ITT: Girls you'd introduce to your parents

>>93598874
Greentext how you think it'd go.

>>93598822
I'd introduce her to my cock

>>93598945
Who?

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>>93598958

>>93598979
Que?

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>>93598993

>implying my waifu would want me if she was real
I've gotten used to the cards I dealt myself in this mortal coil

>>93598927
I don't know I'm not very creative

>>93599026
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY ARE YOU HIGHLIGHTING IT

>>93598874
what a fuckin SLUT

>>93599044
Looks like torn jeans to me.

>>93599044
it's a knee a I think

>>93599027
Are you me?

>>93598979
>>93599026
So you want to introduce a knee to your parents?

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>>93599044

>>93599111
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>>93598822

>Introduce Kamala to your parents
>Her parents honor kill her for being a filthy whore who associates with kaffir

>>93599142
I give up

>>93599142
I'm at a LOSS here

>>93599013
"Mom, this is Gwen, uh.... she's currently self-employed... uh, we're looking at her getting a GED... in the near future.... uh, she has a really good comic collection...."

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LOL

At this point anything with a vagina would make them pass out from sheer joy.

>>93599027

But, ah, what this guy said.

>>93598979

Pretty sure that's Zoe's knee. So you're a lesbian?

>>93598822
I WANT TO INTRODUCE KAMALA TO MY PARENTS AND KISS HER

>>93599500
This

>>93599013
Anon, your objectively wrong. I skipped over several images of her trying to find a girl someone would actually bring home to their parents and it sure as heck isn't her.

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Father would "love" her.

>>93599013
>>93598913
>bringing a fucking NEET who couldn't graduate high school to my parents

Fuck outta here, man

>>93599167
confirmed for not reading comics, you fit /co/ like a glove

>>93599167
THIS

>>93599694
My mom would just be happy I'm dating someone who can give her grandkids, and who wouldn't argue with her.

>>93600272
My mom would just be happy I was dating period.

>>93600317
This.

>>93598930
>Son what are those things in her hair.

>>93600617
>No idea, dad. Haven't dared to ask.

>>93600458
"...Son, how old is she?"

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>>93599027
This.

>>93598822
How good is Kamala at hiding her power level?

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>>93600617
>>93600656
Kek, that's exactly how it'd go.

>>93600718
Bad. But cute enough to get away with it. Your parents probably can't tell Japanese characters from Islamic religious terminology, anyway.

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>father's face when

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>>93598822
>>93600458
This

>>93600669
>"Do you want grandchildren or not?"

>>93599694

This only ever matters when it's a man.
A woman can make up for being a NEET in other ways.

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>>93600718
Pretty bad. She also tend to make things worse

>>93599407
>French
lol, of course

>>93599694
>>93600852
That depends on the family, folks got sick worried when I was dating a college drop out who was pretty neet-ish and with good reason, if you cant take care of yourself on your own how are you gonna take care of someone else if you live together?

>>93601008
Is that... Marco cosplay?

>>93601008
>Son your girlfriend is kinda mannish aint she?

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>>93600458

>>93599407
Is this shitposting, or are you serious? Cause she looks kinda cute

>>93599694
>>93600852
The point's moot anyway, since Gwen's going back to the Marvel world and returning to her mercenary work.

So you don't need to tell your parents that she's a NEET. You can tell them how she murders people for a living.

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>soccer mom and cubicle dad from the suburbs
I wonder how they'd react

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qt

I almost posted Princess Caroline but she's a bit old for me

>>93598822
didn't she assume people were racist b/c they were after her for having super powers?

>>93599649
I feel that in itself would be reason to avoid introducing her to the family as long as possible.

>>93600272
>>93600317

Yeah, same here. She'd be dancing in the street.

>>93601662
It was an anti-Inhumans move, given they are right next to Attilan.

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>>93598822
>>93598900
>>93598926
>>93600458
>>93600820
>>93601049
>>93601343

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>>93601871
It's the current year, anon. Love is love.

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I am not Alan Moore.

>>93601761
she claimed it was against her family b/c they're dune coons

>>93601899
Yeah, like that girl who got raped in Japan because of this shit

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>>93598822

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>>93598822
>Muslim
>underage
My parents would assume I was playing a joke for a while.

Given my parents' personal track record, and my own demeanor, it really wouldn't even surprise them if I came home with something like pic related.

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>>93601899
>best case scenario future 4 u losers

>>93601988
Replace that pillow with a sexbot.

>>93601899
>same gendered people can be married
>that means the slippery slope is upon us and I can justify be a paedo

I wish paedos would die.

>>93601932

>love
>rape

yeah, totally the same thing

>>93599142
oh you fuck

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>>93601988

>>93599142
Behind the knee maybe?

>>93602029
Strangely it seems some of the best writers are sickos. I wish they'd be kept away from children but continue to work.

>>93602029
the proper pronoun is MAP you inbred piece of shit

>>93601988

I'm not THAT bad, thank you.

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>>93602098
oh god this is actually a thing

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>>93598822
Girlfriend's a lot like Star, I haven't taken her to meet the old folks yet.

>>93598822
Stop letting a girl you think is cute, a drawing on a piece of paper no less, make it ok to normalize Islam in the west. Have you not seen what happened to Europe? We should not be letting this be ok. This is one of the only comics kids read.

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>>93602048
You forgot to press enhance.

>>93602415
I want to breed the moor out of her and make her a proper church going lady.

>>93601988
Do you know how rich melonpan is?

>>93599694
What, you mean a housewife?

>>93602335
>Minor-Attracted Person

Not only does it sound dumb, it doesn't make any sense. A "minor" is somebody under the age of majority, which is usually 18 in most countries. Being attracted to a 17-year old does not make you a pedophile. Besides, the three first options are actual minor age groups themselves, with half the responses being in the 13-15 group. So by this logic, if a 13-year old develops an attraction towards a 17-year old, the 13-year old is a pedophile. Jesus fucking christ, can't we just turn off the internet at this point, it was such a massive mistake to introduce it to the public

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>>93601988
>Implying I'd settle for 3DPD
Wouldn't have it any other way.

>>93602468
Yes, and the musselman knows it. That's exactly why muslim women having non-muslim husbands is the mother of all harams to the extent that even nice westernised Kamala is forbidden from it while muslim men taking non-muslim wives is practically mandatory. It's a religion of imperialism, even before you get into the jihad stuff.

>>93601988
Don't waifu-shame, normie scum.

>>93602415
Better listen to this guy OP, this is how they get you. First it's cute teen waifus, then Imams with whips scourging the streets of New York.

>>93602642
Wow you responded better than I could have. I just don't understand the motive behind this or where it gets them other than hiring an admittedly very hot woman who is a Muslim in a very high position at Marvel.

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>>93598822
Kill yourself, anon.

>>93601583
>neurotic, depressive asian

You think you want it, but you don't.

>>93602694
We all see you

>>93602029
The slippery slope is very much real.

>>93598822
Sooooooo you'd go to jail as a pedo?

>>93602335
hahaha what
For a 13-15 year old, that would be just being attracted to people the same age as you are.

And most adult males prefer 18-22 girls anyway, not ones who are the same age as they are.

>>93599694
>not being a NEET yourself to match
My God, just when did /co/ get filled with all these normalfags?

>>93602029
see
>>93602335

>>93602737
>>neurotic, depressive asian
Why repeat yourself three times?

>>93602821
No, I'd become the prophet of a new religion.

>>93602094
Like, who?

>>93602343
why not?

>>93598822
>introducing a muslim to your parents

>>93602335
>>93602029
>>93602819

We warned you people that the slippery slope was real and you mocked us. If you had done your research into the big players in the "gay rights" movement you would have seen this coming.

>>93604053
You are still delusional

>>93601988
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/t/umblr
>>>/s/capegoat

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>>93604053
Look man, have the real pedos dragged out into the streets and shot if you want, just leave us to waste our lives away dreaming of our waifus in peace.

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>>93601988
Why is this a problem?

>>93602827
I'm assuming they mean real pedos, the kind that like single digit ages.

>>93601871
it's 2D characters you tard. plus some characters like >>93601343 are clearly aged up in the picture
>>93601932
are you talking about the Geiger counter guy? that guy is sicker than is, he's just an idiot as who touched real girls, which none of us on /co/ desire or should do (I hope other anons have standards ). at least we're not neogaf, they hate loli but collect real cp

>>93603975
Because he doesn't want to tell his parents he's dating a drawing

>>93601899
Pedophilia is not progressive, /pol/tard.

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>>93598822

>>93602887
>haha anon, your girlfriend sure loves her fake wings and contact lenses. Does she ever take a picture without them?

>>93602891
>Bringing a married woman to meet your parent's.

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>>93598822

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>>93604631
When Vox and Cosmopolitan stop writing articles pushing/defending pedophiles and incest, I'll believe you.

>>93603975
Well it's not a serious relationship and I can't really drive her out of the state to meet them

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mom dad......a cat is fine too

>>93604855
>Is she at least vaccinated?

>>93600669
She was 14 as of 2014, so she'd be 17 now.
>Did I mention that she's royalty, dad?

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>Well shes an amazing cook and she really loves kids I think she wants to have a bunch of them.
>the button eyes yeah oh well i think that was from an acvident or something she had i dont know i dont want to prod

>>93598822

my parents are catholic, they won't accept a Muslim. I would marry her anyway but I won't convert.

>>93605880
>not turning her Catholic with your dick

>>93604463
>at least we're not neogaf, they hate loli but collect real cp
Where do you actually think you are?
Like honestly, seriously, do you think nobody here does that?

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>>93598822
They know what I'm like so they wouldn't mind much.

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Jin is the perfect down to earth sorta girl

>>93608851
Carlos, seriously, fuck off.

>>93598822
My parents hate Muslims nearly as much as I do, even slack, non-adherent 'cultural Muslims' like Kamala.

>>93608851
>so son, what does she do for a living?

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>This entire thread.

>>93602029
It's not pedophilia when they're 15

>>93601988
>>93604130
>>93602142
>>93602048
Yeah but isn't that dude a multi-millionaire I could be thinking of a different weeb?

Like say absolutely anything you want but he's seems happy and he's richer than you.

>>93607712
Damn what are you into?

>>93608974
What she did for a living?

>>93609149
The meme is that she was a prostitute.

I think a Nick tidbit on her once said her parents were refugees and she was a student or some shit like that.

>>93600317
This.

I'm sure they're convinced I'm gay at this point

>>93609149
alleged prostitute

>>93605878
genuinely funny

>>93604463
>it's 2D characters you tard. plus some characters like >>93601343 are clearly aged up in the picture
doesn't matter
if i jerked it to an aged up lil from rugrats, still doesn't excuse the fact that this is a fucking 1 year old
pathetic faggots like you who are all "dayum, slap sum tits on dat hot bitch and i'll tap dat ass" are more or less pedos
why do you think everyone makes fun of shadman or ben the pedo (other than their horrendous art)

>>93599694
Woman who work make terrible mothers.

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>>93598822
And then after her father and brothers throw acid in her face for looking at a white guy, she can have a crossover with DC and become the new, hip, inclusive version of Two-Face.

>>93610623
This desu senpaitachi

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>>93601899
iunno bout this progressiveness meme, but everytime I say age gap relationships are bad and sinful my parents say "You're grandparents were cool with it n shieeet".
Point bein, thanks to mah grandpappy I can fucc 14yos
Thank you grandpa you were a real human bean etc.

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t.London

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cuz she knows what I really want

>>93604750

Link one of these articles defending pedophilia.

>>93610625
This would be a fucking great origin story for a FemTwo-Face. It would upset everyone, left and right.

>>93611542
>thanks to mah grandpappy I can fucc 14yos
Do you live in Spain?

>>93602335

I checked that Twitter page out. It's for people who are attracted to children but explicitly never act on them.

Which is to say, yes, pedophiles, but not child molesters (which is what most people think of when they hear the word "pedophile").

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>tfw dating a 16 year old
>tfw spent all weekend boning

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Its a pleasure to meet you, Mr and Mrs (Mylastname). Your son and I have been dating for a few months now. We're quite happy. He hasn't said anything yet because I didn't give him permission to speak. If you have any questions for him just ask through me. Also, you might not be seeing him often since he is currently acting as my footrest. He's very loyal, I like that about him.

>>93613516
>femdomfags
More banal and boring than lesbians, really.

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>tfw my pernts will accept literally anyone

>>93598957
>>93601965
>So... Galacta... (Pst, honey, do you think it's her real name?) Where does your dad work?

>>93601988
>no high quality dakimakura of my /v/ or /co/ waifu
Maybe one day

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>>93599027
sadly this

>>93613249
Dunno how that it would offend the right?

Cuz a mussie is now a superhero?

>>93599500
Why does this Anon want to kiss Kamala so much?

>>93614324
Yes. Can't have that.
Non-WASP is triggering them.

>>93614133
>He is a nutrition expert.

>>93605935

is that possible? is our God stronger than theirs?

>>93598927
>Go to any Katawa Shoujo fanfic involving Lilly
>Replace Lilly with Terezi and Hisao with your name.

>>93615406
>Non-WASP is triggering them.
What? No. I'm sure they're fine with a Muslim superhero. Why I bet if they saw one who was just a normal American, like from New Jersey or something, they wouldn't immediately resort to extremist Middle Eastern stereotypes.

>>93616688
Not so sure about that. Better make her not Middle-Eastern to be extra safe on that side.

>>93613504
freakin pedobastard I'm calling the FBI

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>>93598822
I'm 25 KHV, so i don't think my mother will be okay with any girl.

>>93617371

KHV?

>>93617418
I think it means Kissless Hugless virgin

>>93617418
kissless-handholdless-virgin

>>93617445
>>93617447

Ah.

>>93616582
Nah, they are pretty much opposites as characters.

>>93598945
Yo what she was gay/bi? I seriously sly have to catch up on ms marvel