If 4chan were an animation studio, what kind of cartoon would it make?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

>>93615643
I know that dick!

>>93615643
porn

>>93615643
They would make a bunch of concept art for extremely fetishy female characters with little backstories together with few cool looking male characters and then go bankrupt because they couldn't finish any actual product to sell.

>>93615669
I was going to post this. I think it would have a lot more rape, too. A lot more.

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One called "The House" with all the board-tans

>>93615643
12 oz mouse

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A Gwen Tennyson spin-off where she actually looks like an order version of her loli self.

KEK TALES the story of a billionaire Sir Screw Mcschmuck going on adventures with his three wife sons Demar, Levarr, and Huey

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8-part series where Batman rapes the Joker

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>>93615796
>order version

>>93615643
TTG but they get stucked into a television and ride thier way throught several television shows, mocking every show they go inside in the process.

Waifu Nude Beach Party!

>>93615643
Nothing, staff would spend too much time bickering.

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When 4chan made a video game it was about fucking disabled girls.

Asking what the cartoons would be like is sort of a pointless question.

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>>93615796
But I like lips because I'm not a gigantic pedo creep.

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>>93616202
Don't forget, 4chan also meme'd the highest grossing anime film of all time.

>>93616232
>visit an australian nambla board
>I'm not a gigantic pedo creep

There is no point denying your true nature, Anon.

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>>93615796
>order version

>>93615796
And a chip chong nip nong to you too, young anon

Let's be real here it would be some edgy pseudo anime shit with an intelligent nihilistic main character with a wicked sense of humour

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>>93615643
Poorly made porn parodies that get their own notoriety because of how bad they are over the actual subject matter.

Co would be the SyFy channel of really shittily made porn parodies of each major animated work, but people would fucking love it because of how fucked up and terrible they make everything with no concept of timing, the character goes off model each scene and sometimes in the same scene, errors and color errors everywhere....it would be an amazing shitshow.

>>93615780
Who's the hobo in the front?

She-Hulk Fucks the Marvel Universe

>>93616867
/trv/

>>93615643
A shitty pilot that no network wants to touch and a string of embarrassing failed kickstarters.

>>93615643
Keit-Ai.

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>>93616247
Does even mentioning that thing doesnt get you instant banned in /a/ yet?

If this thread hasn't made it evident; a very long porn session. Gay, loli, trans, monsters, etc.

>>93615643
Lots and lots of "haha totally not my fetish" jokes.

>>93615780
Id like a show about the board-tans

>>93615643
Whatever it would make, it would not be allowed on regular television, or for that matter, be allowed to air on American soil.

>>93615643
Child porn.

>>93615643
Teen Titans Go! Just more rapey.

>>93617024
Who would she fuck in the finale?

>>93621703
The viewer

>>93615643
Anime

>>93615643
what would /b/ make

>>93621703

The Hulk.
Their incestuous love making levels San Francisco.

>>93615780
I see Toyoko but no Danbeard
I really like Danbeard.

>>93615780
Black guy with a deep voice here

Volunteering to voice /a/-tan if this ever happens

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>>93615643
/co/ Studios would make cartoons based on knock-offs of our flavors of the month. A lot of them would be porn, and a whole lot of fetishes would be involved.

>>93615735

bad porn that would involve this: >>93615865

Sausage Party

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>>93615780
>the artist didn't forget /his/.

Nice.

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>>93615643
Boku no Pico but with the Loud sisters.

Drawn together

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>>93615643
This travesty

>>93615643
A shitty one.

Hey guys, not alarm anybody, but... I seem to have misplaced my gun. Also, has anybody seen the interns anywhere?

>>93625247
>it's a /his/ kicks /pol/ out of the classroom episode

>>93615780
Something at least needs to be done with the Board Tans. I would settle for a shitty dating sim where you play as /r9k/ repeatedly failing to score with everyone at this point.

>>93615643
Porn, obviously

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>>93616202
>>93616247
>things /co/ had no hand in

>>93615758
this

>>93626260
> it's a "someone has stolen /n/s bike and /co/ has to prove that /f/ is innocent" episode.

>>93615643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT0NHThWdc

>>93616247
How similar is it to the /a/ phone meme?

>>93615643
"It's not a child if it has tits!"

>>93615643
"Why Live?" the anime

>>93615780
Does anyone have the picture with the boards explicated?

>>93626482
man
i feel old now

>>93626445
>/co/'s out looking for clues
>meanwhile /v/ is forced to play ace attorney to bide time
>/pol/ is trying to sabotage them the entire time

I need a drawfag to do a very nervous lawyer /v/

>in today's episode /v/, /co/, and /tg/ go visit /trash/ to have wild sex with monsters/aliens/abthros/etc, again

>>93627007
>I need a drawfag to do a very nervous lawyer /v/

>/v/ shows up to court in khakis and a button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up and not tucked in

>>93615643
Probably a cartoon about making cartoons.

>>93615780
>study confirms that the majority of secondary headline readers lose the game
The amount of detail in this is spectacular.

>>93626289
>tfw no cartoon of happy-go-lucky [s4s] trying to live in the house when she's treated so differently

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>>93615780
Who are these two on the left?

>>93627769
Top is /gif/, bottom is /cgl/.

>>93627880
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks.

>>93615643
you remember Food Fight

A bad one

>>93615643
Copy-pasting my reply in the /a/ thread

>/a/ makes tryhard experimental shit that totally isn't just a generic moeshit magical girl show
>/v/ makes an overly ambitious shonenn battle show with giant robots, like Metal Geae Rising but animated
>/tg/ wants to make Log Horizon but winds up making a more fetish driven SAO
>/co/ wants to make what /v/ made, but falls on its ass even harder and winds up with pseudo-furry magical trap /ss/ with monster of the week because dick pandering is the only way that things ever get done there
>/lit/ doesn't even want to make anything because anime isn't pretentious enough, but wind up hacking together a 40 minute arthouse piece that is gorgeously animated but intellectually vapid
>[s4s] makes Inferno Cop with memes and little girls and even more ironic low budget """"comedy""""
>/pol/ wants to make something redpilled to uncuck the brainwashed liberal masses but they get as far as writing a Boys Club sitcom when the media shitstorm hits. Figuring that by triggering the liberals they've done their job, the project is abandoned
>/trash/ makes the objective AOTY, but every other scene is unbelievably graphic and surreally twisted furry porn
>/tv/ makes the Plane Scene

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>>93626316
No shit. These things were done by competent autis.

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>>93628251
>Plane Scene
Fund it

>>93615780
RIP /l/

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>>93627100
Found him

>>93627100
>/fa/ scoffs in the background
>murmers "fuckin reddit" under his breath

>>93615780
This makes me want a board tan fighting game more than anything.

>>93615780

Are /lit/ and /g/ there? I've never seen them before in board-tan form

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>>93627880
I thought /cgl/ was the one with the sword on the far right. Is that meant to be /a/?

This is what I've got so far from just looking at them and from having browsed this site for so many god damn years. I'm missing a few and some I can't place. I haven't labeled the ones with the most obvious tags (like /hc/ and /f/)

>>93615643
We would make a sitcom with stolen jokes from early simpsons/spongebob and two show of nothing but waifus doing /plot

>>93629833
Here's the ones you got wrong.
>/out/ is actually /qst/
>/cgl/ is actually /a/
Yeah you did a good job.

>>93628251

>/tv/ makes multiple shows
>Every single one of them has the plane scene at some point, with no dicernible pattern or foreshadowing for the viewer to see it coming.

>>93630151
Yeah, I just realized that was /qst/ when I saw I forgot /out/ on the far right.

I think /int/ and /k/ would make the best shows

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>>93628251

Also from the /a/ thread

>4chan studio makes adaptations, but instead of manga or comics, it adaptates many of 4chan's screencaps, greentexts, and community projects like SCP foundation.

>>93630181
>/int/
It would just be 22 minutes of a brown woman yelling "ARGENTINA IS WHITE!".

>>93615643
An animated series with enough sexual frustration to make Don Bluth blush

Choose three boards and try to imagine the kind of cartoon/movie they would make.

>/g/ /pol/ /x/

>A story about Terry Davis and his fight against the evil CIA Niggers, Windows and Nasa.

>>93615779
mmmm, tonight.... you...

>>93629833
Still missing the thing in black at the bottom middle. Is it /gd/? I'm looking at the board list and I think it's one of maybe 3 boards that aren't listed.

Also, rip /z/, and /5/.

>>93615780
>It features Anon having to deal with all the shit the board-tans get up to

I'd watch it

>>93630322
>/ck/ /k/ /sci/
>TV adaptation of The Anarchist's Cookbook.

>>93616247
wait... did keit-ai become a real anime or am I still being trolled?

>>93630212
Oh lawdy that is great.
did he ever post a part 2?

>>93630517
It's very real and one of the highest grossing anime films ever.

>>93630561
can someone tell me the story please? I'm new to /co/ and i don't know the connections between /a/ and your name

>>93630839
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way

>>93630860
huh, well ain't that neat?

>>93629833

Maybe the cat next to Hiroshimoot is 2ch?

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>>93629833
Already done before.

>>93631322
That's /r/? What the fuck? Also /gd/ is that little cat thing next to /trash/?

This image is great, but a couple of the choices were a bit weird.

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>>93631376
Both of those existed well before that image was created.

>>93631658
huh, I guess I'm just not that familiar with the board tans for those boards.

>>93631658
/gd/'s thing should be being invulnerable it "can't lose anything" because of lossless formating.

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>>93615643
anything from /f/ is kino tier

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>>93615780
>/tg/ just gets by a generic anime guy holding dice
>They're not even D12s or D20s, but D6s
Are we really so unnotable?

>>93615643
A bad one, and it won't ever actually get made, just talked about and tons of porn drawn instead of working on it

>>93632524
the older board tan design was pretty normal/generic too with how we found out most of /tg/ looked like Shaggy with varying lengths of hair

>>93631322
Isn't /s4s/ the one drawing dicks on /ic/'s arm?

>>93623350
Because /toy/ can never decide which one they like more. I'm glad we have two though since they kinda show two different sides of /toy/. Plus they have a fun dynamic

Would it be digital or traditional?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>93631322
/lit/girl has me so fucking hard right now

>>93632666
[s4s]-tan is the little girl to the far right, in the top lel hat.

>>93621703
Galactus, she's the dom

>>93631376
>Questions board-tans
>Isn't familiar with their boards
/r/ is a sauce wizard because most requests are for sources on things.

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>>93615780
Both /o/ and /pol/ go to a anti Trump protest and turn it into a rally.

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Other /pol/o/ shenanigans.

>>93633493
> bullying /qa/-tan

They've gone too far now

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why is /k/ so fucking generic?
should be some faggot wearing a mix of Rhodesian and soviet surplus shit and carrying like 20 rifles, 13 of which are AR's.

>>93615780
> it's a /tv/ starts to fawn for /hr/ because she's a big girl episode

>>93625975
>travesty
you're swine, get a tripcode so i can block you

>>93615643
dickgirl porn and lots of it

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>>93615780
This is really good. Are pic related /u/?
P.S.: /jp/ needs glasses and options.

>>93633374
>sauce wizard
saucerer

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>>93631322
>/m/ and /o/ are right next to each to each other and wear similar outfits

I miss /mo/

>>93633721
/k/ is pragmatic as hell.
It suits him to be generic. Which is why when he goes "magical place" mode its amusing as hell.

/k/ has to seem like the most boring guy around until he saves your ass from a skinwalker with his AA12 loaded with dragonsbreath rounds.

>>93626772
4chan not /r9k/

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>>93615780
>The House
You mean a reboot of this?

>>93635526
Man, remember when /r9k/ was something very different?

>>93625975
>not genuinely enjoying the greatest cinematic experience of our time

Phillistine.

>>93635526

I miss old 4chan.

>>93635526
Weird i remember /ic/ yelling at /gd/ in that pic not /i/

I can't even find it

>>93633413
>>93633493

Now I got reminder of the assblasted literal fag of /lgbt/ (probably literally assblasted as well) who kept editing all /pol/o/ art to turn /o/ into /lgbt

It was hilarious.

>>93615643
Ed, Edd n Eddy but with /tv/, /v/ and /pol/

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>>93636158
I think it might be a namefag called Alfons, always posting gay furry shit. I Think he's in touch with the /o/ moderator which is why he never gets banned for posting is gay shit on a blue board.

>>93615643
>4chan
>creating things
They would make a kickass trailer and put it up on Kickstarter. Once it surpasses $1M the creator will ride off into the sunset with his new Charger full of crackwhores, leaving the staff to post some half-assed storyboards.

>>93615643
Fetish porn.

>>93615780
>that Herodotus

Neat.

>>93635017
>Are pic related /u/?
Yes when they are not fused

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>It's a /pol/ gets /trash/ed episode

>>93615643
The story of Jack's Chitt

>>93615780
>/m/ struggles with multiple personality disorder and can't stop period shaming everyone

>>93638989
It is depressing how fitting that is, /m/ hasn't been the same since 2013.

>>93638989
>can't stop period shaming
The fuck?

>>93639074
Remember Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans? Not only did /m/ rage on it, but a ton of Asian Gundam fans also reviled it. Since it had a lot of female gaze and writing that isolated male viewers (probably because it was the first in the franchise to have a female creative leader) some in Japan called it Period Blooded Orphans. /m/ came up with their own versions such as Iron Menstruation and Iron Blooded Ovaries. After it aired the terms Irritating Bowel Odor and Felcher Gundam were used because it ended up sucking ass (one of the ragers admitted to being Drawn Together fan and that's where he got the felcher term from). /m/ is in a borderline civil war at the moment.

>>93638989
Don't forget /m/ has various Dinklebergs.

>>93639024
the fuck happened in 2013?

>>93639183
https://1d4chan.org/wiki//m/

The board is a hot mess

>>93638989
I really wish /m/ got better sometimes, supposedly a lot of people are migrating to /a/ because /m/ has gotten that bad.

>>93639135
Don't forget the big divides with stuff like Daimidaler, ConRevo, and Active Raid.

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>>93615780
>>93615780
>>93615780
>One called "The House" with all the board-tans
w-what is going on in here?

>>93639364
that's just the jay pee and its trusty onahole

>>93615780
>/hc/ fapping
>with a nosebleed

wow, now that is detail.

>>93638697
And when they are?

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>>93639644
They turn into a bigger lesbian

>>93639697
a "BIGGER lesbian" or a "bigger LESBIAN"?

>>93615780
Which board tan has the highest power level?
> tv caused a plane filled with people to crash with no survivors through pure autism
> v is epitome of RAGE
> pol trespassed reality and changed history

>>93640056

If I remember correctly /mu/ also killed a musician.

And we still can't get Stan Lee...

>>93640135
Well we memed samurai jack season 5 to life. Just have to appreciate the little things.

>>93640151

Broofs? Was it a GET or a prophecy?

>>93640135
OH yeah!
Hell be fine

>>93640179
Yeah lemme see if I can find it.
>OP:When do we get season 5
>First post: when this thread gets dubs
It was dubs. 5 days later it was announced.

>>93640277
>>93640179
Can't find a screencap, here's the thread
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/77780719/
Here's the announcement thread
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/77869706/

>>93640056
>[s4s] has untold memeing powers that could take on God himself

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>It's a bad episode made entirely as a joke
>It's actually good

>>93640551
>my little politics.png
that was fun desu sempai

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>>93640135
Well, /b/ should have the highest power-level

There's still that ''I WILL BLOW UP A BUILDING IF ANYONE MENTIONS BON JOVI'' thing from /mu/ or /v/, but it pales to that one time /b/ nuked China

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>>93615643
>If 4chan were an animation studio, what kind of cartoon would it make?
here goes my idea:
>Peaceful land of /po/ home to origami masters is attacked by Redditor Hordes that broke through protective barriers around the Plane of 4chan thanks to the help of mysterious Shadow Merchants.
>a young /po/anon barely survives his home village of Paper tiger Thread being eaten by an land whale and is saved from starving to death by a group of /tg/ adventurers that ventured into /po/ in serch of Mythical Paper Swords of +10 dmg
>now our heroes have to escape /po/ and venture to other Boards in search of assistance
>will they be able to unite warring factions and build bridges between the Boards?
>will young /po/anon has his first /ss/ experience?
>who are the mysterious Shadow Merchants and what do (((they))) want?
>stay tuned to find out!
>...
>Book one /tg/

>>93639364
/jp/ has a weaponized onahole

>>93621640
He said "cartoon", Eurocuck.