meet POOP

Why would you advertise prominently that one of your characters is literally a piece of shit?

How much did they pay Patrick Stewart for this?
I wouldn't be surprised if he had voiced a __pony__ but this is on another level.

>>93666497

because it's the only funny joke from the movie.

>>93666443
Reminder they killed Popeye for this

>>93666641
https://youtu.be/i4tNuM9XttM

every single quote is hilarious.
every single gag is comedy gold.

WHY, SONY, WHY?!

>>93666695
>>93666641
Darkest timeline

>>93666443
why the fuck would someone send his crush a "meh" face?

PEOPLE
ORDER
OUR
PATTIES

This movie is a giant ad for apps. The last commercial I saw promoted spotify and candy crush.

>>93666850
To make it seem like you don't care even though you really do care

I'm still confused as to how the kids have their phones out so openly in class just texting each other.

I remember having to text my mom after class to ask her to bring me my inhaler for my bronchitis once and my bitchy biology teacher took it up and wouldn't let me have it back for 3 days.

>>93666443
so why is the girl from the lego movie an emoji now?

>>93666793
*Dankest

>>93666443
>loser lounge where emojis who never get used hang out
>eggplant

what

>>93667037
Some school have a online platform where kids needs to use their phones.

>>93666443
If you know anything about Patrick Stewart you'll know he jump at the opportunity to play a piece of shit

Guys lets be honest here we are not mad at the film itself. It won't be Norm of the north or Foodfight bad. It well probably just be mediocre or okay at best.
It's really what it represents and might happen if it makes a lot of money we are mad at

>>93667756
Saw him at comic con once for American dad. He seemed very excited about the raunchy things they have him say as Bullock

>>93666695
Movie execs literally cannot understand the concept of good animated comedy. For all of Hotel Transylvania's flaws, audiences ate up all the visual gags Genndy did.

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>>93666443
>T.J Miller thinks he deserves to be a big time movie star.
>Quits Silicon Valley.
>1st movie post Silicon Valley is the Emoji Movie.

Will he be okay?

>>93667831

I'm not surprised, you can't say shit like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3RN07MTf0) and not love every second of it.

>>93667794
pretty much, the fact that this movie was even conceived leaves a shit stain on animation as a whole

>>93666443
Who would even think this movie was a good idea?

>>93668052
it's a shame because he's a actually a good actor

>>93666443
>jailbreak is more clothed than any of the other emojis

But why though

>>93666614
>funny

>>93667681
Kid's movie

>>93666497
because it's """funny"""

>>93667681
maybe the kid that that particular phone belongs to never uses it.

I'll be surprised if they even explain that in the movie

Why are people I like tied to this? Who is blackmailing them?

>>93666443
But what does POOP mean?

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>>93668949

>>93668536
>Patrick Stewart as Shit

It's funny.

>>93668519
I'm pretty sure she's meant to be wearing a skirt right?
Because for while I thought that was supposed to be a body which looked weird for me since it made it look like her arms were coming out her head
I didn't realise it was a skirt until someone else pointed it out to me

>>93666695
This is literally perfect, how could they not do this movie.

>>93667746
>Some schools have an online platform where kids need to use a laptop.

Fixed that for you, a phone is just too big of distraction in class.

And even then, that mostly pops up in private schools.

>>93667794
This
If it turns out to be good, it won't deserve to be.

>>93669463
Yeah a phone would be a security and privacy concern. Some classrooms use tablets connected to the school wifi network to prevent shit like photos being posted or outside contact being made