Itt: characters that died as virgins

>>93624198
OP why didn't you post a character to start the discussion. It's just an empty picture.

>>93624232
Is this the new brick wall/snake meme?

>>93624198
Nah, mainly because she and Jack definitely boned and also I dont think she technically died.

>>93624281
I used to think they definitely boned because of the time skip between arriving and their wedding.
But the implication that time paradox took their unborn child down with her kinda made it worse

>>93624276
Huh. I guess it is. I knew someone was gonna make the joke so I thought I might as well be the one to do it.

>>93624198
how could she die if she never existed

>>93624281
Jack is a virtuous man who would never defile his own purity outside of marriage.

>>93624319
Just himym that shit and say the series ended when Jack and Ashi smiled at each other.

Her hymen was the last thing that disappeared.

>>93624198
She didn't "die", she never existed. Why didn't you post Jack instead?

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>>93624419
Yeah okay so then here is a pic of someone else who died a virgin.

>>93624446
Himym? I know what it stands for but I don't get how you're using it

>>93624503
>>93624495
He probably got laid at some point, there's no reason to think the guy who saved all of existence didn't get some groupies.

>>93624495
>>93624503
We don't know whether he got drunk and went to the brothel sometime over the next few decades he lived

>>93624495
She had to exist or Jack could have never gone to the past.

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He's not dead yet, but it's inevitable.

>>93624597
Then where tf she disappear to nigga

>>93624650
My asshole.

>>93624509
Most fans say the last 15 or so minutes of the final didnt happen and the DVD alternate ending is basically that.

>>93624665
LET DAT HOE OUT NIGGA SMDH

>>93624597
Which is why Jack should not be in the past. If Ashi never existed then neither should the portal that she made exist.

>>93624681
NOPE.

>>93624635
Wait does gay sex mean you are still a virgin?

Can someone make a "Buenos Dias mandy" that somehow ends with ashi getting punched by a time paradox and disappearing

>>93624715
>if i have sex with someone, am i still a virgin?

>>93624697
Yeah Gennedy really fucked the time pooch in this. I guess he wanted Jack to win and have a bitter ending and threw logic out the windo in order to make it happen.

>>93624715
Only for lesbians.

>>93624744
>>93624777
So Shiro is definitely not a virgin

>>93624198
We have no idea how much time passed between the moment they arrived back and the wedding, so nothing is certain.

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>>93624198

>>93624698
LIKE/SHARE FOR A NINTENDO SWITCH

>>93624715
Where does the gay meme comes from in this show?

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>>93624198

>>93625694
>>93625108
Well, I haven't checked the thread.

>>93625670
Probably from the fact that Shiro took a million Galra cocks while in prison.

>>93624319

Nah. He'd bang before marriage, but not without pulling out.

>>93624198
>>93624232
OP is not a faggot, and 1st post is also cool.

>>93624281
>I don't think she technically died
You're right but considering the fate she suffered is leagues worse than death, it still applies

>>93625612
I feel for him, I really do. Destined to be inside of a super curvy milf but ends doing a bunch of gay shit on the way to have revenge.

>>93627364
>Ceasing to have ever existed, except in the memories of the one and only person who ever cared for her, and she ever cared about
Care to explain how this is "worse" than death?

>>93627364
Depends on how one looks at it. If you take reincarnation into equation the souuuuuul just fucks back to wherever it came from.

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>>93624198

>>93627454
In samurai Jack, multiple afterlifes are canon.
you can't go to AFTERlife if you never lived

>>93627571
While I see your point, think of it this way:
She's literally Aku.
Which God do you think would accept her into their afterlife?

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>>93624352
Were there people actually this sad about Ashi?
lol

>>93627601
An open minded one.

>>93627601
>"I felt him leave me" implies the Aku essence and her body are not intertwined and she can survive without it
>is THE reason Jack was able to defeat Aku
>literally never willingly committed an act of evil
>Is the sole love of someone who has cleaned up the mess that the gods left
I don't see how that wouldn't earn someone a ticket

>>93627727
Life sometimes is unfair. That child you saved from drowning last month? Was a carrier of a deadly virus. You get infected, you die.

Welcome to Real Life, hope you enjoy your stay!

>>93627852
We weren't talking about real life though.
we were talking about a show where one of the main characters literally cheats death because of "runes", and one of the biggest conflicts of the season was solved by the gods jumping in and solving it before peacing out

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>>93624198

>>93628132
He penetrated the fuck outta jon with something long and hard though

>>93627899
Cheating is a part of real life also. Fiction has to mirror basic principles of real life, or else it becomes shit writing. A lot of fanfiction is shit BECAUSE those who write it don't know how real life works.

>>93628255
>"life is unfair and this show realistically emulates that"
>but this character completely bypasses death, the most certain and unfair thing in all of real life
>"well thats realistic because people cheat"
What the hell point are you trying to make?

>>93628363
Different people live different lives, and have different luck.

>>93628431
Yeah that doesn't really apply when you're talking about a fictional work where every event is deliberately written

>>93628797
When you write your own show, make sure to give every good character a good ending. Everyone gets a gf/bf, a new house, and a car.

>>93625670
He's holding the LGBT sign with Lance in Montgomery's artwork. Lance is the confirmed straight so it must mean Shiro is the gay one (or maybe bi).

>>93629249
Where's the pic for this

>>93629249
It's a nice theory but I still think Shiro is gonna fuck Romelle.

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>>93624352
FUCK GENNEDY! THAT WAS A SHIT ENDING FOR JACK! THAT IS A COMPLETELY SHIT PARADOX AND A GIANT FUCK YOU TO FANS!

>>93629233
Way to completely ignore what I was criticizing.
It's not about simply having a happy/sad ending, it's about using ridiculous narrative tactics when it's convenient, just to ignore them in favor of a forced tearjerker 3 episodes later.
Chinatown for example is a great movie with as depressing an end as can occur, but it works narratively. It wouldn't work narratively however, if the protagonists partner was killed halfway through and immediately revived because of "CALIFORNIA MAGIC LADDIE"

>>93629249
That artwork made ship Shiro x Lance. I'm not even kidding.

>>93629390
I know it's hard to accept, but Samurai Jack was always like that. Season 5 is no different.

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>>93629444
Again you are missing my point. I'll say it as straightforward as I can.
>heavy use of literal deus ex machina to resolve conflicts
fine
>An emotional ending centered around the death of the deuteragonist
fine
>heavy use of Deus ex machina immediately followed by death of the deuteragonist for the sake of not having a conventional "happy ending"
Not fine

and to respond to your other point
>Samurai Jack was always like that
Which was fine because original samurai Jack episodes never had permanent consequences and barely had any continuity at all.

>>93627629
yes

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>>93624198

>>93629624
You should send complain letter to Genndy. I don't know what else to suggest.

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Jeff might, unless Clarence or Sumo help him out.

>>93629713
I'm well aware that I just need to get over it. Truthfully I don't know why I keep dwelling on it and arguing in threads that just disappear

>>93629894
That's the problem with bringing things back. Over the years, fans WILL build up their own headcanon, a view of how the show SHOULD end. And then the canon ending arrives, and it almost always differs to what fans wanted. The longer the wait, the bigger the disappointment.

That's how I see it anyway.

>>93625108
Didn't he bang that KFC Girl?

>>93629957
This one feels a bit more intense reactionwise because finales don't usually retcon the entire series that they are wrapping up.

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>>93629690
Will he do the same or will he hook up with Cinder?

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>>93624198

>>93627727
>Implying the gods are in the least benevolent
They literally didn't do shit to help the world beyond tossing the guy who gave Aku life a chance to maybe right his wrong.
Even on the premise that Aku can only be permanently defeated by one of pure spirit, the gods could have done any number of things to make like just a tiny bit less shitty or the fight a tiny bit less hopeless for at the least the fringe groups who still held out against Aku's evil.

The gods didn't give enough of a shit to do that.
Why would they care that this random person who was birthed by evil and worshipped none of them was a nice person?
Why would they give a shit that Jack loved her?
To that end, why do you assume they gave a shit about Jack, beyond him doing their job for them?

>>93630013
Philosophically speaking, canon endings done many years down the line retcon headcanon.

And people are very attached to their headcanon. Not even judging here.

>>93630485
The previous 4 seasons aren't headcanon

>>93630121

Why would Jaune ever hook up with Cinder?
>Killed Pyrrha
>Lead the assault that destroyed his school
>Is part of an organization that is regularly hunting down Ruby, his best living friend and best friend in general after Pyrrha.
>Flip turned upside down his life.

He'd sooner ram his sword into her chest.
And no, not his penis. His actual sword.

>>93630531
I was talking about the ending the fans had in mind, that perfect ending they dreamed of for 15 years, not the 4 seasons.

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>>93630635
Haha fair enough I was just joking around anon.

But 4real you think Jaune's going to pull a Qrow and be one of those hedonistic wanderers that never ever settles down 'cause of their lost love?

>>93630144
Where the fuck did you get this picture anon?

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;_;

>>93630996
Probably. Be the cool uncle to Ren and Nora's kids. If they live.

>>93624198
Someone post the scaramouche vocaroo/ greentext about the two of them fucking.

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>>93631496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gLbH2ZoE0e

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>>93631441
That'd be cool.

He'll be their adoptive father/mother and tell them stories of their real mum and pa....

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>>93630635
Salem is defeated, and Jaune returns to Beacon after saying farewell.

Jaune, now much stronger, confronts Tyrian and Cinder.

Tyrian is quickly beaten to a pulp. Jaune then rips off Cinder's clothes and penetrates her tight maiden pussy while Cinder is laying crippled on the ground, forced to watch the rape.

Cinder is full of disbelief. How did this kid get so powerful? This must be a nightmare. Jaune continues to pound harder and harder until he blows his first load into Cinder's womb: "THIS IS FOR ALL THE INNOCENT CIVILIANS YOU'VE KILLED!"

Jaune is not done yet. He kills Tyrian, takes off his head and kicks it like a football miles away into the ocean.

He then turns to Cinder, which is laying naked on the ground full of semen on her face and some cum dripping out of her pussy. "I'm not done with you yet, your fate will be worse."

Jaune inserts his throbbing burning cock deep inside Cinder and she starts crying. He fucks her until he blasts a giant load so hard that it beheads Cinder and semen blasts out of her neck. "That's for Pyrrha!"

Jaune cleans himself and eliminates any presence of Cinder by nuking the entire place. He then goes off to dance.

After that whole ordeal, Jaune visits everyone: "I did it, I gave avenged Pyrrha!" and proceeds to tell the whole story.

When Ruby asked how he killed Cinder, Jaune replies: I beat them easily. They were no match.

>>93632052
I don't think Jaune is Future Trunks.

>>93632052
this is like every terrible jaune fanfiction

What do you mean? She fucked the entire franchise!

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>>93627556
>>93629541
>final episode
>episode ends
>fuck no. that cant be the last episode

>>93634954
When it focused on jack sobbing I was legit praying for it to be a dream sequence that led to him deciding not to go back.
In part because I couldn't believe that the deuteragonists last words were exposition rather than a declaration of love

>>93624198
She ddint die, she was just never born.

>>93634972
Ashi was a mistake.
-John F. Gennedy