Why doesn't the bad guy just kill the hero?!? *Ding*

>>93614732
Long pixar and Disney intro

*Ding

As in Seoul, Alabama

*Ding*

Woah! Where are we? They didn't tell me where we are!

*Ding*

This character looks dumb.
*Ding*

Not enough waifus
*Ding*

Scene does not contain a lap dance.
*Ding*

>>93614732
Why doesn't they just do the thing? Me know the answer has actual reason, but me conveniently leave it out of analysis of circumstance in order to validate me own argument.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeRePDOMtTQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5YWVne9pDE

These videos are cathartic and the guy narrating them is easy to listen to. I'm glad he does what he does.

>>93614867
*dong*

>Ding?
*Ding*

>It's a movie critique video that doesn't actually mention its flaws

It's like they couldn't afford Jennifer Lawrence

*Ding*

That one got me mad.

Female protagonist does something literally any protagonist would do
*removes 10 sins*

What I hate about these videos is that I know they're encouraging a large group of people to dislike films because of inaccurate nitpicks.

*Ding*

>>93614953
This is true
*Ding*

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Good little fishies ALWAYS use their turn signals.
*Ding*

>>93614943
Actually, that would be a Ding. Cinema Sins is pretty damn sexist. Especially when they keep saying how useless Black Widow is and the constant "Is not giving me a lapdance stuff." Do you even watch these videos before claiming they're SJW's?

*Ding*

I personally didn't like this movie.
*ding*

>>93614905
>>93614953
It's meant to be comedy, not a serious critique(of course, whether or not it's good comedy is another thing entirely.)

It's funny to me how flat-out wrong he is sometimes, misinterpreting things that a literal child would understand just by paying attention.

>>93614801
>Long pixar and Disney intro

What?

>>93614980
He removed sins for both Force Awakens and Rogue One because the leads did something "badass".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvkZ8sCd5EI

>>93614801
>any intro longer than 5 seconds
*DING*

Hello, /tv/

>>93614732
>Just a scene without any explanation on how it's a sin *ding*
>Scene from a different movie used as an answer/reaction to the scene just shown *ding*

That's what made me stop caring.

>>93614732
A lot of times it feels like they're not sure whether they want to sin random things that aren't actually flaws of the movie to make jokes, or sin things that are genuinely flaws of it.

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>>93614732
>I give people the highlights of movies they're curious about but don't necessarily want to set aside time to see while also lending them an unwarranted sense of smugness about it. I love when people praise my opinions and parrot them but pls don't hold me under any scrutiny, it's all just a joke