Straight men love phallic penis

I don't care, what the fuck is a phallic penis and how is it different from a regular penis?

>>93640534
>I don't care, what the fuck is a phallic penis and how is it different from a regular penis?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_woman

>>93640493
This is the most stupidly parsed question but its the latter. The artist fancies he understands the intricacies of sexuality and gender politics, but his obliviousness is fairly obvious when he attempts to tackle these issues as he did with the indicated comic.

>>93640493
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
IT'S TRUUUE
WHEN I SAW YOUR DICK
IT LOOKED REALLY THICK
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
BECAUSE I'LL NEVER FIT ROUND YOU

It's a result of a transexual being unable to cope with the fact that most men (not all men, but most men) would be unwilling to sleep with him/her because he/she has a penis or traces of one. No amount of tolerance, acceptance, diversity or what have you can change this fact because we can't change what our dick wants or doesn't want. So he/she and others like him/her make comics such as this in an attemt to make it seem normal, a touching moment of acceptance, when in reality it would be disrespectful to expect the guy to simply be cool with his partner having a penis as it is ironically disrespectful to his own sexual orientation.

>>93640493
Suck my cock you entitled bigot

>>93640601
but she doesn't symbolically have a penis. she has a penis.

>tfw you will never find a girl who also loves her penis and wants to keep it but is also passable enough to bring home for christmas

>>93640493
What i dont get is if that face of pure horror and regret was intentional or not

>>93640493
Imagine being this guy though who is preparing himself for vaginal sex. There are actually a lot of men who don't like fucking a girl's butt, as fucking gay as that fucking sounds.

But imagine him seeing a penis where a vagina should be and trying to work through the fact that he's not going to get any pussy.

Marten doesn't like penis. You can tell on the sharing of her panties she doesn't have one anymore. It's just a regular looking vagina he sees while she's aware of every cm of her own vagina thinking she doesn't pass

>>93640493
>4chan loves traps but hates this
someone explain this shit

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>>93640493
Here's your quick rundown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LfqTB7xbeQ

This just goes to show how mentally ill, or at least out of touch with reality most trannies are. To think a straight man would or should be okay having sex with another man, just because that other man puts on a wig and calls himself a woman.

>>93641084
Because the artist is a hack.
Being a hack > real problem

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>>93641084
Traps are very feminine boys who could outwardly pass for girls. They are not transsexuals.
Futanari are women with inexplicable functioning magic dicks, in addition to their functioning vagina. They are not transsexuals.
Transsexual women are men who have (hopefully, if they're claiming this title) undergone extensive medical treatment to "transition" to becoming a "woman," but even if the end result is passing, no amount of hormone therapy and cosmetic surgery will result in an actual woman, even if they fully sex-change and replace their penis with an imitation vagina.

For some transsexual women who have not undergone a sex change, the aversion of straight men to their penis is especially upsetting because it is a total and fundamental rejection of their transition and the ultimate reminder that they will never be a true woman.
This has led to the new idea being pushed by some "progressives" that straight men not liking dick is "transphobic," and that they can and should recondition their sexual preferences to accept transwomen with dicks as women.
Because it's the current year and conversion therapy is okay when it's in service of social justice, apparently.

>>93640901
lol I'd just stare at it for a good minute in disbelief then look up and be like "wait what..." and then the rage would come out and I'd end up beating the shit out of the mf lmao trans chicks pls don't ever attempt ops picture it's not a safe world

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>>93640493

>>93641465
hearty kek

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>it's a 4chan hates on trannies especially loudly to compensate for their repressed homolust thread

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>>93641521
>repressed
Where do you think we are, my dude?

I'm a bifag who likes good-looking boobs and good-looking dicks, that doesn't mean I can't find the combination of both of them on one body unnatural. Especially when the rest of the body they're attached to is some similar mishmash of fuckery, stubble and lipstick, long hair and an Adam's apple.
Nobody is entitled to think anyone else looks good no matter how hard they think they're trying, and they're definitely not entitled to sex.

>>93640493
So... What the deal is she female or is he a male? Please explain.

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What did he mean by this???

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It's not gay if it's a feminine penis.

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>>93641465
>it actually fits the music quite well

>>93640493
>"before we go any further..."
>gets naked

True woman

Isn't the artist fucking nuts? Like hasn't he stabbed himself in the hand like three times already?

>>93640901
Except that he already knew she was trans.

>>93640601
That's not the term I wanted clarification on though.

>>93641691
>I'm a bifag
bi don't exist nice try

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>>93641465
That picture is better than the last 5 years of QC combined.

>>93640602

>his obliviousness is fairly obvious when he attempts to tackle these issues as he did with the indicated comic

This reads like a chainsaw being shoved into my eyes

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>>93642452
>want to fuck/be fucked by cute girls
>want to fuck/be fucked by cute boys
So what do you call that?

>>93641899
Jeph subtly coding that he's lying.

>>93640854
Good thing you've come to that realization, because such a person does not exist.

>>93640493
The thing I hate most about this is the fucking background. The way it's set up makes it seem like his room is the size of a slightly large closet.

The fact that he bothered with the tiny line under his eyes only present in the last panel says something about it. Did Jaques wanted to make a statement about Marten without making it explicit?

That shit is no accident

>>93642838
Knowing Jacques he might actually think that's what people look like when they look at someone else lovingly

>>93642852
his relationships don't sound healthy

>>93642914
*stabs hand*

>>93641969
That's just plain pedo, pedobearanon

>>93640493
I'd rather fuck a guy than a herm

>>93640648
>we can't change what our dick wants or doesn't want
Said the dipshit who has been on 4chan for an entire week. I'll give you that maybe WE can't change our preferences forcibly, but thinking that they don't change at all or can't be overcome by emotion is just simply fucking asinine.

>>93642546
Indecisive?

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>>93641085
Sorry, pal, I don't watch reactionary YouTube shit. I actually graduated from college, unlike the most of those dregs.

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>>93643343
You can't choose what your dick likes.
Even if you could, why does it need to be exclusively one or the other?

>>93643120
If I have a girlfriend and at the last moment she whips out a dick I will feel betrayed and disrespected
I didn't want to fuck an asshole with a dick at the front
I wanted to have a meaningful relationship with a woman, not a half-assed corny fucking liar trying to drag me into his/her bullshit

>>93641084
Fags on 4chan like traps
This comic states that dating a transexual is not gay and you can overcome the fact they have a dick without ever having told you

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WTF is with all the trap threads lately? Every board's now clogged with this degeneracy. Even worse is the denial. If you are a guy and enjoy traps you are not straight.

>>93643537
>If I have a girlfriend and at the last moment she whips out a dick I will feel betrayed and disrespected
If you have a girlfriend and you couldn't figure out she had a penis before she took off her clothes, you have bigger issues, such as not knowing what third-base is.

>I wanted to have a meaningful relationship with a woman
No you didn't. You wanted a socially-acceptable fucksleeve.

>>93643379
That statement actually takes into question what kind of close minded collage you went to. but he.

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>>93643612
>No you didn't. You wanted a socially-acceptable fucksleeve.
Ow the edge

>>93643612
Pussy feels better than ass. The embrace of a woman feels far more enjoyable than a man. Stay mad

>>93643588
I downloaded some Bailey Jay vids last night out of curiosity what BJ looked like now. Was a video of BJ fapping and coaxing the viewer on. It did nothing for me, because while BJ looks pretty passable, there was a dick there. Every time it zoomed in on his dick or asshole was a turn off. Found some proper porn to jerk off to later.

>>93640648
this

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>>93643624
I can understand their points, but I'm not subjecting myself to the torture of listening to some 20-something right-winger whine about some trans person. Really, in general I find the whole "DEBATE ME" attitude right-wing people have to be tedious, as none of them respect debating and very few have any points worth debating at all.

>>93641084
Just because 4chan likes to fap but it also hates tumblr. What part are you missing here

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>>93643379
>>93643746
>shoe on head
>reactionary
>right-winger
Are you a literal communist or something?
You could just call her a dumb thot and not make yourself look even dumber than she is.

>the whole "DEBATE ME" attitude
Where is this coming from, that's just a stupid "laugh at stupid people saying stupid shit" video

>>93643612
I'm sorry to hear that you're too sexually inadequate to appreciate anything but "I can't believe he's not a man" sex

>>93643379
>heh sorry pal, I don't listen to well reasoned counter points. Guess youll just have to eat shit

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>>93643829
She sure seems to hang out with right-wingers and post right-wing shit a lot. Or are you going to pretend she's a classical liberal or whatever the hell right-wingers who are ashamed of being called right-wing are calling themselves these days?

>Where is this coming from, that's just a stupid "laugh at stupid people saying stupid shit" video
It's more from your dumbass trying to imply that I am "close-minded" for not watching a mental retard whine about trans people.

>>93643896
>those guys are not liberal enough so they're not liberal
Anon you're reaching the fucking tumblr line

>>93641521
only fags do that, real men since ancient times have known that if it's cute you fuck it.

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>>93643938
Nah, they're definitely right-wing neoliberals. They're better than degenerates like Sargon but at the end of the day, they're about as shitty as any Republican or Democrat.

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>>93643958
This
There is literally nothing gay about fucking a cute boy until they beg to be your woman.

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>>93643896
>N-NO IM NOT CLOSED MINDED
>I JUST DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING THAT GOES AGAINST MY WORLDVIEW
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE NOT RIGHT OR LEFT
>THE WORLD IS ONLY BLACK AND WHITE FUCK OFF

What a walking parody, this guy

>>93644042
You're right. I'm not close minded either but I'm not interested in something I already debunked in my head thousands of times. I find my own opinion and stick to it but I say I'm still more generally open minded and open to learning than other people WHILE having my own opinions about things. And I'm not even that anon. Transgenders are annoying as fuck

>>93643974
Most men are gay or suspect on that I thought everyone knew that. That's why most men are undesirable as partners ,as they're sex obsessed faggots

>>93644031
Exactly, atleast admit you're a bit homo instead of blabbering about "feminine penis" and having a spergfit while rambling about gender =/= sex when being corrected about the fact there's no such thing as a "feminine penis"

>>93643652
>I don't know what my buzzwords actually mean

>>93643684
Sez you.

>>93643857
I'm sorry to hear you don't get far enough in your relationships to feel someone up before having sex with them, but I applaud you for having enough money to spend on prostitutes.

I honestly don't think anyone should take advice about anything from anyone on this website.

>>93644177
We're probably two years away from this post being a legally-required disclaimer on the top of the website and every board, similar to how coffee cups have to have "contents may be hot" emblazoned on the lid.

I weep for my species.

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>>93644112
WTF are you talking about. Penis + Penis does not Equal Straight. You can rationalist it all you want but if you are attracted to a person with a penis and you have one as well you are not straight. I'm not saying that is a problem but stop lying to yourselves.

>>93644215
Did you intentionally miss the
>a bit homo
part or you're just in dire need of new specs?

>>93644121
>I'm sorry to hear you don't get far enough in your relationships to feel someone up before having sex with them, but I applaud you for having enough money to spend on prostitutes.
Oh great, we've found the elusive "no sex until marriage" yet also "SHITLOOOORD STOP OPPRESSING ME!!" unicorn.

>>93644304
Sorry, >>93644215 was meant for >>93643958

>>93643497
Because if you like women too, he'd have less power over you.

>>93640886
It's the artistic equivalent of a Freudian slip.

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>>93644070
>I'm not close minded either but I'm not interested in something I already debunked in my head
>debunked in my head
>debunked
>in my head

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>you're

>>93643746
>Really, in general I find the whole "DEBATE ME" attitude right-wing people have to be tedious
In my experience the left won't actually want to debate and will try to shut it down if you try, while the right will want to "debate" but won't actually listen and the whole thing is just to have another venue to yell their points. This is why we need radical centrism.

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>>93644215
The modern sexuality binary is a social construct designed to repress the social independence of both men and women, enforcing subservience to the state through the erasure of the alpha male.

The true and natural sexual binary is simple dominance and submission.
The apex of masculine sexuality is to dominate another in all aspects, to make love to them and make them love you, to win control of their body and their heart.
The nature of the feminine, both women and weaker, inferior men is to submit to them, to be taken and pleasured, to achieve satisfaction and happiness in your devotion to a powerful masculine figure, who can provide for you and inspire you.

I went to college for this.

>>93643612
Whats so hard about "I like vagina" to understand?

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>>93642790

>>93644481
So, you like transmen, right?

>>93644517
More than transwomen

>>93644517
An inside-out penis is not a vagina.

>>93644517
>>93644558

>>93644558
What does that have to do with people born with vaginas?

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>>93644581
I probably would have a hard time getting over the sexist efforts of trying to act like a "guy". But if they arent on hormone treatments and didnt have any reassignment surgery then physically theyre like any other women which I may or may not find attractive.

Stop playing fast and loose with termonology to get different results out of life.

>>93644476
Great waste of money, kiddo

I like it when a woman sits on my face, so that makes me gay? Gtfo with your crackpot theory on sexuality

>>93644476
Whatever helpes you sleep at nigh . All i know is that I exclusively like Vag. I don't mind if a woman is dominant or submissive as long as she's got a vag ergo I am straight. If I listed the same qualities but I stated I wouldn't mind a dick on said 'girl' I would therefore not be straight.

Gay guys always messaged me first when I posted sex ads on craigslist. Even when I post in the straight section and say women only. They offer money for them to suck me off. With so many gay guys there I don't know why they look in the straight section or especially are willing to pay. There's something not right about homos. I don't understand their obsession with trying to fuck heterosexual men or saying heterosexual men are actually gay like the homos in this thread are saying.

>>93644933
Same reason a straight guy might want to fuck a lesbian. For the conquest.

>>93643379
you can say alot of shit on 4chinz cant ya?

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I don't get it. What does this have to do with sexuality?

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>>93644684
whyboner

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>>93643896
/co/mblr walks among us

>itt some anons feel the need to reassert their heterosexuality after they watched some trap video on /gif/ and felt attraction to a trap until they saw the penis, while other anons just continue fapping and don't give a fuck

>>93644212
>>93644177

you can trust /g/ and /fit/

>>93640493
So the gays from /b/ are infecting /co/ now? I am done with 4chan. Smell you later

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>>93646642
This is a 10/10 post

>>93641969
No, it's still gay

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>>93643612
No he wanted someone who trusts him enough to tell him about the dick before they're in the middle of the act.
I don't really care if they have a dick or a vag, but I'd be pretty pissed if they didn't tell me about it.

>>93644933
>thread is about women
>talking about gay guys during your slut adventures in ratchet Craigslist style

I don't think you know what trans means. This is /co/, no one here has hookups, gay or straight. They just fap to anything remotely waifu regardless if they aren't legal or not to do so in a real life setting or how super fucking uncute. Should I also judge humanity because of strawman arguments based on the actions of the tiny minority that is called 4chan too?

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Questionable behavior

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>>93641691

>>93645489
That's how it starts
Next you'll start saying Bugs in drag is hot

>>93644506

This made me laugh.

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>>93647676

>>93646983
Who is that one girl?

>>93643612
Fine then you fucking cunt
I'm sexually attracted to vagina's AND feminimity
That isn't such a fucking hard thing to assimilate to
I do not want to fuck a man's asshole no matter how much of a 'girl' they fucking are
I don't fucking care how much you justify fucking a tranny
I prefer the embrace of a real woman with a goddamn vagina you fucking faggot
Fuck you

>>93645484
The redhead is a transsexual

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>>93647562
Something on your mind anon?

>>93640493
Mentally ill people have mentally ill ideologies.

>>93644708
>I like it when a woman sits on my face, so that makes me gay?
No. It makes you submissive. If you think submissive=gay, blame your parents. Or society.

>>93644215
Theyre deeply closeted fags anon that can't accept their own sexuality, you can't expect them to listen to reason

>>93643588
I bet you don't even know who moot is, such is the state of your newfaggotry.

Wasn't it established that Marten grew up surrounded by crossdressers, and also his ex-girlfriend wondered if he had interests in that direction?

>>93649358
>feminimity

>>93641899

Marten is tired after spending all night looking after Faye, who got so smashed he had to take her to the ER.

But since Jeph only bothered to draw the bags under his eyes in the close up you got this disaster.

>>93645603
What video?

>>93644416
Militant neutrality?
I like it!

"Tell my wife I said hello."

It's about pandering to the abundance of SJWs in the webcomic scene to make phat patreon stacks

>>93640493

It was intentionally funny because of the last panel. The bags around his eyes coupled with his "You're beautiful" remark all look awkward and weird.

It also doesn't help that the previous few panels had the guy dealing with his roommates alcohol poisoning. For the mood to go from outright concern to pity sex also makes this series of strips very very stupid.

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Nobody posted the new comic?

Okay.

>>93644506
Literally laughed out loud.

>>93640886
It's the way the entire iris is showing. A relaxed eye will have the upper eyelid very slightly obscure the top of the iris. Humans are naturally very sensitive to eye and facial expressions so the tiny details like this matter a lot for how an expression comes across

>>93655031
>pusheen
fucking autist stay away from my cat reeee

>>93643829
Kill yourself, retard.

>>93640799

>She
>Penis

pick one.

>>93642546
A fetish. You'll grow out of it when you settle flr your fishflaps. You fucking breeders can't help yourselves. Fuck you. BI DOES BIT EXIST.

>>93643746
Go back to /tumblr/ retard. You have no place here. Your trash leftwing side is even worse than what you describe. Fat hambeasts and their manlet beta lackeys(aka YOU) sitting in their hugbix deciding what is SJW enough or not. Something hasn't got two gays and at least onr black chick? REEEEE RACIST SHOW REEEE. No debate possible. Nothing.

So please, end your own life.

>>93644070
>I'm not interested in something I already debunked in my head thousands of times. I find my own opinion and stick to it but I say I'm still more generally open minded and open to learning than other people WHILE having my own opinions about things.

This is the dumbest thing I've read today. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too asshole.

>>93644476
You know its possible that people still don't generally go both ways with sex even if they like dominance of sumbordinance. Generally straight women are not going to like a woman even if she's very dominating or a guy if he's very subordinant. The problem is that while you have a point inthat subserviance and dominance being a factor, sexual prefernece is still a thing and people do actually take that into account when finding someone they find attractive. It's possible for both kinds of tastes in people to exist at the same time.

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>>93644070
> I already debunked in my head thousands of times
>Debunked it in my head
>in my head
holy shit dude that's the kind of logic I expect out of something like tails got trolled to be seen as unironically right, not in real life. That's the kinda shit you hear people like flat earthers and Spirit Science people would say.

>>93644506
lel

>>93641376
Marco's hands look really fucking weird.

>>93655971
What are you even saying.

>>93640493

Honestly it just seems kind of rude.

Like, sure, this is a certain way someone could react to that situation, but it's pretty fucking awful to go that far with a guy and only tell him you're a man right before sex, you're basically just forcing them into a corner and guilt tripping them.

>>93656269

Marten knew, he'd just never seen Claire naked until then.

>>93643120
I love my fiance more than anything in this world, but even I quite easily said no when she suggested she try out a strapon on my virgin bunghole.

>>93643537
>If I have a girlfriend and at the last moment she whips out a dick I will feel betrayed and disrespected
To be fair to QC, I'm fairly certain Martin already knew Claire was trans before dating her so that point is moot.

>>93644517
I like a combination of the female form and female genitals. Both things must be present, not one or the other.

>>93649754

He's not wrong, though.

aren't most men gay from birth? or do they all just act like huge faggots on purpose?

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>>93655971
>>93656205
Nigga too dumb to type, also if you think bi doesn't exist you're an idiot

>>93657295
>or do they all just act like huge faggots on purpose?
yes

All I know is that I like my women like I like my beef. 100%, with no added hormones.

Threadly reminder that marten was fucked as a child by his repressed gay father and that's why he now loves cock.

This whole comic would have played a lot better if Marten didn't look so beaten down and weary in the last panel. The expression on his face just reads as "how did I come to this??"

>>93659454
>Sage is not a downvote