Who will Gwenpool kill?

Toss up between Chavez and Ironheart

>>93669732
Does it cost extra to ask her to kill herself?

>Gwendolyn Poole
>Capable of assassinating shit

I pick Ms. Marvel just because I want them to develop a rivalry honestly

>>93669732
Hulk, easily.
and I will get off on watching him destroy her

>>93669732

I'm only allowed to kill one yeah?

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>>93669732
is this OC? I don't recognize any of these characters

>>93669732
I mean, Id have to go with someone she actually knows the civilian identity of, and could beat said identity.
So probably Whor.

>>93669732
Ree-Ree so that Bendis can leave the IM books.

>>93669732
That's not Ant-man, that's the new Giant man.

I pick him because Gwenpool could probably actually kill him

who the fuck is red locust?

>>93669732
the fuck is Red Locus?
Other than America I hope Morales Moon Girl Riri Chulk and Kamala after that she can kill herself

All of them, followed by herself

>>93669732
Didn't you read that Deadpool issue? With the exception of that Ant-Man and that Red Locust ALL those characters are more popular than Gwenpool so the only one who would end up getting killed is herself.

>>93669732
Moon-Girl. I've never heard of her but her haircut drew my eye.

>>93669732
Squirrel Girl
please
And no, fuck your off screen battle. Gwen will know better.

>>93669732
Realistically she'd only offer to kill Jean Grey, knowing that getting Jean Grey'd would make her a minority character and thus safe from death for the foreseeable future. She would then rat you out, making it a team-up issue, and escape with the money, ending the issue on a "girls night out" scene.

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>>93669732

>no Anon option

>>93669976
Fuck, I'd really want to see that fight.

>>93669994
Fuck, anon
>>93669798
kek

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>>93669732
Spiderman because I want to make her kill her husbando

Ironheart. Everyone else has been written well by someone, somewhere. The real enemy is creators being too precious about their characters and never letting them go, or grow, or develop.

Except the self-insert of Bendis's step-daughter. He's going to shove her in our faces every step of the way and we can't stop it.

>>93669829
>Doesn't recognize Squirrel Girl
Oh, you sweet, innocent thing

>>93669781
This. Pretty much all these people are way out of her league except proabably Red Locust since she's even less well known and not even a legacy proper.
Even then I wouldn't be surprised if Champions outsells Gwenpool.

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>>93670034
>tfw don't have the edit

America Chavez, not even a fucking doubt about it, god i hate her

>>93670136
You hate her current creative team. You've never heard of her before them.

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>>93669791

Pic for context. Next time they cross paths I want Gwen to be like "I used to think you were cool! I used to relate to you! Now you're like Miss Caring and Sharing, it sucks!" or something.

>>93670093
According to last months comic sales, she's outselling Kate Bishop, Moon Girl, Squirrel Girl, and Wasp.

>>93670129
>go into your husbando's world
>meet him
>make him hate you forever because you wanted to kill a bad guy when you should know he's Batman tier no killing
lel, are isekai protagonists normally this stupid?

>>93670194
Wasp got cancelled so she can be crossed out for all I care

>>93670199
She thought she could become a recurring anti-heroine rival sorta like the Punisher to his Spidey, but with sexual tension.

Then he knocked her out with one punch.

>>93670194
That's 3 legacies and a chick who beat Doctor Doom and Galactus. And she loves legacy heroes because apparently she's Marvel's dream consumer.
I don't see it happening.

>>93670192
To be honest gwen was the only tolerable one that whole issue.
Mostly because she fucking right and that hydra is probably responsible for the racism as they always are.

If dubs she assassinates Drumpf.

>>93670318
lol nope fag

>>93670296

I thought it was hilarious she just wanted to be on the team and they were complete dicks to her right from the get-go. I mean she has a fucking poster of Kamala on her bedroom wall it's gotta sting when she talks to you like you're a retard.

>>93669798
>and I will get off on watching him destroy her
With his dick?

>>93669732
Whoever kills Captain Marvel is alright in my book.

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>>93670356
Ah, I see you are a gentleman of taste, too.

>>93670199
>your husbando's world

I know that, as an in-comic comic-fan, Gwen has to like Marvel's current shlock, but her shit taste is really unendearing

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Can someone give me atleast a brief summary of this character? I see pictures of her dressed as a fem Deadpool but every page /co/ posts from her comics is some slice of life shit.

>>93670529
>Gwenpool starts off as a joke variant cover relating to Spider-Gwen
>people like the character so she gets her own book
>she comes from our world to 616 wanting to be a hero
>antics ensue and it gets good for me personally at like issue 16

>>93670529
All the slice of life stuff is pretty much from one issue (the latest)

She is a girl from the real world named Gwendolyn Poole who ended up in the Marvel Universe and decided to make herself a costume and become a hero because that's the best way to not get killed as a background extra in the next Skrull Invasion or whatever bullshit. Being a hero turned out to be hard so she became an assassin for hire instead. But she still wants to hang out with her favorite characters.... but nobody likes her. Sad!

She has no powers to speak of, no talent at martial arts and is barely proficient with her guns. However as long as she remains a viable character she can exploit the rules of fiction to survive, as long as she doesn't wind up in a big crossover where minor characters like her always drop like flies.

>>93670600

Oh yeah and, the reason her costume looks like a knockoff of Deadpool's is because when she went to a tailor shop specializing in superhero outfits she gave her name as "Gwen Poole" and the tailor was like "ohhh I get it, you're a copycat of that one guy, okay" and just presented her with the costume later.

>>93670600
>the next Skrull Invasion
I honestly forgot they are a Marvel species

>Paying actual money for Gwen
Nah, see what I'd do is, I'd go around doing crimes and shit to try and grab the target's attention, and I'd hop the fence into the Latverian embassy right before they caught me. Then I'd shout some bullshit about how great Latveria is and declare my loyalty to Doom, and he'd feel honor bound to kill whoever picked me up for besmirching the honor of Doom.

>>93670192
Why is she spouting off mind control villains?

>>93669732
Spider-Nigger.

>Moon Girl

Would Gwenpool really be willing to kill a nine year old girl?

Even if she could morally bring herself to do it, that's just asking for a Franking.

>>93670845
If I'm hiring anyone to take these guys out, I'm hiring 'Cuda. That motherfucker can take ungodly amounts of punishment

>>93670845
She literally tried to shoot a 12 year old kid in front of Spiderman and was confused that Spiderman didn't like that and stopped her.

>>93670819
Because that issue of champions (really shit mind you)
The champions were on a venue to fight bigotry!
dealing with racism left and right and trying to get the political message out there!
Gwen was like wtf are you guys doing giving speeches n shit. theirs gotta be a bad guy behind this.
So gwen came off as unreasonable the entire issue cuz she knew their had to be a someone behind this racism. And the teams like NO YOU IDIOT.

Seems gwen does not understand modern marvel either.

>>93670819

The Champions were investigating hate crimes in a town and Gwenpool showed up trying to join them. The Champions were sure it was just racism and everyday corruption but Gwen kept saying it had to be a secret plot or supervillain scheme because that's how everything works in the Marvel Universe, right??? But the Champions were basically just huge condescending dicks to her because she tried to blow up some cops ONCE as if getting some action in the issue would be a bad thing.

>>93670600
Sounds fun.

>>93670845
She doesnt see the marvel characters as "real people". So, she is not killing a 9 year old. she is killing a character.

>>93670895
>Doesn't understand why Spiderman is against infanticide

Is Gwen REALLY a comics fan, or does she just buy the merchandise?
>>93670878
>>93670895
>>93670974
Still though, she views HERSELF as a real person.

The instant she goes through with killing a child, she loses the audience's sympathy. Especially a named character designed to appeal to children with her own book.

So, again, the instant THAT happens, she gets a huge fucking bullseye on her forehead for anyone of the kill-heroes in Marvel to karmically balance her out.

>>93671026

12 year old? It was a high school student who had just tried to murder all his classmates with a bomb. Gwen thought by killing him she'd get a lockdown on being Miles' vengeful anti-heroic rival like the Punisher or something.

And as Gwen pointed out, he was barely even a character--actually a forgotten subplot from Miles' pre-Secret Wars continuity. He wouldn't have even existed if some writer hadn't brought him back pretty much specifically for her to kill, was her reasoning.

>>93669732

so this...... is the power..... of the marvel roster..... ............

>>93671026
i gwen was confused because shes more enlightened as to how marvels world works. then she tried to enlighten miles and that did not work,

>>93671075
See, THAT'S different. The kid tried to kill a bunch of people. Moon Girl's done nothing but save people, I wouldn't be able to buy Gwen bumping her off.

>>93671026
>Is Gwen REALLY a comics fan, or does she just buy the merchandise?
Given she only recognized the Whore name from the mcu and knew pretty much only short paragraphs about Deadpool from wiki I would say her knowledge is more or less on same level as most normies.

>>93669732
>All these shit characters except Gwenpoole
>I am still reading Marvel
Fuck my life

>>93671142
Silk is/was ok, and I hope Viv will be able survive long enough to get to better team written book.

>>93671179
>Silk is/was ok,

I don't think you remember how she was introduced

She's the asian cutie with eidetic memory who was bitten by the same spider as Pete but has better powers for some reason and learned to fight from watching television while locked inside a bunker for 10 years (don't worry though, there no negative social ramifications to that beyond out-of-date pop culture references) because she's important on a multiversal scale. Oh, and Pete always wants to fuck her

>>93671277
Yeah I should have wrote her introduction + entire spiderverse series sucked ass BUT after she got her won series she wasn't even half bad, heck the writer was almost able to redeem Black Cat in that series (witch probably was stopped by editorial/Slott).

>>93669732
America Chavez for being a shoehorned stupid bitch
Iron heart for being a useless and stupid fucking Mary Sue
Moon girl for being such a stupid fucking character Mary Sue bitch

>>93670341
Sure. Or just his fists.

>>93671358
Oh Thompson had a promising start with her, I'll admit

Though I drifted off around the the... either hydra tentacle rape machine or underground goblin city and death of dragon-dude, I forget which one

>>93670129
i want an ok sign edit

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>>93669732
>tfw I no longer recognize a single person in the Marvel roster

Miles Morales in a heart beat.

>>93670774
If I fell into the Marvel universe I'd go to Latveria and try to date Dr Doom :3

>>93670406
Got a needed, good chuckle out of me. Thank you Dr Sivanna.

>>93669732
I want her to assassinate my virginity with her phat ass.

I seriously don't get what kind of tasteless shithead would hate Cho Hulk. You'd think even /co/ would like him considering his series was half drawn by fucking Frank Cho, /co/'s sacred cow, but I guess that's me expecting /co/ to even make the tiniest effort to know what it is they're shitting on.

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This will never not be the best gwenpool image.

>>93671364
Sooo you have no real reasons? Gotcha

>>93669732
Who is the beaner Ant-man?

>Not a single white male in that grid
I don't know if that makes OP /pol/ or if it's a reflection of the sorry state of Marlel these days.

>>93669829
Here's a casual's guide to new marvel!
Captain Marvel is ms marvel but is now ugly because feminism is about being as ugly as possible. She's still the same cunt you love, tho.

That hulk used to be a support character for the real hulk. He used to be a cool guy, now he's hot or something.

Marvel Girl is JEEEEEEAAAAAN but with even more of a bitch.

Thor is the real Thor's love interest from years ago.

Squirrel girl is squirrel girl but butchered by the art to be uglier (again, modern feminism is about being as ugly as possible).

Hawkeye is Hawkeye's niece or something like that from the young avengers. He used to be okay. I miss No-Varr.

Ant Man is... Shit, Pedro from the taco restaurant?

Red Locust is marvel insulting hispanics and being massively racist while claiming representation.

Silk is Peter Parker's cock sleeve, specifically designed for his dick. Her super power is making Peter want to fuck her. He fucked her in front of Ana Marie.

Ms Marvel is a fake muslim who likes to tell you how much of a muslim she is! Did we mention she's muslim?

Viv is... a robot or an alien or something, but she's totally treated the same as minorities!

Ms. America is a racist caricature of hispanics who, unlike red locust, is not even hispanic.

Moon-Girl is a character who is called the smartest in all of marvel. She showcases how smart she is by saying great things like "I don't know how the government works" and "Why am I not allowed to age-limited stuff if i'm not of the age needed to participate?"

Iron Heart is some chick who found Tony Stark's brain and forced him to spill all of his iron man secrets. She keeps him as a slave.

Wasp is clearly Randy Stair's OC, he did it. He actually did it.

>>93669732
I have a bank account to burn
>Spider Man
>Ms. Marvel
>Iron Heart
>America
>Moon Girl
That's all I could afford assuming standard business rates

Fucking Spider-Man. Don't you guys read the paper? He's a total menace.

>>93671124
the comic mentions that gwen doesn't read deadpool because he's too "lol memes" for her tastes, so in that case it's not that she's unaware of him, she just chooses not to learn more.

>>93669732
Either America or Marvel Girl

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>>93672299
>this whole post
DCfag here, how haven't you guys left the ship by now?

>>93670129
W-Why is Miles so cute here?

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>>93672889

Try Gwenpool.

>>93672049
I really like Pak writing Cho, but all of his crossover appearances have sucked dick. Mostly because Champions was the worst thing to happen to every character it's touched. But the circle of four crossover also really dicked over the Ghost Rider ongoing. (That was as much Felipe Smith's fault as the editors)

>>93670600
What the fuck even are comics now? Comics used to be about unlikely heroes gaining powers to make the world a better place.
>Kal-El got his powers from Earth's yellow sun and used them for good to protect Metropolis
>Peter Parker was an awkward teen who was bitten by a spider and gained spider powers to stop evil scientists like Doc Ock and Green Goblin

Why is Spoderman a mopey black dude? Why is Thor, a real, established Norse god a woman? When did comics become >so fahanny random and metaphysical about themselves

Deapool was a joke about donut steel characters and plots but the punchline never came and he became permanent. Now we have intentionally bad Squirrel Girl and literally-7-layer-meta-irony in Gwen.

Good god!

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>>93670129

>>93673427
>Comics used to be about unlikely heroes gaining powers to make the world a better place.
Sure buddy.

>>93672299
>Iron Heart is some chick who found Tony Stark's brain and forced him to spill all of his iron man secrets. She keeps him as a slave.

Actually a better concept than what is happening in the book, anon.

>>93673000
i need her fatter

>>93673665
It's more or less what happened originally. What I read had her talking to Tony Stark as a hologram, who was teaching her about Stark Tech.

>>93672649
So why didn't she send the costume back or have it modified after she realized the person who made it for her thought she was copying him?

>>93673489
>Spider-Man against the shocker

>>93673714

The only thing she didn't like about the costume was the lack of pants, and the tailor was out of that particular shade of pink.

>>93673711
Tony actually sent her the AI of his brain to teach her how to Iron Man.

>>93673489
Thanks

>>93672889
We have.
Also this >>93673000 and a couple of other books are at least readable.

>>93673427
>Comics used to be about unlikely heroes gaining powers to make the world a better place.
I mean, under the 7 layers of irony, that's what Gwenpool is about.

>>93671026
She likes Miles Morales and Jane Thor, you tell me.

>>93669732
She kills all of them if repeating digits

>>93671110
>>93671026
Gwen actually reads comics, but it's regularly shown that her actual knowledge of the Marvel universe is not as extensive as she thinks it is. Her enthusiasm for newer characters suggests that she mostly reads new comics, which helps explain the gaps in her knowledge, and hurts her assertion that she's anything other than an entirely fictional character.

>>93670934
>>93670954
Was a fucking waste of Gwen. I can't believe that was an actual issue.

>In this months issue, the Discount Avengers face up against... BIGOTRY!

How fucking cucked do you have to be to have actually bought that?

>>93670194
>she's outselling Kate Bishop, Moon Girl, Squirrel Girl, and Wasp
Do those numbers reflect the school book club numbers for Moon Girl? Supposedly that's what's keeping the title alive and it's not usually counted in retailer numbers because "not muh direct market."

>>93674579

Does she read other stuff besides comic books, like novel adaptations of comic book movies, or just regular literature like novels or essays? As for the gaps in her knowledge, what if she goes back to her original world and talks to a comic book historian to fill her in on the histories of the superheroes and villains?

>>93674731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFYr86kjabs
According to Chris Hastings (who for all intents and purposes created Gwen), she's "a well rounded nerd." She reads DC and indie comics besides Marvel, plays Dungeons & Dragons and likes lots of geeky stuff.

Considering she's a high school dropout I'm gonna guess comics are about where her reading level is at though.

>>93670878
>I'm hiring 'Cuda.
The people Frank kills don't usually come back from the dead. Barracuda was eviscerated, electrocuted, and dismembered for good measure, dying slowly on-panel the way Punisher fans like (with no room for ambiguity). After as many issues of the two of them had playing Tom and Jerry, he went out like a boss but he went OUT.

That being said him squaring off against Lunella and her giant fucking dinosaur would have been a thing to behold.

>>93672299
>that list

Can I kill everybody but Silk and create an 18+ Marvel division?

>>93673489
Has there ever been an in-universe acknowledgment of this by Herman?

>>93674798
>She reads DC and indie comics
Except when she's IN the MU because every comic shop depicted there only sells one flavor of ice cream

>>93674835
Ah, but that was MAX Cuda. We've never seen 616 Cuda.

>>93674798

Okay, so she's only into reading comic book literature, but not other forms of literature like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Dune series, historical fiction novels, novels about other ethnic peoples like African America, Hispanic American, Native America, etc., or philosophical works? I mean, I don't really read any of that stuff, just some of it.

What about her GED, or I think it's called the General Education Diploma, has she at least gotten that diploma? I'm just asking since she's a high school dropout.

>>93674969
>We've never seen 616 Cuda.
Which as much as means there's no indication one exists (and no indication one doesn't).

>>93674798
>>93675007

Another thing? If she's a nerd, how did she drop out of high school? Did she spend too much of her efforts into reading comic books and playing video games and dungeons and dragons or did she have problems with other people at her high school?

>>93675007

I really don't know. She's not (particularly) dumb, just lazy. She's established as someone who'd rather live in a fantasy world than have a real life. Hell her father basically has to push her into even applying for a minimum wage job. She doesn't seem to be on track to getting a GED.

>>93672099
Beat me to it

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>>93675193

We're not shown the circumstances of her dropping out, just her dad bringing it up at dinner. It's heavily implied (meaning her dad says) that she's just lazy with a short attention span and doesn't want to do anything but play video games and buy comics.

>>93675193
>>93675224
Honestly the best explanation would be that she has some low-key, but debilitating, mental issues.

>>93675302
being a lazy sick of shit whos become disillusioned with reality isnt a mental illness.

>>93675318
actually it is. its called executive dysfunction.

>>93675193
>>93675318
>>93675298
The way I saw it, Gwen has severely low self-esteem and has no faith in herself. She says that she COULDN'T graduate high school, and emphasizes how she was too pathetic to get a job at a restaurant. Earlier, it's shown that she's still waffling on writing more fanfics.

I'm willing to bet that she was doing poorly, didn't get the help or support she needed, and flunked out. Which just added to the pre-existing issues she had about herself, and exacerbated her descent into loserdom.

I think her her being disinterested in reality likely played a big part in it, though.

But I also think >>93675302 has a good point. Coming from a family filled with people suffering from depression (among other issues), she really fits the bill for someone who has it.

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Honestly, if you gave them the ability, a hardcore NEET is probably the perfect person to choose to become a professional assassin

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>>93673489
best i could do before giving up, sorry

>>93675224
>>93675302

Maybe some poetry will help her with those debilitating mental issues. I remember reading about some famous philosopher, I thought it was Bentam, but it was actually John Stuart Mill, who was a polymath but eventually succumbed to depression. He was able to crawl out of his depressive state after he read some poetry.

Maybe Gwenpool can do the same, I don't think it has to be poetry, but try out something other than comic books and video games. Instead of playing first person shooter video games, maybe she can read a military history novel book, like Black Hawk Down or Helmet For My Pillow (which I didn't read, yet).

>>93669732
>take the money
>hire her to instead be escort

>All those Gwenpool posts at /vp/

>>93675788
Oh wait, Mods finally got rid of them

>>93669732
Painkiller Jane

>>93675731
I dunno. If Gwen ever fixed herself she'd probably want to return to the real world instead of living in a cartoon universe of inconsistently written characters. And then the series would be over!

>>93675636
>gives spiderman the belter symbol for fuck you

Racist

>>93675840

But according to http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Gwen_Poole_(Earth-TRN565), she has returned to the real world.

"Teddy forced Gwen through a portal that not only brought them back to their home universe, but also to the time before Gwen had made the jump, leaving her with no memories of her time as Gwenpool. As Gwen resumed her previous unfulfilling life, she eventually ended up back at the same place and time as when she left her universe, in front of a mysterious portal in a laboratory which showed her the prospect of her exciting escapist universe being a reality. Teddy, who had promised himself to make sure his sister stayed this time, managed to prevent Gwen from going through the portal."

The comic book is still going and hasn't been cancelled.

>>93675840
Gwen's all but fixed in the comic proper. She sees the comic book characters as real, and she has people who support her. She's accomplished a lot of stuff in the series.

Even when Gwen got a job in the real world, she wasn't as happy as she was/would be on Earth-616.

She's way better in the Marvel world than she'd ever be in her world. Escapism was the best thing for her.

>>93675968
>Comic wikis
Those things are dead as fuck

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Go nuts

>>93675968
I'm actually reading the comics, trust me it's not being set up like she's going to stay in the real world.

Actually my prediction for issue #18 is it's going to turn out she's not back in the real world at all, and her "brother" (who knows about the dimensional portal for still unexplained reasons) will turn out to be some kind of malevolent entity.

>>93676013
>She sees the comic book characters as real
Not exactly. She likes certain characters, as well as characters (like Sarah and Tony) that become her friends. She still doesn't see "extras" (i.e, nameless pedestrians who tend to get caught up in the carnage of superhero battles) as people. Think like when you play a CRPG, there might be certain NPCs with crafted personalities you come to like, but you don't really care about the nameless random sprites roaming the countryside.

>>93676200
So like a sociopath

>>93676200
She's growing beyond that, too. She's gotten chewed out for using and abusing extras. She even saved an extra by making her say her name, because she didn't want her hurt.

She said that she's grown to care for her friends, but she's also been a lot less trigger-happy as of late. Except for villains, like those dwarves.

She's still violent and murderous, but she's been keeping innocents out of it. Granted, she hasn't had much time to prove that she cares about extras, but she's been learning and showing that she does care.

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>>93670459
At least she has the sense to hate Bendis

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>>93669732
I think the omission on your list of this potential comedy of errors is an unforgivable oversight.
I'd pay coverprice to read that fight.
It would be like those old Punisher vs. Wolverine stories, but with squishy parts.

>>93669732

Silk, I guess.

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>>93669877
More of Marvel's progressive replacement strategy, just with this guy (Pic Related)

>>93676543
>>93669732
Gwenpool Kills the Marvel Universe, where she realizes that she's in a non-canon book, and decides to kill people in order to make for an exciting story to add under her character's belt.

The final fight is her vs Deadpool, where she's (mistakenly?) confident she'll win, because the book is non-canon.

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>tfw if Gwenpool manages to catch on and get popular Marvel will just divide her among more writers and pump out crappy book after crappy book until she's ruined

The only way to win is not to play, lads

>>93676080

Is it better to buy a single comic book for the series you want to buy or to go with a subscription order? And do the comic book companies selling their stuff accept money order?

>>93669732
Jean, all Jean's must eat dirt

>>93676849
>Shit goes badly and she ends up really hurt, bleeding out, realizing shes going to die
>Starts having metaphysical thoughts on what it means to die in a non canon book, slowly realizing none of it ever mattered, because she isnt even the real gwen
>realizing this comic was her only moment of existance
>last panel is her begging the reader not to close the comic

>>93669732
Just kill them all, cleanse this world of them.

>>93677415
fuck dude...

BUT THEN, universe killer gwen rips her way into the mainline universe to kill THAT gwen so that she can replace her and get to exist. NU-GWEN

Nigger Spider-Man still annoys me, and I had completely forgotten about black lady iron man. Do these things actually sell?

>>93669732
Good question. Let's look at my options.

Silk is an abomination to the classic Spidey stories, so right off the bat she's a contender.

Ant-Man, assuming he's still Scott, is fine.

Red Locust, I have no idea who the fuck you are and I am a huge Marvel fan. Killing you would be a waste, as you'll probably never see a solo series get to 4 issues.

Marvel Girl, I know how badly Jean fans have suffered, so you can stay.

Hulk is a frustration, but it's Pak writing Cho, so I'll assume that it's passable, even if it's not my cup of tea. He's safe.

Hawkeye is fine.

'Spider-Man' is fine as an alt-universe OC donut-steel, but I'm not a fan of there being two Spideys. He's on the chopping block.

Ms. Marvel is fine.

Ironheart is embarrassing. Typical Bendis OC, but I highly doubt she'll last long. How's her book doing? Poorly?

Captain Marvel is fine.

Viv is fine, and is actually from a good comic so I'm not sure why she's on this list.

Wasp is fine - she's a Waid OC, right? I think I read her origin issue and it was alright.

Squirrel Girl is fine, and her book is fine if you read it under the right lens.

America is a wretched, wretched comic, but it's not like she's going anywhere.

Moon-Girl? Isn't she from an all-ages comic sold at book fairs? Fuck it, she can stay. Little kids need comics too.

So we've got Miles, Silk, and Ironheart. Ironheart is destined to blow up in Marvel's face, so she can stay as a saboteur of sorts. Silk is a Slott OC and it's highly unlikely she'll be used when he's done with the book. I'd like to see her retconned, though.

Miles, sorry buddy, but you were destined to meet this fate when Marvel dragged your shitty comic into the 616 proper.

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>>93676366
Pretty much.

But she is cute and fun Sociopath.

>>93677528
>Do these things actually sell?

Ironheart's most recent comic sold 28,266 copies on issue 7. By comparison, the last series was selling 51,748 on its 7th issue. The Stark book cracked top 30. Ironheart is currently at 89.

Spider-Man fares slightly better, ranked 77 and selling 30,775. Peter's own book sold 51,404, ranked 27.

>>93669732
Jean

Just imagine
>w-what's happening? I'm using my powers to make you gay. Why arent you turning g-gay?
>*gets stabbed*
>because thats not how it works
Who would cheer for gwen in this scenario?
/co/? tumblr? sjwlgbtbbqlmaowtfs? Iceman?

Tally (note: I counted multiple picks such as "X and X and X" or "everybody except Silk")

Spider-Man/Miles Morales - 8
Ironheart/Riri Williams - 8
America Chavez - 6
Moon Girl - 6
Miss Marvel/Kamala Khan - 5
The Hulk/Amadeus Cho - 4
Jane Foster/Thor - 3
Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers - 5
Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green - 3
Giant-Man/Raz Malhotra - 3
Hawkeye/Kate Bishop - 2
Viv Vision - 2
Marvel Girl/Jean Grey - 2
The Wasp/Nadia Pym - 2
Silk/Cindy Moon - 1

Boy, somebody should come break that tie. Or not, whatever.

>>93677761
godammit some people voted while I was writing that so it's now at Miles NINE (and Jean three)

>>93677761
Spider-Man/Miles Morales - 8
Ironheart/Riri Williams - 8
America Chavez - 6
Moon Girl - 6
Miss Marvel/Kamala Khan - 5
Guys are we racist?

>>93677761
Well my vote is for Riri.
I tolerate miles but her origin is stupid

>>93677795
I am seriously baffled Squirrel Girl wasn't much higher and that Amadeus Cho got more than Jane Foster

>>93677824
Me too but I assumed that everyone except me somehow liked squirrel girl.

>>93677795
I'm bendisist.

>>93676849
I want this now.

>>93676845
no contaban con mi astucia

>>93672299
>I miss No-Varr.
He's in Royals right now.

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>tfw Gwen is genuinely one of the better written recent Marvel creations
How the fuck did that happen?

>>93669732
>no option for herself
Meh. Squirrel Girl.

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>>93676849
>her vs Deadpool, where she's (mistakenly?) confident she'll win,
Actually...

>>93672889
This. I've always preferred DC over Marvel, but there are some very enjoyable Marvel comics/characters. Not anymore.

>>93678821
Get out.

>>93674675
It wouldn't be counting those, no

Even if it was though they wouldn't cancel MG - she's their "platform". Their bridge between kids getting schoolastic comics and the main comic line. Which is why she appears frequently in other comics

>>93676366
Pretty much. And it works for her - she abuses comic book logic. One cop lady she wanted to survive, she asked her name so she'd become a named character.

>>93677824
>>93677838
Squirrel Girl is a bad, ugly series... but it isn't a problem at all.
She doesn't show up in other peoples books or events constantly, she doesn't cause continuity problems. Everyone - fans and writers - treats her series as if it's just non-canon jokes.

So there is no issue here. You can ignore it and it's not gonna get rammed down your throat, like say, Moon Girl or Miles. It's just there. Like it or don't.

>>93669873
She's only been in one issue. Champions #9 I think. Just some random hero that tries returning lost children back home or something.

>>93677672
>Peter's own book sold 51,404, ranked 27.

How badly do you have to fuck up for Spider-man to be so low?

Slott's mild ride needs to end

It should have ended before he overtook Stan Lee's run on the character out of respect, but Slott's Slott so there was no chance of that

>>93678893
Stop viral marketing your shit movie, Peele.

>>93677652
What's wrong with her feet?

What the fuck happend to squirrel girl????. She looks like she has fucking diabetes

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>>93669732
I'd hire her to hit on JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN until she admits she's full gay.

>>93679788
Chinese foot binding

>>93669781
Well, she might trip over the gun which Batroc uses to complete the job later.

>>93669960
i actually like her, she's the sassiest character in Marvel

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>character who's only power is being pathetic and worthless
HAAAHAHAHAHAH

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>>93677415
>last panel is her begging the reader not to close the comic
SHIIIIIIT

>>93680032
Sometimes, I feel like "sassy" describes like half the females in Marvel in some way. Or at least, the most recent generation of Marvel girls.

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>>93681888
The difference is Gwenpool is written by someone who's actually funny. It's a real LEG UP.

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>>93669791
>>93670192
gwen has the hots for ms marvel

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>>93669732
My dick.

>>93682797
Who doesn't have the hots for Giruhiru Marvel?

>>93671277
Let me guess. Slott OC?

>>93682857
Giruhiru made me want to fuck kids.

>>93683208
To the best of my knowledge she was

>>93682797
now shes has the hots for dr strange

I had a dream about a new Gwenpool villain recently. Like her, he is aware he's in a comic book, but he's from Marvel. She's never heard of him because he intentionally stays off-panel, because he figured out as long as nobody knows his name and he stays off-panel, he can't die, as he can't be shown or described as doing so.
>He keeps taunting Gwen from off-panel
>she can't find him and freaks out, shooting randomly
>"AAAHG! Y-you shot m-me"
>"Or maybe you didn't"
>Maybe I'm right beside you"
>"You have no way of knowing"

>>93671277
>Pete always wants to fuck her
They BOTH want to fuck each other. But they don't. Not for any reason, Just because Spider-man needs to suffer.

>>93683499
I'd buy that comic

>>93683538
But women wanting to fuck Pete is just a universal constant
Silk wanting to fuck Pete wasn't special

>>93683436
He's a tall, attractive, fit, charismatic doctor with near infinite power, and he personally came to help her when she was lost is a strange new world.
She is a nerdy teenage girl.
If she did not have the hots for Strange, I would call bullshit.

>>93683595
Right? It really says something when a woman has the "constant desire to mate like rabbits" with Spidey, and she doesn't act any different than any of the other women the hang around him.

>>93669732
Either Squirrel Girl or America

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>>93683499
Immediately made me think of this dude.

Imagine if he just keeps messing with her from "offscreen" in tiny ways until she snaps and starts shooting "out of the panels" randomly and like, accidentally shoots herself in a bottom corner of the page

>>93669732

I keep my money because I don't throw temper tantrums about comics that aren't targeted towards me.

>>93684568
It's a joke thread. For fun. People are just having harmless fun here, my friend-buddy.

>>93674942
But that's not true. DC canonically exists in 616. That's why people will occasionally reference Batman or Superman.

>>93669732
That's not Ant-man.

>>93673427
Animal Man did it first.

>>93675302
Such as hallucinating that she was inserted into a fictional world?

>>93685477
You're right, it's the new gay Giant-Man, named Raz or something.
Too many diversity hires to keep track of

>>93677652
>Kyphosis posture

>>93679049
Gotta agree with this. Squirrel Girl isn't a book for me and Henderson's art is visual cancer, but she isn't a character that constantly gets shilled around and shoved into other people's books. That might change after the New Warriors show comes out, but for now it's really easy to ignore Squirrel Girl if you don't want to read about her.

Compare that to Miles or Lunella, who get shilled constantly and shoved into fucking everything. ffs, Moon Girl showed up as a guest star in fucking VENOM of all things. How many people who read Venom want to have to deal with Lunella showing up just to get shilled again? She's a character that really should stick to her all-ages ghetto and kept out of 616 proper, but Marvel's doing the exact opposite of that.

>>93677415
>>93680882

No pls.

>>93687180
what comic? I like venom and moon girl

1960s Batman

>>93669732
Kill Whor. Maybe Thor, Odin and Asgaard will go back to what passes for normal after that.

I thought Iron Heart was a little black girl? I just found out she's an adult woman.

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You know he's right.
She's gonna get cancelled soon. That's why they're making this fourth wall arc, it's a farewell to gwen.

>>93689896
well if she goes past 21 issues she would be one of marvels longest ongoings for a female protag.

>>93675968
come on son, you actually believe she's not on 616? They mentioned how 616 has copies of people from her real world in it. She's obviously still in 616 cause she's still in a comic.

>>93677415
Who do I give my money to to make this happen?

>>93682797
>Ms. Marvel is a muslim but she lets her hair out
What did (((they))) mean by this?

I'd have Gwenpool assassinate Ms. Marvel's virginity

>>93689896
>She becomes more popular because she's a NEET
>Her sales are still shit because NEETS don't buy comics

>>93691772

bravo chris

>>93669781
>>Capable of assassinating shit

...Well yeah.
That's why she gave you a list of shit she can assassinate.

>>93691248

For that matter, she's wearing a hat associated with an infidel idol, and attending an infidel holiday party escorted by a man as is proper.

Haram little whore deserves to have her head removed.

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>>93672299
>Ant Man is... Shit, Pedro from the taco restaurant?
>Iron Heart is some chick who found Tony Stark's brain and forced him to spill all of his iron man secrets. She keeps him as a slave.
>Wasp is clearly Randy Stair's OC, he did it. He actually did it.
MY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDES

>>93670199
Standard isekais? Yes Konosuba's MC? No