ITT: /co/ in 1776

>>93636890
John Bull Pictographic Universe when?

I doubted how u fuckers would make this thread last but then again this is 4chan

>>93636912
Redcoats leave. Our American illustrations are much better than your British shite.

Someone ought to OPEN UP A WINDOW!

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>>93636890

>>93636985
Prepare the Confiture of Theobroma!

mods are asleep, post ankles

Slave tv show when?

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At least this picture's on-topic.

VOTE YES

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>>93637083

>>93637483
MODS

>>93637158
K I N O
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>>93637483
Oh my, yes!

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>>93636890
I wish to have relations with this snake.

Did something important happen today?

>>93637702
i woke up, went to job, ate dinner and i am here.

not really.

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>>93637483

>>93636966
Sit down, John.

Why don't we just exploit peasants instead of using slaves? That's so retro.

>>93637639
Are you mad?

How the fuck am I typing when typewriters haven't even been invented yet? Fuck, even toilet paper hasn't been invented yet.

>>93637483
Oh boy, an ankle! So lewd! I haven't felt so hard since at church when the priest's wife fell and both of her ankles were showing!

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>>93638207

>>93637639
No step snek

>>93637928
Slavery is a sin against god. Believe you me, give it about another 100 years and I garuantee it will be abolished. Take an etching of this post, trust me.

>>93637639
>relations with the devil
Art thou looking to get burned, faggit?

>>93636890
Looking for someone to storytime the "Poor Richards Almanac"

Heard it has a god-tier message

>>93636937
you're one year off, amerifriend. Brits were still in control in 1776

>>93638659
Are you calling me a bundle of sticks, monsieur?

Why yes sir I do declare sir that the (((((((natives))))))) should leave this here public forum at once.

>>93638701
I recommend ye read Common Sense by Thomas Paine

>>93636937
You are British you idiot

>>93637483
Is that an ankle!?
ALERT THE CONSTABLES

>>93638566
Will the blacks have any rights though? I estimate that they'll have full rights by 1971, if humans do live that long.

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>>93638732
All witches burn the same.

>monseiur
Frog.

Looking for someone to storytime Franklin's Unite or Die series.

O, this cursed Ograbme

>>93638804
I heard there was some invisible hand thing.
Can that scratch my back?

>>93636890

>tfw no Indian waifu

I can't wait until comics and cartoons are invented

>>93638160
Wash you ass like a Moor, you fool.

>>93637483
>wicked drawings of furred creatures

Moderators! Remove this Catholic filth at once!

>>93637904
YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER

>>93639842
indian-indian or new-indian?

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>>93636890

>>93638160
>1776
>not using Franklin's Stovetop.
>Not using Franklin's Spectacles
>Not using Franklin's method of Hooking both up to a kite and lightening rod.
Imagine being this ignorant.

This comic doth mocketh thine country's savior, Thomas Jefferson.

This is sending us headfirst into a political abyss!

>>93640519
Forsoothe! John Hancock looks like THAT?

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>>93640572
Forgotteth mine image

Now I've no homosexual inclinations, but we all agree that General Washington is a top tier husbando.

>>93639842
Go back to France, you filthy degenerate

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Gillray does it again? Doth he be, Dare I to say, /ourfellow/?

>>93640605
I am agree with this good gentleman, Washington is top tier

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>>93639842
>Consorting with savages

>>93638899
>Blacks having rights
I doubt it good sir once freed from the shackles they'll migrate back to their homeland right

>>93640450

For God sakes John, sit down!

>>93640646
>>93640714

>Muh colony fags

You might have won the war but I get a brown goddess to myself every night after a long day of beaver hunting

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Does this collection of esteemed gentlemen, know anything about this Captain America?

Benedict Arnold did nothing wrong

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>>93637483
Furries. Humbug!

All for Silas! All for Silas!

Tell me good show about serfs.
(P.S.: I am from Russia, so serfs instead of slaves)

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>thoust anons parading present comics and cartoons around as if they were finely crafted like comics and cartoons of olde

truly /co/vmblr doth strike again and so strongly

>>93640816

Russia, eh? You seem like some alright gents. I bet we'll get along real well.

THE TEA PARTY WAS AN INSIDE JOB

>>93640519
What is that flag behind him? I don't recognize it.

>>93640766
I am utterly confounded as to the Marvel printing press thinking it a grand idea to make our good fellow Rogers into a Hessianazi.

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Is pic related /ourguy/?

>>93640852

Isn't that Ross chick down the street making something like that?

>>93640765
>goddess

You wicked person, there is but one God on this greene Earth, and he is fair of skin and male in physique. Take your pagan nonsense back to /pol/

>>93640852
Betsy Ross, she's a pure waifu anon.

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>>93636890
Thank ye France for sending such a based military officer to our United Colonies.

I 'ear he has knightly blue blood running in his red hot veins.

This whole "Constitution" thing sounds dandy and all that, Yet I still worry the future dangers of a free press and open assembly. Such a gathering of bodies in one area to discuss writings and art might lead to pungent stenches, lewd behavior, and dressing in tacky clothing while asking for autographs of only slightly famous people!

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>>93639842
Pale indians are the result of lost welshmen and their colony

>>93638826
Have I got some bad news for you.

>>93641788
The text is a shoop right?

>>93641719
Eh you worry too much good sir I sincerely doubt that would ever happen

>>93641788
Why are there Orientals dressed as Indians?
Either way, my rock is standing. I wish that one on the left would hit on me.

>>93642041
>not recognizing Hitomi Tanaka
How's your first day on the internet, anon?

>>93642073
read that last part of the last sentence again, dear fellow

>>93642150
clever

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I know raids are against the rules, but fuck it.

Who else saw this comic and decided to join the Sons Of Liberty and fuck over the damn lobsterbacks?

We had some epic lulz with that tea party. Where should we raid next?

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Don't tell me to go back to /a/. It's not my fault that Japan has better waifus.

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>>93642499
Though I wish shit wasn't all pixelated over there.

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>>93641628
first you betray your rightful fatherland now you bow to the dastardly frog?
your entire insidious colony will be punished austerely when we crush your forces and take it back.
i bet not a single regiment in your army has hats taller than 7 inches, the barbaric swine

>>93642420
Fools, the lot of you! This will only stir unrest, perhaps even cause another incident similar to King Street.
If you were anything other than a dimwit, I daresay you would pursue a course that doesn't lead to ruin.

no black superheroes in comics it would be best time

>>93637483
CONSTABULARY

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Alright ladf, New England Primer ftorytime.
You all need to be educated. This godforfaken land seemf to be going mad, ye've all loft your connection with GOD.

>Me go rockstop
>Only used pebbles and stones, nothing for boulderstation

UNGA

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Repeat thefe three timef a day and ye fhall have a full command of language.

>>93638732
hes implying that burning is for cigarettes

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For the inquifitive childe.

>>93638710
Actually British friend you're retarded, Declaration of Independence was 1776

>>93640883
Then I say if she hast bewitched her chickens in thy making of flags she shall be crushed.

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>>93640558
>implying Franklin did this and Franklin did that and Franklin did some other damn thing.
>implying Franklin smote the ground and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse.
>implying Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them - Franklin, Washington, and the horse - conducted the entire revolution by themselves.

>>93640766
Why is the bad guy marked with a Hindu symbol for good luck and purity?

>>93643950
>miraculous lightning rod
>not a tool of the devil

Mark my words, this electricity shall lead to naught but sloth, gluttony and all manners of evil.

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The Body of B. Franklin Printer; Like the Cover of an old Book, Its Contents torn out, And stript of its Lettering and Gilding, Lies here, Food for Worms. But the Work shall not be wholly lost: For it will, as he believ'd, appear once more, In a new & more perfect Edition, Corrected and Amended By the Author.

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>>93644034
>sloth, gluttony and all manners of evil

>>93644102
Heretic.

>>93643756
>>93643769
>>93643777
>>93643801
>>93643806
>Repeat thefe three timef a day and ye fhall have a full command of language.
>implicating that we could ever find time in our bufy fhedules to perform fuch exercifes
What a foolifh crock of fhit.

So the Quartering Act is over, right? Because I think some Redcoats are performing cuckoldry upon my spouse.

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>Get swindled by a bunch of Freemasons and bankers into starting a country based on Francis Bacon's gay Utopian fanfiction
>"""""Independence"""""

Nice going, colonials.

Excuse me, good gentlemen, but what are your views on Stephan of the Universe? I dare say tis a dandy good time and deeper than the average newspaper illustration.
and Pearl is but a fair lady worthy of wedding

>>93646985
I do agree, my dear boy.

>>93646985
Phooey to your pseudo-Eastern swill! Stephan of the Universe is nothing but hot air.

>>93646985
I agree, dear lad. I do enjoy the company of Lady Blue Diamond myself. There is beauty in melancholy, is there not?

>>93646645
>implying 'gay' is an insult in 1776

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>>93646985
That programme is foul and pagan. The proper punishment for viewing such filth escapes me, however, as reason would dictate enthusiasts of Stephan of the Universe would *enjoy* a stoning...

>>93648021
It is now, you sodomite!

>>93640592
That cockade doth look quite stylish. We should really use that some day.

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>>93646985
>Not wishing to wed lady Garnet instead
I must say that you have garbage taste, sir.

>>93640879

I feel bad for him, the colonials screwed him over and over again.

>>93641719
I know not of how your constitutions ails you sir, but I believe a well made confederation is of the most paramount concern to our colonies.

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>yfw King George imposes the new cartoon tax

>>93637483
MODERATION FACILITY, WHERE THOU AT THIS HOUR!? CALL SCOTLAND MOOT!

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>>93637483
Not posting best girl

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BEHOLD that which dwells within you ALL! Deep within thy breast you know it to be true!

>>93640883
Go back to Maryland you merry arse.

He olde bump.

>>93642681
>Hiring German/Hessian Mercenaries to fight your wars
>Complains when French fight for Liberty and Freedom
Salty there ye royalist limey?

>>93644000
I believe it is a Germanic Pagan Sun symbol

>Still no Common Sense animated series

>>93646985
For someone with a fancy monikuer like Universe, the lad sure stays on Mother Earth for the majority of the series.

>>93649456
I do say, that man's hairpiece is faker than King George's himself!

>>93636966
TOO MANY FLIES

The man who covets pennings of women
Lies alone in his marriage bed

>It's fucking punch and judy show again

Will this franchise EVER die?

>>93652566
>behold this well adjusted fellow
Begone! Lest I croak at you!

>>93652557
I think this post has bestowed upon me a terrible affliction.