This is the face of a school shooter

Not white enough.
That's a school bomber.

>>93569134
IT IS A CLOCK
A CLOCK

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>>93569134
Say that again

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Cartoons, man. The cartoons are making us all serial killers. Some cartoons. Other cartoons? Homosexuals. Homosexuals and killers. Buffalo Bills. Are we cowboys in the Wild West again? Is anarchy coming? Are you responsible? Are you mad? Are you wolf kabob rock bandage? Rock and roll is the Devil's music. Face the Music. Face to face with the man who sold the world. The Phantom Pain. Punished Star. A girl without a future. The rebel princess who threw away the crown to be with a human boy. "I abdicate the throne of Mewni for the man I love!" Prince Edward in a can. Can you feel the love tonight? Jackie and Marco kissed while holding her hand. They enjoyed it. She enjoyed it. She loves being hurt. It all comes tumbling down. She is in control of her destiny and she wants the suffering to continue. We all suffer with her, for she will be our Queen. All hail. We are her loyal subjects. We will lick her boots because it gives us pleasure. We are satisfied being under her heel. Hail and heel. We are her dogs. Is it time to let loose the dogs of war? The Great Monster War. Toffee. He's behind everything. Ludo is just a pawn. But a pawn can reach the other end of the board, and become a Queen. Is this the plot? Will Ludo become Queen of Mewni? What then of Star? She is the hand of fate. She misplayed. When the Queen falls, the player surrenders. No one will protect River. River will run red with blood. They all die. Everyone dies. Star is watching everyone die, like pieces on a chess board being captured. Toffee takes, and takes, and takes. Do you not see? He is the hand! Ludo is the pawn, and that pawn will become a Queen! Toffee is the hand in control! Toffee will lead him to greatness! Ludo wants to be played! It was planned from the beginning. Don't you see it? Chess is the game of Death. Death set you up from the start! You have had no choice! There was never any choice! This is what the show is! The ultimate deconstruction of reality! WE ARE STARS!

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>>93569208
anon, is this a cry for help or are you just a mega autist?

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>>93569157
>>93569208
Remember when people posted normal things, like Star being lewd?

>>93569774
We're beyond such things now anon,its time for us to get on Nefcy's wild ride

>>93569774
Anyone have the Moon lewd posted yesterday?

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>>93570189
This one?

>>93570205
Haha yes thank you anon

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>>93570251
Hope that guy becomes a regular drawfriend, they're doing some quality work

>>93570205
Do you know if the drawfag has delivered the Angieco request yet?

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Will we ever have riverco fan art?

>>93569208
I still can't tell what Jackie is doing in this pic

>>93569407
It's a Metal Gear Solid reference/maymay dummy.

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>>93572015
More Starver first.

Columbine parody episode when?

>>93572394
Why not a trio

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>>93572813
Why stop there?

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>>93573109
>>93572394
>>93570205

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>>93573193
>saving thumbnails

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>>93573193
wrong one

>>93573109
Where's rafael?

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>>93575013
Painting. Somebody has to capture the moment.

>>93575091
I don't get what the last panel is trying to say
>I get a Danel too????

>>93570267
why am i aroused

>>93575404
"I get a panel too"

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>no episode where Alf and Ferg go for the high score then kill themselves
>they are horrified to learn that everyone in the afterlife is a giantess Danny Phantom recolor, and are forced to join Ember's Ghost Squad

>>93575474
ALL THE OTHER KIDS

>>93575474
>The Echo Creek Massacre
>take 60 shotgun blasts to kill 3 people

>>93576180
>The Echo Creek Massacre
>Takes 1200 rounds of ammunition to hit Miss Skullnick's hair

>>93576237
>Ferg reloads more than a bronze Roadhog main
>barely gets one kill, if that

>>93575474
>Finale of season 3
>Star manages to defeat Toffee with Marco's help, but just barely
>Star is gravely wounded, with Marco admitting his love for her as he believes he to be dying
>She survives in the end
>They both go back to Echo Creek and live together happily
>Three days in, Ferguson shoots both of them to death in the cafeteria

>>93576346
>Marco walks in confused as to why the hallway is so empty and with all the holes on the wall
>Ferg and Alfonso at the cafeteria spending all their remaining ammunition on their shitty homemade bombs

>>93576434
>Tom brings them back to life so he can realize his necrophiliac love fantasy for at least one night
>Janna films it
> proceeds to masturbate

>>93576438
>Alfonzo's not actually Muslim so he doesn't know how to make bombs
>he just brought an empty propane tank with a clock and fireworks duct-taped to it

>obligatory thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UndRkZ2ukYE

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What's wrong with you people and why is this thread still going?

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>>93578070
Creativity and imagination can be twisted at times

who would Alfonso and Ferguson shoot first?

>>93569131
I thought all school shooters were virgins
Isn't he married to and fucking a pixie princess?

>>93578232
Did you not see the size diffrence? Either he's still a virgin or the pixie queen is dead

>>93578232
Eh I've seen enough tinker bell porn
She can still do some freaky stuff even at that size to keep him Pretty happy

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>>93578367
>>93578279
>>93578232

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>>93578203
Justin Armberg. Literally the Alpha Chad of their school.

>>93578519
what about the roasties?

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>>93578610
Becky slapped Ferg once, pretty sure he'd want vengeance for that
She also has a BF and thus is both a Stacy and a roastie

>>93569131
but the geek in the school can beat the shit out of 8-10 foot tall muscle bound mutants daily.

I don't know how successful this guy would be attempting to shoot anything.

Besides, Starfan13 is most likely to make some murder/suicide attempt

>>93578519
But Justin is actually pretty nice

>>93569774
People seriously get a boner outta this?

>>93578769
Also has a magical girl, a talking pinata, a troll teacher, a demon guidance counselor, that's a hard school for a nerd to sperg out on

>>93578769
I always assumed the Columbine AU took place while Marco and Star were gone off to Mewni or something. Also, I feel like Starfan would just become a True Crime fan girl after the shooting, if she didn't want to take part in it that is.

>>93578913
Starfan13 would probably be sick on that day since Star is away

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>>93578784
>People seriously get a boner over imagining a cute girl in her underwear?
Yes?

>>93578203
Didn't the Columbine guys just set out to kill randos? I don't think they had a list, they just went for the most convenient targets, right?

>>93578771
He was still born with top-tier genetics and aesthetics and gets all of his GFs for free, that's enough for /r9k/ to hate him

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>>93579141
yeah we did

>>93579043
How vanilla and boring

>>93579412
ur boring

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>>93578769
People need to cease this meme that Marco is super tough or anywhere near Star's level. He's a chubby twink who learned some basic karate from a non-certified instructor. The only reason he's able to beat up Ludo's monsters so easily is because they're really weak, shitty, unintelligent, and are some of the last of their kind. A guy with a gun or just an adult/buff or trained teenager could dominate Marco easily, which I want more of...

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>>93580476
>A guy with a gun or just an adult/buff or trained teenager could dominate Marco easily
Did you forget Red Belt?

There's only one girl who can dominate Marco.

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>>93580476
Someone like this?

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>>93579412