Happy 4th of July /co/!

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>>93630536

Have an illegal immigrant.

Where's the America storytime?

>>93630612
WE SHOULD BUILD A CAT

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>>93630536
Don't forget to Hail Hydra

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POST STEVEN BEING STEVEN

>>93630536
For 4th of July shouldn't he be punching King George or somethin more British.

>>93630612
Well thats not an illegal imigrant given they came through Ellis Island.

>>93630876
Hey I'm Steven but I think I would het banned if I posted a pic of me jacking off.

>>93630612
Was he illegal? He was the child of legal immigrants. Don't we have some kind of rule that gets them in?

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>>93630724
HAIR HYDRANT

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>>93630536
Happy 4th! Punch a Nazi to celebrate freedom today!

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>>93630646
Why did I laugh so hard at this

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>>93630962
here you go

>>93631014
Touche faggot, touche. It is true and topical.

>>93630877

He was presumed dead before they got there.

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>>93630962
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>>93630612
Reminder that he punched commies as well :)

>>93631044
Yeah but punching commies does not annoy /pol/tards as much. ;)

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>>93630962
>call everyone right-wing a nazi
>assault them
>surprised I end up in jail
>call it fascism

>>93631051
/pol/ couldn't give less of a shit about your steven universe containment board, faggot

>>93630612
Do you faggots really not know what an illegal immigrant is?

>>93631066
leftists have a hard time differentiating between legal and illegal immigration

>>93630918
The child of a legal imigrant is usually given the same status if they are under a certain age. Though in those times it was usually whoever made it on the boat.

>>93631051
Reminder that the commies killed more than the Nazis. But apparently those lives don't count since they were on the #RightSideOfHistory

>>93631063
Then maybe they will stop posting here...oh wait, no they won't. They need a place to spin doctor. and post their vile. Oh well. Fuck em in the ass with a black cock. Two things we all know they would love! Anyway! Happy 4th faggot!!

>>93631111
Cry more, faggot.

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>>93631014
OK this made me laugh

>>93631111
Again, 99% of /pol/ doesn't even know this shithole board exists.

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Happy 4th of July! The MANLIEST holiday that ever existed!

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Happy indeed

>>93631131
This entire /co/ drama of /pol/ vs /leftypol/ is just a giant game of he said she said, with each side trying to one up the other.

>>93631043
Huh, now thats a legal question. Given the age if he had been picked up by authorities I wonder if they would even try to find his family given the cluster fuck that was the imigration office back then or if he would have just been chucked in an orphanage. I cant see them putting himback on a boat since while horrbly broken not many cared enough to actually deport people until the great depression. And that was just mexicans.

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Well, would you look at that.

They took er jerbs!

>>93631281
DURKA DER

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>>93631305
haha lower class unemployment at the benefit of corrupt corporations :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cR-6rBpYz0

Lest we forget

>>93631456
Why are they getting the lyrics wrong?

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>>93631044
Reminder that you're doomed to become what you punch :^)

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>>93630876

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>>93631063
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>>93631131
Happy 4th!!!

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>>93631769
Right back at ya, mate.

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>HURR DURR MY NAME IS OP

>TODAY I'M GOING TO POST AMERICAN STUFF ON A COMMUNIST PEDOPHILE IMAGEBOARD AND INCITE A SHITPOSTING FRENZY THAT IN NO WAY RELATES TO COMICS OR CARTOONS

>BUT SEEING AS HOW SWAGLORD IS A CANCEROUS VINDICTIVE TYRANT WHO REFUSES TO ENFORCE SITE POLICY, I WILL NEVER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY ACTIONS AND WILL INSTEAD BLAME THIS INCIDENT ON /POL/ CROSSPOSTERS THAT LITERALLY DO NOT EXIST

EBIN :-DDDDDDD

>>93632425
Good to see you bringing up the truth about that coward faglord. Well done.

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>>93631054
Funny how that works

I have to say, I don't think nazis have anything to do with Independence Day at all.

>>93632853
Wasn't there an what if where Cap fought in the revolutionary war?

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Welp it's 12 in California and Mexicans are shooting off their fireworks

Hey, member when America stole Caps big moment?

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>>93633288
DELETE THIS

>>93633288
>>93633706
Triggered Captain America. Be ashamed Anon.

>>93633829
>In the end Cap ended as a Nazi
YFW Sally was right.

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>>93631014

>>93633901
Go back to Myspace, Sally Floyd.

>>93631769
Man I wish they'd killed Spence

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>Support fascism in a democracy
>Rally behind a guy who eats pizza with a fork and knife and puts ketchup on his steak
>Unironically post redpanels

Truly, /pol/ is the most anti-american group in history.

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>>93630962
>>93633288
Smh so much for the tolerant left! Thinking Hitler should be punched just for having differing opinions!

>>93635499
wtf I love assaulting people now

>>93631044
That's not Steve. That's William Burnside.

I might do some murrica storytimes when i'm done cooking for my folks.

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>>93630536
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRbIdaLD4Q

>>93631188
Sending him back to Russia would have been too expensive. It would have been either an orphanage, or an immigrant society group, like the equivalent of the Sons of Norway, or Sons of Erin.

Actually, he's jewish, so the local rabbis would probably have first crack at placement.

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Rick and Morty is BASED

>>93637010
Even though the latino guy didn't have the right to put a choke hold on him you have to admit the guy was asking for it. What was he expecting to happen going on his own to a Latino meet up with a bunch of /pol/ signs.

>>93632853
Punching Nazis is the most American thing you could do. If you weren't a le redpill cuck you would understand this.

>>93631071
>leftists

how far to the right do you have to be to consider Paul Ryan a leftist

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>>93631054
>EVERYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!

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>>93637104
No, the most american thing to do is to fight so the government does not break your rights to sell goods.

Holiday Lantern thread, when?

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>>93637104
I disagree. Going full Allied War Machine on nazis is even better. Of course there are fuckers who've taken one too many reds, and are seeing nazis everywhere, and they get to go to jail, or course.

>>93633288
>Welp it's 12 in California and Mexicans are shooting off their fireworks
it's not fireworks, mi hermano

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>>93637144
>everyone who hits me should get shot

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>>93637010
I wish he got punched in the face extra hard instead but that's something

Reminder that Cap is a nazi and Iron Man should have won Civil War because of that

Wrong war, retard. Fuck American education has gone down the shitter.

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>>93631051
No. What annoys us is your fatass insisting that your a 10/10 and that we should goddess worship uggo feminists /co/mblr. And destroying all we hold dear because we won't.

>>93630962
Also reminder. Red Skull is the REAL American hero. HAIL HYDRA!

>>93631167
>Sonic Adventure 2

>>93637823
>luke cage is white while danny rand is black
>jessica jones is the same
what did bors mean by this?

>>93631177
Sad, isn't it?

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>>93637971

>>93630536
Independence was a mistake

>>93638149
Nice try mate

This thread feels like a bunch of ironic memers trying to yell at each other.

>>93638149
Says the people that went for Brexit

>>93637957
Did Cap go back in time and punch King George the Third?

If he didn't, then this image would have to do.

>>93637104
Can I punch other socialists too?

>>93638287
Self governance is the right of all sentient beings

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the americans are too busy fighting fascists, post communism

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I sense no genuine joy behind this OP. Just a lot of pent up frustration. Sad!

>>93638506
>National Socialists
Of course!

>>93635499
haha the woman gets the last laugh because it was wrong for the man to say no to retarded attention whoring violence

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WHats the fourth without fireworks

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pic related is my most american related

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>>93632316
so much for the tolerant 2 party system

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>>93630876

>>93637216
Well yeah. If you want a fair fight you need to be in the ring, otherwise the winner is just the one who is willing do do more damage to the other guy.

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>>93638416

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>>93630962
On the topic of punching Nazis, Warren Ellis:
I understand there’s been some confusion online as to whether it’s ever right to punch a Nazi in the face. There is a compelling argument that all speech is equal and we should trust to the discourse to reveal these ideas for what they are and confidently expect them to be denounced and crushed out by the mechanisms of democracy and freedom.

All I can tell you is, from my perspective as an old English socialist and cultural liberal who is probably way to the woolly left from most of you and actually has a medal for services to free speech — yes, it is always correct to punch Nazis. They lost the right to not be punched in the face when they started spouting genocidal ideologies that in living memory killed millions upon millions of people. And anyone who stands up and respectfully applauds their perfect right to say these things should probably also be punched, because they are clearly surplus to human requirements. Nazis do not need a hug. Nazis do not need to be indulged. Their world doesn’t get better until you’ve been removed from it. Your false equivalences mean nothing. Their agenda is always, always, extermination. Nazis need a punch in the face.

(And the argument that such assaults allow Nazis to get more attention doesn’t work so well when they were already going live on a national television network, because this is where we are now. This is how normalised their presence in our culture is.)

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Is he our earth's Captain America?

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>All these people in thread actually supporting terrorists.

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>>93639281
Isn't Ellis a limey? Because that's not how freedom of speech works in America.

And attacking people who are not being violent is assault.

Goddamnit

>>93631093
and yet communism is treated like this big joke, because the way Americans learn about the Cold War makes it sound silly

>>93639502
>Because that's not how freedom of speech works in America.
Yeah, in America we have laws that restrict freedom of speech of that is evil, like Nazism.

>>93639550
>>93631093
If communism is such a failed doctrine that will never work, why are you guys so afraid of it?

>>93639568
Not according to the Supreme Court

>>93639584
Because it's a failed doctrine that will never work. Also, I like having goods.

>>93631093
Nobody gives a shit if you kill your own population.

>>93639611
Uh, yes according to the Supreme Court?
Dennis v. United States

>>93639617
But its so failed that it will never take hold in the US? I mean socialism is making a bit of head way, but saying that socialism is comunism would be like saying nationalism is nazism?

>>93639649
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2017/06/19/supreme-court-unanimously-reaffirms-there-is-no-hate-speech-exception-to-the-first-amendment/?utm_term=.1fb05864bf07
>http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after-year-of-campus-protests-supreme-court-reaffirms-there-is-no-hate-speech-exception-to-the-first-amendment/article/2626419

>>93639674
I'm not talking about hate speech anon, I'm talking about the fighting words doctrine.
Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire

>>93639705
Oh, I see, I misinterpreted what you meant.

>>93630536
I don't understand. Why is Cap punching Hitler instead of saluting him?

>>93638540
Nice projection triggered kekistani

>>93639808
You sound angry.

>>93639808
Sad!

>>93639741
Yeah, because you don't know anything about the laws and instead parrot the latest news you've heard.
Also not protected under the first amendment is things that are considered obscene. There are many cases that the supreme court has heard about that issue, the most famous being Hustler Magazine vs Falwell which the court specifically stated the only reason they ruled in favor of Hustler was because how unbelievible the acusations were and Jacobellis v. Ohio where Justice Stewart famously said he could not define "hard-core pornography" but "I'll know it when I see it"

>>93639409
Damn straight

>>93639649
Wasn't that case about commies and was overturned later anyway?

>>93640078
It was not overturned but it was limited to only by "clear and present danger"
Also commies are just as much as a threat to American values as nazis.

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>>93630962

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>>93640144

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>>93635499

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>>93631093
>they were on the #RightSideOfHistory
No, no they were not. No more than the Nazis were.

>>93639827
>NO, U

>>93640120
So the US freedom of speech that's immediately threatening or intent on intimidating simeobe instead of one's that are 'evil' then

>>93638149
Go back across the pond Limey

>>93631093
Ruskies killing each other is nothing new, the whole empire was build on dead countrymen.

>>93640446
>simeobe
It's the Fourth of July, only Americans are allowed to post today.

>>93640416
Wow, still angry

>>93637957
We're not restricted to posting revolutionary war memes on this day, pinko faggot, we're FREE to post everything patriotic every day, and on this day we CELEBRATE everything patriotic, regardless of setting. If you lived here you'd understand that.

>>93640185
It's like he didn't take into consideration that Star Trek was progressive for the sixties.

>>93639281
Exactly, this is why we have the fighting words clause.

>>93640484
I just want some taco bell man but I'm pretty sure they're not open today

>>93630612
Have a boy~

>>93640185
I wouldn't trust anyone but an American to captain a deep space vessel, considering all the shit the enterprise gets into

>>93639584

>If communism is such a failed doctrine that will never work, why are you guys so afraid of it?

Because a metric shit ton of people had to die in my country before people figured that out, and it would be preferable if we didn't have to go through that bloodsoaked "learning process" all over again.

>>93637104
Sure, if they still existed

>>93641528
Then lets agree to keep both ideologies that killed a metric shit ton of people out of American politics?

>>93642312

Good by me, I wasn't the one advocating Nazism.

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>>93630962
You do that.

>>93639281
Warren Ellis is a dumb fat chav who doesn't understand how the Spanish Civil War happened.
News at 11.

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>We must rise up to stop this fringe ideology that has had no social or political relevance in over 70 years!

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>>93630536
Here, have a loving American Family.

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When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside you gotta take a stand
It don't hurt to hide if you hurt my friends then you hurt my pride I gotta
be a man I can't let it slide

I am a real American fight for the rights of every man I'm a real American
fight for what's right fight for your life
I feel strong for very long I don't take trouble for very long I've got something
deep inside of me courage is the thing that sets us free

If you hurt my friends then you hurt my pride I gotta be a man I can't let
them slide