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Fuck, Marry, Kill, Ignore.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill, Ignore.
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Fuck Moana
Marry Elsa
Kill Rapunzel
Ignore Anna
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Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Ana
Kill Elsa
Ignore Moana because I haven't seen the movie and cannot judge if she's good for any of the other options
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Marry Rapunzel
Fuck Anna
Kill Elsa
Ignore Niggress
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Marry and fuck the shit out of Moana. Fuck Elsa on the side. Kill Anna, ignore Rapunzel.
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>>93646354
>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Ana
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>>93646354
Kill Elsa to restore that fair country to its regularly scheduled seasons.
Marry Moana because alliteration and for adventure.
Ignore Rapunzel so her hair eventually becomes a forest and provides an ecosystem for animals
Ignore Anna
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>>93646354
Marry Rapunzel (so I can fuck her all the time because she's hot)
Fuck Moana
Kill Anna
Ignore Elsa
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>>93646354
Colonize Moana, then marry her
Ignore the others
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>>93646385
>Cannot judge if she's any good
She's prime breeding material
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana, I am weak to pacific islanders
Marry Anna, she's a princess and is hotter than Elsa.
Kill Elsa, now I'm married to a queen.
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna

/thread
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana (tribal girls are always hot)
Marry Rapunzel (outta the 4 she was my favorite)
Kill Elsa (do I even need to explain?)
Ignore Ana (she's such a non entity)
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>>93646503
Yeah, she's adorable and she's thick the way thick should be. Not this fatty THICC shit. And if her mom is any indication, it's only gonna get better.
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>>93646354
Marry Elsa so I can become royalty
Fuck Rapunzel because she's cute
Ignore Moana because she's underage
Kill Anna because she's shit
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>>93646354
marry moana, she seems the most normal
fuck elsa, ice cold pussy
kill anna, presumptuous slut
ignore the dipshit from an attic
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>>93646549
>16
>Underage
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>>93646591
sorry i'm not a pedo like some of you degenerates
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>>93646656
Hello R eddit.
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>>93646354
Fuck
Moana. She has my fleeting attention and I'm definitely attracted to her, but I don't think I'd want something longterm.

Marry Rapunzel.
She really knows how to clean a house, that alone is prime material.

Kill Anna. Easier of the two sisters, and that kingdom needs an Ice Queen to protect their interests.

Ignore Elsa. I don't really like platinum blonde hair nor want to risk getting my tongue stuck or something. Plus she can kill me with her ice powers.
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>>93646669
hello child fucker
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marry moana
fuck elsa
kill anna
ignore rapunzel
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>>93646683
>16
>child
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna
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>>93646354
Kill elsa, mutant scum need to die
Fuck Anna, ice zombies aren't for marriage
Marry Rapunzel, she's princess and shit
Ignore Moana, she's to pure for my filthy twisted self
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With the exception of Elsa they're all the same character.
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>>93646656
Would you consider a 19 year old finding a 16 year old attractive as pedophilia?
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>>93646723
Anna and Rapunzel are the same, being 'perfect' Moana has enough flaws and character to differentiate her from the others
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>>93646443
Flip moana and rapunzel and you've got yourself a deal.
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>>93646354
Marry Moana, she got me the delicious brown fever
Fuck Rapunzel
Kill Elsa, can't stand her dumb face and whore-ish makeup
Ignore Anna
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa for that for the chance of illegitimate Aryan lovechild.
Marry Rapunzel because she's genuinely caring and sweet
Kill Anna because she was annoying
Ignore Moana since she and entire movie felt bland as fuck.
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>>93646354
BREED MOANA
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Moana
Ignore Anna
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Kill Anna, all others are acceptable choices for the rest
Anna was an insipid twit who insisted she knew more about love with zero experience than the world could ever tell her. She brought the trouble onto her sister and only tried to deal with it after it had spiraled well beyond control

So basically she's every female teenager before the world kicks their teeth in.
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marry Raps
Fuck Elsa
Kill moana
Ignore Anna
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Moana
Kill Anna
Ignore Rapunzel
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Fuck Rapunzel.
Marry Moana. I want exclusive access to that body on a long term basis plus she's the only one of them even close to having her shit together. Strongest family potential. Did I mention that body?
Kill Anna. She's annoying.
Ignore Elsa. I want but she's fucking dangerous and probably fucked in the head from years of neglect.
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Marry Elsa
Fuck Anna
Ignore Rapunzel
Kill Moana
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Anna
Kill Moana
Ignore Rapunzel
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>>93646354
Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Moana
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna
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>>93646354
>Marry Moana, create little black/pacific Troy Polamalu Dwayne Johnson motherfuckin looking babies
>BLACK the SHIT out of Elsa and call her up a few times afterwards
>Ignore Anna but eventually BLACK her Scandiboo ass too
>Kill Rapunzel because that story is played the fuck out and her movie was garbage
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Moana
Ignore Anna
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I approve all the "kill Elsa/Anna"'s in this thread.
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>>93646410
Moana is Hawaiian you idiot.
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>>93647414
>Wanting to kill the most aryan of cartoon characters
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>>93647429
They're also the worst so..
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>>93647512
Wrong
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>>93646354
Marrying the 18 year old would make the best wife because she is young, insecure, and malleable. That's what pedophiles love about people younger than them anyway. So technically Rapunzel would be the best.

Fuck Moana because of chocolate.

Ignore Elsa.

Kill Anna because IDK, she's a ditz.
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>>93647582
>That's what pedophiles love

Uhhh
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>>93647429
They're also the ugliest and most cancerous. Freakish bug eyed aliens.
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>>93647686
Kek
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>>93647686
>>93647746
They're beautiful norweigans, basically one of the purest whites.
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Have sweaty, animalistic jungle sex with Moana.
Marry Rapunzel.
Ignore Anna.
Kill ice witch.
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>>93646354
>no Judy
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna
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>>93647888
This thread is about humans you dumb furry
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>>93647888
I'd never fuck, marry or kill a bunny

I could ignore her I guess
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>>93646410
this
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>>93647429
>falling for the aryan meme
Weak genes fampai. Also shitty characters.
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>>93648057
>He's not part of the master race
Must suck
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>>93648073
Let me guess. You're a proud, splotchy Norwegian man with a thinning head of long, greasy blond locks and a patchy blond neckbeard. Pass.
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I think we can all agree who best voice actress is
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>>93646656
Scrapper, maybe you should just stop.
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Elsa
Kill Rapunzel via rape
Ignore Anna (cold shoulder ignore until she succumbs to lust of me doing her sister and Moana and begs to hop in).
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>>93646354
kill darky, ignore elsa, fuck longhair and marry the other.
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>>93648430
Terrible taste my friend
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Amazing how shit taste /co/ has
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>>93648836
List your choices then?
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>>93646374
fpbp
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Anna
Ignore Elsa
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>>93646354
>Fuck
Rapunzel
>Marry
Ana
>Kill
Moana
>Ignore
Elsa
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>killing or ignoring Moana
Nah m8. Just nah.
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Fuck Moana because she's THICC, toned and adventurous enough to possibly be a great lay.

Marry Rapunzel because she has the most likeable personality and is definitely the best homemaker by far. Even if she didn't stay at home, I'd get her to teach me a host of new skills The girl is capable.

Kill Anna because I hate Frozen.

Ignore Elsa because even though I hate Let It Go, it's a decent enough song to earn her her life.
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Rapunzel
Kill moana
Ignore anna
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Anna
Ignore Moana
Kill Rapunzel
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Who in the world wouldn't at least fuck Moana? Thick and athletic as fuck, she would destroy your dick. The rest are atrophied, repressed NEETS. They probably can't even take a dicking.
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>>93646354
Kill Elsa
Ignore no one
Fuck Rapunzel and Moana
Marry Anna
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Fuck Elsa
Marry Ana
Cuck Ana with Elsa
Ignore Rapunzel
Kill the nigger.
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>>93649774
>Who in the world wouldn't at least fuck Moana?

Frozenfags in denial
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>>93646354

Kill Elsa, fuck Rapunzel, Marry Anna and become king.

Moana seems like a sweet girl, but I can't deal with too much heat. I burn like a match.
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>>93649841
>tfw it takes you 3 and a half hours to watch a 2 hour movie because you keep rewinding the parts where the main character looks the most fuckable
Wew the things I'd do. If only she were real ;_;
I'd be in jail.
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Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill the dumb bitch Anna
Ignore Elsa
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>>93646656
>16
>pedo
This is what Americans actually believe.
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>>93646516
>>93646530
Best choice in thread
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>>93650345
great minds think alike anon
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>>93649841
Oh shit, what a qt.

Isn't she only 14 though?
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>>93650032
>Wut?
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Moana
Ignore Anna
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>>93650432
You say that like its a problem.
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>>93650221
In most of America 16 is legal.
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>>93647011
>>93647073
>>93647372
>>93649194
>>93650502
My niggers
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>>93648294

That's not Scrapper but he is right.
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>>93650432
She's 16
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fuck moana
marry rapunzel
kill elsa
ignore ana.
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>>93650432
And?
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>>93646354
>Not fucking who you marry
What the Hell is wrong with you guys?
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>>93651705
It's like they don't understand that 'fuck' is a one time thing with 'marry' it's just endless sex afterwards
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>>93646354
Kill Elsa
Marry rapunzel
Fuck moana
Ignore Anna
if i had my way I would kill Elsa and Anna
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>babyfaced atrocities

You guys have shit taste.
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Moana
Ignore Anna
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa because hot, marry Rapunzel because feet, kill Moana just because, ignore Anna because she isn't as hot as her sister
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>>93646354
Kill Rapunzel
>Never really cared about her
Fuck Moana
>Thicc brown teen body
Ignore Anna
>Never I would try to hurt her or lewd her
Marry Elsa
>That is the purpose in my life
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Why does everyone want to fuck Moana and kill Elsa?
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>>93653691
Oh I don't know... limitless magical power wielded by an emotional cripple... sounds like the kinda woman you wanna get involved with.
That bitch cray cray.
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>>93653691
1) Jungle bunny/colonization fantasies
2) Mentally unstable/psychologically dependent ice witch
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>Anna and Elsa aren't a package deal
That's the only appeal of those 2.
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Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Ana
Kill Moana
Ignore Elsa
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>>93653838
I know there's only room for one emotionally stunted person in this relationship
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>>93646354
>Marry
Elsa. Blonde, hot, has superpowers, and is royal. Couldn't care less that her movie was bad and her personality clashes with mine, but at least I'm reserved half the time.

>Fuck
Hard one. Already have a blonde, so go with the redhead, but it's your sister-in-law. So Rapunzel, though we'd get along better that Elsa.

>Kill
Can't kill Anna, so Moana. Not that attracted to her, and I've haven't seen her movie (the songs seems subpar, like Frozen)

>Ignore
Anna, by process of elimination.
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>>93646354
The patrician's selection

Marry Anna
Fuck Elsa
Kill Rapunzel
Ignore Moana
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>>93646374
First Post Best Post
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>>93653691
Moana is pure sex. I don't know why everyone wants to kill Elsa though. I'd kill Anna because she's annoying.
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>>93649750
Wow, the only fellow patrician in this thread.
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>>93646354
>Fuck
Anna
>Marry
Moana
>Kill
Rapunzel
>Ignore.
Elsa
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>all these Fuck Moana

Good to know most of /co/ still has something reminiscent of decent taste.
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Anna
Kill Rapunzel
Ignore Elsa
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>>93651828
>marriage
>endless sex
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Ignore Anna
Kill Elsa for being the degenerate mutie freak she is.
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>>93654886
S U C C U L E N T

Razor sharp skinny bitches need not apply.
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>>93647073
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Marry Rapunzel
Fuck Moana
Kill Anna
Ignore Elsa
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>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Fuck Rapunzel
Fuck Moana
Fuck Anna
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I wish I knew what Elsa's personality was like. She isn't as pretty as Ana or Punz.. But she has ice powers. Does rapunzel have her hair in this situation? Can I live as an immortal ruler of the kingdom with her using the hair
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>>93655692
Bold. I like it.
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>>93646533
Moana is meh. for a thick brow waifu, I prefer Nani.
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>>93655780
Nani is good, Moana is better. Nani's in a better movie though.
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>>93647319
I like you way you think black man.
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>>93646354
first i'll marry them, then kill them, then fuck them and then ignore them
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>>93653691
Moana
>Thicc
>athletic
>actually attractive
>Strong family ties
>Would destroy your dick
>Has THE OCEAN as her friend who pretty much does what she says

Elsa
>Over emotional cunt that could fuck you over in an instant
>Sticc
>Runs away when things get tough

Man this is a tough one
If you don't choose "COLONIZE, then marry Moana" you're making the wrong choice
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>>93655826
sure moana had a lot of cute moments but nani is a deeper character overall. I really feel for her.
and the relationship she had with lilo is adorable
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I wish Moana was curvier with bigger jugs, she's like a Diet Lite version of Chel
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>>93651828
most married people don't really have sex thta much
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>>93646354
>Fuck, Marry
Can someone explain this to me?
I can't fuck the girl i marry?
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>>93646354

Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Moana
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna

Gimme dat delicious brown
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>>93655780
It means you're stuck with the Lil sister, too.
Also an alien monster dog.
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>>93646354
>All these "Kill Elsas"

You people are sick. SICK!
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna
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>>93658147
She's too dangerous to keep alive.
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>>93653691
I liked moana and hated frozen
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Fuck Anna.
Marry Elsa.
Kill Rapunzel.
Ignore Moana.
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>>93646354
Ignore bitches, get money
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>>93658117
Lilo wouldn't be so bad to have as an adoptive sister (or whatever she would be). She's just kinda weird and her bad behavior was a result of her having no kind of structure in her life, because she only had an older sister to raise her; an older sister who had no time for Lilo because she had to work CONSTANTLY just to make ends meat

Stitch on the other hand... Stitch will cause you some fucking problems
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>>93658272
> Fuck one sister
>marry the other

That is gonna make for some awkward family dinners...which will be every night, since Anna still lives in the palace
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>>93646354
Fuck:Moana
Marry:Repunzel
Kill:Elsa
Ignore:Anna
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>>93658331
>Anna is kinda-openminded
>Elsa is just fucking crazy
>they both are into incest stuff
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>>93657655
>>93655101

Marriage only becomes sexless when there's kids. But who the fuck wants kids?
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>>93646591
uh... yeah. 16 is underage, weirdo.

But I do need to ask, is Moana 16? I don't recall her name really being mentioned in the movie. Am I forgetting something, or is her name only really established through some other Disney merchandise

(like most other princesses. I know that Belle is 18 in Beauty and the Beast, but I also know for damn sure they don't mention it anywhere in the film itself)
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>>93655780

Too bad Chris Sanders' faces are horrible
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>>93646514
I see what you did here.
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>>93658374
...Holy shit, I said "her name being mentioned" instead of age.

I need to get more fucking sleep
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>>93646354
Marry Elsa
Fuck Rapunzel
Kill Moana
Ignore Anna
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>>93658374
16 is legal in most states.

I'm just stating an objective fact.
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>>93658374
This is what I got with a quick google search
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>>93655780
Nani?!?
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>>93659322

>next disney princess is a giant loli brat
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>>93646354
>Fuck Elsa
Because she has the gleeful deviant air to her, not to mention just imagine fucking someone in the cold
>Marry Rapunzel
Literal waif material plus royalty
>Kill Anna
I honestly can't stand her
>Ignore Moana
I like her, but she's so inoffensive that I don't really know what to do with her
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>>93646354
fuck ana
marry rapunzel
kill elsa
ignore moana
but i would kill elsa before fucking ana
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>no bunbun
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>>93647011
>>93647073
>>93649053
>>93649194
>>93650502
>>93658602
these. Moanafags are stupid racemixers who fell for the LE THICCCCC meme. She's boring and dumb and her movie sucks ass.

Marry Rapunzel
Fuck Anna
Kill Moana
Fuck Elsa
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>>93660869

you have your place , you racist rabbit.
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>>93661032
>Boring and dumb and her movie sucks ass
So Elsa and Anna?
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>>93661032
I like your taste but I'd prefer to ignore Moana. Killing is unnecessary.
>>
This thread: Frozenfags seething
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>>93646354
I choose to be Elsa and fuck the rest
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>>93658117
it's fine,
I'm actually into lilo even more
and stitch is cool af
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>>93646354
Feetfuck Rapunzel

Facefuck Anna

Analfuck Moana

Kill Elza cause she is not even worth having sex with.

marry rapunzel in the end
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>>93646354
Marry moana and Rapunzel Mormon style

Fuck than ignore Anna and Elsa
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>>93661817
>>>93646354 (OP) #
>Feetfuck Rapunzel
>Facefuck Anna
>Analfuck Moana
I like the way you think my good sir.
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>>93646374
Best
>>
Fuck Anna
Marry Moana
Kill Elsa
Ignore Rapunzel
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Fuck Rapunzel
>cute but mostly just fluff underneath
Marry Moana
>adorable, thicc, leadership and agricultural skills
Kill Elsa
>thou shalt not suffer a fucking witch to live, put it down
Ignore Anna
>I don't care for the Frozen movie.
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>>93662354
Same but I'd kill Elsa and Anna after I Colonized Moana
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>>93662354
Could Moana and Rapunzel even get along as sister-wives though?
>>
Fuck Elsa
Marry Moana
Ignore Rapunzel
Kill Anna
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>>93657236
So much of Chel's allure is in her lewd attitude though, Moana's pretty pure.
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>>93646354
Kill nigger
Fuck Elsa
Marry Rapunzel
Ignore dumb slut redhead

That said, given the option I'd like to give up the fuck, marry and ignore choices in order to kill Moana 3 more times.
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>>93646451

Ditto.
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>>93662669
Hey /pol/!
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>>93662508
Rapunzel could do all the work inside while Moana does everything outside. All you'll do is fuck both of them
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>>93662669
>nigger
Polynesians came from the mongoloids of SE Asia.
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>>93662740
I guess they'd agree, ancient Hawaiians had polygamy (albeit two-way), and Rapunzel has no idea whatsoever as to how society should work.
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Elsa
Kill Anna
Ignore Rapunzel

I'm not a fan of Frozen, but in a pratical sense why would you not want a fucking Ice Witch by your side? The world could feasibly be yours. If not the snow golems then the fucking blizzards that turn summer into winter.

She'll just have to deal with the dead sister. I do not find Anna cute or endearing, but annoying!
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>>93663064
>but in a pratical sense why would you not want a fucking Ice Witch by your side?
She's got the BPD and has been shown to accidentally fuck shit up with her powers.
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>they all have the same face except moana has bigger lips and nose
what did they mean by this?
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>>93647414
Oh yeah, what if I kill Laura Palmer instead you fucker.
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Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Ana
>>
>>93663558
They're Caucasian and she's Polynesian.
So rounder jaw, almond eyes, fuller lips, and wider nose.
It would be more accurate to give Anna, Elsa, and Rapunzel larger bridges for their noses and more angular faces but they were going for some kind of anime faggotry.
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>>93646354
Marry Rapunzel
Fuck Anna
Ignore Elsa
Kill Moana
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>>93646354
Ignore them all. Marry Elena.
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>>93664920
What is wrong with her faaace
>>
>>93646354
You said it.
>>
>Fuck Rapunzel
>Marry Moana
>Ignore Elsa
>Kill Anna
>>
>>93646354
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck

Wew
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>>93646354
fuck rapunzel
marry rapunzel
ignore maona
kill anna & elsa
>>
>>93661032

I'd be race mixing with any of them
>>
Fuck Elsa
Ignore Rapunzel
Kill Moana
Marry Anna
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Fuck Punzy because she's def into bondage
Marry Moana because qt brown best girl
Kill Elsa because suffer not a witch to live
Ignore Anna because she's just a spare anyway
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>>93667207
>Marry Anna

Literally why
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Elsa, marry Rapunzel, kill Moana and ignore Anna.
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>>93667636
>>
>>93646354
MARRY THE FOOT SLUT
>>
>>93647011
This, I can't believe this wasn't the first post.
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>>93646354
Fuck Moana then make her my wife
Ignore Rapunzel
Kill Anna and Elsa
>>
>>93646354

Fuck Rapunzel
Kill Anna
Marry Moana
Ignore Elsa
>>
>>93646374
agreed

>cucking Anna from her sis
>killing bottleblond
>fucking that island ass
>becoming king
>>
>>93646503
Okay, what is that boy doing there? This was a very calculated move on Disney's part.
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>>93668005
Marrying Anna gets you hot threesomes with her and Elsa.
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>>93647319
ma man
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>>93668629
I know this is really late,
but /thread.
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>>93648273
but anon you posted the wrong picture. here let me fix that for you.

Also
Marry:Mandy Moore
Fuck: Kirsten bell
Kill: Alui
Ignore: Adell Dazim
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>>93671390
>Kill Auli
Nah
>>
>>93672762
Kill yourself for posting this post.
>>
When this thread dies I better tally up the results. I can tell there's a lot of fuck or kill Elsas & Raps is prime waifu.
>>
>>93672762
>>93672820

Fuck off
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So according to ctrl+f, most anons ITT want to kill Elsa, ignore Anna, and either fuck/marry Punzie and Moana.

I'm proud of your good taste, /co/.
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Elsa
Ignore none
Kill none
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Ana
Kill Moana
Ignore Rapunzel
>>
>>93674597
Frozenfags btfo
>>
>>93646354
COLONIZE Moana's juicy Polynesian booty, all else is irrelevant. We would flood the entirety of the the pacific islands with our progeny.
>>
>>93675234
I like the way you think anon
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>>93675328
Post more qt Moana pls
>>
Kill Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Ignore Elsa and Anna
Fuck nobody because not a degenerate
>>
>>93659322
>Elsa is the only one in her 20's

No wonder /co/ wants to kill her.
>>
>Killing Ana
Good job, no matter what choice you made beyond that, Elsa is wrecking your shit.
>>
>>93656053
>hating STICC
No wonder Moanafags and also anti-Elsafags are the worst.
>>
>>93646374
Why the FUCK are you people okay with killing Punzie
>>
>>93646354
Ignore, Ignore, Ignore, Ignore
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Can we choose between short or long haired Rapunzel?
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>>93676299
>>
>>93658019
R U A Tard?
She's your wife ya dingus. Of course you get to put your paynus in her butt
>>
>>93658255
Ageeeed. Also checked
>>
>>93678183
>Preferring sticc
Kek
>>93679235
She's just a doorstop like Anna. Completely useless
>>
Ranking of best Disney girls I:
Official Disney Princesses:
>01. Elsa (She's still a Disney Princess to me, even if she's technically a queen and even if the Frozen characters aren't on the official Disney Princess roster)
>02. Mulan
>03. Rapunzel
>04. Anna (Same case as Elsa)
>05. Belle
>06. Aurora

Non-princesses from Disney Animated Canon:
>01. Judy Hopps (I am not a furry but I still like her)
>02. Amelia (Same case as Judy Hopps, but replace an anthromorphic bunny with a catgirl alien)
>03. Honey Lemon
>04. Esmeralda (Yes, I know she was once considered a Disney Princess but she was later removed from the roster)
>05. Anita
>06. Jane (Same case as Esmeralda)

Pixar:
>01. Riley Andersen
>02. Merida (She's officially a Disney Princess but she is from a Pixar film, which is why she's here instead)
>03. Violet
>04. Ellie (as an adult)
>05. Mrs. Andersen (the movie and official material give different names for Riley's mother)
>06. Elinor
>>
Ranking of best Disney girls II:
Disney live-action films (non-Lucasfilm or Marvel):
>01. Tricia "Trillian" McMillan (Screw it, Disney made the H2G2 movie adaptation even if they released it under Touchstone, so it counts. Also, Zooey Deschannel is really hot in this movie. In fact, the H2G2 movie was what really convinced me to start my Blu-ray collection 10 years ago. Not just for the top-notch visual effects and because the movie was actually really good, but also because seeing Zooey Deschannel's fine skin and pretty face in 1080p was well worth the upgrade)
>02. Giselle (Yes, I know she started as an animated character before turning into live-action, but Enchanted is technically not part of the Disney Animated Canon and is considered a live-action movie)
>03. Quorra
>04. Elizabeth Swann
>05. Mary Poppins
>06. Live-Action!Belle (I can include the remake incarnations of animated characters)

Lucasfilm:
>01. Jyn Erso
>02. Rey
>03. Elsa Schneider (not to be confused with the Elsa from Frozen, this Elsa is the Nazi lady from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
>04. Leia Organa
>05. Padmé Amidala
>06. Willie Scott

Marvel Cinematic Universe:
>01. Ayesha
>02. Black Widow
>03. Virginia Potts
>04. Scarlet Witch
>05. Hope Van Dyne
>06. Agent Peggy Carter

I can't decide who is best Disney girl overall but I think it would be a tie between Jyn Erso and Trillian.
>>
Ranking of best Disney girls III:
There are also some runner-ups which didn't quite make the mark because of some stiff competition or other reasons.
They are:
>Taylor Swift's character from the Hannah Montana movie (I don't know if her character's name was ever mentioned or if she was referred to her with her actual name, but I don't want to mention this trainwreck of a movie, even if Taylor Swift's character was more or less the only redeeming value of it all. If I included her, she would probably be the best overall girl, maybe even beating Jyn Erso and Trillian. I never watched the movie, to be honest, which was another reason why I didn't include her. But Taylor Swift's song from the Hannah Montana movie: Crazier, was great. Too bad it had to be associated with the Hannah Montana movie, it would've been great if it was included with her second album: Fearless.)
>Ms. Edmunds (Bridge to Terabithia) (It will be redundant to include her here since there is already another Zooey Deschannel character here: Trillian.)
>Mary (The Muppets (2011)) (It will be redundant to include her since there is already another Amy Adams character here: Giselle)
>The three female X-Wing pilots from the deleted scenes of Return of the Jedi (their names were never mentioned, as far as I know)
>Vanellope Von Schweetz
>Wendy Darling
>Snow White
>Cinderella
>Eilonwy
>Live-Action!Alice
>Live-Action!Cinderella
>Live-Action!Aurora
>Live-Action!Cruella De Vil (Glenn Close) (They are making yet another remake of 101 Dalmatians, this time, it'll be titled Cruella, and it will focus on Cruella De Vil who will be played by Emma Stone, only time will tell if Emma Stone will live up to Glenn Close, both in terms of acting and looks)
>Jessie (Toy Story)
>Mon Mothma
>Marion Ravenwood
>Aayla Secura
>Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones and the ending of Revenge of the Sith
>Irina Spalko
>>
Ranking of best Disney girls IV:
Uncategorizable runner-ups:
>Mabel Pines
>Star Butterfly
>Candy Chiu
>Pacifica Northwest
>Kairi (Screw it, I can include Kingdom Hearts characters because they are technically categorized as Disney characters, which is why they aren't on Dissidia)
>Aqua (Same case as Kairi)
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>>93678515
>>93678520
>>93678533
>>93678544

>These autism levels
You need to stop
>>
>>93646374
Wow you read my mind. Out of 24 possibilities this was the exact one I'd have chosen
>>
>>93646374
You want to marry the unstable mutant?

Okay.
>>
Best disney girl is obviously xion
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>>93679805
>he does not choose Jyn Erso or Trillian
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>>93678515
>01. Elsa

Stopped reading right there
>>
clearly /co/ is full of rapunzel fags
>>
>>93681109
I'm more of a delicious brown guy but at least Rapunzel is better than the mutant and Anna
>>
Marry Elsa
Fuck Anna
Kill Moana
Ignore Tangled
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>>93646354
Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Elsa
Ignore Moana
Kill Anna
>>
Threads dead so here's the results
Moana
>Fuck: 44
>Marry: 22
>Kill: 19
>Ignore: 13
Rapunzel
>Fuck: 19
>Marry: 36
>Kill: 15
>Ignore: 14
Elsa
>Fuck: 25
>Marry: 18
>Kill: 34
>Ignore: 16
Anna
>Fuck: 12
>Marry: 9
>Kill: 24
>Ignore: 37
>>
>>93685288
>Moana's first for fuck and second for marry
>Rapunzel's first for marry
>Elsa's first for kill
>Anna's first for ignore

/Co/ has good taste afterall
>>
>>93658147

She looks like an alien.
>>
>>93685855
Kek
>>
>>93685288
Thanks anon for doing the lord's work
>>
>>93685350
Elsa only got so many kills because anons here got too deep with their decisions. Instead of it being purely about physical bangability they made it political & about her ice powers killing them.

Moana is loved, which is a little shocking considering how lukewarm her movie's reception was.

Rapunzel was obviously waifu material, so undoubtedly she'd be the one who everyone wants to marry.

If it weren't for Elsa's killings, Anna would likely have been first in both ignores & kills. She's a fucking lousy character anyway.
>>
Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Moana
Kill Elsa
Ignore Ana
>>
>>93688035
Good taste anon
>>
>marry Moana
>do footfag stuff to Rapunzel
>kill Anna
>ignore Rapunzel
>>
>>93646354
turn into elsa
fuck the rest
marry anna
>>
>>93685288
So moana is the most fuckable, raps is the most marriable, elsa the most killable, and who cares about anna?
I can live with that.
I guess they don't call her moan a for nothing hardy har har
Yeah I know the way to the door
>>
>>93687436
>Elsa only got so many kills because

She's ugly overrated shit and looks the most like a bobble-head. Also, whore makeup.
>>
>>93688765
Anna is by far worse.
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Ana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Moana
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Moana

Kill Elsa

Marry Rapunsel

Ignore Anna
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Elsa
Marry Anna
Kill Rapunzel
Ignore Moana
>>
Fuck Elsa
Marry Ariel
Kill Moana
Ignore Tiana
>>
>>93658370
>Marriage only becomes sexless when there's kids.

This is what Americans actually believe.
>>
>>93678638
Same.
I didn't even realize Anna was one of the options.
The choices pick themselves.
>>
>>93688832
She's a doorstop and completely useless, but at least she won't kill you accidentally or just run away
>>
>>93690558
No, kids mess up your sex life. If anything, it's men who stop wanting sex while women get hornier with age.
>>
>>93692711
>It's men who stop wanting sex
No
>>
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>>93653838
>Zooey Deschannel
Nice. <3
>>
>>93661032
Everytime someone uses the term racemixer I get a craving for delicious brown girls bad.
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>>93646354

Fuck Princess Anna because shes looks like a wild one, and I wanna yank on her brads while doing her from the back.

Kill Queen Elsa because shes an old evil Queen feminist who will FREEZE your dick off if you try fucking her.

Ignore Moana because she fat, brown, bossy, and has no tits.


Marry Rapunzel (with the long blond hair) because shes wild, fun, loves to draw, and sing. I also want to live in, cuddle with, and play with her long soft cosy blond hair.
>>
>>93669285
>omg a boy wants to dance gaaaayyyyyyyyy
>>
Fuck Moana
Marry Anna
Kill Rapunzel
Ignore Elsa
>>
>>93694191
How ugly are you that you self insert as Quasimodo of all characters anon
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>>93694191

Oh, forgot to mention Rapunzel's hair is not only long, soft and wonderful, but it's also magical.

Essentially her hair would also serve as my very own fountain of youth. Every time I start looking a little old or my body starts feeling a little run down her hair would make me young again. As long as I'm with her I would be immortal .
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>>93694268
Not so much ugly as lonely. The reason fans sometimes pair them up in drawings is because both characters know what it's like to be lonely for a very long time.

They are in many ways the same character. The only difference is that one is beautiful, and the other is ugly.
>image very related.
>>
>marry Punzie
>fuck Elsa
>fuck Anna then kill her
>ignore the shit skin.
>>
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>>93646374
>>93647319
>>93648369
>>93649750
>>93652290
>>93654380
>>93654730
>>93655058
>>93658272
>>93669119
>>93689014
>Kill Rapunzel

>Not wanting a qt wife who could make you a rich prince/King, and who could literally give you immortality, and keep death away from you forever.

Enjoy death, faggots.
>>
>>93646354
Elsa
Ana
Moana
Repunzel
>>
>>93661032
>the LE THICCCCC meme
I can't wait for this meme to just die so we can go back to calling "THIIIIC" GIRLS what they were called before this meme was started which is FAT.
>>
>>93665657
Ayy caramba.

But I'd rather stick with Princess Amber once she's bigger and better.
>>
>>93694923
Rapunzel and Anna are just Mary sue characters with no flaws, which in turn makes them boring as shit.
>Keep death away from you forever
The only that'd happen is if she NEVER left your side, which would get annoying really quick and you'd probably just end up getting rid of her
>>
>>93646354
Fuck elsa
Marry Moana, at least she'd be a good wife and constant fuck
Kill Rapunzel literally useless
Ignore Anna, who cares
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Moana
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna
>>
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Marry and Fuck Elsa to create an unholy union.

Kill the rest so I can bathe in their blood to retain my youth.

Ignore any feelings of guilt as my evil empire grows and consumes the earth.
>>
>>93694923
>enjoy death, faggots
I will anon, i will
>>
>>93646530
Best choice
>>
Fuck Anna. Delicious redhead, but I don't think I could deal with her long term.

Marry Moana. The obvious and best choice.

Kill Rapunzel. Nothing personnel, kid. Just haven't watched her movie.

Ignore Elsa. I'm not female or related enough for her, and she'd probably be a cold fish.
>>
>>93694191
wouldn't Quasimodo stop being an ugly fucker if he had a gf with magic cure-all hair?
>>
>>93696268
>Moana
>fat
You do realize that apart from fat and bones the human body can also include MUSCLES, right?
Actual "thicc" is usually pretty muscly- strong ass core and limbs with fat in just the right places.
>>
fuck thor. marry iron man (beta bux) kill hulk
>>
Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Moana
Kill Anna
Ignore Elsa
>>
>>93699497
>Expecting common sense from a 'sticc' fag
If you think this is fat there's something wrong with you
>>
>>93646354
Ignore Moana
Ignore Rapunzel
Marry Anna
Fuck Elsa
Sire an heir
Kill both sisters
Rule the galaxy together as father and son
>>
>>93646354
Considering I'm going to fuck the wife;

Fuck Anna
Marry Elsa
Kill Moana
Ignore Rapunzel
>>
>>93694923
I killed Rapunzel precisely to make you Frozen-hating footfags crawl back into your hidey holes. Tangled was a failure. Get over it.
>>
>>93700339
It was a failure at the box office but it wasn't as bad as Frozen was
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Rapunzel
Marry Moana
Kill Elsa
Ignore Anna
>>
>>93702046
>It was a failure at the box office

...what?
>>
>>93702990
It made $591 million, which isn't bad until you see the budget was $260 million
>>
>>93703021

yes, i know, they were experimenting with techniques so costs doubled.

merch made up for it. girls love punzie.
>>
>>93646410
>Polynesian
>Nigger

Really activates the old almonds
>>
>>93700339
>you Frozen-hating footfags

I don't hate Frozen though. As a movie I probably like it as much as Tangled. I don't like the story, and I think "Let It Go" is modern day bubble gum pop, but I love the character designs. I won a shit load of merch from both films.

>footfags

All four of the Disney princesses in the OP have feet, anon. Get over it.
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>>93646374
patrician taste
>>
>>93659419
this
>>
>>93698161


>Rapunzel and Anna are just Mary sue characters with no flaws
>with no flaws
A princess with a perfect body, and lovable personality,.......and this is a bad thing why?

>which in turn makes them boring as shit.
I don't think Rapunzel is boring, but even if she was I'd be cool with that. I've hung around with a few boring chicks before. They are quite, they follow you around like a cute sidekick pet, and will keep you company while you watch movies. They are also good for cuddling with.

>>93698161
> would get annoying really quick
>you'd probably just end up getting rid of her
Speak for yourself, anon. I'd keep her forever!
>>
>>93698161
>Rapunzel and Anna are just Mary sue

Their character flaw was that they were too naive and optimistic. Anna in particular, while annoying was a deeply flawed character.
>>
Fuck Elsa
Marry Rapunzel
Kill Ana
Ignore Moana because I'm not sure how old she is and wish her no ill will
>>
>>93707916
>Anna fell for the shitty 'Hans was actually a bad guy twist, that means she was a deeply flawed character
Are you serious?
>>
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>>93646374
>>
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>>93707916
>Their character flaw was that they were too naive and optimistic.

I actually view that as a positive quality in a girl. I mean who the hell wants a know it all jaded cunt?
>>
>>93685288
Final results

Moana
>Fuck: 52
>Marry: 28
>Kill: 23
>Ignore: 17
Rapunzel
>Fuck: 23
>Marry: 41
>Kill: 22
>Ignore: 18
Elsa
>fuck: 31
>Marry: 23
>Kill: 38
>ignore: 19
Anna
>fuck: 14
>Marry: 11
>Kill: 27
>ignore: 43
>>
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>>93646374
this is objectively the best response in this thread.

good taste, lad.
>>
>>93646354
Fuck Rapunzel because she's the hottest, but I remember little about her movie.
Marry Anna because of her personality.
Kill Moana because her movie was mediocre except for the soundtrack.
Ignore Elsa like she ignored my wife for years.
>>
>>93694229
The way he dances it seems he is hiding a boner
>>
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>>93646374
5/10 ba8, ma8
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