Is it bad I unironically really want to see this?

Yes. Flagellate yourself until the desire has left you.

> music by Jonathan Coulton

Now I want to see it too.

>>93573486
Now I'm interested

>>93573527
Oh dayum this could be gud

>>93573486

you know sandy being a black person weirdly works for some reason.

>>93573707
I was just about to comment on that.They felt like they needed to get a dark skinned person to play the brown-furred character.

>>93573486
>Squirdward looking generic gay
>Sandy being black
>Patrick being a generic white fat comedian.

Hopefully, they cast Fred as Spongebob so it can be a complete giant pile of shit.

>>93573486

I feel Patrick would look much better with a beard, for some reason.

>>93573486
>>93573707
>texas girl is black
Even the whale had more justification

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>>93573486
...I'm listening

>>93573804
Squidward was a pretentious faggot, Patrick was a fat slob, and Sandy was literally brown in the show. How would you have cast it?

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>>93573882
>Sandy was literally brown in the show
Her hair is brown, not her skin.

>>93573707
Literally from another world.

>>93573882
>Spongebob - Justin Timberlake
>Patrick - Louie CK
>Squidward - Alan Rickman
>Sandy - Dolly Parton circa 1982

Pretencious doesn't mean taking it up the ass even though that's your second nature faggot.

>>93573882
If anyone should be racial diverse it should be Patrick, almost anyone of any background can do that voice.

>>93573882

Nah, the casting is fine, but Squidward is an apathetic pretentious faggot, he does occasionally strike some gay ass pose but for the most part he stays perfectly still, uninterested in life.

>>93573956
So you're saying that it's literally impossible to get a better casting than what we got?

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>>93573486
>black sandy

>>93573930
....................oh....my .....god.......

You are mad.....that the girl they cast....doesnt look like a fucking SQUIRREL.

Did you notice that guy isnt made of SPONGE either?

This is some Sonichu level shit here.

>>93573876
I live in Texas, there are TONS of black girls here.

>>93573956
Oh sure let me just get a time machine and we'll be good to go. If you can't name better alive actors than you can't name a better cast you autist.

>>93573486
It's gonna have strong faggot undertones, right?

>>93574113
By your reasoning, I am black because the hair on my head is the same color as a black person. You are literally retarded.

>>93573486
This looks like a porn parody.

You faggots. If Black Sandy was ok for the Porn Parody, she's fine for the musical. Fuck ya'll.

>>93574158
Don't reply to bait.

>>93574113
I couldn't even identify the girl as Sandy, I could only conclude that because Sandy is the major female character in Spongebob.

>>93573804
>>93573876
>>93573930
>>93574054
>not understanding colorblind casting

I want simple minded normies to stay out of theatre and go back to /tv/.

But will it be funny?
No, of course not.

>>93574206
>implying the character that purposely invited black fish into her bubble without helmets just to sip tea while they withered and die is well cast as a black woman

That episode gave me nightmares as a kid, and didn't you notice the Klansmen robes hidden in the background of her tree home? Talk about being normie you never even watched season 5 of SpongeBob.

>>93573486
The soundtrack is going to be good if anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPuPP6p0K_I

>>93574275
If the musical is based on material past season 3 of spongebob it would be a pile of shit honestly.

>>93574275
>That episode where Sandy explains why she was exiled to the seas
fucking chilling

>>93573876
Texas is 13% black.

>>93574152
It's a musical pumpkin, what do you think we do in our off time?

>>93574332
take that back you damn dirty lying kike nigger lover.

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>>93573527
Oh shit, really?

Well now I'm curious.

>>93573527
It's like you don't remember what they did to Bowie.

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>>93574446
HOWDY YALL

>>93574332
Tons of darkness where I am.

Something about the fact that Sandy doesn't wear an air helmet and just wears a lot of white and silver seems wrong.

>>93573486
>sandy is black
Ok c'mon, that's ridiculous.

>>93574693
No, it does, the musical takes place in Bikini High

>>93574132
That are cowgirl nerds?That are super patriotic and diehard texans?

>>93574251
Cartoon wasn't funny either.

>>93574651
What did they do to Bowie?

>>93574713
It's a musical not a movie, acting/singing abilities are more important than looks on stage.

>>93574206
>colorblind casting
aka minority token

>>93574745
They made a huge musical episode, hyped up that David Bowie was in it, and gave him maybe four lines and no musical number.

>>93574728
>That are cowgirl nerds?
No, not really.
>That are super patriotic and diehard texans?
A few. Depends on how you define patriotic. If you mean they believe Texas is the best state in the entire USA then yes.

>>93573486
>black sandy
I'm not sure how to feel about this, so I'll just wait for the r34 and let my dick decide

>>93574728
Isn't that all Texans in general? Pretty sure we're the most patriotic state

Black Sandy is fine by me. Flamboyant gay Squidward is pissing me off though.

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>>93573527
Well now I'm interested. He's so damn funny on the radio

>>93574884
Ironically, one of Bowie's songs is used in the musical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKz_YJhQtzs

>>93575104
But black communities are pretty isolationist and anti patriotic.I wouldn't be surprised if they see texan culture as opressive.

>>93574884
That's... weird and dumb.

>>93574765
More like theatre is more oriented around talent than looks than the way movies/television is.

>>93575104
Been to Texas five times, have family there, can confirm. Flags all over the place, people randomly proclaim how they have the best X in the world, kinda annoying honestly

just watched the first 30 minutes of the trailer "the world needs spongebob in these dark times" yep, it's fucking anti trump propaganda

>>93573804
>Sandy being black
>implying black people can't be Texans

educate yourself

>>93574113
OH MY GOD BECKY THEY HAVE OPINIONS HOW CAN THEY HAVE OPINIONS BECKY I DIDN'T TELL THEM TO THINK THAT OH MY GAHD ALSO LOOK AT HER BUTT

>>93573876
....Anon, where exactly do you think the black people were placed when they were all transported here?

heh, /co/umbler

>>93575356
i think being a rational person is intrinsic anti trump propaganda
why do you still back him? He's fucked you over multiple times

>>93574191

To be fair she's wearing something that looks like a musical theater version of a space/diving suit.

She probably looks a lot more squirrel-like with the helmet on.

>>93575356
Literally every generation has referred to themselves as being in "dark times", how much of a triggered faggot do you have to be to find "anti trump" propaganda in everything that isn't straight up sucking his asshole

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>>93573930
I mean...

>>93575361
see>>93574275

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>>93574160
Indeed

>>93573486
Sandy being black doesn't bother me desu, black girls aren't a rarity in Texas.

>>93575218
>I wouldn't be surprised if they see texan culture as opressive.
I see you have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm the guy who actually lives in Texas. Where do you live then?

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>>93575969
This was actually, literally the worst. It would have been better had there been more jokes, but it just turned into an awkward as fuck mess.

>>93573930
>WE WUZ SQUIRREL

>>93575356
How long is the fucking trailer?

>>93575376
back to tumblr with you.

>>93573977
I think the intent of that pose is to show disgust

>>93575969
That spongebob costume makes me visibly sick.

>>93574738
>s1-s3
>not funny
Get a load of this shit taste.

>>93573486

WTF, when was that announced?

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Spongebob looks fucking jacked

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>>93573486
Maybe? I dunno
I was dragged along to watch shrek the Musical while it was touring in England
I thought it was gonna be pure cancer

Turns out it was actually hilarious and well acted (the guy on his knees playing lord farquad really stole the show)

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Was Sandy black? Why am i okay with this? I'm usually a /pol/level rassis.