Spider-man (1967) Trick or Treason

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And here's the poll for deciding my future. Be sure to vote.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13277716

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ehehehehehehehe

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Woooooooooo! Hey Bro! Watch me mock physics!

I see ya bro! I'm doing it just like you do!

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"Diamond Imports LTD. I've always wanted light up diamonds!"

"That's LED, Stan"

"Then what does LTD mean?"

"Let's take Dem!"

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"Ok then, Lee, what does limited mean?"

" It means we can only carry back so much to our station wagon. 200 pounds!"

Always a treat to see these threads

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"Hold the flashlight steady!"

"Hehe Like this?"

"Yeah! haha! Easy as opening a can of beans!"

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Yeah! Ahaha! And if those were beans they'd be called kidney stones!

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Hmmm never thought anything could top Garfield without Garfield but Garfield without Anything is goddamn genius

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>*brrrrrrnnnnnng*

>>93580508
Thank you

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The alarm's going off? But I don't need waking up and we're not in school...

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Who's Bling-blingin' now? We are!

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I've spotted you with my gun! Don't move or I'll shoot you with my flashlight.

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This has to be a mistake! It can't be! Not you! Not... SPIDER-MAN!

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For catching me in the spotlight you've won yourself free blunt force trauma AND a complimentary trip to the emergency room. Here's my lovely assistant ready to show you on your way!

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But I don't want- *BONK*

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You really couldn't handle the club right now.

ehehehe. Cracked skulls are funny!

>>93580740
graci

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Jameson: Official Bugle Office meeting has now commenced. Any old news? Not in my newspaper. New news? Spider-man is officially a fugitive of justice!

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It's too early in the day. What did he do now, jaywalk?

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He stole a million dollars in diamonds last night and he was caught red-handed by the guard!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys9orzlFxAA

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Peter: He was caught? Are you sure? Why aren't you shoving a newspaper in our face showing his unmasked face?

Betty: Spill it!

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Did I say caught? Well... not exactly... according to the literal definition of the word...

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Right when the guard was about to arrest the wall-crawling creep Spider-man snuck up on him and hit him from behind!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys9orzlFxAA

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MISTER JAMESON! YOU JUST SAID HE WAS ABOUT TO ARREST HIM! HOW CAN THE GUARD HAVE HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND ALSO BE BEHIND HIM AT THE SAME TIME? RIDDLE ME THAT!

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To think I used to look up to you. Spider-man always works alone. Except when he doesn't.

>>93580250
thanks for the thread

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Peter: How do you even know it was Spider-man at all? Answer carefully, because Betty's already at full sass.

Betty: I'm warning you! If you take my sass to overweight black lady levels I don't think I'll be able to hold anything back!

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How do I know it was Spider-man? Because he said he was! I always take that weasel at his word when he says things that I like!

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And he left THIS

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Jameson: When I find the man whose hands fits this glove we'll have finally caught Spider-man red-handed. You know what they say... if the glove fits you must convict!

Well? Any smart-aleck comeback from either of you braindead youngsters?

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*gulp* No sir.

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Stupid J Jonah Jameson making me second-guess myself. I was THIS close to turning myself. Thinking I had gone insane again.

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Till I read today's paper and saw that Stan and Lee Patterson had gotten out of prison! On some sort of technicality... double jeopardy I think. Those terrible twins are always causing trouble.

I should have also mentioned that someone pulled this same exact stunt last week but it slipped my mind in the heat of the moment.

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Lee.... Stan... that sounds familiar. It must be a reference to something... Oh! I know! Bob Kane! The guy who invented Hellboy! I know my picture books.

But where could they be hiding? The two have a combined IQ of 60 so maybe their old hideout?

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Looka me! I'm Spider-man! shot shot shot web web web! I can do whatever spiders do!

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Look at all these diamonds we got! And all we had to do was check out the newsboard last week! Some guy dressed up as Spider-man? We dress up as Spider-man! No one expects to see the same plan two weeks in a row! Being a criminal is easy when you steal someone else's ideas!

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We get the rocks and he gets the blame! Copying the copycat is foolproof!

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And we even took it a step further! Hehehe! Spider-man has gimmicks, we can copy all those gimmicks! He can stick to walls, we can stick to walls. He can make jokes and talk a lot and so can we! He has a Spider-tracer and we have a fly-tracer!

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Once we plant that on that web-head we'll always know when he's nearby and there's no limit to the trolling opportunities then!

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I bet he's looking for us. Right now! I'm going to hide the loot right next to your crack cocaine. Don't get them confused! You smoke a diamond and you're never coming down!

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Aww I wanted to see mecha-shiva

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There he is! Let's give him a wedgie!

No bro! Stick to the plan, Stan! Stick to the plan! Gimme the bug!

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I am giving you the bug

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Sneaky sneaky. I'm going to do it! I'n going to bug him!

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The typography of this sign is fascinating and it continues to have my undivided attention

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HEY SPIDEY WHAT'S UP BUDDY HOW YA BEEN?

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Who touched Spider-man?

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"If it isn't our old rival, Spider-man!"

"Come to visit us absolutely non-criminal citizens. How sweet!"

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Seriously. Which one of you fucking touched me.

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"Let's play a game. The one who touched you was Hikaku. Now guess which of us is Hikaru and which of us is Kaoru."

" Can you tell us apart?"

Spider-man: Spider-sense tells me the one on the left is Hikaru and... the one on the right is also Hikaru! It was a trick question.

"You're not very good at this are you?"

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It's ok Spidey. Not all of us can walk away winners. Shake on it with no hard feelings?

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Spider-man: You two seem like you've shaped from your stay in prison. Glad to see you've decided to walk the straight and narr-

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Hey that's quite the grip you've got there

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Fooled you! We were doing it all just for kicks!

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Shoulda known never to trust a ginger

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They're going to be shenanigans and hijinks tonight. I can count on it.

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Hanging out at the bank. Just a fly on the wall.

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Spanish Fly to Black Gift. Come in Black Gift. Red and Blue is on his way. Copy.

>>93580265
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13277716
>not killing yourself option
Where do you think you are?

The thing ring sounds like a good option, too bad Spidey 2 is winning

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'I copy that Spanish Fly. Operation "Stan and Lee Patterson have fun at Spider-man's expense" is a go. Say Lee, what are you wearing?'

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Same matching outfit as yours, bro. Plus this.

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He's just standing there. What's he doing?

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It looks like he needs to use the bathroom or lost his mother. I wonder which one it is.

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Black Gift to Spanish Fly. These phones are large and clunky. Spider-man is also watching me. Commencing operation.

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10-4, Black Gift. When we get home we're going to have a lengthy and fruitless discussion over what color these phones are. Over.

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There he goes! He must be going for the Guinness World Record for quickest heist

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He sees me walkin'. He hatin'

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Look at you! Webbed up and nowhere to go!

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You thought you could walk away from the scene of the crime but you can't powerwalk fast enough to escape justice!

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By the power vested in me by myself I'm placing you under Spider's arrest.

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How can an innocent reformed upstanding young man out for a night's stroll like me possibly be up to trouble? You have nothing on me.

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You don't say that when you're holding the incriminating evidence right in front of you! You just don't! It's insulting for me and it'd be insulting for you if you had any sense of shame!

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GIMME

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Here's what you stole from the jewelry store the precious... apples????

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What else would a guy dressed in all black in the dead of night be carrying? Now if you're kicking yourself, don't take it out on the apples. I might want a snack later.

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woop woop calling all cars we have a code 616. Masked vigilante hassling someone over produce.

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Is that the police coming this way? Are they coming to giving you a New York beating for interfering with me and my diet?

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"No, they're headed right to the Bank. I wonder what for! How do you like them apples?"

Spider-man: Son of a bitch!

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"We've arrived here at the scene of the crime and we know two things. The bank got robbed and it had to be Spider-man. He left his head!"

"But what if the man behind the mask is actually the mask for Spider-man?"

"Don't start with me. Not tonight."

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I'm too late!

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There's Spider-man! He grew back, as spiders are prone to do!

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Shoot it until it stops growing back!

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How come every encounter with the police ends with them trying to kill me? I'm starting to take it personally.

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Spider-man also hit this jewelry store and left behind his webs and apples. Eating Red Delicious isn't a crime, but it should be.

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SOMETHING. TELLS. ME. I'VE. BEEN. TRICKED. INTO. A. FLY. TRAP

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Miss Brant. Do you know what today is? This wondrous, happy, joyous, stupendous day is?

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I don't know? Your birthday? Is there going to be cake and punch. I didn't get you anything.

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No Miss Brant. Even better.

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You won the lottery?

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Jameson: Close! But even Better! Today marks the end of Spider-man.

Betty: Do we still get the cake and get to wear silly hats?

Jameson: You know what? Why the hell not! On YOUR time. Not mine.

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Betty: So they arrested him?

Jameson: Not yet! But soon!

Betty: We've heard this before. This time isn't any different.

Jameson: It is and I'll prove it!

Betty: Let's roleplay. I'll be the Jury and you be the prosecutor. Put Spider-man on trial.

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First off if I were prosecutor there's no way in a hell I'd allow a woman on the Jury but I'm having the best day of my life so I'll humor you.

First he was spotted at the diamond robbery, then he robs the bank and was seen fleeing from the bank AND he broke into a jewelry store and threw webbing and apples everywhere!

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Oh no! I'm being convinced!

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There's so much circumstantial evidence it can't possibly be a coincidence. Now we just wait for Parker to get back here with pictures and we'll have an airtight case.

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But, I had sent his skinny, sorry ass to cover the brawl at the Professional Wrestler poetry reading. Which raises the question, if a wrestler attacks another wrestler while they're reading poetry is it a poetry slam or a body slam?

Then.. we don't have the pictures. Miss Brant, clear the room. I'm about to use all the oxygen

>>93583599

>if a wrestler attacks another wrestler while they're reading poetry is it a poetry slam or a body slam?

These posts are a thing of beauty

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THE GREATEST SCOOP OF THE MILLENNIUM AND I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE PICTURE?

THAT WORTHLESS JOBBER MOTHERFUCKER

WHEN FIRE WAS INVENTED, I WAS RIGHT THERE REPORTING ON THE STICK THAT STARTED IT

I HAVE BEEN TO EVERY WORLD'S FAIR AND WAS THE FIRST TO INFORM THE WORLD THAT THEY ALL SUCKED

EVERY PIVOTAL MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY, JJJ HAS WITNESSED AND PROVIDED THE WORLD WITH PROOF THAT HE WITNESSED AND THAT THEY HAPPENED

JUST LIKE WHEN GOD ENTRUSTED ADAM TO NOT FUCK THINGS UP AND HE WENT AND DID JUST THAT, SO DID PARKER WHEN I, HIS OMNIPRESENT BOSS, TRUSTED HIM TO DO THE ONE JOB I PAY HIM IN NICKELS AND LINT TO DO

THERE ISN'T A WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO DESCRIBE HOW MAD I AM

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I bet Jameson is having the time of his life with all the evidence against me. That I can take. I'm used to it.

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But those two gingers making fun of me with their misshapen melty faces? That I can't stand! I give the quips! I don't take them! Somehow those fly twins know exactly what I'm doing and I'd like to know how.

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What's this? A small metal fly?

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No, that's not a fly, that's a bee. Who would get a fly and a bee confused? They look nothing alike ohyeah they're morons.

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Knowing those guys they probably think a bee is some sort of really dangerous fly.

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Well I know enough about tracers to turn their own bug against them and get the buzz on what they're up to.

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"Hey bro! We're 2 for 2! Spidey keeps getting the blame and we're running out of space for all our loot!"

"Haha! Yeah! maybe it's time for us to trade our shack up for a larger model!"

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"Most people put money under the mattress but our money is our mattress!"

"You mean, Mattre$$?"

"AHAHAHAHA"

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Um The bug stopped beeping

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It probably died. It's not like either of us fed or walked it. Who cares?

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Let's go out and go get Spider-man or better yet go out and go find him and let him find us while we're out looking for him.

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So that's their next game. Could have guessed they'd have a fur affinity.

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"How come YOUR phone has two antennas""

"Cause I want double the reception. Duh. Still don't get a signal from the bug. What should we do?"

"I'll go on ahead and you signal if he shows up."

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WEEEEEEEEE

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When you call it a mink stole you're just asking for it to get stolen.

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Did somebody say Spider-man thread? No?

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Excuse me! I need to take this call.

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Call me Sprint cause your phone service just got terrible.

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You didn't Beep!

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Beep beep beep

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NOW YOU'RE MOCKING ME

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What was I even expecting to happen? Welp. There he goes. He'll probably run away and expect me to chase him

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Chase me Spider-man chase me! Chase me or I'll laugh at you!

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THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

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hehehehe

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Stupidity is like heat. It only rises under pressure.

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Not even close. Try aiming next time says the fly to the spider

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Gonna cut you loose.

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hehehehehehe catch me catch me

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When I get my spider-man hands on you, you won't be able to laugh

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Cutting this chase short, Spidey

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YOU CAN RUN, FLY, BUT I SWEAR YOU ARE GOING TO GET SWATTED

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You'll get the hang of this just hang in there

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Smell ya later

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Oh bro! You got a matching coat for me and one for you! Awesome!

Yeah! hehehe! But where's Spider-man?

I gave him the slip!

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Oh I wouldn't say that.

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Spider-man: Try a double shot of webbing

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I've always wanted to bag myself a set of twins.

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Miss Brant! I've been working on this article all night and I think it's the finest of my career. Have a listen.

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Spider-man Caught in his Own Web. That's the whole front page. Size 86 font.

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I'd love to tell you what I think but saved by the phone.

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Daily Bugle. No, Jameson isn't available. He's in too good of a mood to talk to on the phone.

Oh that's wonderful news! And the stolen goods too? Yes, I'll tell him.

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THEY GOT HIM? Today gets better and better! NEW HEADLINE MISS BRANT!

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I can picture it now... Miss Brant! I'm letting you into my mind to see what I'm thinking up!

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Jameson: Spider-man unmasked! It's perfect! The greatest news to celebrate my 11 millionth issue!

Betty: 11... million? Sir, how long have you been doing this?

Jameson: You figure it out! You divide 11 million by 365. That's how long. Right. I keep forgetting you're a woman. Get a man to figure it out for you.

Betty: It says Spidey's been unmasked but he's wearing his mask in the picture. Why?

Jameson: They have to pay extra to see that.

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After hearing from the police let me show what you're going to be running instead. I'm assuming direct control. Don't try and fight it.

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Jameson: This isn't what I wanted at all!

Betty: That's right! And you're going to forget the apostrophes! That's your 11th million edition!

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MISS BRANT! GET OUT OF MY MIND THIS INSTANT!

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We are not finished. Allowing me into your mind was a mistake.

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If this is a joke no one's laughing.

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You aren't in a position to give orders to anyone.

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P-please....

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Fetch me a cup of coffee and a sandwich.

THE END

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And that's the end of this week's episode! Tune in next week. Just two more episodes left in the season and be sure to vote.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13277716

Have a nice weekend

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wat

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betty has taken over the show now

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bump for oc