Long ago, in a distant land...
...I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness...
...unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil!
Butt!
But a foolish samurai warrior...
...weilding a magic sword...
>squared up to oppose me
...stepped forth to oppose me.
>>93648939
So in the japanese dub, is it still called a distant land?
>>93649023
And then Ashi came along and ruined everything. The End.
FIFTY YEARS HAVE PASSED
SCHWING!
PSING!
TZING!
Before the final blow was struck...
Oy, Ajew, the shapeshifting Marxist of darkness
>>93649159
I THREW OPEN A PORTAL TO /v/, WHERE MY SHITPOSTING IS LAW
...I TORE OPEN a portal in time...
...and flung him into the future...
...where my evil is LAW.
Now, the fool seeks to return to the past...
...and undo the future that is Aku!
>>93649253
>>93649286
why doesn't he just run fast and break the time barrier lol
slowpoke
WATCHA
>>93649051
That's...a good question actually
>>93649578
>>93649051
Relative to Aku, it's his point of view.