First look at the 1,000,000 BC Avengers in Marvel Legacy #1

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>“Marvel Legacy #1 isn’t simply a history lesson,” describes SVP and Executive Editor Tom Brevoort. “Rather, it’s the starting gun to a bevy of mysteries, secrets, and revelations that will reverberate across the Marvel Universe in the weeks and months to come! No character, no franchise will be untouched by the game-changing events that play out across its pages. Jason and Esad pulled out all the stops to fat-pack this colossal issue with as much intrigue, action, surprise, mystery, shock, and adventure as possible!”

>In addition to showing readers how Marvel history and continuity is “all connected,” the publisher promises the special will provide "shocks, twists, clues, and Easter eggs," set up the next year of Marvel storytelling and 53 MU series, and will feature a series of character returns, including "the most talked about return in comics."
>Oh ... and the debut of the 1,000,000 BC Avengers - Odin, Iron Fist, Starbrand, Ghost Rider, Phoenix, Agamotto, and Black Panther - who come together for origin of the Marvel Universe.

>>93616228
>>93616243
I thought Mjolnir was created especially for Thor?

>>93616243
>>93616259
Does this mean Jason is retconning the Tempest thing and how Odin couldn't ever pick it up?

>>93616263
It was. Could have been dropped, though I doubt it. Welcome to retcon land anon.

I thought they retconned it so that Odin could never pick up the hammer before Thor got it. Marvel editors can't be that bad can they?

>>93616205
Why do I have a feeling this will ignore mutants and push Inhumans more than anything?

>>93616320
Phoenix is there

There are no Inhumans part of the team

>>93616282
>>93616315
Lets wait and see until we get some text

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>>93616228
>humans full on cavemen mode
>>93616280
>somehow Wakandan's aren't

>>93616347
Thanks anon. Put my jumping to conclusions at ease. Appreciated.

>>93616315
Considering this is the same writer It wouldn't be the editor's fault

>>93616228
>>93616243
>>93616259
>>93616280
>People were joking about Cavengers.
>It's real.
I don't know why I even had a shred of hope for this.

>>93616280
Wait. What the fuck? Clothing was only invented about 170,000 years ago. How the fuck could they have intelligent to make costumes in 1,000,000 BC?

>>93616280
>dat Mignola face on BP

>>93616315
This is by the same writer who did that retcon so it wouldn't really be an editorial goof.

>>93616320
Based on what? Neither should be around at this point in time.

>>93616263

According to a recent Thor issue, it was created a long time ago but sat in a vault until Thor was of age. They make a point to mention that Odin may have wielded it before. I'm pretty sure actual Norse legends are similar.

>>93616280
Who is Starbrand and Iron Fist? (big guy and girl)

>>93616408
>Wakanda mastered the art of making clothes a long time ago

>>93616368
>smug animu poster doesn't know what a Deviant is

educate or kill yourself, I don't care which

I bet this will be a fine companion one shot to Thor but trash and pointless otherwise

>>93616394
I know, Wakanda dude is standing upright, dressed, and looks like us.

>>93616228
These guys are hairy, naked, and hunched down

>>93616228

>most talked about return in comics

Place your bets folks, what underwhelming character will it be?

>>93616481
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Deviants_(Homo_descendus)

>>93616527

Sure as hell ain't Mr. Fantastic or Wolverine

This is such fucking bullshit.

Marvel never had anything in mind for "Legacy". This is obviously one of Aaron's retarded ideas retolled by editorial into being the new cornestore of the universe, despite the fact it has fuck all to do with anything.

Also, fuck this retcon that Odin didn't create the hammer. Just more retardery to justify the whole JaneThor's run.

>>93616408
comic books

>>93616481
>I know, Wakanda dude is standing upright, dressed, and looks like us.
The thing is that I thought everyone in the group was from Wakanda, I made a fool of myself which is why my post is deleted.
>>93616466
>>93616535
So you saying that Wakanda's are deviants is that it?

>>93616228
>“Rather, it’s the starting gun to a bevy of mysteries, secrets, and revelations that will reverberate across the Marvel Universe in the weeks and months to come!
>Jason and Esad pulled out all the stops to fat-pack this colossal issue with as much intrigue, action, surprise, mystery, shock, and adventure as possible!”
There's something about slapping a "!" At the end of a statement that makes it feel completely insincere and patronizing.

>>93616558
Odin never created the hammer though. The dwarves did.

>>93616558
Odin never created the Hammer even before the retcon.

>>93616280
>1 000 000 BC
>Wakandans already Mesolithic

>>93616527
It will be something lame like Tony Stark as Iron Man or Doom turning evil. Will not be Wolverine, Xavier, Cyclops, Hulk or even Mr.Fantastic.

Why is it Odin and not Bor?

>>93616393
>>93616412
Editors are supposed to catch the mistakes that writers make. That's literally their job.

>>93616228
>Odin
He picked up Mjölnir right there. By your logic, he's called Thor now.

>>93616566
>>93616566
Ok, but it was still him that asked it to be made, it wasn't some unknown piece of magic that just appeared some day.

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>>93616606
Marvel bought into the meme

>>93616625
Unsolicited thoughts on Israel.

Well at least we get easy shitposting material.

>>93616563
No, the hunched things are deviants

>>93616625
[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???]

>>93616643
It still isn't.

>>93616280
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>>93616243
>>93616228
What I hate about this is that it makes the Marvel Universe feel so much smaller
>>Always a Phoenix (Human Phoenix)
>>Always a Ghost Rider
>>Always a Black Panther
>>Happen to make up an Avengers team very similar to the modern day

It's like the Simpsons where Homer revealed that he had a crush on a girl when he was a kid, and that crush turned out to be Marge. I'm tired of shows always making things out to be solid in stone forever.

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>>93616228
>Issue starts out with the first-man trying to become worthy
This looks great. I loved Thor: God of Thunder though.

>>93616657
Be carefull anon
I dont know if this neander girl on the bottom right is underage and boob flashing!

>>93616228
>first avengers were literally subhuman niggers
enough with the forced diversity, marvel!

This comic might've been cool if it were a Secret Wars mini series instead of some shitty important retcon event thing.
Also fuck Aaron for fucking up a decade worth of X-Men with his turbo shit event comics.

>>93616794
That the best bait you got? Seriously?

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>>93616280
that didn't take long, by the same writer too

This is going to be the new canon of Marvel's past? Also, are these the only images we have of the 'Cavengers'?

>>93616205
So, have Kull and Conan even been born yet? Are they even still canon post-Secret Wars?

>>93616677
>deviant looking that human
If anything the big Akuma looking dude behind Black panther is a deviant.

>>93616757
>Assuming the Neandx's gender.
What the fuck, shitlord?!

>>93616408
Anon, it's a comic book

If aliens, demons, and cosmic entities exist then I think strips of fabric can

>"humans" still acting like monkeys
>Wakangzda has complex clothing

Man, just fuck Marvel.

>>93616228
>>93616280
>>93616243
>>93616259
MAKE MINE MARVEL!

>>93616559
>>93616946
>dude it's just a comic book lol btw FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Sure thing, shills.

>>93616627
Yes, but this wouldn't be a "mistake." Aaron isn't Bendis. He isn't going to forget things he himself established just a few months ago.

>>93616228
>no subhuman cock
Fucking dropped. This isn't how you're going to change the industry Marlel. You want to be taken seriously, don't you?

>>93617013
The Asgardian is the only one in complex clothes, Black Panther's clothes look pretty simple, see

>>93616280

>>93617178
He's still a "human" when the "white devils" are naked and in caves. The whole thing makes zero sense.

>>93616558
>This is obviously one of Aaron's retarded ideas retolled by editorial into being the new cornestore of the universe, despite the fact it has fuck all to do with anything.
This. It doesn't feel like the EVERYTHINGCHANGES story. It feels like they just randomly picked Aaron's story to be the leading book of the relaunch for some reason.

>>93616527
Something dispointing

>>93617218
>white devils
what?

wtf stone age avengers?

>>93617218
What text are you quoting?

>>93616854
Like all of Marvel's old licensed comics they're still canon but can't be outright referenced.
Although the last issue of Rocket did have The Doctor cameo.

>>93616606
>>93616280
Proof that the Homo Wakandian is superior to the Homo Sapiens in every way. They evolved first. And that's a fact.

>>93617218
Every one of the Cavengers has clothes. BP has a loincloth and headdress. Agamotto is wearing more complex clothes.

>>93617433
>The Asgardian is the only one in complex clothes, Black Panther's clothes look pretty simple, see
>>93617364
"We wuz astronomers while them white devils were in caves and shit"

t. Marvel, Circa 2017, & Laquisha from Twitter

>>93617071
An obvious contradiction in a timeline of events is not a mistake now? What won't you drones forgive?

>>93617389
Cavengers

>>93617494
Like they would notice that

The Shitposting was inevitable

>>93616823
To be fair, that was a story found in a Book in Omipotence City's library, chalk it up to unreliable narrator.

>>93616315

>>93616205
>>93616280
I really think this should have been 100,000 BC and not 1,000,000 BC.

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>>93616282
But Odin has always had total control over Mjolnir.

>>93616527
probably iron man. just in time for avengers "hype" to be built.

>>93617505
We don't have any of the context. We don't even have any of the text. It's a bit early to be crying continuity error.

>>93616228
>>93616243
Remember that time that the forging of Mjolnir killed the dinosaurs?

>>93616280
Who is the big guy next to Homo Wakandian?

>>93616282
>>93616364
According to the Marvel Wiki Odin still used Mjolnir to fight Laufey. He also used it against Galactus when he was in the Destroyer.

But now he can't lift it, apparently. Basically fuck Marvel.

>>93617708
Probably Starbrand.

>>93616280
Poor Coates, he's gone to all the trouble of building up Wakanda's mythology and actually showing the first Black Panther (who was definitely not a million years old) and now this comes around.

>>93617742
Then who is the the mostly bald woman with a pony tail?

>>93617767
Probably Iron Fist

>>93616228
>>93616280

WE WUZ KINGS WHILE WHITEY WAS IN CAVES AND SHIET

>>93617767
Iron Fist, I'd wager.

>>93617747
>Poor Coates, he's gone to all the trouble of building up Wakanda's mythology and actually showing the first Black Panther
Coates BP is wack and will be forgotten soon and plus the first BP was revealed long before Coates and nothing was done with that so Aaron is free to do what he wants

>>93616205
>>93616280
What about Tuk the Cave Boy?

>>93616280
And then Kang the Conqueror shows up

>>93617796
Yeah, I was actually mildly hype for this cause I assumed it would use Tuk and tie all of this back. Having him be The First Avenger is literally perfect and ties everything back to Captain America #1. They could have even snuck in some Inhumans shilling that way.

But nope, this takes place in 1,000,000 BC and Tuk is from 100,000 BC.

>>93617782
One black guy on a team, people lose their shit.

>we believe in magic, super powers, gods, aliens, but we cannot suspend our disbelief when it comes to a black achieving anything

>>93617885
That would make too much sense. Not like a black could be educated enough to become anything important... like President of the United States.

>>93617935
*half black

>>93617782
>>93617885
>>93617935
Weren't first homo sapiens African anyway?

That said, that clothing doesn't fit in 1,000,000 BC, but whatever.

>>93618026
>That said, that clothing doesn't fit in 1,000,000 BC, but whatever.
I bet more than anything this comic is going to have humans and dinosaurs living together.

>>93617885
While I normally hate you, Marc Bernardin, I agree. Theoretically speaking earth-born people would have a lot more melanin in their skin than they are presented now.

>>93617965
Sure. Half the time he is half black and a muslim nigger taking away our guns the rest of the time.

Then I move that at least a black American was the most educated First Lady there has ever been

>>93618062
*Than they are presented above.

I don't know why I ended with 'now'. Terrible case of 'tism I suppose.

>>93618026
But aliens, gods and the rest fucking do?

>>93618026
Oldest human remains were found in Africa but recently it is believed older remains were found in the Balkans. Though both remains are debated due to people not believing in carbon dating.

>>93618026

You can't have naked Phoenix because Wakanda invented clothes BUT you can have Odin being capable of lifting Mjolnir again.

>>93618084
are you retarded or something

Clearly all of them are wearing clothes why are you so focused on the one black character?

>>93618155
Impotent racism

>>93616243
So if Odin is over a million years old, why didn't he have any children until like 2000 years ago?

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So, they are giving reigns on how to shape entire Marvel universe to a dude who wrote X-men Schism, writes abysmal Star Wars ongoing, wrote Whor and basically gets carried fucking solely on artists and overall an mediocre at best writer.

Remember why Thor has become unworthy? Neither does Aaron, but he wrote that shit and I hope he's still getting hangover from that.

And his idea of a good story for entire universe is introducing pre-historic versions of characters like it's a Saturday morning cartoon by DiC or Hanna Barbera.

Before you go I just hate fun, yes, I actually legitimately think Jason Aaron is one of the biggest cancers in creative staff of Marvel and last several years is my proof. Not only because he wrote Whor, I don't think his Star Wars is any good, I didn't think his Punisher was any good (just "le edgy" humor, just "le Kingpin was assraped in the ass" just the stuff Zack Snyder likes), I didn't think his initial run on Thor was that good (art is good, writing is mediocre at best). I think giving him power of writing a plot that will influence years of Marvel storytelling sounds as fucking solid as giving DC cinematic universe to Zack Snyder.

>>93618026
What if in the MU, Wakanda is the birthplace of humanity?

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>>93618176
Also

>>93616205
>>93616228
I wonder if they'll show the Celestial's First Host.

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What the fuck is this shit

>>93618077
>>93618084
>>93618155
Gods are magical beings that might as well look depending on the beholder, or "have a form you are comfortable with", or whatever. I was just musing on humans (real beings) inventing clothing later on, at least in our world.

>>93618186
Maybe. Although, in that case, humanity should be more advanced from the start, if they are already Mesolithic by 1,000,000 BC.

However, keeping with the themes of Wakanda, it's also possible that the first, Wakandan homo sapiens never left Wakanda, while the rest of the world evolved from less advanced humans.

>>93616205
>"the most talked about return in comics."
It's not the FF, so who could it be?

>>93618356
Someone that nobody's ever talked about returning in human history.

>>93618356
>>93618380
Miracle Man?

>>93618356
>>93618380
Stilt-Man

>>93618402
They can't touch Miracleman until Gaiman finishes his run, and Gaiman is dragging his feet on that.

How does Odin exist when the concept of Gods did not exist back then?

>>93618380
It is just a tag line. The only characters people discuss in comics returning is Odinson becoming Thor again or Mr.Fantastic. I doubt either of them will return.

>>93618460
Loki the God of Stories is a liar.

>>93618441
Probably for fear of Marvel butchering him.

>>93618265
The industry changing Marvel Legacy. It's okay if you're confused, anon. Your mind is just coming to terms with the realization that nothing will ever be the same again.

>>93618460
They are not gods, they are aliens.

>>93618468
It'll probably be Wolverine or Professor X, unfortunately.

>>93618460
They were created retroactively. That's why Hercules is older than Gilgamesh despite Hercules only existing because of myths created about Gilgamesh.

>>93618499
Cyclops maybe?

>>93618168
He enjoyed being a bachelor and didn't want to settle down.

>>93618402
>>93618434
>>93618499
You reckon they'd be mad enough to shit on Jim Starlin and resurrect Mar-Vell?
'Cause I do.

>>93618575
I don't, because then Carol Danvers isn't special anymore.

>>93618586
They have to bring him back so they can rekill him for when her movie comes out.

>>93618586
Unless they turn him into her sidekick.

>>93616228
>>93616243
>>93616259
>>93616280
How can you defend Marvel after this shit lmao.

>>93618575
It'd fall in line with ripping off Earth-X to pull a "Mar-Vell Universe."

>>93618613
lmao this. CAVENGERS? Seriously? Marvel is fucking FINISHED!

>>93618344
>Gods are magical beings that might as well look depending on the behol-
>Panther God cannot wear clothes REeeeeeee

>>93616205
Surprised to see the Scarlet Witch on there. They've kind of been pushing her to the sidelines for a while.

>>93616205
So we know if this is the cover of the one shot or just a poster?

If it is the cover, what the fuck does it have to do with the contents of the story?

>>93618662
He's a god?

>>93618735
It's the main cover, and there's like half a dozen variants. And no, none of them have anything to do with the story, it's just a bunch of characters posing.

>>93618777
Wow. Talk about false advertising. Surely that's illegal.

>>93618969
How new are you to comics? Because 90% of covers barely reflect what happens in the interiors.

Seems good so far, not sure why people have such a hate boner for this.

>>93619041
>Cavengers
>literally making WE WUZ the canonical origin of Marvel super heroes
>anything but the biggest abortion of SJW trash comics of all time
This is a fucking disaster and you'd have to be the most overpayed shill on this site to see it as anything but.

>>93619014
Typically they at least feature a relevant character though.

>>93619096
Whenever someone complains about SJWs, you can be sure they have nothing important to say.

>>93619122
And some of those characters will probably be in the comic. What's your point? The issue is about going from the "beginning" to the present. The Cavengers stuff is only the start of the issue.

it'll look great but read like shit

when does it come out?

>>93619142
I would say it's about 50-50. Same with their opponents.

>>93617578
Same. Modern humans didn't exist til about 200,000 BC

>>93619142
Wow, this place really is /co/mblr.

>>93619142
Whenever someone complains about someone complaining about SJWs you can be sure they're a faggot.

>>93617578
Not tieing it into Tuk the Caveboy is the biggest mistake of Legacy and that was 50,000 BC.

>>93616280
>Homo sapiens
>1,000,000 BC

I haven't archaeologyraged so hard since Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

>>93616453
IIRC the "real" version says that it was forged by two dwarves when Loki made a bet with them after pissing of Odin, Thor and some other god. They and Loki each made three gifts for the angry gods and if they chose the dwarves' gifts over Loki's the dwarves could have his head. Except Loki cheated them and subsequently had his mouth sewn shut.

So glad I don't buy and just pirate. This actually looks really really stupid and not looking forward to all the backlash because of MUH CANON HISTORY

>>93618223
That would be a good idea. Or maybe have this set right after it, and all the Cavengers are products of the Celestials' tampering.

>>93619180
No, we're just tired of Marvel's shit and /pol/poster who complain without reading comics or knowing the context.

>>93619296
>all the Cavengers are products of the Celestials' tampering.
Then that'd just mean The Eternals. Which, hey man, I'm all for more Eternals, but it wouldn't really be anything new or different.

>>93619362
Speaking of the Eternals, Marvel hasn't acknowledged their existence in years.

>>93619400
They'll probably do so once MCU starts having plans for them.

>>93619284
>pirates
>thinks he can complain about "muh canon" people

I agree this looks like shit but why do you think anyone should care about some cheap fuck like you? Of course you don't care about something you haven't invested time or money into.

You're worse than trade-waiters, who unsurprisingly also hate canon. I find people that buy floppies for a couple of years start to become more canon-fags because they realize what it feels like to have spent a few years investing in a story for it to be retconned.

>>93619427
Do they have any plans for them? We've got Celestials but that doesn't mean anything.

>>93619470

I'm way too fucking broke to buy comics. If I wasn't, sure I'd purchase what I like. I'm not gonna sit on my ass twirling nun fucking thumbs around thing "gee I hope I get to read new Doctor Strange or Avengers someday".

If it's available to me without any cost right now, I'm gonna fucking read it.

>>93616527
Sentry?
Or maybe they're referring to the Legacy Characters.

>>93619159
Okay, so they push the "Cavengers" in their press release but don't feature them on ANY of the variants. They push the beginning to the present in the press release but only feature present day characters on the variants.

Just seems odd.

>>93616527
Non-Nazi Steve Rogers. Underwhelming and expected.

>>93618356
Fantastic 3 with MOON GIRL

>>93619634
It's possible that the "Prehistoric Avengers" was a pre-planned arc that got hastily repurposed for the Legacy/Generations event.

>>93619808
That seems the likely scenario.

>>93619808
That's almost assured considering Aaron had teased the Prehistoric Avengers in his Thor run already, and that happened before they would have been planning Legacy.

>>93618265
Marvel trying to get their sales up again with no effort or love put into it. Pretty much ehat yo have been seeing since 2013

>>93619882
>Aaron had teased the Prehistoric Avengers in his Thor run already
When?

>>93619558
Cool, newfag. But I don't really care.

Why out yourself as someone who doesn't spend money in the same post you complain about a specific type of reader? Nobody cares if you think canon is stupid, most of you casuals do. Because they haven't and aren't invested in an ongoing story.

>>93619826
>>93619882
Not to mention the whole "from the beginning of time to the reaches of the future" type vibe is almost exactly like dark days. Another event I have no interest in.

>>93619160
September

Is this Marvel's attempt of convincing people they shouldn't be mad their favourites are gone because they weren't the originals anyway?

>>93619400
Hasn't Ewing played with them in Ultimates 1 or 2?

>>93620062
When did they first announce the whole Dark Days/Metal thing? Cause by May at least I had a vague idea of what the story might be about (Nth Metal, Dark Multiverse, etc)

But I know they announced Legacy late April and I still have no idea what it's supposed to be other than introducing the Cavengers (and I don't think they'd be the sole focus of the book).

>>93619904
Add the end of the flashback arc to viking Thor fighting Viking Hulk.

>>93620291
If it is then it would backfire on them.

>>93620024
We do not care, but the comic companies do. Casuals buy a shit ton of trades and Marvel loves them for it.

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>all upset people
Homo-sapiens developed about 200,000 years ago.

Homo-wakandans developed 1,500,000 years ago.

>>93620573
Nobody loves people like the anon I've replied to. He literally doesn't pay money for any of them trades or no.

And also, marvel/dc do not necessarily like trade-waiters. They're just happy they get a sale at some point. They need cash in between the six months it takes for a monthly book to get a trade.

I don't get it.

Does marvel really think that this'll help with the sales?

What the fuck? Nobody asked for Cavemen Avengers.

>>93619268
>Loki cheated them and subsequently had his mouth sewn shut.
He claimed that they couldn't decapitate him because he "bet his head, but not his NECK" ... so they worked with what they had.

>>93620579
I don't think coked out scott storch is the smile that represents your point faggot.

>>93620484
It's going to be an issue of things happening at different points in time that builds to some mystery and return of a person. Basically vignettes on the Cavengers, Silver Age Avengers, and modern Avengers then a bunch of teasing and advertisements for other stories that will be having said arcs happen under the Legacy banner. It'll probably be a double-sized issue of nonsense with solid art by Ribic with mediocre writing and any """"big twists"""" will just get posted around everywhere anyways so it's hardly like you'd have to get the issue to find out.

But who knows, maybe it'll somehow be good. Whether it is or not, it's still just a one-shot.

>>93618402
Years too late. I don't think any creator atm would do a good run with the character. At this point Bendis would prob get the job to do it.

>>93620438
Nope. He hasn't touched them at all. The only people who used the Eternals in recent years were Robinson in All-new Invaders and Yost in New Warriors.

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>>93616280
Why in the fuck does Agamotto look like one of the discarded MCU-Strange concepts? Dude's a motherfucking caterpillar.

Shit should be the pre-historic adventures of literal Black Panther, a caterpillar, literal phoenix and whatever crazy megafauna Zarathos is posessing.

Fuck, actually, I'd read that, this looks like ass though...least the art'll be good, too bad Jason Aaron cannot into continuity, even when it's his own fucking continuity.

>>93620675
This. Cavengers is the blunder of the century. Marvel is finished.

>>93620675
I don't know what the hell's going on at this company.
Every time they make a new announcement for Legacy, people want less and less to do with it.
Retailers are furious with Marvel right now, and Marvel seems to be giving up with Legacy and saying that it's a teaser for what they'll be doing in 2018.

>>93616408
Aliens visited or some shit.

>>93621005
Well, this would be around the time of the First Host.

At least the art's good.

I'm genuinely surprised that Marvel is referring to the time frame as BC and not BCE.

>>93616408

Homo sapiens wasn't around either in 1,000,000 BC.

I could accept Wakanda being the oldest human civilization. I could! It would make some sense, and it could even be funny. "So you see, doctor Richards, modern-day Wakanda is actually a mere latter-day remnant of what once was a continent-spanning empire of peace and plenty."
"I see. That's... somewhat disheartening."

>>93621541
Why? Almost everyone says BC.

>>93616466

There were no Deviants in 1,000,000 BC either. The Celestials started messing with humanity about 800,000 years ago.

>>93616625

Because Marvel is dead and all we see and hear is just bubbles of gas escaping the decaying carcass.

>>93616657

Nice lady top right.

>>93621541
BCE is dumb and, in attempting to be "culturally sensitive" or nondenominational or whatever actually ends up being kind of offensive to nonchristians because it still uses the birth of Jesus as your year 0 but now pretends it's relevant to everyone.

>>93621726
Isn't 1,000,000 BC when the Celestials showed up?

>>93616794
>subhuman niggers

If you were a real racist instead of a baiter you wouldn't have used the adjective.

>>93616823

It's like that whole 'kid Thor' book was written for nothing.

>>93616854
>So, have Kull and Conan even been born yet?

No, they lived less than 20,000 years ago.

>>93617218

To be fair. There have been humans in Africa about five times longer than in Europe.

>>93617635

I thought that was Set and Demogorge fighting. Or it may haven been Sise-Neg banishing Shuma-Gorath.

Didn't Bucky and the Human Torch both kill Hitler? Seperately?

>>93617747

There is a complex irony there.

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>Ripping Morrison once again
Jesus Christ Marvel, just once, just once be original.

>>93616527
MIRACLEMAN

>>93617830

...In a bear skin, because he is actually prehistoric Kang with a time machine made of sticks, stones and shells!

>>93617885

Logically, all humans or human ancestors (Homo Ergaster, I should say) should be dark-skinned in 1,000,000 BC. There simply were no other options available at the time. Like famous antisemite Henry Ford said: "You can get them in any color, long as it's black".

>>93618046

We have that now. And that one's not only black, but also a girl!

>>93618063

And the hottest.

.....Wellllll.... Melania is pretty cute.

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>>93621952
If we're gonna go there then Morrison is the rip-off

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>>93618084
>You can't have naked Phoenix

GODDAMN IT! WHY NOT!

>>93618168
>Odin is over a million years old

Which he probably isn't.

>>93618176
>giving reigns

Reins.

>>93618223

Timeframe is a bit off, but it might be.

>>93618496

They are gods. Not aliens. Odin and all the other Asgardiands - and all the other gods of Marvel - originate on Earth.

>>93618771

-Agamotto
-Phoenix
-Odin

Sheeeeeit. That might actually be it. He's not Wakandan... he's the actual Panther God.
And the original Avengers are the God Squad!

>literally just different events and shit being retconed

marvel sure is taking a big risk

>>93616228
> caveman avengers
> aaron and ribic

I'm already sold on this.

>>93619096

Okay... that was just a spasm. Chill out, Spartacus.

>>93619195

Whenever someone complains about someone complaining about someone complaining about SJWs, be sure they offer bareback anal to KKK men because white robes get their tiny pee-pees hard.

>>93622184
Ghost Rider and Black Panther should be reversed here.

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>>93616527
Stiltman Hell Yeah!!! Just to top DC`s Kiteman hype

>>93620852
>whatever crazy megafauna Zarathos is posessing

>Mastodon with a flaming skull-head

I want this now.

>>93621886

Ish. I am not even sure they ever gave a real, tangible date.

It should be more like 300,000 BC if one of their creations was Homo sapiens.

>>93621997

Not helping.

This most likely going be DC 1,000,000 except BC.

>>93621931
Cable, Deadpool, and Nick Fury also teamed up to kill Hitler.

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>>93619243
>Wakanda mastered the art of evolution a long time ago

>>93617013
Cry harder back to Stormfront.

>>93616243
>>93616259
I kinda wish Odin had both eyes and didn't have his super long beard so that he'd look younger. I hope at least that his hair isn't white in the final comic.

>>93616205
Seems Odin existed much earlier in prime earth canon. And a starbrand existed, the big hulk thing.

They're all mythical.

I guess the return is something swervey or some character they bought out. Who isn't Marvel-Man.

>>93617364
Some insecure faggot who derives what little self-worth he feels from his worth is crying like a little bitch over nothing. It's another "/pol in /co episode". Ignore him.

I hate the avengers
The worst franchise ever.
Everyone is a fucking avenger.

>NEW 53
>>93616627
every single week there's a fuckton of mistakes be it a spelling error, continuity error, basic middle school knowledge error on marvel books. it is not going to be now, with 1 mil BC humans that they'll bother doing their work.

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>>93616527
>bestgirl

But most likely Mar-Vell

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>>93618356
Mar-Vell.
the same way carol danvers is loved by everyone. mar-Vell will return because everyone is talking about his return

>>93616738
>>>Always a Ghost Rider
>>>Always a Black Panther
both are servants of divinities, it makes sense.

>>93616738
>>>Always a Phoenix (Human Phoenix)
Always a Pheonix would be fine, it's the Always Human that's irking.

>>93618176
>reigns
reins, as in straps to steer a horse

reign is a verb and only a noun when referring to an era

>>93620852
>Shit should be the pre-historic adventures of literal Black Panther, a caterpillar, literal phoenix and whatever crazy megafauna Zarathos is posessing.
Next Summer... the Mighty PET CAVENGERS!

...which would be really awesome.

>>93620969
>and saying that it's a teaser for what they'll be doing in 2018
A picture of an empty office building?

>>93616527
Maybe Mar-vell, since they already desecrated Gwen Stacy. It would be a pretty big return after all, I'd prefer him over Wolverine or Xavier. Mr Fantastic is the ideal return, of course.

>>93622030
>...In a bear skin, because he is actually prehistoric Kang with a time machine made of sticks, stones and shells!
make it a consequence of Waid's Kang Wars and I'm sold.

>>93622184
> Ghost Rider
That's clearly Iron Man

>>93622257
Will Cavengers fight sticksonlegsman

>>93616527
Captain Marvel returning to Earth

>>93622470
>Wakanda found a way to disable clubs hundreds of years ago

>>93619268
>>93620693
Yes, I too read Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology.

Shit was really good.

>>93624998
It's obv Wolverine. Then bring back his book back with big number. Maybe they will do the amnesia thing again.

Lauras book is "all new wolverine".

>>93616243
Ribic is the only thing good about any of this

>>93625597
That's not something Gaiman came up with, Anon. I read a fuckton of books about mythology when I got a Kindle in 2012 because they were mostly free, and every one on Norse myth had that story. The other Anons forgot to mention that the handle of the hammer was so short because Loki turned into a fly and started biting the dwarf between the eyes until he couldn't see with all the blood in the way and fucked up the hammer a bit.

>>93625784
I know Gaiman didn't come up with it, i just kinda figured that a lot of the mythology fags on /co/ would've read the book because Gaiman's also pretty popular here.

>>93625667
everyone expects that to happen but nobody talks about it. because they know 616 Logan will comeback

>>93624998
Nobody cares about Mar-Vell

>>93626016
are you dense or just stupid?

>>93616263
Ragnarok, there have been multiple Thors and multiple Mjolnirs.

>>93616280
Personally, this doesn't seem like something Aaron would do. This feels like some grade-A horseshit Bendis would try to pull.

>>93625987
It's gonna be wolverine. He is a seller, they will probably send him to the avengers.

Captain Marvel is only allowed to be back for limited times.

>>93626198
Could be uncle ben.

>>93626016
he has a bigger fanbase now then he did before he died.

>>93626386
Could be a return of one liscensed character.

>>93626386
5 may be more than 2 but it's still a small number

>>93624878
Already happened. You should be reading GoTG anon.

>>93616205

I was hoping a while back we'd get a team up story with Aaron's King Thor, aged Steve Rogers and Old Man Logan, but this will have to do.

>>93619268

After he shaved the Lady Sif. And he didn't make the other three gifts, some other dwarves blacksmiths made them. He tricked the two sets of Smiths into entering a contest so he wouldn't have to pay for it.

>>93616228
>>93616243
>>93616259
>>93616280

What a fucking waste. Ribic deserves better than this.

>>93616243

C H I M P D I C K

WE HAVE CHIMPDICK

TOP LEFT! oh god why ribic deserves better

>>93616280
>the "Ghost Rider" isn't even a skull
Oh alright, nothing to take seriously indeed.

>>93616315
Marvel editors get payed to do nothing these days.

Must suck to be a marvel fan.

>>93618026
No. The out of Africa theory has been debunked.

>>93616228
>>93616243
>>93616259
>>93616280
Well, at least the art isn't terrible. Writing on the other hand is fucking terrible.

>>93616228
>Executive Editor Tom Brevoort
Can't wait to count how many spelling errors he will have on this book.

>>93632216
t Creationist

>>93618176
The best work he's done for Marvel is Dr Strange

But mostly because nobody else has touched the character outside of The Oath

>>93622184
The Rhino got a laff out of me

>>93616657
Post full version of pic on top right. That girl is umf

>>93625433

"He made it in a CAVE! From a box of SCRAPS!"
"What's a 'box'?"

>>93626016

I do.

>>93632216
>The out of Africa theory has been debunked.

Nnnnno. Absolutely not.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-out-of-africa-theory-out/

>>93632566

No, he just wants to argue humans originated in the Balkans or something.
In other news: I hear they found a protohuman skull in Piltdown.

>>93622099
>what was Morrison reading when he was high as fuck as a child

this exact page, based on his life's work

>>93616259
Are they gonna retain the Phoenix not having a bird form like the comics have shown?

It only had the bird imagery for a thousand plus years.

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>>93622099
Pre ragnarok asgardians had their own norse Gods.

Which some became to form the Odin we know.

Besides Marvel had 6 different origins for Ego the living planet, which neither cancelled each other out.

>>93632216
not at all, it's just more complicated than a single migration. It may have been that they moved out and then moved back. Or just that a splinter group of Humanoids moved out earlier than expected and either died out or moved back.

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>>93616280

This is really dumb.

>>93637194
>Pre ragnarok asgardians had their own norse Gods.
until Rune Thor, Asgardians would find themselves retconned each Ragnarok

Every myth and origin and secret history is true as they refer to various different Ragnarok Cycles

And, given what we learned from Ultimates about the Fluid Time in Marvel, they might well retcon themselves to exist before their own creation.

Of course, don't hope Aaron to actually tackle such point, we can only hope in Ewing.

>>93617846
A story about the rise and fall of an African wakandan kingdom sounds 10 times then whatever the fuck this is going to be.

>>93637411
was meant for this
>>93621726

>>93637411
> Wakanda STRONK
> Wakanda tries to conquer the near regions and tribes
> Manages to conquer much territory
> Wakanda cannot into pacifying them, as they do EVERYTHING a conquering nation can do WRONG
> Loses control of the conquered territories while nationalistic pride skyrockets
> Decides they don't need no negros outside Wakandan Ebony Masterrace (that's totally not related to them being unable to keep control of conquered territories, no sir!)
> Only reason Panther God didn't left them is the then current Black Panther, basically the only sane man, who is forced to play the isolationist card to keep the others from actually going Total Genocide: Mission Africa
> Ends with Black Panther starting the "let's spy the outside world" system in hope that forcing the Wakandans to study the foreign lands, they would open their minds and hearts to those who are different.

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>>93616280
I guess that's Bast as Black Panther.

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>>93637628
Which would make him older than his dad Ra.

>>93616228
So they're basically trying to pull a rebirth, but they're likely just pulling a New52. Do they seriously not understand what made DC Rebirth so good?

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>>93637987
Legacy is a slow burn to restore heros in their roles eventually.

As for history being the same for prime earh marvel, it's not fully is.

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>>93638124

>>93619180
Can tumblr come to /m/ next? The left wing is almost done taking it from the right wing.

>>93638124
I'm okay with Order and Chaos looking like that, but what the hell is up with Living Tribunal?

>>93638791
Adam was a weird guy.

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>>93638791
It was Another universe version of Adam Warlock as the living tribunal.


Now there is no tribunal again.

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>>93639272

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>>93639359

>>93616527

Nick Fury

Explain to me why "cavevengers" is such a terrible idea that everyone seems triggered by it

>>93639272
which, give we are still talking about a Starlin's Warlock, means there is a good chance all of this is part of his keikaku

>>93616606
>>93616408
>>93616463
>>93616368
>>93616481
>>93616563
>>93616738
>>93617013
>>93617218
>>93617747
The number of posters who have never read the Kirby Black Panther or heard the legends of Bashenga are TOO DAMN HIGH.

>>93616228
>>93616243
>>93616259
>>93616280
I didn't ask for Cavengers, Marvel.

I wanted a Star Wars/Marvel crossover. Or a Miracleman crossover. Or a Kingdom Hearts crossover. Or the undoing of OMD. Or the return of Rightclops.

>>93634028
>Jason Aaron Strange
>Good
Pick one, or did you stop reading after the first 3 issues?
Cause that run got really, really fucking bad.

>>93639804
first of all, there's a black person on the team

>>93640652
Was he around in 1 million BC?

>>93641336
>I wanted a Star Wars/Marvel crossover. Or a Miracleman crossover. Or a Kingdom Hearts crossover.
Well shit, I'm glad we got Cavengers instead of your dumbass ideas.

>>93640652
The only Black Panther /co/ has read is the first issue of Coates' run.

>>93634028
Again, the only part of that comic that is not shit is art.

>>93618402
Wouldn't that make the whole thing too similar to Rebirth?

>>93640652
>/co/
>Reading comics
Pick one

>>93641336
What would Star Wars/Marvel/Miracleman/Kingdom Hearts crossover be like?

>>93638124
>>93639272
>>93639359
>>93639418
well, time to start reading that book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBBGxs5x05I