Take a seat, /co/. I want to talk. Tell me what's bothering you.

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>>93682711
I always wish to be a allpowerfull reality-warper like Mr. Mxyzptlk. I wish humanity would not die and be happy.

>>93682711
I want to become a real-life Tony Stark. I want to shape humanity's future. I want to meet aliens and live in a Mass Effect world(mostly to fuck green ladies and Asari). I want to get a goshdang answer to the Divine... I want a whole lot of stuff, right?

I just want a cheeseburger but I don't have one.

I'm sitting in a Planned Parenthood about to get tested because I stupidly raw dogged a girl I met online a couple months ago.

She stressed she was clean and on the pill but fuck I'm such a fucking dumbass.

>>93682711
I watched a news report today where two college athletes were kidnapped and abused/raped for 24 hours straight. The things that were done to them were horrific.

I wish The Punisher was real.

I fapped to bomb queen sodomizing an anime fangirl with a pool cue.

I just want people to be happy, but no matter how much life gives them many still find ways to be sad.

It's been a month since I applied for a transfer to a better job and a week since the head honcho told me he'd set up an interview and I still haven't heard back. I want to get out of my current department ASAP but I'm worried about pushing too hard if he's dragging his heels.

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>>93682711
Existential crisis coupled with nihilistic fears

I'm going to die. I know that I'm going to die. Nothing can change that. I can try to outrun it with doctors and medicine but eventually I will die. All that I am will cease to be. My memories, my consciousness, all of it. Everyone I love will be dead as well. Death is the result of all things mortal.

And I realized that everything I accomplish, everything I achieve, all of it will be for nothing. Even the greatest of us can't compete with time and death. I'll be just a name on a rock and after 60 years that rock will be taken away and my remains will be nothing but decomposed matter.
I know all of this as fact. I am consciously aware of it as my sentience permits.
But the question I can find no answer to is "If I'm going to die and everything I do will be undone, why do anything at all?" What is the point of anything? Why not simply die today if the end result will be the same 40 years from now? Or in some accident or crime a lot sooner?

I need to find an answer to this question and I don't know if there is one. And until I find it, I don't know if I can continue living.

>>93682711
My Driver Instructor took me to a dirty porn theater two weeks ago and jerked his Dick of while touching Me.
I absolutely felt nothing at all.
Also I hate it when comic books get political.

>>93683146
>Not sucking him off for a free pass

>>93682954
Blood has been taken and I'm waiting for the results.

Fuck my anxiety can't take this.

>>93682711
My therapist got upstaged by the Joker in his game.

I feel people take advantage of my politeness and sympathy and it's getting harder and harder every day to open up to anyone. People know I don't like to let anyone down so it's very easy to guilt trip me, and I can't tell who's sincere anymore as a result.

My therapist has basically given up on me. He'll probably keep milking me for money but I'm losing faith that neither therapy, medication, or both can help me anymore. I lack insurance so I can't just hopscotch around therapists.

>>93683125
We're all made of star stuff

>>93683365
Dumbass. Hope its positive

>>93682711

I have this uncanny feeling that Bruce Wayne is Batman.

I wish i were anime

>>93683422
Underrated post

>>93683125
Try to enjoy what little time you have, even if you will be undone at the moment of death, at least you will be happy before it, and if you are afraid of being forgotten, then rise above the most and leave your mark on history...also can I borrow five bucks?

>>93682711
people bother me. I wish I could just have enough money to become a permanent shut-in, and only deal with people on-line. I wouldn't even need a big or good place to live.

>>93683505
People make mistakes Anon.

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>>93683512

>>93683547
And mistakes make people.

>>93683365
>>93682954
I think I know who you are my friend, and if I do, it wasn't your fault. She is the biggest cunt I've met in my life as of yet, and if you wanna talk about it, you know where to find the Paperbag-head.

>>93682858
Ditto.

>>93683547
Oh well. That's your fault for taking a woman at face value

>>93683533
>Try to enjoy what little time you have
But why? Why enjoy? Why despair? Why do anything? Essentially all I'm, all anyone is ever doing is just marching inevitably on the road towards death.
So what difference does it make if I lived a happy life or a sad life? Because at the end of it, life is life and it has to end.

It really worries me how negative and hateful /co/ has gotten over the last few years. This used to be a haven from bullshit, a place to talk about the stuff we all loved and loved to hate, but now there's a really worrying undercurrent of racism, antisemitism, etc that didn't used to be on this board.

I miss the old /co/.

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Thank the Lord it's negative! I feel like a new man! This anon is back in business!

>>93682711
You know how they say "at least you have your health"? Well I don't even have that, no it's nothing dire, but that's just the thing. My spine, my lungs, my gut and whatever the fuck else I've been forced to quietly ignore for a year for the sake of others is falling apart just enough so I don't die but have to live with it while every other cunt going on about stubbing their toe or whatever throws a pity party and all the blissful ignorant optimistic twats on the other end of the spectrum make me sick.

>>93683650
Were you getting tested to see if you were the father or if you had an STD?

>>93683650
Don't be an idiot in the future
Read about how to take measures to protect yourself

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>>93683125
Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it.

I feel you. There is no meaning in death, only dread. I chose to try to live as long as possible and maybe I will escape the heat death of the universe. One can only try.

http://www.futuretimeline.net/blog/2016/12/17.htm

>>93682711
People shouldn't hate on SU without giving it a chance, and a least respect what it does right, instead of condemning it for its flaws.

Why does Pendleton Ward hate Finn so much?

honestly there were about six threads I wanted to reply to earlier when the fucking site was being extra mongolian and now that I've returned they're all fucking dead. My autism is hammering away at me right now. Had to let it out somewhere.

I want /pol/ or /b/ or whoever was fucking around earlier to blow their fucking brains out for fucking with my day. What the fuck even happened this time?

>>93683823
STD

>>93682711
I've researched too many truths, too many facts about the activities of my American government. Doc, it's really getting me down because if I go against the official line and confide in certain relatives I really respect, I fear they won't accept what I have to say.

>>93683634
It will make a difference to you and it's all that matter
and take solace in the fact that nothing is eternal, thankfully we will all cease to exist someday