*giggle*

>>93643371
Were Eva and Wally the best romantic Disney pair?

>>93643371
Fuckable.

>>93643371
Why am I attracted to this machine?

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>>93643371
>tfw I had dreams about kissing and holding hands with Eva

Why can't I have normal waifus like everyone else?

Bitch better stop laughing at me before I turn her into a toaster.

>>93643422

im not fond of hearing about disney with the old pixar movies.

i know they're disny movies now but it's just... eh.

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>>93643422
Pretty much, yeah.

They're gonna have some serious competition once Judy and Nick get official, though.

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>>93643371
>Everyone i fall in love with has no genitals

>>93643371
DONT FUCKING LAUGH AT ME, YOU BITCH!

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>>93643422

>>93643793
The zootopia pair got together through blackmail and guilt trips. It's a pretty dark "romance".

>>93643422
Definitely. It never ceases to amaze me how a romance involving two robots is better than most movie couples today.

>>93643535

>Hyper speed handjob

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>>93643371
What a cutie patuti.

Also this movie was great, a animated kids movie that spends over half it's run time building charter relationship AND personal character arks, with minimal dialog and relies on the art/music direction and character animations to tell the story. Instead of chocking the flow of the movie with exposition dumps.
And to top it of it's romantic comedy (adventure)

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>>93643535

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>>93645267
>it's the faggot who turns childhood characters into edgelords

>>93643371
Eva is mai robot waifu
Xj9 is trash

>>93643793
Judy and Nick are shit tho

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>>93643566
Why can't I have a girlfriend just like everyone else?

>>93645255
>hair
pretty disgusting to be honest famdog

>>93643954
Anything is possible, anon.

>>93649105
it's not for you

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>>93643566
>Wanting weak, fleshy females that will not only not protect you, but will also betray you and take your shit (not to mention the emotional abuse)
>Not wanting strong, metal/plastic/C A R B O N - N A N O T U B E S female that will not only protect you from all earthly evil, but also provide emotional and physical support and will also help you in other regards (like doing taxes, some chores, help you out with your job or find more effective ways to get rid of Chechen rebel scum, for example)

Flesh female weak, Machine female strong.

wanna fuck that robot

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Andrew Stanton finally got back on his feet after the industry-killing failure that was John Carter.

So that means we're getting a sequel, right?

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>>93643371
you guys wanna know how to make the ultimate waifu?

fuse EVE and Haydee together

>>93650994
Haydee's too zaftig for my tastes.

>>93650808
Isn't that supposed to be an alien?

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>>93650994
>Dress up a regular-ass human in a dumb suit
>Call it a robot

Yeah, nah.

>>93650808
I'm almost 100% certain this originates from trash and it's totally terrible in every way.

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>>93644183
Wall-E and EVE got together on the rotting corpse of a destroyed planet by a literal mountain range of garbage. Wall-E's hands were probably looted from one of his brothers.

>>93651039
>Eve+Drossel=???
What will it be, /co/?

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>>93651037
Sort of. Is a robotify version of pic related.

>>93651061
I wouldn't know, I found it in a robot thread on /d/.
Fucking android/fleshits loving shits flooding the threads with their anime-girls-cosplaying-as-"""robots"""".

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>>93651129

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>>93651129
Horrors.

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>>93651039
>dumb suit

ur gay

besides, it looks great on Jenny

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>>93650994
>Haydee
>Robot
Fuck off, fleshit.

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I wouldn't even be here if not for Wall-E. I saw it and was like "What, so 3D movies can actually be good?"

>>93651144
You faggots always complain about the purity of mechanics being polluted with weeb garbage, but you never post something like an assembly line arm getting dicked, or even stuff that goes beyond everyday physical sex. Contrarians and spergs, the lot of you.

fuck, i thought i had saved the follow-up image of >>93651223 where sheldon makes the suit for her. It's not on herny's tumblr, can someone help me out? ;__;

>>93651330
Just do the Kirby test.

As in, if it's less developed than Kirby, it's an inanimate object. And if it's not a variation of a borb, it's just a boring human.

>>93651330
>an assembly line arm getting dicked
Because every time there is a drawfag in those threads they always do either thicc shit or weeb shit, rarely they will do anything that is a mechanical robot or other robotic/mechanical things.

Also, nigga, I would do and post that and more if I had a tablet.

>>93643371
i wabna f00k da robutt xd

>>93650994
>>93651039

Isn't haydee a human woman who has had her head and arms chopped off and replaced with cybernetics

>>93650922
Why would we want that? Sequals ruin everything

>perfect white master race
>gets corrupted by dumb trashman

>>93652338
This. It happened with Toy Story, Finding Nemo and Spy Kids.

>>93652473
apparently mulan had a equal that was so bad that nobody talks about it

>>93652499
Mulan had a sequel?

>>93643715
Anon Wall E was 2008.

>>93651247
How old were you at the time?

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>>93652534
>2008 was 9 years ago
WE'RE COMIN' DOWN, TO THE GROUND!

Best Scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPW3mvAN0Rc

>>93652972
>not https://youtu.be/P9kJShlF7z0

>pizza plants
kek

>>93652972
>>93653087
Alright, which one of y'all niggas put a bowl of chopped onions near me?

>>93650808
I'm just reading this in a loud, booming voice and its hilarious.

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>>93643371
...fuck i love robots that feel love.

>>93652043
>head and arms chopped off and replaced with cybernetics
>head
So basically it's a robot piloting a corpse

>>93643731
>Chad-E

>>93643371
Now I have an urge to watch this again.

>>93653583
Cyborg necrophilia?

>>93653583
Pretty much yeah.

[Spoiler]that is my fetish[/spoiler]

Does EVE have a robot vagoo?

>>93652972
>Not the part where they're in the garbage and EVE decides her directive isn't the plant

I can't find it on youtube, just the inferior deleted version where the roles are flipped, taking away 99.9% of the impact.

>>93653583
Like SOMA but nowhere near as far up its ass as that one.

>>93655122
What is the story exactly? I tried playing it but I realized that having an ass shoved in my face for the entire game was not worth having to play what's essentially, mechanically at least, a cinematic platformer. That genre died for a reason.

>>93643371
lewd

reminder that the entire movie was about eva exploring fertility

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>>93643793
>interspecies

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>>93651367
Mister Man drew it, not Herny. He doesn't have a gallery.

WARNING

Isn't it one of the top 3 highest rated animated movies of all time on RT? Funny how we never talk about it.

>>93653087

>yfw they showed the lighter so prominently because it was about to play a major role in the movie later which was changed at pretty much the last second.

The change was good

DISCUSS WALL-E DAMMIT

Why they argue for which robot is better

>>93643793

i doubt they'd go that far with this "Diversity" wankery.
Surprised people still remember that movie, it was 6/10 at best.

>>93656382
you beautiful soul, though i am five hours late, i thank thee

>>93643954
There's a gender for that

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>>93655190
The story is a robot and a woman try to preserve humanity, robot bubblewraps everyone in black goo which retards them because robot doesn't have the brain to figure out that nobody wants to be a vegetable that lives forever.

The thot meanwhile downloads everyone else to usb drives and plans to shoot them into space in a computer but because she used Ctrl+c instead of Ctrl+x she caused a huge fucking existential crisis and ends up dying.

Main character is a downloaded person but he's put into a robot body so he can assist the download of the lady with shooting the computer into space. He is also subjected to the ctrl+c > ctrl+x treatment and it doesn't end well when there's several hims running around the station, final him is stuck in the ocean with a fish and one more him is having the time of its life in space.

>>93652473
But Toy Story sequels are good even the third one

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>>93652338

thre are sequels that expand the world,these are great.

like Shrek 2

>Wall-e sequel.

dont you fucking dare though, Finding Dory was already retarded.

>>93660834
>thre are sequels

>>93662690
*there are sequels that are great

and they improve over the original, yes. Pixar sequels are rehashed or standard "comedy relief the movie" , though Monsters University had a decent lesson: if you have no skill or talent, be a teacher!

>>93652520
Lesson number one!

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REMOVE ROBOT

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>>93663132
BEGONE FLESHY

>>93643371
Her voice actress is cute

>>93662787
Mike had a shit ton of skill though. That's how he could compete and be on even footing with an 8 foot tall bear lion, despite being a 2 foot tall sphere on toothpick legs, for the majority of the movie.

>>93664740

i was joking. but yah, he was pure skill, but had one major handicap: he wasn't scary.

>>93660834
>Spend the first third of the movie rehashing the original with almost no variance whatsoever
>Use the other 2/3rds to tell a guideless bullshit story that is completely and utterly forgettable
>End it on a bunch of tonally dissonant insanity that belongs in a completely different movie

Why the fuck did anybody anywhere like this movie? I mean they did the obligatory manipulative emotional suckerpunch scene fairly well, where she finds her parents again, but everything else was trash.

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>>93664815

I can bet my kidney, it was order from Disney.
merchandise with that blue fish is still everywhere.

>>93664800
But Mike not being scary didn't mean Jackshit 10 years down the line when it's revealed that Laughs produce more energy than Screams

Now he works as the Top Highest Comedian in Monster's Inc.

Mike truly Won after all

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>>93666358
when you put it like that, it kinda botches the entire lesson.

>>93653283
> I am reading this on a really fucking funny voice
holy shit, literally this

>>93664887
>it was order from Disney

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There isn't enough lewd of that glorious sentient tenga egg

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>>93669577

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>>93669577
Anon don't stop

>>93662787
Toy 2 and 3 are the go to examples of great sequels that build and expand off of the original and aren't just comedy. They're even increasingly more melancholy and dramatic than the previous ones too.

I doubt 4 will continue that trend, though.

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>>93652972
Not the part where Wall-E gets a hard reboot, but still won't let go of Eve's hand?

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>>93643475
>>93643566
>>93643954
>>93650808
You know, while reading this, the next song in my current playlist I'm listening to happened to be Sad But True by Metallica.
Do not let the dream overcome you, guys.

>>93670153
>Ever listening to Metallica after the '80s

>>93650808
Mhmm those THICC Cybernetic Alien thighs.

>>93669057
What the fuck?

>>93669686

>each one was more and more depressing

ftfy

also TS3 was retelling of TS2.

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Next year in June 2018, they need to re-release Wall-E in 3-D in theaters for its 10th anniversary. I've always wanted to see it in 3-D.

>>93664815
Al Bundy

Fucking fantastic action sequences, like holy shit I can't think of any other CGI movie that even comes close

Lots of variety in environment, whereas Finding Nemo only really had two locations

Dory's memory loss is surprisingly harrowing and her reunion with her parents surprisingly emotional. I'm saying surprising a lot because I went into this movie not giving a fraction of a shit about Dory.

qt whale

Andrew Stanton is just a masterful director. I'm sure that in any other hands, finding dory would've been the kind of lazy cash-in everyone expected it to be. Instead it surpasses the original in every single way and is pixar's best movie since Wall-E, or at least Toy Story 3. Not a whole lot of competition on that end, but hey.

>>93673634

i rewatched some of their movies yesterday, they were still gorgeous.

except for humans, the textures on humans look so off now.

>>93673634
3=D

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Humanity had created a whole pod of EVE robots. Why would you need to go back to earth when you have EVE robots?

>>93669057
>>93672848
Better version

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/450999

>>93643535
Holding hands: Attainable

>>93673784
because eve is special

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>>93670993
>listening instead to modern stuff instead

>remember years ago that this movie inspired some anon to make a self-insert porn thing
>never saved it

It's gotta be like a ten year old screen cap or something. It's all coming back to me.

>>93675394
With EVE and not Wall-E, right?

>>93676522
>not wanting to fuck a cute trash bot
Shit taste

>>93643371

I want to lick that robot

>>93676537
I mean, do you clean it first?

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what if we introduced NTR[/spoier]

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>>93643371
I went to California adventure with my family last week and during their big lights show I sort of got ready eyed and choked up when the Wall E part started playing. I sort of got separated from the group because of how much people were walking around and decided to just watch it alone. while I was watching the realization of how alone I am sunk in

>>93676837
>[/spoier]

>>93660012
I actually enjoyed the game up until the ending. What a disappointing piece of shit.

>>93652043
nah son, it's synth flesh.
that's why she's so jiggly and bouncy