Characters you would empty your seed into.
>>93624736
Your real waifu is out there. All you have to do is put down the mouse.
(And take a shower, brush your teeth, a shave and haircut might help as well).
Not a damn one.
>>93624880
I wish you would only post on /v/, your waifu is all you talk about and its been like 4 years. Shes only in marvel vs capcom, how is she that relevant to this board?
>>93624921
You see me posting her?
>>93624736
>Characters you would empty yourclipinto.
>>93625029
She is the one doing the impregnating, anon.
>>93625088
Drug her then.
Kamala is perfectWell except for being a dirty Muslim but we can convert her.
Plant seed into the earth
>>93624864
And wave a magic wand to become good-looking.
(There are many issues plastic surgery can't fix.)
>>DC
Carol Ferris
Mera
Wonder Woman
>>Marvel
Sif
Medusa
Ms. Marvel (Danvers- Warbird costume)
>>93624736
Every last bit I fucking love this version of The Wasp
I want to impregnate Silk.
>>93624736
Characters you wish you can empty your seed into
>>93629173
>>93629294
Why are Spider-Women so good
>>93629761
>Why are Spider-Women so good
>Body-tight costumes
>Flexible bodies
in a heartbeat. millennia of experience, fun size, strong enough to manhandle me and just enough cushion.
>>93630205
no just NO
You guys realize that means, like, having kids, right?
>>93630528
think of the shapeshifting, anon.
>>93630614
not unless the gem alien wants to make one.
>>93630614
Yeah?
>>93630738
And you still want to?
>>93630614
of course, what did you think it meant?
>>93624825
Who is this....hot goth. Oh god.
>>93630767
>he doesnt want kids
typical boco
>>93630803
>he does
I pity you.
>>93630614
>what is birth control
>>93630828
>>93630870
You heard me.
>>93630793
>>93630793
The Terrible Eye! Despite the name, she's actually Great!
>>93624736
>>93629780
>Characters you would empty your seed into.
As many times per day as it took, Laura has experience so she wouldn't play all Innocent waifu she would want sex; hard, fast, and many times per day as possible.
>>93625062
Can vampires get knocked up? If not then bonus.
>>93631019
She was also a whore so she knows what she is doing.
>>93630828
You must be white, we have a real aversion to starting families nowadays for some reason.
>>93631055
Whiter than sour cream, yes.
But I mainly just hate kids. The thought of raising one of the little shits sickens me.
>>93631127
I don't blame you.
Is there a hotter position than "Mating Press"?
[soiler]http://imgur.com/a/rWTib[/soiler]
>>93631222
*I think I may actually have dyslexia
>>93631038
>She was also a whore so she knows what she is doing.
You can play rough and do weird shit in bed and she wont get mad. She has some autism but she is kind not crazy and hot as hell, would still stick dick in repeatedly.
>>93625819
>>93628103
>>93628914
Solid choices.
>>93624736
Easy
>>93631325
She could kill you anon. Be careful. No pussy is worth the risk of a bitch getting off and suddenly popping two 12 inch metal claws into your anus. Unless that's your thing, no judging here.
>>93624736
>Muslim
Fucking disgusting.
>>93631693
Yes, because your fat neckbeard ass would ask someone their religion before you had sex. KYS and stop trying to turn things into a /pol/ thread.
>>93631634
risk reward, worth it
>>93630205
Fat
>>93624736
Mindee Cuckoo (The Brunette) hopefully her sisters would telepathically watch and feel as I cum in her all night.
>>93632005
This is the only acceptable way for a person to say they want to be cucked
>>93631127
>he doesn't feel the biological imperative
>>93624954myself
>>93626126
for one, there's personality
>>93631736
The pic was a tad overkill.
>>93630793
The Terrible Eye. Actual Name: Sarah. She's a sorceress who first appears in Gwenpool #2 working as an agent of M.O.D.O.K. In most panels, she can be seen wearing a ridiculous googly-eyed mask that imbues her with her magical powers.
>>93624736
I would pound her hard and make her cum over and over.
If it's Waid's Kamala, she'll have to wear a ball-gag, obviously.
>>93634295
Girls only care about looks. Stop spreading lies.
B A R D A
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>>93635184
You're wrong, retard.
They care about money, too.
Sometimes drugs.
>>93635289
Nope. They can use guys for money, but they will never genuinely want them physically. It's no different from outright prostitution, legality aside.
>>93634956
>russian chicks
Not even once.
>>93635301
>implying women have genuine wants beyond attention
They only want 'attractive' guys because other women claim to. This is why it changes all the time.
>>93624954
That word. It doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>93634956
Best girl.
Characters you want to watch get filled with another man's seed.
yoosss
Let's get real for a moment.
>>93624864
>Your real waifu is out there.
No, this is a harmful idea, especially to straight men. Nobody's waifu is out there. "Soulmates" are bullshit. What _is_ out there is a bunch of acceptable women you can get good at dating and having relationships with.
>>93635184
>>93626126
>>93635289
Looks matter, but not too much. What matters the most is having "game", which is not so much "personally" as a skill. To get any mileage out of your looks, game is a prerequisite. Like drawing, some men are born with a natural talent for it, but most can learn to be at least somewhat good at it. If Dobson can draw, you can get girls.
>>93630828
>>93635691
Good choice, but better on-model.
>>93624736
>>93635708
I just clicked the first non-lewd one I saw in my folder.
>>93635730
Excuses, anon, excuses.
>>93635743
Fine.
>>93630793
>>93635699
thiiiis
with her accent she could talk me into cumming.
>>93636000
Unf.
>>93636012
That's even before she involuntarily releases euphoric dust
>>93636012
What's her accent?
>>93624736
I would make filthy mutie babies withDomino
>>93637808
Pixie is Welsh
I actually did empty my seed. She looks exactly like a fine lass I dated in high school.
>>93624736
I WANT TO KISS KAMALA!
>>93633020
Thankfully no.
>>93631736
muslims are even physically attractive
>unless they shave their sideburns and mustache, maybe
>>93635336
>>93635535
If you're not a physically attractive guy you will NEVER experience what it's like for a girl to genuinely want to have sex with you. It's a feeling unlike any other.
"Game" is cope invented by ugly guys, which is why it never actually works, and often gets the guys who apply it in deep shit. (Especially in feminist countries.)
>>93639996
>which is why it never actually works, and often gets the guys who apply it in deep shit.
Nah, you're just trolling virgins. If anyone here believes this, read Heartiste.
>>93628103
Is this supposed to be Toph? Why are her areolas shaped like hearts?
>>93630997
>Trying to hide your boner with someone else's wad.
>>93635699
>>93636012
I want to make Pixie act like a naughty schoolgirl who needs to be punished.
>>93635531
Emma is hot but she's also a total bitch.
>>93642121
Not true. She loves her husbando.
>>93640237
Heartiste is the troll, dumbass. He's now a laughingstock even in the community.
>>93642386
How about Pixie?
>>93642426
Don't know anything about her fampai
In full costume & Character of coursh
>>93635730
>you have a whole folder
Where's the dropbox, you assclown?
Absolutely I would, they would be strong and healthy.If it's even possible to work your way into her heart.
>>93642426
Pixie's DTF
>>93640703
>I want to make Pixie act like a naughty schoolgirl who needs to be punished.
Not Pixie, but have this.
>>93624736
Sexiest character in Villainous.
>>93639996
I'm not a genuinely attractive guy and I've experienced it. Please stop telling lies to people who don't know better.
I'll be her mega-rod
>>93646899
If you're experienced it, the girl found you physically attractive. That's how it works.
Unfortunately, there are many guys who no girl will ever find physically attractive.
It's a trip to the iso-cubes.Worth it.
>>93624736
I hope i ain't the only one
any of these three
>>93631127
Thank you for doing your part in the extinction of your bloodline.
>>93649066
You're welcome.
>>93636012
>>93635699
>>93640703
>>93636133
Pixie has some weird fetishes mind you.
>>93635413
Again.Sorry, I reeeaally want to plant it.
>>93650388
>implying you'd get there before barry
>>93650453
>barry
She likes it slow my friend.
>>93631222
>soiler
SOILED IT
>>93624736
>>93624736
Can Laura who is a lab grown assassin get pregnant? If not then bonus, can raw dog all night long and no STD because her healing factor would kill anything that would try and infect her.
>>93646891
>>93650341
Nice to see you on 4chan again Bendis.
>>93635485
What if she asks you to shove rocks?
>>93650403
That would be like fucking someone in special education.
If only I had a barbed penis.
>>93651302
It doesn't 'kill' anything that tries infecting her. That's not how a healing factor works. It justs heals at a rate faster than she can take damage from it. Also, if she had STD's, they'd still pass over to you and infect you.
>>93646831
>ywn fug then snug flug
Why live
>>93647904
I'd go Life, No Parole for Hershey
>>93656755
If her healing factor didn't kill everything foreign, every time she killed a henchman their blood would be pulled into her body everytime she popped and retracted her claws.
>>93656907
It doesn't kill anything you retard. Otherwise Deadpool would be cured from his cancer.
>>93656958
I thought his cancer was his healing factor
>>93647366
>If you're experienced it
>>93646659
I would plow her so hard on that bed.
>>93650372
I like weird fetishes. I would fuck Pixie until she can't walk.
>>93625658
I would put her in bondage and tease her.
>>93657286
I would empty a glock into her.
>>93660993
>>93646659
How about Pixie?
>>93659941
>I like weird fetishes. I would fuck Pixie until she can't walk.
Even if she wanted you to hit her in the back of the head with a baseball hat during sex?
>>93661025
Yes. How about me humiliating her during sex?
>>93661025
>>93661033
Or me tying her to a bed and fucking her holes?
>>93661025
A baseball hat? Weird, but sure.
>>93661300
I would personally go with rough sex with Pixie begging for dick and me calling her a naughty girl.
>>93656880
Anon I don't think your body would survive the experience.
>>93661592
2 words: worth it
>>93645367
Not with your attitude!
>>93631736
>quickmeme.com
>>93643140
>of coursh
>>93663227
Please
I regret nothing.
>>93664573
But anon, you'll die!
>>93624864
s-shut up :(
>>93625621
I would empty load inside of till the point I feel something is wrong
>9 loads in
>"can we have a break"
>"dont say things like that"
>something is wrong
>blurry
>lose I sight
>permanently blind from cumming to much
>no hesitation
>keep right on cumming
>>93656958
>>93656971
Cancer isn't a foreign organism, it's your own body's cells replicating out of control to form tumors. At least some cancers are genetic, so a healing factor wouldn't help with them. And that's the case for Deadpool. His healing factor heals everything about him, INCLUDING THE CANCER.
>>93650832
>I certainly dare.
>Where do you want to cum? Ass or pussy?
>>93624736
kamala is not for sexual
>>93632005
girl on right must have wonky eyes to be looking up and down at the same time
>>93635413
snt that what dads do?
>>93664984
i'd sexule her a bit. cuddle sex would be fun with her.
Please take all of my seeds!
rump a pump dump
>>93646891
>>93646659
source?
>>93668076
Are you blind?
>>93667650
>>93624736
Would try to make her confess her ties to terrorism and advocating for Sharia law
>>93667650
>it's_clobberin_jews_time
>>93665960
>snt
>>93668357
I'd waterboard dat ass, if you know what I'm saying.
did all my ravenbros migrate to /aco/ permanently?
>>93653595
>implying that isn't the whole reason
>>93670870
I thought her idiocy is just exaggerated for comedic effect.
Still would.
And last time we saw her she needed it more than most.
>>93624736
Get Her in the Mating Press and see if I can pop her toe claws involuntarily while she cums.
>>93624864
To get a girl you need 3 things:
6 feet
6 figuresAnd 6 inches :^)