Why hasn't the Monarch knocked her up yet?

cuz dr ventur stole his penis
thats why he hats him

>>93580959
She cares too much about her career. Maybe once Dr. Venture is out of the way they'll make time. There's also the chance that they don't want kids. I mean Monarch's base idea about children is probably heavily skewed by Hank and Dean, so I wouldn't be surprised that he doesn't want any.

Slow sperm.

>>93580959
I'm pretty sure she said that both of them agreed to no kids.

>>93580959
Baboon uterus.

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Too busy fighting Hawkman

>>93581236
This. It's in the first episode.

>>93580959
with her genes, would a son of theirs be the manliest manly man ever, or would he be the most tomgirlish twink ever?

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>>93581236
If this is true I hope the Monarch got a vasectomy. Because if I were him, I'd go through that in a heartbeat if it meant I could blow my load inside her bareback every night.

>>93580959
narrow urethra

>>93580959
What cartoon is this?

>>93581303
The Quest Siblings.

>>93581303
Doctor Vs Problem Factory

They have henchmen instead.

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>>93581236
>>93581262

>not wanting to breed this

what a damn shame

>>93581418
All breeding does it ruin a woman's body faster. I bet if Monarch and the Mrs. really wanted a kid, they'd either adopt or make put their DNA in a test tube. I'm sure the Doctor wouldn't want to go through childbirth.

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>>93580959
Haven't watched Venture Bros., did they do a Li'l Abner reference?

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>>93580959
SAUCE!!!

>>93580959
Name?

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>>93581361

and the henchmen want to breed her raw

Her tits get bigger every season.

>>93580959
Can't knock up a post op.

>>93582574
It's canon that her voice is because of smoking. She's 100% woman.

>>93581303
>>93581690
>>93582163
Really?

>>93581418
They could always wait until they're ready to hang up the capes and laser guns. Having kids while pursuing your goal/career is pretty tough.

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>>93582574
But you can bump a post, OP.

>>93582883
Its summer, anon.

>>93582984
Brapping isn't summer, it's fucking autistic cancer.

>>93583131
They're asking for the sauce of venture bros screenshots, anon.

>>93583226
With a brap image, because they're autistic fartfags

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>>93582558

>she'll have cow tits in the 7th season

can't wait

>>93583760
>Monarch wondered if they were getting bigger because she's preggers
>Turns out she really is, and has just been hiding it amazingly

>>93583797
>Multiple times
>For like a decade

>>93581470
This is sadly true

>Vagina is looser forever
Even though things like sex do NOT stretch he vagina permanently, pushing a baby out DOES and c-section scars don't always look so good even when they fade
>Hips separate FOREVER
Great if you like big hipped women but with her body shed just end up lookin like Dexter's mom instead
>childbirth in general is disgusting
>good luck having sex the first few months you have your baby

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>>93584502
>shed just end up lookin like Dexter's mom instead
You say that like it's a drawback!

>>93584502
How are big hips a negative thing

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>>93584502
>she'd just end up lookin like Dexter's mom instead

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>>93584502
>Dexter's mom isn't ideal

>>93581550
They've referenced just about goddamned everything. It's unreal how far they go to slip shit in sometimes.

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Yall best not forget about her college outfit.

>>93585206
Billy's timing that episode was terrible. Dude cockblocked Limb pretty fuckin hard right there.

>>93585289
>Dude cockblocked Limb pretty fuckin hard right there

it's not like they haven't been fucking long before billy showed up.

>>93585432
But this was before she learned about him being evil, and when he went to "reveal" himself to her, she seemed quite put off by the thought he was going straight for sex.

>>93581470
>>93584502
I can see we're dealing with a pair of grade A degenerates here. If the thought of breeding a women in her prime doesn't make you hard enough to pierce steel, then you're a limp dicked numale, doomed to genetic extinction. If you also can't appreciate a women who had acquired a motherly body then you're just a filthy plebeian with the most mundane and pedestrian taste, you can't truely ever appreciate a women's beauty.

>>93581418
Heavy smoking causes sterility.

>>93581470
>All breeding does it ruin a woman's body faster

And their faces. Having a child basically ages a woman by 10 years overnight.

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>>93586071
grill here. Every woman I know who had kids, even in their early 20's, looks fucking weathered and awful. Nothing ruins us faster than pregnancy and childbirth.

>>93586071
I don't agree with the other guy complaining about hips, but everything else from the gained weight, the stretch marks, the added wrinkles, the gaping cunt, and crying of your spawn which will burden you for the next 18 years at least is not attractive to everyone. And I still don't get this obsession pol (or whomever fuck) has with passing down your bloodline. You're still going to fucking die and you will not be remembered for shit even in your family if all you did was breed.

If you really care about a legacy, do something more than impregnate a bitch. Do something

>>93584502
>Vagina is looser forever
This isn't true at all.

>>93584502
I don't blame women for never wanting to have sex after giving birth, after having your vagina and breasts be used for something like giving birth and feeding your baby, it must feel fucking gross and jarring to have some disgusting male use those organs for sex.

>>93586287
That's not from pregnancy and childbirth, that's from raising children.

>>93586692
>That's not from pregnancy and childbirth

Oh, yes it is.

Venture Brothers Season 7 hour long special in Fall 2017.

>>93580959
Because he's sterile from years of living in a radioactive flying cocoon?

>>93586756
nah i know some pretty fucking hot moms with bangin bodies

Normies can't handle "cheesy" or "tongue in cheek" or "silverage" so they can't enjoy Venture Brothers like they can with Rick And Moryt

Shes going to have so much hate filled sex with Monarch when she finds out about the Blue Morpho thing

>>93586763
Source.

>>93586756
Well, if fatties use it as an excuse it is
Grill here too, almost every woman gets stretch marks and saggier tits, but if you get fat (not gain weight from water retention bc hormones) and stay fat, that's on you.

>>93584502
>lookin like Dexter's mom instead
So impregnate ASAP?

>>93580959
Slow caterpillars in his cocoons

>>93580959
i remember speculation when this aired that she might be pregnant there

>>93586287
Only lazy fucks who don't take care of themselves.

Coworker has twins, got seperate, decided to drop her weight, looks hot as fuck and is working on her abs. All while raising twins and sitting at a desk job all day.

If she decided to look for someone new they would be lining up Ina heartbeat. She just had to work for it

>>93581418
...which episode was this in?

>>93581690
When the new Reich arrives, brapposters will be skinned alive and left out in the desert for the buzzards.

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>no deep voiced thicc waifu

it hurts

>>93581291
Dr. Mrs. Monarch isn't manly at all, the voice comes from her heavy smoking habit.

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>>93582230

I want to breed her raw

>>93591314
>21 shielding his eyes
Why is he so precious?

>>93592685
When this episode first aired, I swore that the lingerie she was wearing was shopped in for censorship reasons, it looked somewhat poorly drawn compared tot he rest of the scene. So I was expecting her to be completely naked under that coat in the DVD release, I was shocked to find out that she wasn't.

>>93592685
It's impolite to be erect at the dinner table. Everyone knows that, anon. I hope for your fellow diners' sake that you're not strutting around full mast at dinner.

Obviously breakfast is a different story,
morning wood is healthy and natural.

>>93580959
They aren't ready for kids

>>93586287
>grill here
Teehee, don't breed me silly boyz ;)

>>93586287
This depends on the woman. Women that took somewhat good care of themselves before giving birth, like having a somewhat active lifestyle and eating right, will usually do so afterwards too. The ones who are already on the decline will look for any excuse to not do shit.

>>93585206
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch from the College days doesn't really do it for me. Part of the reason why she's so attractive to me is because of her, IDK, maturity and competence? Closest thing I'll ever have to a 2D waifu.

>>93586287
Probably still better than what happens to them if they go their whole lives without having kids.

>>93584502
>Great if you like big hipped women but with her body shed just end up lookin like Dexter's mom instead
>implying that wouldn't make her look even better
I feel like you have failed to communicate your intended meaning

>>93586337
They're afraid of the niggers and mudslimes out breeding them and bringing about the extinction of the glorious Aryan race

>>93581418
For some people procreation is more than just a fetish.

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>>93586071
I don't think you fully understand how horrific pregnancy is.

>>93586287
True but there are exeptions.

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>People finding the actual fertilization part of sex sexy.

You're both weirdos and annoying prudes.

>>93592685
He is embarest by their sex games at the dinner table.

>>93593501
Every fetish is dumb when you think about it. It pushes buttons in the primitive parts of your brain.

>>93593516
The actual dumb part is people not realizing that not everyone shares their fetish and them having some kind of feeling of superiority because they're the bigger degenerate.

>>93593561
>having some kind of feeling of superiority because they're the bigger degenerate.
That's just standard behavior for 4chan

>>93580959
Why is she blonde now?

>>93593856
She was cosplaying again. I don't know what the reference was, but she wanted to be the X to Monarch's Y that month.

Unfortunately for her, Monarch had superhero business.

>>93592716
>>93590981
I see what you mean I guess they were going for a frill texture

>>93593856
wig
sex wig

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>>93593501
fertilization is hot but pregnancy is gross

>>93586337
No one says to stop doing shit once you have kids and nost people age like milk regardless, you hit the wall at 30 and 99% go down from there, kids or not.

>>93594375
Could've fooled me with how much /pol/tards yammer on and on about dooming yourself to genetic extinction or whatever the fuck and how breeding and raising a family is your number one responsibility as a human bean. And the fact is pregnancy speeds up the process. Hell pregnancy and raising kids speeds up the process.

>>93594503
You're not on /pol/ though, you are literally bringing up a point and a board completely unrelated to the point and most normal people.

Regardless what is the fucking point of leaving a pretty corpse? Do you not work because working ages you? Do you not go outside? Do you not occasionally have a nice meal with some alcohol?

You can say all those things are enjoyable while raising a child isn't but at that point you are demanding everyone likes and thinks exactly what you do and anyone who doesbt admit it is hiding some deep seated desire to be like you.

>>93594576
I'm not on /pol/, but /pol/ was here in case you are blind. >>93586071

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>>93594257
wat

>>93594610
...someone being autistically firm about their fetish is /pol/?

>>93581190
But the joke is usually made that the Monarch is more paternal and supportive while kidnapping the venture bros than Rusty is with them.
I don't the ni he dislikes them as individuals.

>>93594751
It's a fetish heavily associated with /pol/ types. If anyone's talking about genetic extinction or numales, it will be /pol/. Are you new to 4chan?

We're getting farther away from Venture discussion, but don't act like this conversation came out of nowhere.

>>93594841
I think the man just likes thicc women and MILFs, are going about what you think and what I don't think is /pol/ is stupid and pointless.

Really need to be a bit less defensive though.

>>93586406
Medically you're not even suppose to have sex the first couple of months after a baby's born; a post-natal vagina is basically busy healing itself. All your dick would be doing is more damage and probably some infections, too.

>>93593329
Sorry humans are weirdly evolved animals. Our species has been making babies the same way for at least 200,000 years; you'll be alright if you have a baby, Samantha.

Honestly, you only ever hear this "deathly fear of reproduction" shit from whites. Every other culture values the family and community enough to where, when you have a kid, you have siblings, cousins, aunt, grandmothers, neighbors, and family friends to help you out with your kid.

My wife was terrified of the prospect of us having kids until I reminded her that we have her mom, my mom, my step-mom, my aunt, all three of my female cousins who've had kids, and plenty of family friends on both sides who will help teach her to be a good mom, with my dad, her dad, my two uncles, my cousin's husbands, and plenty of mentors to teach me to be a good dad.

>>93595112
For most girls the aversion is sheer vanity, especially if their best features are neonatal- lithe figure, perky little mosquito bite tits, baby face.

>>93595112
Because somehow the popular culture turned to hedonistic nihilism where a life of a college student has extended from a couple years in college to as long as possible.

>>93595173
No, it's because culture shifted to jerk off the individual after WWII. The Nuclear Family and Suburbs killed the white sense of family and community. Instead it was all revolved around get a house to make your own private castle, having as few kids as possible, and focusing on nothing but yourself.

>>93581418
>is canonical she's been passed around other villains
>she literally attempts to let herself be "raped" by Brock
>she baits Brock into fucking her but he spurns her advances
What a huge slut.

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>>93593329
What a read. Saved

>>93594257
Yeah. This!

>>93581418
>Not using the DVD version where you see her nipple.

>>93595112
>Our species has been making babies the same way for at least 200,000 years; you'll be alright if you have a baby, Samantha.
You know infant and mother mortality were serious business for most of that time. We survived only because we were willing to keep fucking even on top the mountain of dead. Only thanks to medical science has the fear becone nil.

>>93595639
Exactly my point. Human pregnancy should only be terrifying if you find yourself in the Stone Age. We collectively as a species know so much about childbirth that there are plenty of medical guides that walk you through what to do if you can't get a woman in labour to a hospital quick enough and have to deliver it yourself. If there a risk of complications? Of course; we're animals and are prone to dying from a lot of shit. But to treat pregnancy with the same fear a cave woman would have is stupid.

>>93595739
>implying seeing women sdrop like flies for 200,000 years wouldn't imprint irrational primal fear of pregnancy in future generations
Everything else about our physiology and psyches are still working on caveman level, why should this be any different?

>>93594257
My man

The Venture Brothers is one of the best cartoons that no one is watching

>>93595245
It's canon that her and the Monarch are swingers. That's why he didn't give a shit when 21 kissed her behind his back.

Though on another note, will we ever get away from the culture where the man who fucks a bunch of women is an alpha where the woman who fucks a bunch of men is dirt? Probably not. Maybe women are the ones who don't desire a man who fucks everybody like men are the ones who don't desire a woman fucking everyone.

>>93595245
They're swingers so the Monarchs down with it, the only thing he had issue with was when he thought that she fucked Venture

>>93586406
It's not so much the sex as it is the fact that I'd just like to have, maybe an hour, where someone isn't crawling on me and biting my nipples.

>>93597410
The Venture Brothers is one of the best cartoons that no one is making

Would you guys still be attracted to her if her smoking damage was reversed and her voice was smooth and feminine? Not some high-pitched valley girl sound or anything.

>>93598260
Physically sure and her character would still be intact, but she'd come off alot more generic.

>>93598111

It's been in production since spring. Good cartoons take time . If you can wait 2 years for Season 3 of Rick And Morty you can wait 3 years for Season of Venture Brothers.

>>93597535
No, because the dichotomy is based on how reproduction actually works. Men's involvement in the reproductive process doesn't have to last more than a few minutes, whereas a woman's involvement lasts nine months at least, and is incredibly hazardous. Therefore, from a purely evolutionary sense, sexual success for a man is to have as many women as possible in order to have the best chance at furthering his genes, whereas sexual success for a women is to have a man who is as top-tier as possible in order to have the best possible offspring.

It won't stop because it's not a cultural construct, it's a cultural interpretation of biological imperatives.

>>93598635
It's always worth it and each season is better than the one before it (except for season 5, arguably), but it's still a hard wait.

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>>93595245

well to be fair he did think she was a tranny.

i wonder if he'll take her up on her offer if he knew she was an actual woman.

Is there a new episode out?

>>93582558
>>93583760
HRT man, does magic.

>>93599727

not until fall

>>93584163
>Multiple times
>For like a decade

It hasn't been a decade in the Venture Bros though. The time between seasons =/= the time of events in the show. From season 1 to season 6 it's been, AT MOST, two years. Hank and Dean were 16 at the start of the show, and have to be 18, or close to, by now.

And before you say 'cloning', all the Hank and Dean clones were all made at the same time, and thus were all the same age.

>>93581418
Why was Brock uninterested? Her voice still?

>>93592919
What about if mature Dr. Mrs. The Monarch tried to fit into her old college clothes?
>I don't remember the skirt being this tight

>>93595857
Because our higher brain functions can assuage those compulsions. We have plenty of primal imprints on us, but we're also highly evolved enough and sufficiently advanced enough to know that they're either irrational or obsolete.

>>93592685
He's just jaded from their perversity. Didn't he make out with her or something while drunk? Only to find out after confessing that they don't give a shit and even encourage swinging.

>>93600415
Yes, yes, but WHICH fall? I've been waiting man.

>>93600678
Yeah, that was pretty much it by his own admission. It's worth pointing out though, that in a series full of people with gaping personality flaws, taste in women seems to be one of his.

>>93599333
Nah, Brock discovered he's super into amazon women and got pegged by the Wonder Woman knock off in the last season.

>>93584502
>vagina is looser forever
It might take months, but it will eventually go back to it's pre-birth tightness. You're confusing the vagina and the cervix, the latter of which will absolutely loosen and soften permanently after a baby has been pushed through it.

...not enough to make womb-fucking a reality, btw. That's still incredibly painful

>>93594669
>>93595356
>>93596030
>>93594257

No, that's just your manchild-like brain talking.

>>93581303
>>93581690
>>93582163
Doctor Girlfriend from the Venture bros..

>>93601780
>Doctor Girlfriend from the Venture bros..

Technically, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch as of season 3.

>>93598670
But that doesn't matter since humans are not having sex for reproduction for the most part. Sure you can argue it's hard wired into our biology but that doesn't make it any less of an unnecessary stigma. If you're self aware to realize it doesn't make that much sense you shouldn't let it bug ya.

>>93595163
>mosquito bites
>normal
>best feature
Fucking degenerate. Who are you fucking? a 10 year old?

>>93592969
>Probably still better than what happens to them if they go their whole lives without having kids.

They get to enjoy their youth to the fullest, stay hot, not live for the sake of little brats, and actually have money? How awful.

>>93581291
tomgirl is an oxymoron because the usage of the word/name "tom" implies masculinity, like a tomcat. Queenish would probably be the correct word to use.

>>93588778
>>93592919
It's not just the body, the face gets weathered and goes through premature wrinklage when you have kids. Nothing can prevent that other than being blessed with good genes.

>>93602088
No one gives a fuck you retarded bitch, you post on tumblr anyway so we know you're not getting any dick so why do you care?

>>93602746
And then fall into despair after 35 when men don't want them anymore and kill themselves. What a wonderful life.

>>93602893
>And then fall into despair after 35 when men don't want them anymore and kill themselves.

Yeah, I hear women aged 35+ have the highest rates of suicide worldwide

Oh wait.

>>93599860
She just has a really croaky voice, she's 100% pure woman.

>>93602893
What century are you stuck in, anon?

>>93601944
>>93601780
When you spoonfeed it makes people feel welcome.

>>93602949
Unmarried and without children people after a certain age in general have higher rates of depression and women are less likely to be successful at suicide.

I'm not saying marriage and kids are a magic bullet but what you said is pretty much true, compared to the rest of the female population they are less happy and more likely to kill themselves

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>even in a venture bros thread, the show isnt properly discussed

My dick is hard

>>93603682
It's the show's curse to be criminally underappreciated. Also, people would rather talk about impregnating Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, and I can't even blame them.

>>93602746
>>93602949
They end up becoming cat ladies. Not trying to sound sexist here, but women are biologically wired to want to take care of children. Neglecting that urge can often cause major psychological problems.

>>93603933
>Not trying to sound sexist here

Well, you do. There's no "neglecting", some women simply don't want kids and are perfectly happy without them. Hard to believe that humans are actual sentient beings capable of choice, isn't it?

>>93603526
>I'm not saying marriage and kids are a magic bullet

No way in hell they are, every grill I've ever met who had kids in their 20's by accident is miserable.

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>it's a men can't stand the idea that some women don't want children and are really content with that decision episode
>it's a /co/ wants to spread their seed but never will because no roastie would ever let their shriveled dick in them so they rationalize that motherless women are just as miserable as they are episode

>>93598670
>Men's involvement in the reproductive process doesn't have to last more than a few minutes
> sexual success for a man is to have as many women as possible in order to have the best chance at furthering his genes, whereas sexual success for a women is to have a man who is as top-tier as possible in order to have the best possible offspring.

No. Physical attributes like thumbs aside, it's our social structure that made us successful. One man wasn't lying around in a cave with nothing but knocked up women. We create large social groups of family and friends. Not only men just hunted and protected their family, but everyone did. Cavemen probably had friendly neighbors, even and in a group, you would still be looking after children that you don't know if they were your own because thats how primate social structures work.

Obviously an adult male is more capable than a 7 month pregnant woman, but women didn't just lay around during those nine months either. Those bitches gotta run and spear like the rest of us, baggage or not.

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>>93594257
>>93594669
>>93595356
>>93596030
>>93601299
Have abortions sometimes?
No, I'ma have abortions always

The Guild of /co/lamitous Intent meeting has started in a separate thread

>>93604098
>Wanting children
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>93604622
This. Also, there's mounting evidence that early human tribes were super huge gangbang sessions. When you don't know WHICH kid is yours, you expend more effort to provide for ALL of them, especially if everyone else is doing it. If it was literally "biggest toughest brute only gets the women; no betas allowed" like other primates do, we'd have incredibly low populations.

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>>93583760
In season 7, you'll find out that her lung cancer has caused her lungs to bloat up to crazy levels, she'll be constantly fainting and The Monarch will be devastated, he'll become a tragic character and you'll end up just feeling REALLY bad for him.

Season 8 will feature a time-machine where Monarch will want to destroy Dr. Venture (via a contrived plot to make the boys into HIS offspring... which only is partially successful, The Monarch injects their mother with a virus to over-write their DNA so that the boys are HIS sons, but it doesn't rewrite Rusty's DNA, only their mother's - essentially giving them 2 dads.) He ends up saving Dr. Mrs. The Monarch by getting her onto the patch a little earlier in her life (but finds himself LESS attracted to her because of how her voice is less husky.)

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>>93604008
>humans are actual sentient beings capable of choice

>>93604008
Well duh, it doesn't apply to everyone. I'm just talking about on average. Notice how I said "often". Please stop giving credence the /co/mblr meme.

>>93604098
For me, my tolerance for people who don't want kids is like my tolerance for atheists; unless you have a decent reason, I'm going to assume that its for something childish. Most of my female friends don't want kids because of either bad genes, easily irritable personalities, income bracket, or an admission that they don't see themselves putting that much effort into another human being. All of which are fine answers. It's the people who are like "They poop and cry. Therefore all children are monsters and can't be anything more than monsters" are the same as people who are atheist because their dog got ran over or their 300 year old grandmother died.

>>93604051
I think the keyword here is "accident"

>>93605507
Nah, I know a grill who wanted to have a kid and did have one at age 21, but the dad fucked off so now she's alone, miserable, and regrets it.

>>93594790
I always loved that. One of my favorite running gags in the show.

>>93605467
>For me, my tolerance for people who don't want kids is like my tolerance for atheists; unless you have a decent reason, I'm going to assume that its for something childish.
How's "I don't see why I should"?

>>93605464
>Well duh, it doesn't apply to everyone

And it's applying to less and less nowadays. Women have the option to not have kids and live happily as cat ladies now, turns out many like it that way. Face it, your biological hardwiring is losing its luster.

>>93603933
>implying the cat ladies aren't content with being cat ladies

>>93605581
Even that's fine. That's my sister's reasoning. I'm just saying there's a difference between "I've thought about it and I just don't want to." and "One cried once when I was in line at the bank so I hate them."

>>93580959
wait, I don't remember this
is this from a new season teaser or a past season?

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Having children is figuratively, biologically, legally, and literally the moment you become an actual responsible adult.

Since, you know, you have something to be responsible for besides yourself.

No matter what, the kind of people who refuse to grow up and have a family usually do it for selfish reasons, because they want to live a life that makes them and them alone happy and content. But as you grow older, that lifestyle quickly becomes neurotic and empty. It's one thing to not have a significant other, but to actually be in the position where you can have children and actively not do it is inherently selfish.

Think of it this way: you got a shit at life. And maybe it wasn't always great, maybe you went through your own troubles, and maybe you don't have a high opinion of your own accomplishments. But you got to enjoy the things the world has to offer, little and small, you got to dream, you got to exist and live.

Why deny someone else from that, especially if you could teach them how to have a better time at life from the things you learned from your mistakes? You're not gonna be around forever, but they're gonna be around a lot longer than you.

Is there any argument against it that isn't based around selfishness?

>>93605618
The point he's making is that the cats become their children they have the need to take care of.

>>93605665
>is this from a new season teaser or a past season?

Season six, episode six. It Happening One Night.

>>93604008
>biological instinct doesn't exist

By your same logic everyone should be able to willingly never have a desire for sex because "we're, like, logical individuals, man"

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You only hate children because they're a direct competing audience for your cartoons, comics, and videogames.

Prove me wrong

>>93605709
>But as you grow older, that lifestyle quickly becomes neurotic and empty.

That's a matter of opinion.

>Is there any argument against it that isn't based around selfishness?

No. But not everyone is the same. Living a life without children is selfish, yes. But so is living a life with children. Both are based on the person's desires and preferences. Some people have a desire to have kids, others don't. Both are selfish, but neither are a bad kind of selfish.

>Why deny someone else from that, especially if you could teach them how to have a better time at life from the things you learned from your mistakes?

Because not everyone's capable of doing this for a myriad of reasons?

>>93605770
>By your same logic everyone should be able to willingly never have a desire for sex because "we're, like, logical individuals, man"

Not the other anon, but yeah. Everyone IS capable of willingly being abstinent. Most just have no incentive to be.

>>93601944
>Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

Too needlessly verbose.

>>93605921
That's the joke

>>93605822
>That's a matter of opinion.
Fair enoufh, but considering the alarming amount of young people outright rejecting consumerist society I'd say it's a popular opinion

>No. But not everyone is the same. Living a life without children is selfish, yes. But so is living a life with children. Both are based on the person's desires and preferences. Some people have a desire to have kids, others don't. Both are selfish, but neither are a bad kind of selfish.

The difference is one leaves behind other people who will live beyond you, and the other is only self gratification that, for argument's sake let's say you live a financially and career wise successful life, are experiences that are fleeting and temporal and die with you and maybe just get survied by a board of directors who run your company or something. So even if the prior is based on a selfish desire, the fact that you still extend beyond just yourself into forming another person is of inherent higher value.

>Because not everyone's capable of doing this for a myriad of reasons?
You say that like your or any of our parents went into it with a parenting handbook. It's one of those things in life you just have to figure out as you do it. And it's not something that people just can or can't do (unless they have something really wrong with them). Child raising is a skill. Takes a village to raise one, as the old saying goes.

>>93605632
Curious now, have you actually met people who fall into the latter category? I'd be willing to bet money that almost everyone who actively chooses not to have kids falls into the former category.

>>93605599
>Humans in the western world are losing their urge to have children and will therefore eventually be bred out of existence
Well that's just fucking depressing.

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>>93605879
Anon, you're just proving my point.

If you have a bunch of people who convince themselves to be virgins even if deep in their heart they want to get fucking laid, you end up with /r9k/. It's not healthy.

Nature doesn't give a shit about your feelings, if you don't do what nature wants, you're gonna get brain damage and have a shitty life, simple as that.

>>93605599
>happy
Studies are showing western women as the most miserable in almost ever, what the hell are you on about?

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>>93605969
>tfw non westerner looking at westerners kill themselves and smile smugly about it

I really have no words

>>93605739
So every human that owns a pet is doing so because they want children? How about people just like pets, ever thought of that?

>>93605969
>>93606013
Who fucking cares when you'll be dead anyway

>>93605996
>Studies

Post em.

>>93605969
They aren't breeding in Nippon either

>>93605947
>The difference is one leaves behind other people who will live beyond you, and the other is only self gratification tha
> So even if the prior is based on a selfish desire, the fact that you still extend beyond just yourself into forming another person is of inherent higher value.

That sounds pretty self gratifying as well. To get off on leaving something behind. To make your mark. Sounds more selfish to me than not having kids.

>>93605996
Aren't studies showing that humans in general are sadder now than they've ever been?

>>93605947
>The difference is one leaves behind other people who will live beyond you, and the other is only self gratification
See, you're framing this in terms of a certain point of view without understanding that not everyone conforms to your point of view. Let's say Johnny doesn't want kids because he'd rather focus on bettering himself as a person, and he couldn't do that if he devoted his life to another entity. Or more to the point, let's say Johnny has a low-wage job that's only enough to support him (and maybe his significant other), but not a child. Having a child you can't financially provide for just because you feel pressured to by society makes you the worst sort of parent: the one who treats a child as a symbol of their own status rather than a living, conscious entity. If your reason for saying everyone should have children is that you'll be bringing another person into the world that you can say you contributed, then you absolutely are not fit to be a parent.

>>93605981
>Not having kids leaves you with brain damage and a shitty life
Okay, let's calm down here before our rhetoric gets TOO far off the handle.

>>93606055
That's a pretty selfish way of looking at things desu

>>93605947
>spitting out brats who drain the world for the sake of "muh genes, muh legacy" is less selfish and self gratifying than simply not having them

Breeder logic

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>He doesn't lift and get fit as fuck and learn how to fight
>he doesn't go date a fiery bitch that will challenge him to become more of a man
>he doesn't pump her with five kids
>he doesn't work smart and move somewhere cheap and rural so they can have a nice life that isn't in some brain rot city
>he doesn't eventually get a small farm to live on and literally have the most ideal life you could possibly have with tons of comfy animals and nature and a loving family that helps you as much as you provide for them
>he doesn't take his kids to church so they can be part of an actual community instead of getting brain fucked by internet random and so his sons can find qt waifus and his daughters can snag husband's
>he doesn't die surrounded by a hugE family that loves him, all support eachother and make eachother happy, and are a benefit to everyone around them

Get big or get fucked

>>93605391
>He ends up saving Dr. Mrs. The Monarch by getting her onto the patch a little earlier in her life (but finds himself LESS attracted to her because of how her voice is less husky.)
I know this may sound like heresy, I am kinda of curious what she'd sound like if she didn't sound all husky.

Again, I love Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, and I love her husky voice, but I do wonder sometimes...

>>93606129
It's a goddamn realistic way of looking at things. You won't care that the world is full of less whites because you'll be long dead by then, dumdum.

>>93606129
Not him, but since when am I responsible for the fate of the entire human race?

>>93606147
Norman Rockwell, what are you doing on /co/?

>>93606147
>he says as he doesn't actually do any of this

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>>93606159
So why don't you die

No really, if nothing matters and we'll all be dead anyway, don't beat around the bush. Why not fucking kill yourself so you don't drag everyone else down. Not like it matters if you're dead.

That kind of thinking doesn't help anyone. It makes things worse.

You're making everything worse whenever you submit to that kind of thinking.

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>>93606227
>if nothing matters and we'll all be dead anyway, don't beat around the bush. Why not fucking kill yourself so you don't drag everyone else down

Because I don't give a shit that whiteys are dying out and am happy with life.

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>You're preceded by a giant crowd of people who survived horrible things but still kept the torch lit and kept going because they wanted to live and they wanted their kids and their kids' kids to live

>you're the one that's willingly letting it die out because you convinced yourself it's somehow the smarter choice, you're literally letting the sacrifices and struggles and tragedies of hundreds of thousands of people before you go to waste because... why?

Even cucks are better than you, you fucking soul eunuchs

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>>93606305
>because... why?

Because I don't want to and don't care. Stay mad, breeder.

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>>93606013
We're smiling because we're not the only ones going down. This isn't the fall of Rome or the end of a dynasty in China; the whole modern world is interconnected to such a great degree that when the west crumbles, so will the world.

We should let surrogacy be commercialised.
That way rich and successful people can have kids which are actually their own without ruining their bodies (and careers) for it.

>>93606439
>We should let surrogacy be commercialised.
It already is.

>>93606348
I'm not mad, just confused.

You're like that one pic of the black dude that says shit like "can't lose money if you set it all on fire"

Literally the only person losing out is you and you're acting like you're winning, honestly comes off more like a sore loser than anything.

>o-oh yeah I m-meant to not ever get laid or get a girlfriend or have kids or anything m-man, working at a grocery store and playing videogames till I'm 50 and die in the streets is w-way better! B-breeders btfo...

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>>93606348
Dis nigga gets it

>>93606274
I don't think you realize how bad racial tensions are right now. And it's only getting worse. If the white demographic decline continues as it's doing right now, eventually a backlash will occur from the few whites remaining, and it WILL happen in your lifetime. Possibly as soon as the next 20 years. Why do you think we're seeing prominent white nationalist groups gaining mainstream traction for the first time in over 20 years? Not saying you have to do anything about it, but don't say I didn't warn ya.

>>93606464
Can't speak for >>93606348 but I'LL be winning when I still have that 200 grand that I didn't spend raising a child.

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>breeders

Disgraceful.

>>93606464
>Literally the only person losing out is you

Not the other anon, but that's purely a matter of opinion.

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>>93606464
>being this butthurt that others are happy living for themselves and don't ever have to worry about spitting out soul sucking little shits

lol stay mad faggot

>non-breeders ITT are happy and comfortable with themselves
>breeders are whiny, insecure, controlling, and trying to insist that having kids is the answer to all their problems

heh

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>Another /co/ relationship thread turns into "It's always been my dream to grow up to be Ronnie!"

>>93605928

It's not a very good joke then.

>>93606589
Every
Single
Time

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>>93606482
This guy gets it.

You can't just do things without consequence anymore, we don't live in that kind of world anymore. For fuck's sake, shit that people did just a few decades ago has dramatically affected them later down the line.

Think about it, you're gonna be alive for another couple of decades, maybe the rest of the century. And you're only gonna get older and more vulnerable. Sure you might raise your hands and say you won't even think about modern problems and escape into your own world, but what happens when something kicks you out of left field and leaves you terribly desperate? Something you could have avoided if you paid attention? And I'm not talking about race war shit, I'm talking something as simple as welfare, which literally mathematically is not going to exist in the next ten years. You're not going to be able to collect welfare when you get older, that's a fucking fact, that was for the older generations and not you, because they made a series of bad decisions too.

So if you can't get welfare, and you don have any savings (which might end up not being worth much in the long run if the economy collapses again, which it probably will with shrinking oil reserves) then the only other safety net you have is a big family. And if you don't have that, you're literally going to fucking die starving in the streets as an old hobo from deus ex.

That's real shit with real consequences in your lifetime if you don't wise up, motherfucker.

>>93606482
>>93606612
Imagine having so little of an actual life that this is the kind of shit you worry about.

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>>93606612
I never really thought about it like that and now I'm actually pretty worried about my future?

>>93606606
It's not a very good show

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>>93606612
>So if you can't get welfare, and you don have any savings (which might end up not being worth much in the long run if the economy collapses again, which it probably will with shrinking oil reserves) then the only other safety net you have is a big family. And if you don't have that, you're literally going to fucking die starving in the streets as an old hobo from deus ex.

Fuck, that makes a lot of sense

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>>93606348
>>93606470
>>93606534
Once again, I respect your decision to not have children and live like selfish nihilists, but see >>93606482. I hang out on /pol/ and I've seen firsthand how white nationalists think and operate, and I can tell ya it's not pretty. They're quickly growing in numbers now that white reproduction rates are on a steep decline, and as time goes on they just get angrier and more concentrated. And let's just say that they don't think too highly of lazy whites who don't have children. I can't predict what'll happen in the longrun, but historically speaking I can't help but think of the atrocities whites have been capable of committing when pushed to their limits. Think Nazi Germany.

I'm not gonna tell you how to live your lives, but just know that you're directly contributing to the problem by choosing not to have children out of your own selfishness, and it WILL come back to bite you in the ass. It won't be people hundred of years down the line suffering the consequences, it'll be YOU.

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>>93606612
Your posts fails to recognize one very important factor: I have a gun.

>>93606758
>I hang out on /pol/

That would explain the autism.

>>93606687
>>93606735
Is this the kind of shit that seriously blows /co/'s mind? You tumblr fucks have seriously never even once thought about the future nor remotely considered these types of possibilities?

>>93600739
correct. Apparently they have had a lot of partners to where them having sex with each other is like "a quiet orgy for two"

>>93606819
You and like 60% of the population, do you think you'll be able to raid your way to survival when that number jumps? You can buy an AR for like 400 now, and people are sopping it up.

Unless you are talking about killing yourself. In which case yeah, I guess with a break down of health services the changes of becoming part of the cast of Vegitales is more remote.

>>93606156
It would probably be pretty garbage, like Harley-Quinn type of voice, or maybe that suicide squad actress who played her style from TWoWS.

Also,

>Yeah, right, "Her". I'm still lookin' for scars.

>>93606866
This is a place where people come to seriously discuss low quality children's cartoons. Of course they havent. /co/ is just filled to the brim with escapist arrested development Peter pan syndrome motherfucker who don't even think about politics, let around anything about the real world around them.

>>93606758
Whites are pretty magnanimous, it's the gooks who will take over if anything happens you have to watch out for.

>>93606859
Blatantly ignoring my warning via ad hominem attacks won't help you avoid the consequences of reality.

>>93606819
How is a gun gonna help you afford your medicine when you're an old man who has bad bones

How the fuck is a gun gonna help you afford to live anywhere when you're too old to get up to work

>>93606606
You're not a very good joke, you joke.

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who's your guys fav new character? They can be dead or alive. Warriana is def up there for me.
>son of a gorgon messing with my man!

>>93606969

Thats when you know its time to die.

>>93606990
You're the most basic of jokes.

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>>93606758
Imagine having kids out of fear for /pol/lacks rising up. Imagine being this warped.

>I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
>I want to tell her that I love her
>But the point is probably moot

>>93607060

>Are you quoting "Jessie's Girl"?

>>93606612
Christ, living in Burgerland must be like living in Beyond Thunderdome. Y'all are nuts.

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>>93606996

Red Death.

Sirena gets a close second.

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>>93606943
Sitting in the middle of a political tornado-in-a-bottle doesn't mean the entire room it's sitting has a tornado going on, and it sure as hell doesn't mean the whole house has a tornado going on. Let's not even speak of outside the house.

>>93607099
Literally every Western countries welfare system is on the ropes because if the massive influx of people permantly on it except maybe Switzerland and Lichtenstein

>>93590981
>>no deep voiced thicc waifu
OHH BAWWWWB

you were saying

>>93607141
Good thing I have a good job and don't live in Amerilard or Yuropoor. Stay mad, fatty.

>>93607120
SIRENA
SWIM IN MY LIFE
SIRENA
I SAVED YOU FROM A KNIFE
SIREEENNNAAAW crap

>>93595112
>her mom, my mom, my step-mom, my aunt, all three of my female cousins who've had kids, and plenty of family friends on both sides who will help teach her to be a good mom, with my dad, her dad, my two uncles, my cousin's husbands, and plenty of mentors
yes but this is only three people

>>93607099
Even as a leaf, and the poster of >>93607127 I have to agree with >>93607141 on at least the point that the welfare system is gonna get fucked, though I think it'll probably go through reforms rather than drop out under our collective asses entirely. I know of entire communities of women who get pregnant, kick out the fathers, and then live off welfare and child support.

But how the fuck is this relevant to Dr. Mrs. The Monarch?

>>93607195
>the entire ecomonic system of the devolped world is going to collapse in a vacuum
Well you're entitled to your opinion.

>>93607217
>on at least the point that the welfare system is gonna get fucked

Which means nothing if you're not a poorfag. And breeders have just provided yet another reason not to have kids.

>>93607242
I can't hear you over all the money I get for 8 hours a day.

>>93607215
2 moms + 1step-mom + 2 dads + 1 aunt + 2 uncles + 3 cousins + 3 cousin-in-laws = 14 people.

>>93607265
I'm pretty sure he was making an insulting joke about incest and insinuating the roles overlapped.

>>93605550
Probably because the dad fucked off you moron.
Holy shit, how many people from /r9k/ are visiting /co/, and why?

>>93606928
Hey man, I dunno if you're just here for some kind of /pol/ raid, but I'm here because I'm exactly the kind of person you just described. All I'm saying is this shit you're bringing to the table is a collective of very basic concepts. There's no reason why anyone here should be so dull as to only just now be thinking about such things.

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>>93580959
So is this show linear or episodic? What is it even about? I thought it started off as a Johnny Quest parody, but now it seems nothing like it.

>>93605210
Dis bitch knows whats up!
My gurl's gonna have hella abortions

>>93607287
This thread is so full of direct insults that I assumed that he just couldn't count.
>>93607302
I feel that this happens ANY time a thread pops up where adults try to talk about normal relationships and not make-believe ones that our favorite cartoon-pals and vidya buddies engage in.

>>93607302
And now she's saddled alone with a kid she openly regrets having, dumbshit.

>>93607342
It's both. It's either random bullshit or character development.

>>93607342

It started like that, yes. Now its incredibly heavy on continuity and character. Just picking a random episode to start with is pretty much impossible.

>>93607342
A little of both. It's basically a bunch of episodic events that have a running plot underneath. It's kinda morphed into a parody of action cartoons in general. For instance, Johnny Quest is an actual character in the world of Venture Bros, as are parodies of Marvel and DC superheroes and the whole of G.I. Joe.

>>93607342
Okay, so Rusty Venture is a former child television star for his father's reality TV adventure group that fought an actual organized syndicate of super villains. As a result he grew up super dysfunctional. He's a horrible father to his two sons, and there's an actual legal system revolving around archvillains picking someone to "arch". The Monarch has painted Rusty Venture as his archenemy and between them, Rusty's sons, their bodyguard Brock, and the man-voiced Doctor Girlfriend, shenanigans ensue.

Many, many shenanigans. Hell, one of The Monarch's arching schemes has to be put on hold because one of the Venture Brothers gets Testicular Torsion (that is to say, your nut gets turned around further and further) to be resumed at a later date.

It's absurd adult comedy and may take a few episodes to truly get into, but the way it riffs on the idea of villains, superheroes, super geniuses, and all those other fun things to come out of early cartoons and comics, it's become a very fun ride, especially when you get into infighting between villains.

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>>93606758
Bring it on, nigga

>>93607417
>Okay, so Rusty Venture is a former child television star for his father's reality TV adventure group that fought an actual organized syndicate of super villains. As a result he grew up super dysfunctional.

It wasn't a reality TV show. It was a cartoon loosely based on the adventures Jonas brought Rusty on. Jonas just made it starring a more idealized version of Rusty likely because cartoons for grown ups wasn't even something much thought of in the early 70s, so he had to make it marketable for kids.

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>>93607417
Thanks for the quick rundown, brother. Sounds like it'd be a little tricky to get into at this point, there must be a billion episodes by now, but I'll give it a shot.

>>93607875
Just like anything, go season by season. But it is quite fun.

>>93606996
I always felt that the Crusaders Action League was wasted potential. We never see Stars and Garters or Night Dick outside of their debut episodes, and it's heavily implied that Night Dick was only there as a punchline, and it was never really confirmed whether they were actual heroes who happened to be doing a protection racket for Wide Wale, or villains under the guise of heroes.

Warriana was top tier, though.

>>93607875
I personally really enjoyed the show and eagerly await the next season, pretty much any monarch-centric episode was the best ones for me

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>>93606996
Not technically a new character, but the Blue Morpho. He's a ridiculously enjoyable character especially since we know how it all ends.

>>93607875
You got plenty of time to catch up. It takes years between seasons, because it's basically just the two creators working on it by themselves. Which makes it very enjoyable since they never have anyone stifling their vision.

>>93607875
It's not really that tricky, I didn't really get into it until a few weeks before season 6. As long as you start from the beginning you should be fine.
There's not really that many episodes, I'm pretty sure they haven't even hit episode 80 yet

>>93607875
>there must be a billion episodes by now

I laughed, then I got sad.

>>93580959
Maybe he's just infertile

>>93608997
he did eat ALOT of poison as a child

>>93604622
Women fulfilled the gathering portion of the lifestyle, and even that in a limited fashion because human pregnancy is bizarre and demanding. And polygamist social structures certainly existed, as they do now.

>>93605380
Some of that evidence comes from other primates. Bonobos are notorious sluts. Even chimps aren't terribly successful with the alpha male model.

Also the haram model wouldn't restrict our population size that much thanks to how dicks work. It would ghowever restrict our genetic diversity, which is a noticeable issue with humans compared to other animals.

Fuck this, I'm just going to move to one of those European countries that actually take care of people.

>starts as THICC thread
>turns into fertilization and pregnancy thread
>devolves into a /pol/ thread
Fucking hell

>>93609711
Every thread on 4chan is a /pol/ thread if it lasts long enough.

>>93606124
>for argument's sake let's say you live a financially and career wise successful life

>>93606098
Selfish implies you are keeping a thing for yourself. You can't do that when you're dead. Leaving your progeny for the world to deal with is a hard thing to frame as selfish, prideful perhaps but not selfish; you are giving society another indiuviudual to contribute to it

>>93606147
You ruined ChiChi Goku

>>93609862
>Selfish implies you are keeping a thing for yourself
>prideful perhaps but not selfish

Pride/hubris is an extension of selfishness. You're throwing someone into the world to carry your genetic legacy, fueling your ego.

>>93584502
Holy fucking shit, how is it possible to know so fucking little about women?

The woman's body spends 9 months preparing for labor. So much so that about six to eight weeks after the fact her vagina is back to normal.
And most women can start having sex again in three weeks, not months.

>>93610233
>And most women can start having sex again in three weeks

They can start, but I can't imagine why they'd want to after all that bullshit.

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>>93608089
>There's not really that many episodes, I'm pretty sure they haven't even hit episode 80 yet

But the show has been around for 13 years, how is that possible?

>>93607342
>reading the wiki for this
>the boys have apparently died several times throughout the series

Wait, what?

>>93610471
It's one of those things where it's better to just go watch it than to do research beforehand.

>>93610233
Sure, if you like fucking something that looks like a 5 gallon bucket with arby's meat hanging over the sides.

>>93581236
And this is why western civilization is dying. Succesfull couples not having kids should be a crime.

>Monarch is a better hero than Rusty is a super scientist protagonist

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>>93580959
Lord Fanny?!

Did they confirm Dr. Girlfriend is a transvestite?

>>93609563
You're giving pregnancy too much credit that people before and some places still now don't get. Yes, it can be extremely dangerous even today. Yes, its far more exhausting, time and energy consuming than most animals but our ancestors and even some modern cultures don't have the luxury of letting a pregnant women kick back and relax with only the best of natal care. They get subjected to the elements, predators and work as well.
Even right after birth they just strap their babies to their back and work from sun up to sun down.

It also depends on how many people are in that group/family and what culture/time period we are talking about. Cavemen? A small group, then that women is going to work just as hard as everyone else. In a larger group with more caregivers and older, experienced people a pregnant woman would most likely be able to chill out for a moment(unless they had some bs 'chinese medicine' going on).

Also keep in mind that they weren't experts. A woman not being able to get pregnant was a fucking mystery and even today you have shitty 'medicine' made of grinded up tiger bones that supposedly fix everything. 'Ancient' people had those too. From making them work, praying, drinking blood, shoving garlic into their vaginas, rubbing vagina blood on babies, etc. Diet is also thing that has continuously changed and is still changing and could easily effect how childbirth goes. What is better for pregnant women and babies has been all over the place for ages and if we gave up after our fifth dead child we would have all died out.

I would imagine we only survived because we weren't very good at birth control.

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>>93581470
>>93584502
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>>9358843
A lot of Hanks in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll30Pu7PA-M2

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>>93610384
They don't have a lot of money so they take their sweet time making seasons. Season 1 is a lot lower in quality than the proceeding seasons with 4-6 being really good.

>>93581291
Girly weird, i had a classmate exactly like that his mom being a 8/10 qt he look as a experiment gone wrong because of his mom genes

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>there are still people who haven't watched the Venture Bros
Just do it. You have nothing to lose, it's legitimately one of the best cartoons of the last 20 years.

>>93612072
I kind of want to fuck Dean, is he in the show enough to warrant a watch?

>>93612097
Yeah. Dude's in like 90% of the episodes.

>>93612097
>wanting to fuck worst twin

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>>93612109
His design is way cuter than the blond one.

>>93612136
His best season is definitely 5 when he goes semi-emo.

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>>93612136
Let's be honest, we all wanted to fuck Dean more until the emo period. Hank just became pretty fucking amazing as a character in the last couple of seasons.

>>93612160
context of this?

>>93612181
Hank becomes the Robin to this kind of gay Superbatman hybrid. Also the Monarch is like his Joker.

>>93612136
>>93612160
Getting kind of Sgt. Hatred here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vXjwTux8T4

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>>93612215
Wait, the boys aren't legal yet?

>>93612257
I think they are now, but not the seasons before like 5/6.

>>93580959
>'she' has ovaries

>>93606523
Well, you better get used to them, because they are gonna out breed you.

>>93612136
It's bullshit that Dean is straight tbqh

>>93606758
>wake up, sheeple
yea alright

>>93610884
If you forced successful people to have kids, they would just have test tube babies and either put them up for adoption, or have the kids raised by paid servants while the parents operate as usual.

>>93610884
Ja, Herr Führer.

>>93597535
1- it's easy as fuck to get as much dick as a woman, it's no achievement, so it draws no respect from anyone.

2-statistics show women become pretty much useless after a certain amount of dick, they're practically guaranteed to cheat, go for a divorce and ruin the marriage the kids and the man's financials.

Cartoon world might disregard a lot of things about reality but neither the writers nor the audience can escape awareness about it.

>>93612452
>so it draws no respect from anyone

A man slutting it up only draws respect from other sleezebag men who think fucking is an achievement.

>they're practically guaranteed to cheat, go for a divorce and ruin the marriage the kids and the man's financials.

Literally the same for males.

>>93612502
You can tell that to yourself but women prefer men who can get other women, they value them more.
And the effects of past partners on prevalence of divorce rates are very very unequal.
It doesn't ruin as husband and fathers anywhere as much.
This stuff is just that way due to biology.

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>>93597607
How do you disconnect though? It must be so fucking weird to use your breasts for their natural, innocent purpose of feeding a baby, and then have your boyfriend pawing at them for perverse sexual gain right after. It's all so Oedipal, it gives me the creeps.

>>93612515
>You can tell that to yourself but women prefer men who can get other women, they value them more

No we don't, we think there's something wrong with you and that you can't hold relationships down.

>>93612515
>implying slutty men who fuck around aren't more likely to ruin the family unit by cheating or abandoning their kids
>implying single mothers and deadbeat dads aren't a prevalent thing

>>93612548
Those things are not contradictory.
Women can think there's something wrong with someone and still prefer him.
In fact that seems to be common.

>>93612559
>it's a man dictates what women want to a woman episode

>>93612566
I'd never claim to know what they want.
But I've certainly seen statistics that show what they choose and do on averages and I think that has more importance.

>>93612559
They won't prefer him because he's fucked a lot of women though, they'll like him in spite of that. What century do you live in? You realize STD's are a concern to women, right?

>>93612575
Take it from me, dude, stop living by the "all women want Alpha males who've stuck their dicks in every female!!!" myth.

>>93612577
So they prefer men who have fucked a lot of women, despite it and not because of it, while still preferring them though.

Oh yeah, I'm sure they like them for their personality instead, but they just happen to like the guys who know how to make women want to sleep with them and have done so a lot in the past to gain that skill.
But it has nothing to do with it tho.

>>93612555
There is no implication here. Men who like to fuck around aren't going to create a family in the first place. There is no reason for them to do so today. In the overwhelming majority of cases when a man creates a cause for divorse that is not due to sleeping around, but due to failing to provide. The significant majority of single moms are stupid bitches who thought THEY would be the one to finally make Chad Thundercock settle down and ended up as 48th or so notch on his belt.

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Can we go back to talking about Venture Bros?

Which twin would you fuck, /co/?

>>93612604
No, numbnuts, I'm saying if a chick likes a dude, it'll be for him, not because of the amount of women he's fucked.

>implying charming, likable, or endearing men are all manwhores

>>93612605
>Men who like to fuck around aren't going to create a family in the first place

Except they do. Does accidental pregnancy not exist in your world?

>The significant majority of single moms are stupid bitches who thought THEY would be the one to finally make Chad Thundercock settle down and ended up as 48th or so notch on his belt

Your "statistics" are really falling apart here.

>>93612597
They do, though. Out of a couple dozens of women of my generation I know, minus borderline headcases or chronically unattractive ones, about two didn't spend their twenties slutting around, "searching for the right man" at best, and abandoning boring working guys to get knocked up by random cads at worst. that

>>93612651
>They do, though

Fuck off, we're individuals. Stop lumping us all into one homogeneous group.

>>93612642
>Except they do. Does accidental pregnancy not exist in your world?

Did you mistake a century you're living in, by chance? Times when an accidental pregnancy was a viable tool of pressing someone not willing to marry into marriage ended many decades ago. Sure, in some countries a woman can attempt to use it to extort child support - unless she'd have to contend with the fact that a percentage of nothing is still nothing, or if she can even find the dude who fucked her.

>Your "statistics" are really falling apart here.

In what part, exactly?