>giving your pet a name based on a cartoon animal I did this

>>93666487
I just gave my doggo a people name.

I named my first dog rocks.

I honestly couldn't tell you what it's from, I just know it's a movie.

>>93666522
There is a movie named "Holes", maybe you should name your next dog Holes.

>Spike
Why don't you just name him "Rover"? Or better yet, just name him "Dog."

>>93666547
Maybe it's this one spike character I'm thinking of that we're not allowed to talk about here.

I name my pets after presidents of countries that I don't live in

i tried naming our cat honkeymagoo for so damn long. got the name from home movies

>>93666547
Just name him "Bark". Or even better, don't give him a name at all and just meow at him

>>93666559
Spike from Rugrats, I had a dog when I was a kid

>>93666547
>Or better yet, just name him "Dog."
>>93666580
>Or even better, don't give him a name at all
I didn't know Ash Ketchum posted on /co/!

>>93666487

My two dogs came from a litter of three brothers, so I gave them the two of the three from the Greek Gods. So you could take it that way if you wanted.

>>93666621
Okay good, I thought you were talking about the other spike.

>>93666651
I thought he meant Spike from TLBT

>>93666559
Maybe I'm well aware of that and the fact that it thinks it maters that your pedestrian dog name has a pony double meaning makes you even less cultured than the people who name their pets generic names. And I thought that went without saying, but I guess that your kind need Barney to sing it for you.

>>93666683
One can never be too paranoid if /mlp/ manages to escape its containment board.

>>93666681
What about spike from tom and jerry?

>>93666629
Underrated

>>93666487
Why did they make the lions so hot?

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>>93666794
Reasons.

Let's see, I had pairs of goldfish, and they were called things like Bill & Ben, Tom & Jerry... of course, one of them would always die, so we were left with Bill & Tom. I believe my parents told me that one ate the other, which was one way to avoid the whole "facing mortality" debacle.

We also had several rabbits, and I know one was called Thumper. My parents still kind of insist that he ran away to the local park to be with his other rabbit friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvGUCTpCIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGyTGP5q_q4

>>93666794
You project

>>93666816
Oh....oh jeez!

>>93666487
My pupper's named after a poet.

>>93666794
Eddie, leave /co/.

>>93666517
Old people names are the best names for doggos

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>>93666902
Oops, I've been found

My brother once gave several local cats the names of dictators. Stalin, Hitler, Chairman Mao, you name it.

>>93666960
Trump?

>>93666960

>not Chairman MEOW

You dun goof'd

>>93666683
Hello, Lee!

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>>93666487
What's better is giving your kid a reasonable cartoon name, like Amethyst and use Amy as a nickname.

>>93667264
Amethyst sounds like a stripper's name though

>>93667323
All jewels names sounds like strippers names.

>>93667420
All strippers name sound like jewels name

>>93666487
i named my dog after a pop/r&b singer
Brandy

>>93666561
neighbors must be confused when they hear you yelling at kim jong un to lay down and shut up.

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>>93667323
>>93667420

Time to tear up that stereotype/convention!

Jasper is already a normal male name though.

>>93667456
all name strippers sound jew like

>>93667456
Your mom's name doesn't sound like a jewel name to me.

>>93666960
>cat scratches your couch.
>oh, chairman Mao, you are worse than Hitler.

>>93666960
If you want to be subtle about it, give them only the first name of said people
>Kim
>Mao
>Joseph
>Donald
>Fidel
>Adolf
If anyone asks I can just mention any character from pop culture which *supposedly* the names are from. I can do all of them except Mao

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>>93667012

Long time ago my cousin gave me a puppy named Zira

>>93666816
psst oy lad you don't happen to have any more lingerie pics of lionsdo ya? >>93666816

>>93666487
No I never got to name any of our pets, but I had to take care of all of them!

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>>93666740
That was my first thought, too.

>>93666740
This was also the first thing that came to my mind

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>>93667833
>Names of dictators
>Donald

>>93666816
slender sexy ass

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>>93666487
>>93666517
I killed 2 birds with one stone on that one.

>>93667833
Kim and Mao are last names. Asians be crazy.

>>93666487
>get a hermit crab

>name him rampage


...good times

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I named my cat Holly after this child prostitute. It's amazing how well the name suits my cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXiGbkE5nSI

>>93666487
you named a pet after a land before time character?

nice!

>>93668981
ha ha!

>>93668987
I thought she was a midget when I saw that movie.

>>93666683
Glad you didn't leave us Lee

Came into this thread for some lionesses. Where are they?

>>93668730
If you read the post again you'll find it that it doesn't say "dictators" anywhere and instead says "said people".

>>93668816
Since childhood I've always wanted an orange cat named Oliver. He's just so damn cute.
I'm pretty sure Oliver and Simba are in the top most common male cat names.

>>93666794
I want to fuck your freckled boypussy, Eddie.

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>>93669872
That was pretty much my reasoning, I got an orange cat and went straight to that.
On that note, I also got a grey cat with white paws and mouth, can you guess what I named him?
Oh and I had 2 white mice... Saruman and The Brain.

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>>93666487
Not a /co/ name, but I named by pupper Lucca after the Chrono Trigger character. She's the black labradoodle here.

>>93666487
Bubbles the dog :(

>>93669910
I-it's uh... always nice to meet an enthusiastic f-fan, hehe.

>>93667264
that would be neat

I named one of my cats after Makuta from bionicle, and the other one after obi wan so no i didn't.

>>93666487
I named my cat after Bucky from the Get Fuzzy strip.

>>93666487
Not my pets, but my computers are named after characters from Chobits, and drive partitions after characters from Ghost in the Shell.

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>>93666487
>It could be the land before time spike.

>It could by the ponishow spike.

>>93669222
You are naive, I envy you.

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>>93670247
Also, what do you think of my Newt Scamander body pillow?

I called my dog plushie Spike after Tommy's dog. I still keep him around and keep referring to it by that name even if I haven't watched the show in ages.
This is /mu/, but I have a kitty cat named Dio

>>93666517
I called my dog Lucas because that's the name my mother wanted to give my brother before my father stepped in and named him after himself.

>>93670589
Just didn't seem like the movie wanted to go there.

Me and my brother named our rats "Ash" and "Pikachu" Ash at least was passable due to the ashy looking coat of it, but I regretted those names almost immediately and haven't named a pet like that since.

Though when our family got our yellow lab as a puppy they all insisted on naming her Nala, because her build reminded them of cub Nala. I objected since it's a stupid name, especially since she's a dog and not a cat, but I got overruled.

I named my cat Spaghetti.

Based on the ATHF dog.

I miss him.

>>93669910
>>93670247
>>93670586
>>93670615
What's this Eddie meme? I tried looking it up and the actor to no avail

>>93666816
w-hy that lioness have lingerie? w-why I feel so funny? A-anons?

>>93670435
you forgot the dog named Spike from rugrats and all the other countless cartoon dogs named Spike

>>93670799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUx3gb0-FE&feature=youtu.be

>>93666816
"That’s a pretty sexy lion, Ollie."

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>>93666487

>Were we not supposed to want to fuck the lioness?
>Did the animators draw her with the expectation that no one would want to fuck her?

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>>93670799
Eddie Redmayne. He revealed he's a furry on the Graham Norton Show.

>>93670799
Eddie Redmayne. He's admitted to being attracted to animated furry critters during interviews. He probably thinks of Nala when having sex.

>>93670950
why we dont have this hot chicks in my school?

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>>93670615
>>93670586
Ha ha, o-ok guys cmon now, stop it.

>>93670950

>Dem biceps

Rawr.

I called my cat Cleo after the sexy pussycat in the Heathcliff cartoon.

>>93670950
Why is it okay wanting to fuck lionesses when they are drawn with bedroom eyes and yet everyone shits on me when I say I want to fuck a pony?

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>>93671011
What are your thoughts on all the beast/Newt rule 34 that exists, Eddie?

>>93670727
>How old are you?
>As old as you want me to be
>pimp proceeds to slap her for saying that shit to what is probably a cop

How did you not put together that that exchange was about her being underaged?

>>93666487
My sister named her cat Bagheera

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>>93670950

They knew what they were doing.

>You will never have a Nala sex robot.

I only pray that the technology is perfected within my lifetime.

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>>93671088
No, seriously I said stop

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>>93671088

...

>>93671169
>that rape face

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>>93671244

>>93666487
No, I named my dog after a video game animal.

Had a cat named Mario when I was a kid and right now I have a dog named dogmeat.

>>93666487
Tigger
Simba
Garfield

>>93671079
Because you're a fucking degenerate that's why.

>>93671096
I was too focused on how retarded bruce was being.

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A hyperactive stray mutt that showed up at my house. I was really into Gen X at the time.

>>93671079
Because everyone would shit on you for saying you want to fuck either in real life.

>>93670615

I'm way, way more interested in why you have japanese milk.

>>93671088
I didn't think japs liked harry potter.

Much less some spinoff of it.

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>>93671169
>They knew what they were doing.

Did they?

My first dogs were named max and emmy from dragon tails. They were good Australian shepherds.

>>93671392
>magic kids in a school setting

Bitch please. Japan fucking loves Harry Potter.

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>>93671360
When will normies stop being close-minded?

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I had a hedgehog named Manic

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>>93671198
Did you get aroused when you had to perform a mating dance to seduce that Erumpent, Mr. Redmayne?

>>93671392
Fantastic Beasts is incredibly popular among westaboos. Which resulted in lots of quality lewds

>>93670932
Didn't Emma Watson recently reveal she wanted to fuck the lion from Narnia?

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>>93671464
STOP!

>>93671672

She wanted to fuck Jesus?

>>93671683
You don't fuck Jesus.

You have loving relations in the missionary with him.

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>>93671677
Is it true you always had to play female roles in plays while you were at Eton College? Do you like to wear dresses when you're at home? :3

>>93671759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAKuHDx8GG8

>crossdressing furry trap

Is there anyone more /our guy/ than Eddie Redmayne?

I want to get a Bulldog and name him Marc Anthony

>>93671933
What's that a reference to?

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>>93672369

>>93666487
I had a pomeranian/spitz named Simba.

>>93666930
This. I hope to have a dog or cat named Herschel some day.

>>93672450
aw

>>93666487
My bulldog was called Booker

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>>93666487
I went with something a little different.

My first dog was Belle. A few years later we followed the trend and named our cat Jasmine.

They were good pets...

>>93666487
next dogs name is going to be furendah

>>93669872
My aunt and uncle has an orange cat they doubled named Simba and Claud/Clawed.
He's kind of a dick.

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>>93666487
My family and I named our dog Percy cuz I was watching Thomas the tank engine at the time

I named my turtle like Rocko's pal, Filburt (i had to google that shit, that's some weird ass name).

>>93674500
That's a cute doggo, what breed is he?

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>>93666816
Why would a lion need lingerie? Why is this a thing?

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>>93674921
anon, we need to talk...

>>93666487
My mom named our old dog Lady after Lady and the Tramp.

>>93666487
My cat is named after a file sharing program.

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yes and i love him

>>93675116
Which file sharing program?

My cat is named after the lead singer of Black Sabbath but has the spelling of the TV show Ozzie and Harriet because he had a sister when I got him

>>93666487
I had a hamster named "Spunky" and a goldfish named "Cleo".

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>>93666487
>>93666816

>>93666487
I name my pets after brands of alcohol
> Jack
> Jameson
> Busch
> Miller

>>93674845
Bichon frise. Careful tho, they're high maintenance, he's always allergic to something, has a rash, and one of his Paws is kinda messed up

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>>93678218
Ever try grooming him to the point of being this fluffy?

>>93669653
If you read the post again you'll find that the post he quotes specifically mentioned dictators.

Eddieposting is top tier

>>93677966
>>93674921
fucking kek

Years ago my faimly got two puppys but we could never think of the right names.

Went out drinking with my roommate and we thought it would be cute to name the puppys hanna and miley.

>adopted blonde mongrel dog
>call him Muttley

>adopted white male cat
>name him Artemis

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>>93679106
If only he'd star in capeshit, then he'd truly become /co/'s property.

I named my first cat Findus, from Findus & Pedersen

>>93678134
Are they all males?

>>93670435
This
>>93670861
another example would be spike from tom and jerry.

>>93670281
You mean that would be neet.

>>93679638
kys fag-o

>>93679202

My nigga

>>93666487
Grandpa's dog's name was Barkley, gf's dog's name is Scooby.

>>93666522
Look who's talking now is what it is from.
The kid gets a dog from the pound and names it rocks because he "left rocks in the back seat of the taxi they rode in."

>>93671262
>watch his videos on YouTube
>he seems very.....very close with his lions

If he hasn't fucked Meg and Amy at least once I would be shocked.

>>93679785
He need to have tiny dick to be even able to.

>>93679817
Yes cats have pretty small dicks for their size, but they are freaking huge animals so they aren't that small.

>>93679919
they are, we're talking 2 inch max for

>>93679200

if all furries were as qt and pure as eddie, there'd be no more stigma against them

>>93666487
Crow
Luna

Do these count? Technically animation, just not /co/

I had a dog named after this space fish, but the one that named him was the daughter of the family we adopted him from.

We call our sphynx cat Archie, because his full name is Archibald.

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>>93680137

Forgot muh pic

my cats were already given nameds when i got them Max and sasha

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I named my budgerigar Cheep after pic related.

This is probably the only time this show has been mentioned on /co/, you don't even see it on the 'things only you watched' threads.

God I'm an oldfag.

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I was gonna name her Charlotte until I realized how unoriginal it would be

>>93680186
Very clever. I like it.

>>93680186
I like it

>>93681028
Do tarantulas spin webs?

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>>93681651
Not like most araneomorphs, no.
They weave silk, but mostly to line their burrows to alert them of prey or predators.

>>93678911
Oh yea definitely, but it barely lasts for a day before he messes it up again

>>93681680
Very cool

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>>93681723
They're breddy cool, yes

>>93666487
I named my mainecoon Simba.

My sister wanted to name him Pretty Rainbow Kitty.

>>93681774

Mainecoons are awesome. Like if a dog was a cat.

I named my big cat after Ed because he's a huge dumb lovable cat who doesn't clean himself

My sister named her cat Buttercup because she was a tough little cat when she was younger.

>>93675107
AHAHAHA, silly cheetah, your face is covered with mayonaise!

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>>93675107

>>93666487
My bulldog's name is Bane.
My wife's useless waste of space white cat is named 'Near' after some shitty anime she watches.

>>93666487

OPs pic has been giving me a boner for two days now.

Please make this thread go away.

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>>93682712
no

>>93666487
My grandma named one of her black cats Bagyra (Bagheera), based on the Jungle Book/Maugli cartoon.

>>93666487
had two birds named them after the italian pinochio's birds

>>93681680
>>93681730
Imagine all the guts if you crushed that thing.

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>>93683423
you are bored

>>93683129
why are those things are looking at me in that way?

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>>93683621
cute

>>93683129

>Average height of Utahraptor
>5'6"

Perfect waifu height.

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>>93683716
very

>>93683621
Spiders are incapable of feeling attachments or bonds, at least give your love to a creature that can reciprocate or appreciate it.

>>93666487
The only pet I have ever had was a dog named after the way my kid bother would mispronounce brother

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>>93683621
Alright, I can understand the reason why furrys can find OP's post attractive, suggestive and implied actions/positions that lead us into going 'hey that's pretty sexy' until most of us remember that we are talking about a literal animal.

This however baffles me. It's a spider wearing a dress. A tarantula, wearing a dress. What in God's name possesses anyone to do such a thing? To give a bit of context, I am arachnophobic, not to the point where images scare me, but man this just take the cake.

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>>93666487
Fuck it, you're right
My cat is named Hercules, but instead of an ancient mythical hero, it's based on a cat from old French comics

>>93683887
Not everything is sexual. This is a power play. Proving to the monster we have bested it as a species.

>>93683986
Sorry I should of been more clear about my message. The connection between OP and you is just how I can understand a furry's mentality more than seeing a spider wearing a dress and why someone would do such a thing. At least I have my answer.

>>93667833
>Adolf
F

>>93683793

>Average weight of Utahraptor
>1 ton

Perfect waifu weight...?

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>Friend gave me a Siberian Husky pup after his just decided to breed like a motherfucker one day
>Named him Slade
>Practically been my best

>Years later, walking Slade in the park
>Should've left him at home because he's kind of horny (never neutered him)
>One goil who was walking her dog as well starts to mire Slade
>Her dog was pretty nice too (One of those Lassy dogs)
>Let Slade and her dog go off and play while we just talk
>Hear some howling
>Glance over to see Slade just absolutely ravaging her dog
>She's freaking out and calling her dogs name
>It's Terra
>Mfw trying to tell Slade to stop raping Terra

>>93684348
That's incredibly irresponsible of you, kill yourself.

>>93666816
W-why did they do that? What is the purpose?

>>93666487
>>93666816
>>93670950
>>93671169
>>93671402

God dammit. I promised myself I'd never fap to anything that walks on more than two legs...

>>93666487
I'll admit that if I ever get a hedgehog it's almost certainly going to be named sonic, but the chances of me actually getting one are low

I named my two cats Mac and Molly. Guess where Mac and Molly are from.

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>>93684627

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>>93666487
Yes. He was called Mio, based on Garu's cat from Pucca.
He died just last week. Fell from the 11th floor.

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>>93685841
>Fell from the 11th floor

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>>93684590
>I'd never fap to anything that walks on more than two legs...

I see...

>>93685706
lmao I really hope this is irony
because if not the guys even more of an aspie than the DA artist who got triggered over some user going all MURR with his OC

>>93686685
>lmao
Leave.

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>>93686750

>>93686750
I'll leave after you realize your life is shit and mommy dies knowing you're a fucking failure

>>93684590
play xcom 2

>>93686750
how does it feel to be so weak mere words trigger you?

>>93686685
http://hedgiemama.com/pb/wp_3cfa6e0d/wp_3cfa6e0d.html

Honestly I think hedgehog breeders were just getting sick of stupid fucks getting them just because of Sonic.

>>93666487
Named my cat Fluffy after Angelica's cat. She wasn't even fluffy; she was a shorthair.

Going to name my cat Princess Carolyn

>he doesn't name his pets after Roman or Nordic gods

I named my cat Jeff after the spider from Billy and Mandy.

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>>93683887
It's not meant to be sexual, anon.

>>93683850
Maybe not in the same way cats or dogs can, but you'd actually be surprised. Any tarantula owner will tell you that their animal has a distinct, if rudimentary personality, and displays unique habits that define each individual. No two specimens of the same species behaves exactly the same, and I too can testify of that. My own spider is the laziest thing in the world. Most members of her species are avid burrowers. When she found he hide in the enclosure, she literally just pushed some dirt out to the front and went "Ah, that'll do," and she's done that with every re-housing and clean up. She half asses pretty much everything she does and its adorable. She also has mood swings. There are days when she's just fine with me picking her up, petting her legs, etc. There are other days however, when she has absolutely no patience for my nonsense.

You'd also be surprised as ot how smart we've actually observed spiders to become

http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2017/06/08/531616366/what-goes-on-in-the-minds-of-spiders.

Trust me, if you told me five years ago that a spider could make decisions and have preferences, I would have called you a retarded faggot, but that's how science goes. You'll never know just what kind fo new information lies around the corner.

My brother decided to my niece "Jasmine" because of the Disney princess.

Also, not /co/ related, named my dog after Leona from King of FIghters and a closefriend of mine named his daughter Cammy because of Street Fighter.

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>>93686519
Gimme that sauce b0ss

>cousin named Gannon
>not named after Zelda's Ganon, but after Redskins quarterback Richard Gannon

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>>93689163
etheross

try to search him in Monosodium glutamate website, but remember, you never heard that from me

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>>93689432
>naming your kid after a fucking quarterback
Is this some rare normie strain of autism or something?

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>>93690083
Graci. We never met.

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Named my dog after pic related. He's black

>>93670667
>/mu/

Don't you mean /a/ anon?

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>>93666794

Eddy has got to have a lot of charisma to be able to live this down

>>93692477
He's a cute twink who's popular among normies now thanks to that Harry Potter spinoff, he's fine.

>Got beagle, named it Snoopy
>Got hound, named it Huck

Yep, checks out.

>>93666487
My doggo is named Robin.

Because she's my sidekick.

>>93679538
Yes, I dont want any unexpected puppies, and I don't feel like getting my dogs fixed.

bimp

>>93684590
>>93682712

>Not wanting to be ravished by a lusty lioness in heat

It's like you guys are a coupla fags or somethin

>>93670398
>computers are my pets.
Ultimate neckbeard achieved.