ITT: comics for intelligent people

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ok

Don't post anything then.

Intelligent people don't read comics.

>>93679966
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

how is this comic supposed to be funny and not just incredibly cringe

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hmm yes...weiner makes comics for intelligent people like'um myself

>>93679962
That's obvious bullshit because Larisa is best girl.

>>93679962
>Megumin
>intelligent

>>93680462
>far left just has a statement that appears to be morally just
>far right just seems like an asshole

I'm no centrist but fuck this comic.

>>93680646
It's almost like the entire point of the comic is that the author thinks the horseshoe theory is horseshit

>>93680462
Is this comic implying that only the far left considers oppression bad?

>>93679962
I feel like there's a disconnect between writer and artist here

>>93681068
Why is that?

>>93681040
Yes. Because the left is always right and perfect no matter what. So says the author.
Now go jump into a oven, Moviebob demands it.

>>93681581
But if they're always right why are they left?

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>>93680462
Let me guess, the creator of this comic is a white guy with hipster beard and glasses who thinks communism is a great ideology

>>93679966
post the beer one

>>93680234
Larisa is a psychopath, an arsonists, and a rapist.

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>>93681965
>oh no thank you, I don't like beer
it's literally that easy

>>93681015
The author is also clearly intellectually incapable of devising a reasonable argument against the theory. Instead he decided that he's going to attribute a rather neutral idea the "oppression is bad" and ascribe it to the far left, while painting a straw man as indicative of the far right. It very bad, and this man should be mocked for it.

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Deep

>>93680462
Does anyone not se the upside down American flag referenced?

>>93682084
>show that had television's first interracial kiss
>not progressive

Shit was made when segregation was still fresh in people's memories, how the fuck does that compare to modern standards?

>>93682084
>>93682190
>The Original Series aired literally 2 years after the civil rights movement reached its height

Having a black character who's shown to be admirable and intelligent at that time is phenomenal.

>>93681965
Some people don't like bitter stuff like coffee and beer, but don't pretend that the people who do like it are lying to themselves.
Randall is an autist and I am triggered

>>93681100
Rigid stock expressions that seem to only vaguely fit the script

I looked at a few previous ones and they don't seem nearly as rote

>>93682265
I'm a teetotaler and hate coffee but I get why people like them.

I don't just assume everyone is lying about liking hamburgers because they don't taste good to me.

>>93682110
is that loss..........

>>93681965
>compelled to lie to fit in
>unable to comprehend that other people have different opinions
>assume everyone else is always lying too
is the author a sociopath

>>93680671
Just seeing that damn frog makes my blood boil, knowing what (s)he's done to people

>>93682907
What did she do?

>>93679962
>Kurisu and Megumin

I don't know what this webcomic, but they've got good taste

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>>93682943
Read the later parts of this thread
>>93455533

>>93681931
also a literal succubus with purity-corrupting powers

>>93681965
>Whoops, I made the wrong person in this comic the asshole

>>93682995
I was there, but basically no evidence was shown.

>>93681706
that's where horseshoe theory comes in.

>>93680462
I know this is bait,but this is retarded.

Horseshoe theory isn't about idiology, it's about methodology.

It's not about WHAT you believe, but HOW you express your beliefs.

Like how, despite having wildly different idiologies, all extremist religious sects tend to do the same things.

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>>93680462
what if i just do this

>>93680045
They're 'avin' a laugh

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>>93682084
This fucking activates my almonds and I'm not even a Trektard. Star Trek was real fucking hopeful for its time, and not in a "muh strong minority leads" way. It was right after segregation was ended, the cold war was getting real tense and people still had the prejudices brought on by WWII in their minds.

So along came Star Trek saying "hey, all the people of Earth has united in the future, look see we have a russian and a japanese and a woman and americans and all the races getting along." Shit Spock got fucking shat on by Christians for looking Satanic but the producers kept his look to emphasise that even though he looked shady af, he had a good heart.

Do soapbox cartoonists know anything about subjects older than they are? Doesn't fucking look like it.

>>93681068
I'm glad there are people who are perceptive of this.

Ollie's a twat and can't write for shit. Powree is pretty good, but she clearly doesn't like some of Ollie's scripts and phones some in.

>>93683636
>that comic
usually the argument is that women are especially repressed and must be helped before anybody else, so pointing out how everyone gets treated the same is a valid response.

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>>93682084
Related.

The BWW just covered it, but they went easy on this garbage. The writing is horrendous, hypocritical, surface-level "parody" conveyed with shottacular MSPaint scribbles of a furry and the laziest aliens imaginable. It's hard to overstate just how fucking bad this is.

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>>93683071
>yfw you realize he was beer this whole time

>>93683461
But that comic was made by a far left person.

>>93683636
I remember once seeing a headline in a newpaper/magazine the went along the lines of "1 in 4 homeless in America are women" or something close to that.
The article went on to talk about how difficult things are for women to find work, handle kids if they are single/teen moms, and how they need more programs to keep them off the streets

But if you stop for a second, you realize something. If 1 in 4 homeless people are women, what of the other 3? If 75% of homeless people are men, where are their concerns and needs addressed?

I've seen this sort of "bias" to helping/coming to women's aid, even though their concerns are in a smaller scale then the men similarly effected in things like Suicide, Rape and Murder. Serious things, but men are often ignored or blurred together in these matters

>>93684183
Kinda falls flat when you know that the top game did, in fact, sell, and the bottom game did not.

>>93679962
Megumin is indeed best girl.

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>>93684418
Forgot pic

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>>93679962
>Megumin
>best girl
intelligent statement, all right

>>93682190
Liberals, like creatonists, think the world and mankind started only a few years ago.

>>93684183
>cleavage
>not sexualized

>>93682239
The show was deliberately shot in such a way that it was impossible for the south to cut her out.

>>93681896
>DUDE WHITE PEOPLE CANT HAVE POLITICAL PINIONS LMAO
>>>>/reddit/

>>93683508
>Do soapbox cartoonists know anything about subjects older than they are?
They legitimately do not, they judge absolutely every thing by modern day standards because the idea that different times were different is just bizarre to them.

>>93684418
>Megumeme
fixed for you ....... will still explosion inside her though

>>93679962
>using meme-speak in your comics
disgusting

>>93684555
Butthurt tankie detected

>>93684434
>>93684459
fourteen!

>>93684368
It's pretty funny when they often say that people see men as the norm, when they themselves make women out as being special.

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>>93683461

I don't even get what point of view you're trying to turn this into. Anyway the original comic was probably put together by a leftist retard but they happen to be right in this case, centrism is a cowardly and intellectually lazy position and you should pick a fucking side.

>>93684729
:D

>>93684754
The real joke is that even leftists are hating on centrists now.

>>93684754
>and you should pick a fucking side
You shouldn't pick a fucking side, because both sides have their ups and downs. You should decide on each problem what you think is the better solution, and fucking ignore the stupid idea of left, right or center, and just go with what you think is right for each problem.

>>93681965
This is literally true. I've been told to drink beer many times at parties and bars because it's what you're meant to drink despite it tasting like shit.
Granted I'm Australian though and beer is like our national symbol.

>>93680462

>How to trigger an American

I'll keep this in mind. I mean, this thread is basically 'OH I HATE THESE SMUG ASSHOLES WHO THINK THEY'RE INTELLIGENT, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE SMUG ASSHOLES' in a nutshell, but this image just sets people off.

Also, the last panel is completely accurate. As long as things are going fine for people personally, they tend not to give a damn about changing society. People can elect a man who is okay with sending 10 percent of the young population to their death in a single battle, and vote for others who would execute and demonise war heroes for their private lives, all while not giving a damn beyond 'oh, someone really ought to do something about that'.

References to the World Wars, not any current leaders, just pointing that out

>>93684790
It's the same as how agnostics are now more insufferably smug than atheists and religious zealots combined.

They get the same "both sides are wrong but only I'm enlightened enough to see it" pretentious shit as political centrists do.

>>93684754
Nigga, that kinda thinking is exactly why politics these days is such an absolutely fucking shitshow that pretty much forces people to be single issue voters.

>>93684885
As an agnostic I fucking hate those fuckers. It's obvious they're only agnostic because they think it makes them look smart. It's the same fuckers who became an Atheist, just to flaunt it around in people face to look smarter than "those silly god fearing idiots".

>>93684754
>hurrr pick a fucking side
Politics isnt a goddamn sports game, you fucking retard

>>93684828

>You shouldn't pick a side, because both rationality and hysteria have their ups and downs.
>You shouldn't pick a gonorrhea treatment, because both antibiotics and acupuncture have their ups and downs.
>You shouldn't pick a tool, because both saws and screwdrivers can cut wood.

>>93684990
>My side is always right, and the other is always wrong

>>93684978

No, it's not a sports game, it's called pursuing a real solution instead of making ineffectual compromises. Believe it or not there are right and wrong answers to real life problems and combining them into half-right half-wrong answers isn't going to help you.

>>93684834
>Granted I'm Australian

No wonder all beer you know tastes terrible then.

>>93685011

What exactly is leftism right about? Or scientology or nambla for that matter?

>>93685050
You seriously believe that that's what centrists does? And not just picking the things they think are best from both sides?

>>93685090

>picking the things they think are best from both sides?

I already said "ineffectual compromises."

>>93684990
Tools are designed to have a single purpose and achieve a single end goal.

Right and left is a massive bundle of a shit-ton of issues with different desired end goals.

It's like "I need this screw driver, but I also need this knife, but they're sold in bundles and I can't mix and match, guess I'll buy the screw driver bundle and try to use the chisel that comes with it as a knife."

>>93685076
>What exactly is leftism right about?
Climate change is real and human-driven
A fetus is not a person
Being gay is not a choice
The black experience in America is different from the white one
Rich people derive their money from the working class (whose labor they own) and should therefore pay more taxes to benefit said working class
God should not be in schools
God doesn't exist

>>93685114

See:

>>93685076

What of value do these ideologies have specifically?

>>93685076
Depends on your political views, or general world view. Sure you could have a world view that says that everything the right says is right, but that sounds like a pretty stupid person, just like a person who says anything the left says is right.

>>93685101
So everything that both sides say are ineffectual from the start? So everyone is wrong, all the time?

>>93685146
>anything the left says is right.
Fuck me, I meant everything.

>>93685146

>So everything that both sides say are ineffectual from the start?

That doesn't follow at all. If I ask you to choose between eating ice cream and dog shit and you smugly reply that you're a centrist and mix the two together, that doesn't mean the ice cream was a bad choice. It means your decision to combine the two was about as bad as the decision to eat dog shit on its own would've been. Or to use a more realistic example, health care in America is awful right now because of bad compromises between free market capitalism and socialism.

>>93685130
Personally I vote conservative and agree with the right on most issues, but say someone is both gay and also firmly believes in gun rights, which side is he supposed to pick?

>>93685192
But that's not what the fuck a Centrist is. The choice wouldn't be between Ice Cream and Dog Shit, it'd be between Ice Cream and a bowl of Chicken Noodle Soup. And the Centrist wouldn't pour the soup on the Ice Cream, he'd look at whether or not he already ate dinner and pick the one that makes sense for his situation.

>>93685209

You can be gay and conservative. You don't need to be a centrist to still have the ability to sodomize other men. Now if you were gay and wanted special benefits / protections just because of your sexuality then you might want to become a centrist or a leftist, but that doesn't have anything to do with being gay in itself. That has more to do with being a professional victim.

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>>93685238
What have you done? Now the janitors are gonna nuke this thread.

>>93685233

No, it's dog shit often enough. Tell the countless millions of planned economy starvation victims throughout history that marxism is a perfectly valid ideology on par with any other.

>>93685192
>That doesn't follow at all. If I ask you to choose between eating ice cream and dog shit and you smugly reply that you're a centrist and mix the two together, that doesn't mean the ice cream was a bad choice.
You are saying that EVERYTHING from one side if´s right, and EVRYTHING form the other is bad. I'm saying that some of things from one side might be better then the other, and vise versa.
One side gives you ice cream as gift one, and dog shit as gift two. The other gives you sawdust as gift one, and cake as gift two.
Instead of taking one bad and good thing, I choose the ice cream form the one side, and the cake from the other, only getting what I think is the best choices form both sides.

>>93684754
How about you form opinions on a case by case basis?

No, you gotta pick one team and one team only, fuck logic and everything else.

>>93685192
>Everything that doesn't agree with the predefined political party I most agree with is bad

People like you are why we have retards who vote for people they don't even want in office

>>93685255
I guess the janitors aren't smart enough to understand such intelligent comics
*tips fedora*

>>93684754
I remember being sixteen too

>>93685192
As previously explained, Centrism isn't about always meeting halfway. You're thinking about Moderates. Centrists generally agree with different solutions to different issues from both sides, and try to form a cohesive front gathering those solutions in a single political faction.

Unfortunately, these groups often fall into the trap of being either too focuse on a single issue or too "uncertain" to the average voter, so real centrist parties rarely last as of now.

>>93685076
Influential power in all its forms has a natural, powered by an inherent positive feedback, tendency to be gathered, accumulated and possessed by a few old and well-known families, clubs and cults at the expense of everybody else and, if left unchecked, this setup will bring an apocalypse. Oh, wait, they aren't allowed to say it anymore.

>>93685323
They defend sinfest heavily and destroy any threads criticizing it.

>>93685255
And may a better thread take this awful one's place.

>>93685234
>Now if you were gay and wanted special benefits / protections
I have never seen anyone, besides extreme leftists who wanted that. Getting equal rights, is not getting special treatment, it's getting the same fucking treatment as anyone else.

>>93685285
... Motherfucker, then don't PICK that one! Pick the "Let gay people get married" one, or the "Let's take care of homeless people" one, and then when someone asks you "Hey, what about Marxism?", you pick your FUCKING Ice Cream and tell them to fuck off with it!

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>>93685238
>This is what modern feminists honestly believe

>>93685306

Centrism doesn't mean forming opinions on a case by case basis. By calling that centrism you're making the assumption that opinions formed on a case by case basis will be politically center of leftism and conservatism. What you're talking about is basically just political agnosticism where you don't know what you'll think until you see each issue individually. Most people eventually notice patterns and stop treating each individual event that pops up like a totally new thing that needs to be investigated as though you've never seen anything like it before in your life, hence the existence of ideologies.

>>93681991
That's no fun. This is how you do it:
>No thanks, it doesn't help anymore

>>93685372
That's what I'm saying, don't put yourself in a team.

Unless you're actually a politician, in which case, you stand to gain something from it.

>>93685327

You weren't born yet when I was sixteen. Believe it or not "lol nobody's right" isn't the go to answer of choice for adults working out political opinions.

>>93685192
Conservative here. A fetus is not a person.

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>>93685238
>>93685156

>>93685453
It is a human being though.

>>93685437
>"lol nobody's right"
You forgot the always in "lol nobody's always right".

>>93680462
>leftists are this desperate to alienate everyone, including centrists

No wonder they are bleeding support.

>>93685476
No it's not. And even if it was, there is nothing wrong with aborting it. Especially if the baby is going to be retarded.

>>93685422

Like I said, most people eventually notice patterns. I can look at each new event that comes up super-closely like I've never seen one before, but I don't because I happen to know in advance I'm not going to be in favor of state based solutions to problems the state has no legitimate business meddling with. It's a pretty simple principle. "Hmm, should we implement some new tax funded social program to-" No. We shouldn't. I don't care how nice and reasonable your new social program idea is, pay for it yourself and leave taxpayers out of it.

>>93685476
So is a single sell from any part of your body.

>>93685476
and a real hero

>>93685453
This
I'd vote for Trump or Harper any day, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with stopping some dumbass who isn't ready for the responsibility of raising a kid from raising what will inevitably be a future criminal.

>>93685494
I don't know if they don't think they need anymore support because they're a majority, or if they believe that insulting other people will magically bring them to their side; either way they're idiots who don't realize they're digging their own graves.

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>>93685536
W-what the fuck are they even trying to say with this?

Is there some hidden meaning I'm missing or are they genuinely saying people shouldn't have the right to vote?

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>>93685522
But supposedly it would be wrong if they waited more than 9 months to make the decision

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>>93685555

>or if they believe that insulting other people will magically bring them to their side

It's that one.

>>93685536
>"Civilized World"
>Doesn't have any laws in place to prevent people form killing other people for no reason
Sure showed us.

>>93685156
>>93685238
is this parody?

>>93685604
But they voted. Don't you believe in democracy?

>>93685570
>BLM protesters being intimidated and pushed by a small white guy
The author has never been to a BLM protest have they?

>>93685578
That only the right people (I.E. muh political party) should be allowed to vote or have rights because.

>>93685603
What kind of delusional reality do these people live in where they think shitting on someone will make them like them more? I don't get the logic.

>>93685306
Now you're getting it. Welcome to postmodernism.

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>>93685605
Nope. 100% serious.

>>93685658
Because they think they're right. And they're so sure that they're right, that they think that if they insult people, those people will see the fault of their ways, and just start doing and think what they're "supposed" to do and think, instead of just hating them even more.

>>93685658
it works for Marvel

>>93685123
>Rich people derive their money from the working class (whose labor they own) and should therefore pay more taxes to benefit said working class
Leftists don't uphold that anymore.

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>>93685658

Leftists practice self-denial and championing of those they deem oppressed or lesser than others and assume people of privilege feel the same way. They fundamentally can't understand how people could want to take personal responsibility for their own self-interest because they gave up on that game a long time ago in their early childhood development. Leftism is a huge paradigm shift away from self-interest and towards the externalization of causality in general, where you constantly make efforts to show how little you're acting in your own self-interest as a way to further solidify your right to demand that the external state take care of everyone's interests instead.

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>>93685536
I'm seeing loss in this and the raised hands aren't helping

>>93681931
name 1 thing wrong with any of those

>>93685346
Gays in America pretty much have equal rights already. So why haven't leftists stopped whining yet?

>>93685346

>Getting equal rights

What rights don't you have already?

>>93685652
Because Hobbes was right, anon.

>>93683636
>False equivalence the comic

>>93685798
Leftists harbour this delusion that white males have significantly more rights than everyone else, and the reason other people do so bad is because of a lack of privilege, so they want MORE rights than everyone else because in their eyes that makes them equal.

Basically, leftists can't read statistics, so they look at the gender wage gap myth and think women genuinely get paid less an hour for the same work men do, not realizing that the cause of the "gap" is that women work less hours a month.

>>93685713
This, and they also assume that because they're right, they're also the majority. So even if the idiots they insult don't come to their side, it doesn't matter. That person is just a wrong idiot and they don't even need an idiot like them on their side.

The idea of winning an argument in general has changed, The deciding factor on whether or not you win isn't whether your opponent has changed their mind, but is instead defined by how many onlookers you can get to cheer you on and confirm that you're right. Basically whoever gets the most people who already agreed with them to "like" their argument is the winner.

>>93685123
Advocacy for massive government involvement in education, healthcare, finance, energy, etc.
Open immigration
Redistribution of wealth to fix supposed societal and historical failings

>>93685798
Don't know, as I pointed out, they're the only people I hear talk about them getting special treatment, besides the extreme rightwingers, who wants to give them a different form of special treatment, but that's a whole other discussion.

>>93685809
None I can think off at the moment, but just a few years ago, they couldn't get married in much of the US, unlike straight people. That was what I was talking about. But currently they seem to be in a good place, even if some people don't like them. But you can't force people to like other people, no matter how much the left wants to do that, so that's most likely not going to stop soon.

>>93685605
No, it's a total loss of sanity.

>>93685851
Even if it was a right equivalent, it would just point out that being on fire isn't that big of a deal apparently.

>>93684915
Post the edit

>>93685906
They could get married before. They just didn't get a piece of paper from the government saying it. It's like asking for government recognition of a baptism

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>>93685938

>Post the edit

>>93685590
>Mudkip
>In Pokemon Go

>>93685951
Well if other people got that piece of paper, and they didn't, they where still being treated lesser than others, no matter how insignificant that difference might seem.

>>93685658

Donald Trump broke liberal discourse. The idea of believing he is in any way capable of being president is so absurd to us, trying to deal with people who believe it is like telling us to treat someone who wears pants on their head as intellectual equals. On top of that, most of the writing I've seen advocating Trump is either emotional drivel or excusing it as a condition of people's regional upbringing instead of an informed political decision.

>>93685536
considering they all voted to kill bob, he probably did something to deserve it.

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>>93686010
kek

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>>93686037

>the "Donald Trump is dumb" meme

How many billions of dollars have you earned so far anon?

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>>93685906

Marriage isn't a right you stupid faggots.

>>93685697
hate to admit it but the art is pretty well done, very kinetic

>>93686116

I didn't say he was dumb, though he's certainly less smart than most politicians.

>>93686037
This. The other political team is just so stupid. Why can't they realize that I, a twenty-two year old college student who has never had to pay bills or take care of myself in any meaningful way, hold the key to how this country should be run.

I have an IQ of 170 so I know what I'm talking about. Basically, just like any other muscle, the brain consumes energy when it is being used. Let me make an analogy you guys can understand: you know those people who walk on a treadmill for barely 10 minutes and then eat a box of donuts and wonder why their workout isn't working? The brain is just like that. Most of you have never pushed it even close to the point where you'd be making any mental gains. If you had you would actually feel tired afterwards. This is why it is difficult to workout if you are as smart as me. I am constantly pushing my brain to the limit and am tired throughout the day because of it. In fact I have trouble even making basic decisions and concentrating because there is so much going on in my head. Although I can get into any college (for undergrad, masters and PHD) and get any job I want, I often overthink things and feel guilty or am pessimistic about situations. Its an annoying tradeoff, but one that I make to maintain my intelligence. My brain works so hard I tend to lose appetite and get headaches which doesn't allow me to even make it out of bed to the gym. This is because I am so smart. I think about everything, from science to math to philosophy to history to suicide. I am very smart.

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>>93685156
>>93685238
>LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A SPECIAL SUPERGENIUS I AM, I'M AWARE THAT GENDER STEREOTYPES EXIST
These comics always amaze me with the level of genuine delusion and ego these people have.

>>93686037
I imagine it's the same way when I pretend that liberals are people and not overgrown and unintelligent children

>>93686116
How much have he actually earned, and not inherited? Legit question by the way. I'm curious, because people keep saying that he's both a good, and shitty businessman at the same time.

>>93686144
Not being treated differently from other people by an organization is.

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>>93685603
>>93685713
>>93685890
>>93685741
>I voted for Trump out of spite because I hate how liberals call me names. Trump calls other people names but that's okay because they're not me.

Yeah, that's pretty much what got him into office.

You ever get the feeling that the political right are the ones crying victim more than anyone else these days? Well I've had that feeling since "Happy Holidays" was construed as an attack on christianity personally.

>>93686116
I don't think he's necessarily dumb, but he has obviously adapted to be ruthless and combative in place of actually having to think about things.

Now to get as far away as possible from this thread because politics make me sad

>>93686183
So when can whites start suing colleges and businesses for mass discrimination. Oh right you faggot liberals would string up your race to save a ant. Kill yourself

>>93686183

He received 1 million dollars from his father. He earned billions.

>>93686185
Fuck you, I would never have voted for Trump, nor Hillary for that matter. Hating the far left, doesn't mean you love the right, you fucking dolt.

>>93684364
have you heard of this thing called horseshoe theory

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This web comic isn't particularly funny, but hey, it's for math majors.

>>93686243
Nigga, I ain't reading all that shit.

>>93686185
Who are you quoting?

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>tfw to inteligent to read normal comics

>>93686161
>>93686181

Wow, what excellent points. Glad you guys don't make fun of the other side like those darn liberals do. This is why Trump is winning!

>>93686037
>>93686279
>lol ur dum
>Good point
Oh

>>93686213
I fucking wish we could, and I hope that we get the right to do that too. I'm for equal rights you fucking idiot.

>>93686239
That's actually pretty good. I mean he could have had good advisors to help him, but that still takes some skill. He's definitely not as stupid as people makes him out to be sometimes.

>>93686273
That's because it's only for smart people.

>>93685741
>quoting the Unabomber
>expecting to be taken seriously
Meanwhile the right demands the rejection of causality altogether, acting as if everyone lived in a bubble where their actuons have no effect whatsoever on their surroundings.

>>93686275
All the straight white males who complain that liberals are bullying them

>>93686299
Fuck I meant to quote >>93686238

>>93686250
I think he has. That comic tries to point out the flaws of the theory, by sort of proving it right.

>>93686183
His current net worth is 3.5 billion dollars

>>93686310
>If you don't like being called a basket of deplorables you're just a straight white male
Sounds like bullying to me.

>>93686303
The right didn't advocate for a 15$ minimum wage against all good economic sense. Because supply and demand can be repealed be law

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>>93686273
How about this?

>>93685536
>Democracy is bad because the minority doesn't win
Damn... really makes ya think...

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>>93684183
>there are people out there who defend Remember Me
I've heard of them, but I didn't think they actually existed since barely anyone played Remember Me.

Although I doubt this person did, since there was a whole level of Nilin with her clothes completely drenched from the rain

>>93686303

The unabomber is objectively a genius. He got a doctorate at age 25 and worked as a professor before going innawoods. IQ confirmed 167. One of the professors on his dissertation committee said regarding his dissertation:
>I would guess that maybe 10 or 12 men in the country understood or appreciated it.

>>93686388
There are people out there who actually consider "Gone Home" a masterpiece, just let that sink in for a second.

why
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93557052/#93557052
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93526542/#93526542
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93284422/#93284422

>>93686243
Fuck what a cool premise just to be capped off with a sex joke.

>>93686409
Yeah but he killed people and disagrees with me. I am unable to separate aspects of a person.

>>93686010
>Ben Garrison
gets me every single time

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>>93686024
That's why he was shot. Nintendo called the police and had him shot for hacking the game.

>>93684400
They came back a couple years later with life is strange so after being told the same things during development then beat both in sales. It's true that people attribute female protagonist to low sales instead of shitty gameplay and bad story.

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>>93686388
I liked it, but it certainly wasn't anything special. My biggest gripe was how little they used their most interesting mechanic, with the whole rearranging memories thing.

>>93686638
Sounds legit

>>93680045
kek

so, i see /polco/ is now a thing. still better than /cock/

>>93686596
Wow they could have made a whole fucking comic but crammed it into a shitty xmas sex strip

>>93686116
Didn't he also inherit an estate that was basically a self perpetuating wealth of established businesses?

>>93686238
The fact that he considered a million bucks in the 70s to be a small loan shows that his family was filthy stinking rich to begin with and once daddy croaked he got all of that shit too.

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>>93685123
Wow, I can't believe it's possible for someone to be so wrong about so much. Behold, the danger of extremism anons.

>>93686388
Don't forget that the cover was her ass pointed at the viewer. But it's not books so it's okay.

>>93686689
I don't know, did he?

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>>93684555
>criticizing someone for discounting the opinion of white people on the grounds that they are white
>implying this isn't what white libfags say all the time

>>93679962
>megumeme
>shitty tsundere from anime groundhog's day
what shitty tastes

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>>93686372

>>93686830
Apparently his dad was worth around 250-300 million when he died so that is a big chunk of change there. Also Trump was about 5 billion in the hole in the 90s, and was apparently 9 billion in the hole at one point. Though now it says he is around 3.9 billion, shit is like a rollercoaster of highs and lows.

>>93685123
>>93685453
>>93685514
>>93685522
As soon as sperm meets egg, the resultant zygote is a unique, individual human being, entitled to all the rights there in. This is biological truth, you cannot argue against this, because you are flat out wrong, and unless you change you're opinion, you will always BE wrong.

>>93684915
I disagree with this politically but it's actually pretty funny. Decent concept, and "Hover Hand Mode" gave me a chuckle.

>>93686950
Anon even if they are humans beings having legalized abortion is a better option than mothers dying from back alley doctors.

>>93686950
Strawmen aside, at what point does life actually begin?

>>93685518
underrated post

>>93687037
18.

>>93686935
Trump has a lifetime of experience prospecting business and real estate value. During this time, the only major blunder he's made was trying to break into the casino market. He really, really knows what he's doing when it comes to investments. The reason for his debts are largely because he has so much money wrapped up in things he expects (and probably will) payoff in the future. The large drops in his debt are from a handful of those investments starting to pay off for him.

Say what you want about his political career, but he's one of the best at flipping businesses.

>>93687140
That reminds me, did those university lawsuits go anywhere?

>>93686116
he is worth 1.7 billion. And the estate he inherited grew into that.

Shhhhh

>>93686116
>>93686183
>>93686238
>>93686339

He's pretty well known by some higher up 1%ers for ripping people off. He has feuds with a lot of them over scamming and running, and a lot of his companies operated under the same pretense. I don't think he's unintelligent, but he has a much larger stage presence and charisma that he works off of instead of that, and it works for him. He fakes a lot, he doesn't have the business understanding to get ahead but he knows how people work and manipulates on that front for his own gain. I'm not an anti-trump or pro-hillary, this is just how he operates and I don't necessarily think it's bad way to do things in the right hands.

>>93687216
But he's worth 3.5 billion.

>>93686158
>Politicians
>Smart
Lol, good one anon.

>>93687316
Eh, they are people who are trying to manage a clusterfuck among all of the other people who are trying to manage a clusterfuck.

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>>93680462
I'm sure there's a version of pic related where the guy on the right is a neckbeard, don't have it though

>>93687037
I'd say third trimester is the point where we can start considering a fetus a human life.

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>>93682084

>>93687474
And then 2016 killed her.

>>93687474
I...don't get it, is this an election thing?

>>93687474
>Drug addict
>Strong
XD

>>93685570
>lower class people aren't consumed by their phones and shitty media protesters are all oppressed poor black people fighting for their rights>>93685590

>>93686380
No, pure democracy is dangerous because it allows for the tyranny of the majority. That's why the US is a federal republic, to make sure the minorities rights are protected too, no matter what minority you're a part of.

>>93685697
>the average life of a woman, be child, wear makeup, get married, turn into satan
seems about right

>>93687471
>Men don't take showers or brush their teeth regularly
Is this a parody or has the author never actually seen a man in her life?

>>93687606
Andrew Dobson is just projecting again.

>>93687471
>aren't sexist pigs
>proceeds to list the various ways they are superior to men by birth
>modest
>list various reasons they are better than the person who was asking an innocent question

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>>93687582
I want to fuck that dinosaur!

>>93685658
You ever see someone on this board diss the OP of a thread, and everyone posts reaction images? Democrats want to be the disser, and Trump is the OP.

>>93686010
More of this Anon!

>>93687582
>I killed a 16-18 year old for being confused and stupid
>The author of this comic thinks this is okay

I'm sure the author would backpedal and claim he was just trying to provoke a reaction if pressed though.

>>93686185
>I've had that feeling since "Happy Holidays" was construed as an attack on christianity personally.


That's been going on for over a decade now. Do you think that's a recent thing?

>>93686185
Do you expect people to vote for a person that thinks they are a bad person? I mean not them specifically, but thinks that the group they are a part of are inherently bad?

>>93686116

If Trump invested his money into an index fund, he'd be a lot richer than he is now.

>>93681965
This was me before tasting good beers.

>>93687471
>dont smell bad
The Author has never stepped into a women's bathroom

>>93687212
Settled out of court.

>>93688026
>be part time janitor
>mfw first time time seeing blood in women's toilet
>after the third time I'm not surprised by the blood, just wondering why they don't flush it

>>93687906

I get really depressed thinking about how many people vote based on out-of-context sound bites and cable news political analysis.

>>93686303
everything stated in that quote was objectively correct though. If youre going to try discredit something at least put an attempt into saying why its not the case. From here it just looks like you don't want to count it on the grounds that it goes against your own mentality

>>93687939
I assume pretty much everyone who says other people only like beer and coffee to fit in have never actually tried anything other than bottom brand shit themselves, yeah, coors and starbucks taste like shit, but so does dry burnt to shit steak.

>>93688059
The blood and shit stews were the best part
It's no wonder they put on so much perfume. They have to

>>93688061
This. How many people do you think changed their vote based on that "grab em by the pussy" sound bite? It's sad to think about.

>>93688151

Same with 'basket of deplorables', etc.

>>93686037
Trump didn't win on the grounds that people wanted him, he won because everyone hated the person he was running against so much. No one wants to vote for someone who was exposed for being corrupt and manipulative before even being in office. Trump also had the benefit of being the anti-establishment underdog for most of the election with the majority of the media going explicitly out of their way to discredit him when most of the time they didn't even have to bother. You have to be intellectually bankrupt to not see how much of a wreck both candidates in this election were

>>93686243
>"You sure you wanna hear me out? It's kind of a tale."
>8 panels of solid text
Didn't even read it but that made me laugh.

>>93687915

And then your be complaining "He sucks at business, all he did was invest everything into an index fund!"

>>93688217

Yeah, you have to fuck up pretty hard to lose to Trump, but Clinton did it.

>>93688252

Nobody makes fun of rich people for making money by investing in the stock market.

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>>93687555
After her heart attack, it looked like she going to pull through for a little while. The joke is that 2016 killed a lot of celebrities.

>>93687558
Yeah but she's a woman so therefor she's strong.

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>>93688271
daily reminder that if the DNC didn't fuck bernie over we would probably have a leftist president right now

>>93688332
maybe Bernie should have been a democrat to start with instead of being an "independent" that ran as a democrat just to boost his chances

>>93683636
I mean, if they can be on fire supposedly for several hours and it doesn't seem to effect them then being fire probably in that universe must not be that big of a deal

>>93688332
>Bernie supporters actually getting off their asses and voting
Good one.

>>93688394
the joke is that being on fire is a big deal, but they're too stupid to realize it

>>93685798
No seriously what can they not do? Publically go anal spelunking? Oh wait, pride parades were all over the country in the last few weeks never mind they CAN do that.

>>93685658

Worked for Trump

>>93685697
Is it bad if I like this guy's art even if he uses his powers for evil

>>93688436
People who Trump insulted did not like him more.

>>93688297
Nobody makes fun of rich people for having two scoops of ice cream either.

Oh wait.

>>93688446
Roman Polanski makes good movies

>>93687602
>implying any of this is bad
> except for the last part

>>93684729
fuk i laffed

>>93688436

All the illegal immigrants voted for Hillary.

>>93680462
>>93684754
>far left hates horseshoe theory
>far right hates horseshoe theory
Horseshoe theory in action!

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>>93688471
DRONGLE DROMPF!!!!!!

>>93685570
At least he didn't interrupt anything of value

>>93685570
Those one of those signs say "I Can't Breath"?

>>93688534

Haha, that mean old Colbert, making fun of our president! He just wants ice cream, who can argue with that?! What a victim.

>>93688500
>predominantly catholic immigrants
>voting for someone who condones abortion, gays
>voting for someone that doesn't fit the ideal of a strong authority figure like they're used to

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>>93688534
Here you go champ. Don't worry, Zillard Zlompf will be defeated in our lifetime.

>>93688587

Such is the power of perceived oppression. If Hillary hadn't insulted the rural poor she'd have won in a landslide.

>>93688534
>implying Colbert was genuinely mad about the ice cream

>autism

>>93688577
I'm sorry that mean ol anon made fun of your TV idol :(. Colbert just wants to say Trump's name in silly ways like we used to do in Kindergarten. I agree he's the real victim here.

>>93688587
But Trump insulted illegal immigrants, so All the illegal immigrants voted for Hillary.

Legal immigrants, on the other hand, we're most likely insulted by the left's constant attempt to imply legal and illegal immigration were the same thing, so voted for the Wall.

>>93688571
Yeah it's a reference to an incident in NYC;
>black was selling illegal cigarettes on the street
>Cop stops him
>tries to arrest the black
>Black resists
>Gets tackled and put into a headlock
>Black continues to resist, starts saying "I can't breathe"
>Cop continues to try to get the guy in handcuffs as blacks always exaggerate how bad it is to be arrested
>Black still resists
>But it turns out this black wasn't exaggerating about the "can't breathe" part.
>Black dies in a choke hold resisting arrest

>>93684915
>why can't those stupid right wingers learn that gender stereotypes are bad and that people shouldn't be judged for superficial things that don't effect anyone
>proceeds to mindlessly make fun of man for liking harmless horse show because lol gay

I can't say I wasn't expecting this

>>93688667
Wait, I thought he died of a heart attack during transport because he was as fat a two walruses.

>>93688674
>sociology is a science
Why is that cunt in a lab coat? What experiment was she running where she needed a lab coat?

>>93686185
>Yeah, that's pretty much what got him into office.
lmao, if only it was that simple. Would be convenient, and not just for the dems.

Hillary had a real chance at winning (even if the polls overinflated it), but she and her campaign fucking themselves over was definitely part of the loss.

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>>93685938

>>93688723
The experiment of testing if anyone will believe her shit

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>>93688639
You've seen the mental gymnastics over shit Trump said on the campaign. Everyone was rationalizing it or interpreting it to "really" mean this or that,
and then after the election, we have President Elect Trump reassure everyone that no, he actually meant what he said.

Who knows how people choose to interpret his 'insults' about illegal immigrants.

>in before banned for off-topic

>>93684834
At my university, it was sin to drink anything besides liquor or shitty Smirnoff malt liquors. I guess it depends on where you live

>>93688674
>Escapist magazine, a magazine that basically revolves around video games, shitting on video games
The fuck?

>>93688332
I doubt it. Bernie can't handle people disagreeing with him at all and will have a meltdown in public if somebody irks him enough.

>>93688690
It's possible. I admit my memory of the event isnt the sharpest

>>93688430
But that would mean that mens right activist have a genuine point to make. You don't think that was ever in the artists intention do you

>>93685616
Nobody does.

>>93687471
This doesn't seem serious desu

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>>93684729
Wow I haven't seen this one in like a decade. That shit is still hilarious.

>>93688388
C'mon, even if Bernie was a Democrat for a decade the DNC was set on Hillary for at least a few years before the election of 2016.

>>93688811
That's funny, but sociology majors at my uni have been dressing like STEM students (complete with fucking safety goggles) as a "Mass Social Experiment" (read: A trick to make people listen to our bullshit)

>>93688900
Well the Escapist magazine is literally just "The Yahtzee show" so I can why they got confused

>>93680462
Ugh, the person that made this managed to become absolutely repugnant in less than three panels.

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>>93688122
>Mfw I have to clean a womens bathroom tomorrow morning

>>93688865
This really activated my almonds

>>93682084
Are there any notable shows made outside of white countries with diversity?

>>93684555
It's about white americans never having experienced oppression, and yet loving far left ideologies like socialism, retard.

>>93689207
You're getting it in the morning, a time of least use from my experience.
You'll do fine. Just rub some Vicks under your nose until you get used to the smell of rot and death

>>93685536
Maybe if Bob wasn't such a cunt all the time everyone wouldn't vote to kill him

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>>93682092
True.

>>93686047
That's specious reasoning.

"People voted for X, therefore X is probably fine." is not logical. Mostly because in every vote, there are many votes cast by both opposing sides, and both can't be right.

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>>93687576
>America
>defender of the minorities

Hoo boy.

>>93689292
You'll notice that not many minorities are trying that hard to leave

>>93685123
Stupid leftards want more state control and when it happens they protest about it.
Stupid rightards want more state control but leftards think they are different.

>>93686950
No, not really. After fecundation the embryo can duplicate itself up to five times before only one of them proceeds to become the individual.

>>93688446
>>93685697
Sinfest has cool art. But the author could've taken a break once in a while to figure out some cool stories, or at least compelling one-shots to make. For years all we got was entry-level soapbox shit. Really lame, considering the comic was originally really chill. In the first arc, Slick sells his soul to the devil for a number of things, one of which is "hot mom on daughter action, forever".

I can't imagine the author would make such a lewd, objectifying, sexist joke these days.

>>93689292
Ostensibly, that's what America is supposed to stand for. All men are created equal and all that. Of course, you've got a lot of people who feel that you can make a lot of exceptions for that rule.

>>93685605
I think the guy that drew this got himself an ultra feminist girlfriend and things went downhill from there.

>>93685578
Democracy is a lie.

>>93689355
Is it still going?

>>93685536

How Bob-aric.

>>93689336
>more state control
>it's almost as if people's opinions on any political issue aren't that reductive

To fit your comparison, the "stupid left/right-ards" want "more state control" in very separate issues, for reasons, and not in other issues, for reasons.

It's more about those issues than the platonic concept of "state control".

>>93682110
requesting a
>shadman
version of this

>>93687037
Biologically speaking it begins the moment of insemination.

Philosophically speaking, whatever age fits your personal code of morality, I guess.

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