out loud a few times, they did a good job keeping him safe.
That must've been the time I was out of town helping Plank
Yea I don't know who that is.
Also the Marathon is starting.
For staying afloat by using a barrel and being smart, Old Man J is at 65%
these threads are a treasure
Shit! After an ad asking questions if Larry is Old Man J's son he's down to 55% due to them being close to figuring out his undercover secrets!
BUT, a late update, Jenkins is at 60% for giving the guys something to laugh about in the previous episode! A streaming error has never been more wanted!
Old Man Jenkins is gonna be the one guy who doesn't live through the marathon. Calling it.
>>93688734
He is referenced a lot. More chances for both up and down.
>>93688780
The Sponge Who Could Fly will ruin him.
FOR KNOWING NO GOOD WOULD COME FROM CITY FOLK AND THEIR FLYING MACHINES, OLD MAN JENKINS IS AT 70%.
FUCK
FOR PUBLICLY MOCKING SPONGEBOB FOR HAVING A DREAM, TOM FRED AND NAT ARE DOWN 10%
NAT IS AT 190%, FRED IS AT 68%, AND TOM YOU'RE AT 70%
>>93688893
Why the fuck is Nat so high
Oh my God yes
YES
>>93688911
Nat got too strong from the commercial episode.
Tom Frank and Nat cheering for Spongebob sent them up 10%!
Nat is back at 200%, Tom is at 78%, and Frank is at 100%!
Nat warning everyone of Jenkins being in danger has sent him to 220%!!!
For giving up farming, Jenkins is at 75%!
SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THESE THREADS ARE IM SO CONFUSED AND THEY KEEP APPEARING EVERYNIGHT
For once again showing his knowledge of no good coming from city folks and their flying machines, Jenkins is at 85%!
>>93689115
quiet, we're trying to watch the show
>>93689115
It's an ongoing story. A lot happened, but if you check for a thread Saturday (the next episode), there'll be a recap. You can also look in the archives, but these threads aren't marked with a header or anything, so it might be hard.
For getting revenge on Spongebob, Jenkins is at 90%!
For reminding Spongebob that he's warned about nothing good coming from city folk and their flying machines, he's at 100%!
After only caring about Sponge's pants and not him after he crashed, Frank Tom and Fred are down 10%!
Frank is at 90%, Tom is at 68%, and Fred is at 58%!
FUCK THIS IS BAD
NICKTOONS BROADCAST JENKINS IN HIS DIFFERENT UNDERCOVER OUTFITS, THEY'RE ON TO HIM BUT THINK IT WAS HIM SHAPESHIFTING
JENKINS IS AT 70%
For mocking Patrick's idea, Tom and Harold are down 10%
Harold's at 90% and Tom's at 58%
Undercover Jenkins gave the Boss his mustache as ordered, he's up to 80%!
>>93689415
>Jenkins can age change
Holy shit.
After having fun with Patrick, Harold is at 100%!
Is Nicktoons where they throw all the bootleg toys?
What the fuck is going on
This is something I would expect from 2011-era /co/.
After prolonging Plankton's scheme, Jenkins is at 90%
And after sacrificing his night in order to pull it off, he's at 100%!
Man, this filler arc is running REALLY long. When do we get back to Doctor God Fuck Pig?
For putting his foot down for his Krabby Flabby, Jenkins is now at 110%!
120% now as Jenkins has complimented the Krabby Flabby!
For cheering him on, Fred and Nat are up 10% as well.
Harold is at 110% and Fred is at 68%
>>93689644
Old Man Jenkins is the best character because of this.
After enjoying the new Krusty Krab pool and aiding in setting the cheerful mood, Harold is at 110%
For being selfless, and not wanting to be a burden, Jenkins has blasted his way to 150%
What a great man, not causing a scene over being eaten.
For worrying about Jenkins' safety, Tom is at 68% and for knowing bad service, Fred and Harold are at 78% and 120% respectively.
MAYMAYZ
>>93689969
Stop posting images you fucking dolt. This is a special storytime.
So that's where he was, damn
>>93689987
10/10
For continuing to be a sport about this whole thing when freed, Undercover Jenkins has raised the percentage to 160%
NAT CAN FREEZE TIME HOLY SHIT
For being concerned with Sponge's cursing, Harold is at 88%
For being dissatisfied with a cussing employee, Fred is at 88%
OH FUCK IM MISSING IT
Just letting you know that people are reading this piganon, don't stop doing god's work
For also realizing that Sponge's cursing is bad, Undercover Jenkins has raised his percentage to 170%
Undercover Jenkins just greeted Mrs Krabs! He's raised the percentage to 180%! Go Jenkins Go!
For caring about Mr Krab's backstory, Fred, Frank, Tom, and Nat are all up 10%
Fred is at 98%
Frank is at 100%
Tom is at 78%
and Nat is at 240%
For giving Krabs his very last washcloth to help him with having something to wear, Jenkins is at 190%
FUCK THEY JUST REAIRED THE UNDERCOVER SHAPESHIFTING AD
160% FOR JENKINS
For gladly sacrificing himself trying the Patty, Jenkins is at 200%! Despite dying, he's truly living now!
>the final episode of the marathon is the lost episode again
jesus christ jenkins is gonna be 300%
When 4chan the animated series comes out, will /co/ get an entire season devoted to Dr Pig?
After chastising King Patrick for taking his food, Harold is at 93%
Harold and Tom are up 10% for giving an item to king Patrick, Harold is at 103% and Tom is at 88%
Jenkins is up 20% for giving his walker despite needing it, and still hoping King Patrick appreciates it.
>>93691013
JENKINS IS THE BEST HOLY FUCK
After chastising King Patrick, Fred, Frank, Harold, Nat and Tom are up 10%
Fred is at 108%
Frank is at 110%
Harold is at 113%
Nat is at 250%
Tom is at 9%
Frank is at 115% after a supportive chat with Krabs
Also the system glitched, Tom is at 98% rather than just 9%!
Jenkins is up 10% for figuring out how to jump into the 4th wall of existence. He's at 230%
Hey Tom this time you got docked 5% for the hideous shirt callout, haha
Wonder why it didn't happen last time, anyway you're at 93%
OLD MAN JENKINS SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN
For apologizing to a woman pole for bumping into her and then giving her an e x t r e m e compliment, Jenkins is at 250%
For foiling Plankton's plan, Jenkins is now at 260%
>>93691481
>JENKINS HAS SURPASSED NAT
HOW MUCH FURTHER CAN HE GO
For getting threatened by Mr Plankton to be boiled in oil, Nat went down to 240%, but then rose to 245% after a cover-up compliment was given to him.
For standing up to Mr Plankton for getting a bad Patty, Nat is up to 255%
For filling Mr Plankton in on the nude Krab menace, Harold is at 118%
Harold, Tom, and Nat are up to 123%, 260%, and 98% respectively after victory screech celebrating.
With everyone as powerful as they are, I wonder how strong they are as a team.
>>93691671
Tom's almost at 100%!
After putting his foot down and asking what the hold up is, while using an undercover voice, Jenkins is at 270%
You're just stalling so you can think of actual plot now,aren't you?
Harold is at 133% after speaking up for everyone that Krabs being in his underwear is worth leaving over
After letting Spongebob down easy that he can't tie shoes because he doesn't wear them, Tom is up to 103%
>>93691849
Nah, this is building to something huge
>>93691961
Good. I'll be edging in anticipation.
>>93691849
Nah, I've had the endgame in mind for awhile along with the motives of Dr Pig and who dies, who transfers, who transforms, etc. I mean there are bits and pieces to fill in as we get there but I know the path enough to not stall.
At the start of this saga I was good at making stuff up at the exact moment, that hasn't changed. Believe me if you want, or not, either way.
>>93689588
Plus what you guys are forgetting is that Saturday would have been when Episode 7 happened anyway and this is happening in the empty time between.
Now it might be pushed back to next week because this has wore me down (keeping with it live and rushing at times due to the schedule being unknown half the time and I can't plan that ahead, but that's fine because it being unpredictable is what makes it fun) and I haven't had time to make the Ep 7 OP and I don't want to make the thread/episode without it.
>>93691961
And this, when I heard of the marathon I realized it'd fit right in with the upcoming stories I'm planning, this entire week matters and has been a great way to set many things up.
Be patient, guys, I'm glad it's getting decent reception despite the few other posts.
Episode 7 is big, the wait should be worth it.
>>93691980
I mean, I'm not piganon but it does look to be building to something huge.
These threads belong in a museum
Nothing really changed in that episode
After alerting the company of a disturbance, undercover Harold is at 143%
is this what hell looks like?
After realizing a city boy is giving him the runaround, Jenkins puts his foot down and demands direct service.
....and then he helps Spongebob with what he remembers the Rusty on Rye containing
this puts Jenkins at 285%
>>93692594
Jenkins is gonna be our god.
>>93692594
ALL HAIL KING JENKINS
I've been reading these for weeks and I still don't get it.
After taking action earlier, Jenkins has gotten what he wanted, and is now at 290%.
Is shit going to get weird again if he hits 300%? The universe fucked up with Nat at just 200%
Technical difficulties hang tight guys
We're about to find out, because after giving Patrick and Spongebob the information he had on the main drain, he's at 295%
Hey, that episode that just aired didn't even have Jenkins or anyone in it, why do they keep doing that?
Who chose these episodes?!
I dunno but I'm fine with the universe not freaking the fuck out yet, if another episode with Jenkins in it means 300% and we get fucked
Hey, Nat and Harold are preserving their food for a bit by eating other things. 148% for Harold and 265% for Nat
5% for Harold and Frank for helping Squid's point
Harold's at 151% and Frank is at 120%
Frank and Harold are up 5% more after agreeing they shouldn't disrespect their favorite meal
156% and 125% respectively
The universe is trying to prevent Old Man Jenkins from becoming Old God Jenkins.
>>93693576
The Sponge Who Could Fly airs at the end of the marathon, he's got to become god unless a massive thing hits him
Nat's down 10% for being off his guard, and being easily kidnapped.
255%
...and Harold
146%
...and fucking Frank
115%
>>93693701
>>93693683
>>93693670
>Old Man Jenkins is gonna be the ultimate god of the story by avoiding being kidnapped
Holy shit, I wanna see this.
Who's next? Is there nobody next?
>>93691880
>speaking up for everyone that Krabs being in his underwear is worth leaving over
Big talk for a naked fish
Fred is down 5% for calling Krabs fat - 103%
Frank is down 5% for wasting an entire krabby patty- 110%
Fred is down to 85% for making a scene with Krabs, but up to 90% for letting him know that after Krab's presentation, he is still unsure what a flipbook is, which is good feedback on what Krabs should explain next time
>tonight's the last marathon, there isn't one leading into saturday
that's a shame, it's been fun
>>93693859
It's the ultimate factor into the power levels everyone has.
What? Another no-character episode? Jesus christ
For inspiring Krabs with money, Tom is at 108%
Harold is at 150% after asking for Ketchup at just the right moment for comedic effect.
Im so alive right now
>i work here mrs puff
I wish we got more of this kind of stuff, like I guess it's called world building but i mean specifically characters seeing each other's lives beyond what they know them for
Tom with his wife on a very fancy date? Hahaha
Anyway he just went up to 130% for such an expensive evening with his wife.
I remember that, that was the night I was going to fuck her with vaseline, I think
Fred is down 20% for doing something to get himself in prison, same for you Tom... by the way I want to know what you did if you don't mind.
uh, also Fred is at 70% and you're at 110%
I took the wrap for my friend hitting a pedestrian during a getaway when we were chasing someone.
Wow
Also Fred is down 20% again after joining a scheme to use Spongebob's play to break out of the camp.
FRED'S SONG BOOSTS HIM 30% HIGHER, HE'S AT 80%
SURROUNDING FISH GET A 25% BUMP
NAT IS AT 280%
FRANK IS AT 135%
>>93694590
Thank you Fred
man I thought it'd be worth more than 30%
AHHHHHHHHH IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Harold's down to 140% after almost getting caught by spongebob
120% now as Harold fucked up the torch lighting twice and delayed the frycook games
Hey Tom, unlike the last few times, you got credited for covering your kid's eyes so he wouldn't see what was seeming to be something that could scar him.
120%
>>93694715
How many wives does Tom have?
That's my niece and her son, I was taking him to his first Frycook game
>>93694731
Tom's clearly a Mormon
My bad
You're a good meme, Mr Tom
IT'S HAPPENING
THE DAY OLD MAN JENKINS ASCENDS THE BONDS OF FLESH AND BECOMES A TRUE GOD
oh jesus they're showing the lost episode again! are they mad?!
after this, the stats are
Nat at 290%
Tom, you're at 110%
and Fred is at 70%
....hmmm
>>93694842
IM FUCKIN READY
OH FUCKING JESUS, IT'S JENKINS
>>93694884
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS
......He's at 335% ....and his picture, it's fucked up
>uh, duke....?
What are the powerlevels now?
What?!?!
FUCK!!!
>>93692022
Do you have a pastebin with links to archived threads? I want to catch up.
What's happening?!
>>93694884
>>93694950
>>93695044
>>93695099
>>93695114
>>93694950
>>93695044
>>93695099
>>93695114
>>93695219
THIS IS IT
TOM! I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE, HANG O-
>ELDER GOD JENKINS
OAAAAAAAAH
Duke!!!
I TOLD YA I HATE THOSE CITY FOLK AND THEIR TALKING DOGS
thread theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWGbtXIBr4
>>93695313
Holy shit Old Man Jenkins is fucking racist.
W-WOAH
Dear oh dear, what was it? The numbers, the memes, or the horrible pig? Oh, it doesn't matter. It always comes down to the fish's helper to clean up after all these sorts of messes.Tonight, Jenkins joins the storytime.
Duke! Are you ok?!
>>93695352
>Jenkins joins Duke and Tom
Yea! I think so! I'm just incredibly high up and feeling nauseous, you?!
Jenkins already has the power to change his age (see >>93689415), but now, he's become unstoppable! Unkillable! Intangible! One beyond a god!
MMMmmm!! mmMMmmMM MMMm!
I am so lost.
What are these percentages?
How does this relate to Pig?
How did that fucking Pig meme evolve into this?
What is this journey I am on?
Why is a background spongebob character turned meme involved?
Oh wait I think that question answered itself.
I shall follow this as much as possible from here on out.
I swear, someone's got to compile a list of all the archive links for this saga
>>93695467
I pictured one of those 4chan /board/ thread simulator videos being made of this, but this might be a little too much ground to cover for one video.
We are born of the memes, made men by the memes, undone by the memes, fear the old memes by the gods anon fear it.
A pig episode is on again! Best timing
http://www.strawpoll.me/13375799
Answer anons.
>>93695549
Jenkins, easily. The others were generally pretty dull, in all honesty, but things just got real interesting with Jenkins breaking 300% power.
>>93695568
Fred dying and coming back two times was cool though. Same with him saving Tom and Duke from almost dying.
Okay, so the end percentages are...
>Fred at 70%
>Tom at 110%
>Harold at 120%
>Frank at 135%
>Nat at 290%
>OLD MAN JENKINS AT THREE HUNDRED TWENTY FUCKING FIVE PERCENT
Damn. I'm almost completely lost.
>>93695454
>What are these percentages?
Character's powerlevels
>How did that fucking Pig meme evolve into this?
A guy kept posting OPs with "Dr Pig here to tell you" and then someone hijacked it and turned it into an arc in one thread and it kept being continued
>What is this journey I am on?
A journey into the cosmos
What's the hypest moment of the Pig saga so far? It's gotta bewhen Pig kills Pepe.
>>93695930
When Wojak showed up apparently, considering we haven't hit that many people in a thread since around that time
>>93695549
HANG ON TOM! I CAN SLIDE DOWN, I'LL GET DOWN THERE AND I'LL HELP YOU!
OH JESUS BARS
I ALMOST GOT SPLICED
>"Tom!! Hang on!" is heard inside the chamber
>>93696844
>>93698146
NOT THE KIDS
Breaking news! An otherworldly being has left Bikini Bottom citizens in shock and worry as it continues to menacingly hover and flash over a local neighborhood.
Seen far and wide, the being raises many questions, such as... What does it want? Who does it work for? When will it leave? ..and WHERE'S OLD MAN JENKINS?!
>>93699392
Save us Jenkins!
>the dog avatarfag finally fucked off for good
>>93700067
Well now that you said something he or someone else will start it up again, sadly
>>93688107
>Plank
Ed Edd n Eddy is canon in this!
>>93693576
The universe faiIed
>>93699392
Where's Old Man Jenkins?!
If Dr. God Pig absorbs Jenkins, we're fucked.
This is top tier work
I feel like I have seen behind the curtain.
>>93702160
What if Jenkins absorbs Pig?
>>93704480
What if Jenkins was Pig all along?
>>93706614
What if Nat absorbs Jenkins?
>>93706614
I mean that might be happening since Pig is freaking the fuck out at the same time as Jenkins' ascension
I would like to see more of this.
>>93710490
I-is it time again?
>>93710490
HERE WE GO AGAIN BOYS
Grab the popcorn and some booze
I LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE
>stepping into this thread
W-When does the theme song start?
>>93712459
piganon was swamped for the marathon. I wouldn't be surprised if he pushes episode 7 until next Saturday so he can prep more things
What the actual christ am I looking at
>>93712531
Magic, anon. Magic.
Could Jenkins beat Saitama?
Could someone give a tl;dr of this whole autistic saga?
The last thing I remember was the opening. Did I miss anything before this?
Does anyone actually have any of the images archived, or any of the original threads?
I'm trying to look for them and I can't find them anywhere
>>93714078
did you check desuarchive?
>>93714123
Not him but I did and a bunch of pictures are missing.
This is both confusing and intense
>>93714078
I have the post that started it all...which really doesn't tell you anything about the shit going on here. It's too big to attach and I can't post an imgur link though.
I just found this thread, what the fuck is this?
Some autistic Spongebob fanfiction?
>>93715521
It's a spongeboob fanfiction wrapped in a barnyard fanfiction wrapped in an illuminati fanfiction
>>93715521
>he doesn't know about dr pig
it's easy to spot you guys in the threads that don't directly feature him
>>93715743
Wrapped in a pepe/wojak fanfiction.
>>93714661
Kinda like adulthood.
Perch Perkins here live with a citizen claiming to have seen what happened to Old Man Jenkins just before the chaos erupted.
>Sir?
Uh yea, I was with him, he's my friend. We were going to the store to buy groceries when suddenly there was this earthquake and a bright flash. When my vision came back I saw him for a second, partially invisible and floating... but then another, less blinding flash happened and he was gone completely.
Chilling.
At this point all we can do is wait, and hope for the love of Neptune that this event resolves peacefully.
Back to you, Elaine.
Tome for more Pig?
>these guys thinking jenkins can beat dr pig
he can do everything a god could do and more, he's the ultimate
jenkins would have to be pretty stupidly OP to suddenly hit him and take him down
>>93718934
Jenkins was able to foil Plankton's evil plots twice by sheer luck, luck is on his side.
include me in the reddit
>>93719137
This belongs only here.
Nobody send to want to screencap these threads for posterity so just enjoy the ride.
If everything goes to plan and piganon isn't pooped, some shit is going down tonight
>>93719137
There's so many threads about this it's became more than a "thread that gets attention" ordeal.
>>93719163
I'm honestly surprised this went a week
>>93719207
I was the first time, when that thread went a week.
Now it's just something I look forward to finding in the catalog every week
The Dr Pig 1 Year Anniversary is in exactly 5 months, since that's when the arc started. The thread itself was made the day before though.
>>93720071
Nice. Dr. Pig was the most unexpected turn of events I've ever seen on /co/.
I remember when this Dr Pig story was told from the perspective of Otis who was the stand-in for the viewer, saying "you" when Otis did something.
>>93692701
This was the only week like this
Thanks Perch.
For those just tuning in, a large pink creature is hovering over a residence in town... Hang on...
We're getting reports that something new is happening.
>>93722166
oh BOI
>rumbling
>>93722691
>laser sounds are heard as beams connect to newly formed pads on Dr Pig
>loud static is heard
>>93722691
>>93722972
>>93723134
oohhhhh shit
>>93695454
>from here on out.
You won't understand the lore of the past threads though, such as Dr Pig killing Pepe, why Wojak's involved, if we get back to Otis, all that hell's back pocket shit that happened in the first thread, etc.
>>93713686
>The last thing I remember was the opening.
If you're still here.
Tom, later revealed as The Original Meme, gives his entire power to Dr Pig while thinking he was unleashing it on Spongebob after Dr Pig puts a skin portal in front of the blast. After Pig absorbs the energy he starts changing, inside of his body he puts Tom inside the torture chamber where he meets Duke, they talk about shit I can't remember when suddenly Nicktoons does this marathon stunt about "investigating" background characters, in the Dr Pig saga this is taken as plot and each character they talk about each night has a powerlevel that fluctuates depending on what happens in the episodes and what Nicktoons says about the characters during commercial breaks.
When are we going to get Webms again?
>>93723134
Time for a movie?
>>93727466
Pig is going to show them dolphin porn after announcing that he has a leak of an upcoming movie
>>93723134
>>93722972
>>93722691
i dont know what am i looking at or what the fuck is this thread but im scared
>>93729143
This is worse English i ever read by my reading eyes
>>93725262
Alright, thanks for the recap. Hopefully Dr. Pig won't kill everyone in Bikini Bottom
Feels like I'm on drugs
>>93731020
good
FUCKING STOP WITH THIS
A U T I S M
>>93733084
(You)
So what's been your favorite Pig moment so far?
>>93734820
Not a moment, but Pig's "YOU ARE ON MY LIST" comment is my favorite quote.
>>93733084
>Being this new
Get the FUCK out.