What books would you want as book gum?

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>>93685650

>>93685650
Lolita

>>93685650
The Book gum recipe book

>>93685650
Infinite Jest

>>93685650
Fifty shades of grey.

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>>93685650
That one super smash brothers fanfiction which is officially the longest piece of fiction on earth.

I don't exactly plan to survive.

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>>93685777
>those trips

What would it taste like?

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my diary

>>93685837
Hold up, how can a Smash bros fanfiction be that long?

>>93685687
Is that you Dobson?

>>93686071
dobson featuring willy wonka movies

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>>93685650

>>93686011
there is a fancomic of rayman on deviantart with over 1000 pages anon
its not even toddler art, granted its mostly black and white and the art is very low tire but still

>>93685687
What happened to her?

>>93685650
My calculus textbook

The Bible, so that I can be cool with god right before I take my cyanide pill.

>>93685650
The entire Bee Movie script.

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>>93686154
She turned into a blueberry.

[Spoiler]It's a very, verrryyyy popular fetish. Basically thicc on overdrive + spheres[/spoiler]

>>93686305
Except it's a music video.

>>93686257
but it's actually the nutshack theme

>>93685837
It's not the longest though you retard.

>>93685650
What would happen if I chewed a Dōjinshi?

>>93686403
aite then bro, if it can kill me, tell me what it is?

>>93685650
Encyclopedias and dictionaries sound like a cool choice.

>>93686430
Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons. It has over one million words in it.

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>>93686456
>1 million
YOU FUCKING FOOL

>>93685650
the russian novel about a guy who's obsessed with pokemon. it's worse than it seems.

>>93686522
I said OVER 1 million. It actually has 10 million

>>93686567
Then say ten million you dense bing!
>over 1 million
Bitch you expect that pathetic statement to give me the death boner I crave? That was a whole 9 million off from making my dick so hard I could fucking seppuku with it!

>>93686430
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Search_of_Lost_Time
>A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust contains an estimated 9,609,000 characters

>>93685650
>What books would you want as book gum?

NEN GUM I BESEECH YOU!

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>>93685650

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Books about Languages, Every Programming language, The Anarchists Cookbook, Every Book in every Elder Scrolls game, And Mein Kampf, because It's not worth the time it takes to read it. And while we're at it the Declaration of Independance, and the US Constitution so I can sue the fuck out of everybody for infringing on my rights.

>>93685650
wasn't this a premise in Doraemon?

Loomis

>>93687054
>And while we're at it the Declaration of Independence, and the US Constitution so I can sue the fuck out of everybody for infringing on my rights.
Believe it or not, the declaration of independence, while important and still stating the purpose of the nation, does not confer any rights.

Also, you should be aware that technically, your rights are infringed on regularly. Also, the, "but driving isn't a right" shtick is only quoted by faggots and retards who think the only rights you have are those in the constitution or the bill of rights.

The founding fathers were vehemently AGAINST a bill of rights. Not because they felt we shouldn't have any protection of our rights or have any. But because they thought, "well, if we make a list of rights, some FUCKING RETARDED IDIOT in the future will see this list, be a total fucking retard and say, 'If it's not in here, it's not a right!'"

So they added that as a specific item in the bill of rights. The 9th amendment states that, "Just because we didn't think of it or list it here doesn't mean it's not a right, retard."

And guess what?
Even after all that.
RETARDS STILL THINK YOU ONLY HAVE THE RIGHTS LISTED IN THE CONSTITUTION OR BILL OF RIGHTS. We still breed these kind of morons despite every protection possible to slap them in the face and tell them they're fucking retarded.

every single textbook.

This proof
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classification_of_finite_simple_groups
>>93687054
>The Anarchist Cookbook
But why?

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>>93686108

>>93685650
How to draw anime

Finnegans Wake

>>93685650
I find it funny how Gone with the Wind tasted like chicken.

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>>93685854
Like a mosaic of semen

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>>93685650
My Immortal

>>93685854
Cum and denim

>>93685650
I wonder if a retail questionable content book tastes like shit

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>>93686140
>over 1000 pages
Am I supposed to be impressed

>>93686747
>explodes

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>>93685650
The Black Library.

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>>93685854
pussy juice

>>93685650
Foreign language dictionaries
Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"
Adam Smith's "The Wealth of Nations"
Machiavelli's "The Prince"
The Bible

The world shall be mine.

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>>93685650

>>93688030
This.

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>>93685650

>>93687054
Also books on how to play piano or other instruments. Although programming will get you money.

>>93685854
Old leather, dry steel, and the broken soul of a great oak.

>>93689942
That's not a book though

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>>93685650

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>>93690121
Maybe it could be a gobstopper filled with multiple gum books.

Tails Gets Trolled

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>>93685650

>>93686108
>Family Guy script.jpg

Ulysses or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>>93690020
This right here

120 days of sodom

>>93692713
Wasn't that a movie?

Mi libro, El festival de la blasfemia

4chan archives so I can be as funny as you guys

Hard science books
Humanities shit can burn for all I care.

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>>93686522
>>93686456
>>93685837
How are these fanfics so absurdly long!

If they can write all that then why not make a completely original story and sell it to the public for actual profit?

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>>93685650
>>93685837
This, and the Oghma Infinium.

>>93686154
Accidental pregnancy.

>>93692389
Bad idea. Every time you see Mario 3, it'll feel like seeing 9/11 for the first time.

>>93685650
That 13,000 page epic about hermaphroditic kids fighting for their freedom and getting slaughtered, written by a janitor and found after his death.

>>93685650
The Book of Infinite Pages that Superman tried to read once.
That or a book from the Library of Babel.

>>93686673
>word count = 1,267,069
Brawl fanfic has it beat by about 3 million

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>>93686305
>tfw you have unironically fapped to this scene

>>93685650
I cram Wasp Factory, American Psycho, Blood Meridian, and The Stand into my mouth and chew them all at once.

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>>93693098
I'mma need a source on that, sir.

>>93693195
Christ, that'd be like trying to ingest the pitch black slurry a corpse turns into after being left in a warm and wet environment.

>>93693218
Here's the guy who wrote it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger

>>93685837
I don't know why but it inexplicably annoys me to know end that the longest fanfiction isn't mlp. Our autism is supposed to be unmatched

I feel cheated.

>>93693279
>it inexplicably annoys me to know end
Fucking hell I meant NO end.

I need to go to bed.

>>93693279
bah. mlp straight up stole most of its gimmicks as an autistic fanbase from 2hu. even the homestuck fanbase had more uniqueness to their autism than you

>>93693279
The longest pony fan fic I found was "The Chase". It has 2.4 million words. Also, it is an erotic fanfiction.

>>93685837
>It would take 12 days, 3 hours, 39 minutes and 54 seconds straight for the average reader to finish the whole thing
>thats just rounding it down to 3.5 million total words
fug

>>93686437
Only real answers

>>93685650
The Communist Manifesto.

>>93685837
It got surpassed by another fanfiction.net entry.
Which, from the look of it, is original and not fanfic at all.
But it's a postapocalyptic story about ship girls.

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>>93686673
>>93693186
>word count lower than number of chapters

>>93685854
Domestic abuse.

>>93686305
A berry popular fetish.

What would Ulysses taste like?

>>93685650
2001 a space odyssey

>>93693023
It's quantity over quality.

They spew out garbage as soon as it comes to mind with no revision. A million words for them is the equivalent workload to a thousand by a half decent author.

>>93687221
It's more that politicians want to get away with giving the people as few rights as possible.

>>93690137
spooky

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I want to become enlightened.