ITT: /co/ in Roman times

>>93567896
VENUS IS MY ORIGINAL CHARATCER DO NOT STEAL

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Galatea my waifu
Ordered a statue of her by courier so I can sodomize her

>>93568435
Seems like they fucked up her right tit.

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Visigoth animation is superior to roman animation

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HE

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Who /egypt/ here?
>roman cucks will never know the joys of serialized papyrus comic strips

>>93568435
too bad shes tainted.

honestly if we didn't have sacred prostitutes I'd lose my mind
Imagine living in a world where you can't dope yourself up and fuck a beautiful woman for hours until you understand what the gods would have you do, every time you're having a shit week or something is making your anxious

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https://youtu.be/vZQJFbrqjUY

>>93567896
FUCK WESTERN ROMAN EMPIRE PROGRESSIONAL ILLUSTRATIONS EASTERN ROMAN EMPIRE PROGRESSIONAL ILLUSTRATIONS ARE SUPERIOR AND WESTERN ARE FOR KIDS

Something graffiti on the walls of Pompeii something.
>Shitposting is an ancient form of communication

>>93567896
ALL MOCKERY OF THE JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHOULD BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM!

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Ha ha, Asatru still alive and stronk in Scandinavia! Eat that you filthy Romans, can't conquer us you pussies!

While in the bathhouse oiling myself up, I had a oilingthought. Isn't Minerva just an OC? My bud thought I was crazy when I told him after we fucked before leaving. I mean, she is a god of wisdom AND war, she's basically Mars with breasts and such a martia-sae

>>93568746
I mean, she is literally Jupiter's headcanon.

>>93568746
>>93568751
>fucking casuals who can't even onto Minoan back-issues

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>>93568751

Anubis > Hades

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>>93567896
>tfw you will never deflower a vestal virgin
Why are the gods so cruel!

>>93568014
PHILISTINE, YOU CARBON COPIED MY OWN OC APHRODITE.

>>93568881
and who says I can't?
Jupiter would take a vestal virgin for his own and be celebrated for it, I'm sure Caesar himself would do the same so I ask again why can't I?

>>93568459

Feeble bait, plebeian.

Gaul animation is where it's at.

>>93568660

What the fornication is 'Scandinavia'?

>>93569128
>Caesar himself would do the same

The lictors are on their way.

>>93567896
what do yout hink of the new chapter of the New Testament? I don't like how the writers keep rewriting the same story. It's the third time already.

>taking a hike up a tower
>see some dude casually push his nephew off a cliff, and walk away whistling
>what the fuck
>panic and turn his nephew into a bird
>never seem him again

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>>93569189
>What the fornication is 'Scandinavia'?
The home of the REAL warriors.

I find myself being fascinated by greek culture, mayhap my fellow patricians can suggest a few vasepaintings depicting the love between a man and his ephebos?

>>93569318
Return to your containment forum, damned Greebs.

Name a better brotp than Gaius and Aulus.
protip you can't.

>>93568746
I thought Minerva was just our way of shitting on Athena

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ROMANS GET OUT
BREKEKEKEX KOAX KOAX !!!!!!!!

>>93569389
>forum
do you mean Agorà? he's a greekfag.

>>93569389
>greebs
PLEASE. All you Romans are Greebs, you outsource your animation to Athens, the whole Roman Pantheon was ripped from those greek myths and you even had the gaul to water down Zeus' swan fucking scene into something "less gay".

Greek animation will always be superior to filthy hetero Roman animation.

>>93569415
Easy, Hyacinth and Apollo

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>>93569415
Damn right.

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>>93569482
>had the gaul
I like you, profligate. You will be the last to enter the arena to fight for the glory of Caesar.

Quality thread.

>>93568478
Too bad you can't into depth perception.

>>93569189
>>93569288
I think the barbarian meant to say "Ultima Thule" but couldn't quite wrap his tongue around it.

>>93569482
>he doesn't know about the Etruscan origins of Roman serial illustrations
The Greeks are merely milking Mycenaean OC for their ideas anyway.

>>93569604
Why do all Thebesart graduates draw the same profile face?

>>93569641
To fly their colors.

>>93569415
Euryalus and Nisus, Patroclus and Achilles

>>93569657
Babby's first epic.

>>93569638

Dorians wouldn't know a good vase painting if their life depended on it.

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>>93567896

HUUUUURRR! HE DIES BUT GETS BETTER

Go back to your general Chirstfags, this crap will never catch on

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>>93569620
all barbarian plebs need to wrap their tongue around MY COCK

what have their civilizations achieved, huh? we've built an EMPIRE, they're still squatting around in their mud huts fucking goats and eating raw meat

>>93569679
Literally nothing happens, either. I don't like this "deconstruction" of demigods.
>>93569681
The Indians produce quality erotica and the best cosmic adventures.

>>93569674
Encolpius and Giton are better than all of the above

>>93569679
the worst part are the side stories: there are too many of them and they contradict themselves. Like you know about that lance that pierced Jesus? Now it's totally relevant and it has its own backstory! And the cross too! We need a canon

>>93569679

>Hey! Eat my bread and wine
>This wine is my blood and this bread is my flesh

Why is /crist/ so degenerate? Take it to /β/ or /Latrine/

>>93569792
I hope that no one makes fanfiction of this

The least thing it it needs is some self-insert fuck chasing a girl like a autistic creep, and then is choosen by his favorite out-of-universe-idol to make a travel to hell where everyone who makes fun of him in real life is being tortured

Daily reminder that traps are straight and you are too if you love them. If you wish to reject femininity you should go all the way!

>>93570147
>traps are straight
>being this Roman

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Achilles and Patroclus is the patrician OTP.

>>93570175
>being this Roman
Gaul detected. May the most famous representation of your people be a naked man dying like a dog!

>>93570253
Negrum, I'm from Troy

>>93568559
>That graffiti where the guys says he will always love [too damaged to read].

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Nice toga, faggots!

Get some real clothes like pants.

love, /gothfa/

>>93568589
Subjugating Judea was a mistake

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Post greenparchments

>>93570373
>Troy
>Not OG Roman
Looks like someone didn't their read Publius Vergilius Maro like their tutors told them to

>>93570400
Pants are barbarous garbage, how on earth can people claim civilization and not feel the breeze between the knees? No free man's testes should be imprisoned.

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the guard sleeps, present your equines

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Romans are crazies.

you fuck young boys in them bath houses OP?

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>>93570649

>>93570440
Move to Caledonia and say that again

I've been wearing pants during guard duty every day up here on the wall, and I wouldn't have testes anymore if I wasn't

>>93569849
>The least thing it it needs is some self-insert fuck chasing a girl like a autistic creep, and then is choosen by his favorite out-of-universe-idol to make a travel to hell where everyone who makes fun of him in real life is being tortured

I know you're joking, but this is literally Dante's Inferno in its entirety.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I, for one, am disgusted by all of these redesigns of Spartacus being shoved down our throats. He is THRACIAN! Not Greek! Not a Gaul! Not a Persian or African! THRACIAN! If they want heroes for other regions then they should just have new gladiator slave rebellion leader heroes, not soiling a perfectly fine one.

>>93571147
Divine Comedy, Anon

>>93569849
To be fair they were kind of ducks and it wasn't meant to be a canonical adventure or map the exact circles of Hell and spheres of Heaven, just musings on human nature and how they would relate to the Bible and the afterlife.
>>93571147
No shit, sherlock

>>93568660
Who needs a bunch of goat fuckers in mud huts anyways?

HEY GUYS REMEMBER THE PUNIC WARS

>>93568435
this was the cringiest shit ever
>a guy rejects the notion of socializing with women
>carves his own waifu out of marble and falls in love with her
why does he get rewarded with his waifu coming to laifu?

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>There are people ITT who aren't Christians yet

>>93568902
Aphrodite a shit.
What can she even do?

>>93571587
Because unlike you he can actually make shit

I bet your idea of high art is Aegyptus's weird ass lunarunes

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You are now in Paris' position.
Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite all make their offers.
Which one do you choose to give the apple to?

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SNEK PUSSY > Human pussy
I want to cum inside medusa

>>93571707
>choosing from those sluts
>not choosing a pure waifu goddess like artemis or eris
Eris is my first choice, Artemis second

>>93571707
Aphrodite, duh.

She doesn't even need to give me Helen, all I need is a couple more inches of width and length for my dick.

Maybe we should better protect ourselves from barbarian invaders using our road system

>>93571765
>muh roads

>>93571707
Real talk, I probably would do the same and give it to Aphrodite cause I'm a lonely, sad sack of unmotivated shit, and if I were in his place I wouldn't have the foresight to know what would happen. If she actually told him what marrying Helen would entail, her offer would be much less attractive.

Hera and Athena's offers sound stressful, even though they may have turned out better.

As a matter of fact, from the perspective of someone who doesn't have the ambition to devote his life to changing things on a worldwide scale, if all three goddesses just toned down their wishes, they'd be more desirable--instead of being a powerful king, just give enough wealth and power to live comfortably and with enough influence to make a small difference. Or have the wisdom to make the most right decisions in your life and be admired and sought out by others. Or just introduce you to a nice girl who doesn't happen to be married to a king and starting a relationship with her won't doom your country.

>>93571736
It's not about who's the best waifu, it's about who has the best bribes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WETvS0PWLW0

>>93568902
>Not being a carbon copy of the anism of the female form
Spero me non serio hoc

>>93568478
DECADENT

>>93568459
Is it still Visigoth animation if it's made by Goths, but in a Visigoth style?

Yo fuck Carthage

>>93571630
Back then Christianity was seen kinda like Scientology is today.

>>93569679
Some guy called Paul told me I don't have to mutilate myself to spiritually ascend, so I'm good.

>>93572070
no that's visiboo

>>93571736
>waifuing a Greek goddess
the Greek pantheon are all shits

>>93568881
>deflowering a vestal virgin
Whoa, slow down there Elagabalus!

>>93572409
>thinks Greek goddesses are problematic
>wanting an unrealistic perfect goddess waifu that does no wrong
I laugh at you, curr. Return to your kingdom of Tumblr and do not come here again

>>93569318
Hadrian, why are you even here? You just come into our forum to complain endlessly about this or that and extoll the virtues of the pederasts. Go be among your own kind. Hope you and your annoying boy lover drown.

Anyone got the Illiad in the original language?
>117 AD
>Still preferring dubs over subs

>>93572462
>Tumblr
>Not Cananea
I mean, that is where degenerates live, fellow socius

>>93572559
I think Bruticus of Pistoria was a great casting choice for Agamemnon

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>>93572462
Who said anything about perfect?
It doesn't take a whole lot to be a more decent person than a Greek god.

>>93572620
>norsefag
get out of here with your grimdark edgy shit

>>93572118
What do you mean back then the Greek shitters were worshipping gods

>>93572620
>>93572637
>Ragnorok
Anyone else hyped for this shit? It's gonna be huge.

When is Greece gonna give us a super team- up against an ultimate enemy?

>>93572637
We might be edgy but at least we're capable of defnding our own borders, instead of being forced to serv an Emperor who wants you to fuel his delusions of being a prostitute

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>>93572620
Swine, do you think that for one moment that decency and good morals as an example for the children is what makes a good pantheon? This is why all other myths are so boring and as creatively sterile as your father when he turned twenty.

The Greeks knew that to have a good pantheon you need flaws, you need fights, you need backstabbing eunuchs and girls fornicating with godly swans. If you think that some concubine turned hunter (honestly, if she doesn't have the muscles to strangle a gorgon in a fight, you can't call her a warrior) flying you to the poor man's olympus if you died with a gladius in your guts is your idea of a god then I feel no pity for you. Good day.

>>93572753
ah yes the "lets fight a giant snake my son shat out of his boypussy and wants to eat the world" fight, I'm so very excited as you can tell.

>>93572811
Wow, would you loook at that, another Romeditor who read the translation of Prologus and thinks he's an expert on the Norse pantheon because of it. The fact that you don't even know the difference between Valhöll and Ásgarðr just goes to show that you're an ignorant Roman sodomit who can't stand the fact that his precious pantheon is fanfiction-tier garbage whose only purpose is to provide a setting for weird sex stories.
The Edda contains not only more fights, but better fights as well, with way better villains and coreography. The characters ar much better written, with flaws that are not only more relatable, but more undrstanding within th setting of a society composed of deities. But of course Greeaboos like you are more interested in jerking it to swanfucking while an old man fucks you up the ass than actual stories of people growing as characters and facing great challenges worthy of gods.

>>93569318
Don't you have some teenage boys to go fuck or something Hadrian

i come from the future more dies to filthy barbarians and desert people there is no hope

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>he isn't from NORICUM
>his waifu isn't epona

>>93571587
Venus is fucking merciful. You just don't love your waifu enough.

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What the fuck is going on with these new artists, everything is stylised beyond recognition. The series used to be grounded in reality and now we've got Bogdanoffius here staring at us

>>93570649
ONE WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTS

>>93574513
Venus a shit

>>93572811
Other pantheons had conflicts that were more meaningful. Greek gods' immortality required that their petty grudges not be as intense because warring between them would be less meaningful as none of them could die. In another pantheon, Hephaestus/Vulcan getting cucked could possibly result in a more lasting grudge/murder rather than culminating in Ares/Aphrodite getting caught in the act and the gods laughing at them.

So What happened to Cuckius Betacis? He went off east on a trade mission and came back saying how superior Nippon culture was to Roman culture.

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>>93574462
>U and V
Take that away

>>93574513
she was out of character as fuck in that one

>>93571707

Im giving it to Eros to diffuse the situation and maybe get some winged godboypucci

>>93572070

Visigoths? why the past tense?

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All fellow members of the /co/man senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?

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>>93567896
POMPEII WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

HOW DOES LAVA NOT BURN GRAFFITI?

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>93576399
Shut the fuck up, Boco.

>>93571437
To be fair Dante was way up to his ass with this one. And I'm saying it as a Tuscan.

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>>93576399
Boco of Kerkylas, take your faggotry back to the the lands of the arsedruids. Where your heretical talk of the last knights of kino is of the slightest worth to their deaf ears.

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>>93567896
Nero did nothing wrong.

I am but a cursory follower of stories. I've dabbed in a few tales of Hercules, but I would like to know where in the canon I should begin reading his exploits?

>>93572118
Does that mean the Scientology of today will be the Christianity of tomorrow?

>>93577050
no

>>93576399
I get paid to build houses regardless, but at least the rich will build on instead of giving me a one time Section 8 contract.

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*throws*

>>93568512
Wait this is a joke right
Or irony?
He's not real right

>>93577530
Who knows, might have had a swing back so instead of a cringy communist phase kids have a cringy facist phase.

Name a woman more cucked than Hera.

FRIENDLY REMINDER:

It's ONLY gay if you take it up the butt! Fucking a man's thighs is perfectly fine.

>>93571707
Hera. She's the bitchiest and the strongest of the three.

>>93576567
It wasn't lava you fucking germanic, it was hot ash and gas.

Go back to your woods, horsefucker.

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>>93569502
>ywn shitpost on a literal board about actual bread

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>>93577002
>Nero apologist
>MMXVII

>>93577912
It's still good to know that we haven't changed all that much.

Why did they have to retcon everything for this new character "Jesus Christ"?

>>93577957
I wonder how many cave paintings weren't some grand spiritual thing and were just some bored caveman fucking around.

>>93572121
Some guy named Paul killed all of my brethren in Christ. Small world.

>>93578091
>Ugg bored
>Ugg will draw big furry taste good creature (deer)
>on no, Ugg ran out of red
>Ugg guess he done then
and then countless years later scientists try and figure out what animal the cave painting is depicting or if it's one of the first instances of a mythological creature

>>93578165
>Ancient Aliens digs it up and tries to turn it into an alien

>>93578192
I swear I saw an episode of ancient aliens where they said Bigfoot was an alien and Einstein was too.

>>93571712
She gets me rock hard.

>>93576663
>>93576830
Does no one appreciate a good Mel Brooks joke anymore?

>>93576399
Not only will we build more houses for the rich, Boco, but we will burn the plebeians' homes as well! Any surviving plebs will be captured and made into food for us.

>>93578322
It's the fact that boco said it.

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How can the son of Mars even compete ?

>>93578243
Sounds about right for them to say.

>>93578359
""""""""""Empire""""""""""

>>93570679
THE FUCK IS THIS GAULISH PROPAGANDA?

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Look at this! Every scene is memorable, quotable and can be turned into a meme.
How comes modern graphic depictions are so shit?

>>93572795
B•U•R•N•E•D
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E
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>>93578647
>•
Getwiththetimes

>Shadfellow

Why was odysseus so much of a mary sue?

>>93578243
I saw an episode of ancient aliens were they said the knights templar found aliens and thats why the new pope burned them to death

>>93577002
>literal neckbeard

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He's going to build a wall and make the barbarians pay for it.

>>93569792
>We need a canon
I hear a bunch of christfags are planning a meetup at Nicaeacon to get everything sorted out. Supposedly even the Emperor wants an answer to that man/god plot hole.

>>93578359
>Mongols
>In India
Learn to history, steppefaggot.

>>93579866
>not knowing that the mughals were just muslim mongols

>>93577489
I'M ANGRY

>>93576399
Silence yourself, Boconius

>>93571707
I split the apple into three and tell them that they are all beautiful as a stary night sky

>>93571911
If eris gives me the power of chaos then im with her

>>93581119
>pissing off three goddesses instead of just two

>>93576399
Reitre your title, you numerical pederast.

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>>93579498

turns out he did

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>they follow effeminate greek entertainment for puberes and puellas instead of manly true Roman sports with real blood and real skills

/co/rrumators

>>93581455
jokes on them thats my fetish

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>>93581559
Ludi munera sunt ficta!

>>93570649
Cease to exist along with all your other kind who watch horses as they do the works of Barnabas.

>>93567896
I just want to survive

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>>93577833
This is true, but remember that a firm hand is what keeps your slave in line. Too many a time weak men allow them to run amok.

>>93581492
But did the barbarians pay for it. I think not!

>>93577818
I can't, but the fact that she hates Zeus so much always made the intensity of her cuck-ness feel less severe.
Hephaestus was a bit more pitiable in that regard.

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Whatever happened to making up your own characters? Why must the young potters of today just raceswap already established characters?

>>93587167
It's not raceswapping, that's just the stylos (style for you filthy barbaroi) of the late Classical Gree vases, you plebeian.

>>93567896
I've recently won an award to go live in a new settlement in the Western Gaul region, the uh, Mansion of the Gods, I think? I don't really have much choice, it's that or the lions for me, but what do you guys think of this?

>>93577530
>>93577738
it's obviously a joke video holy shit you guys are obtuse

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>>93578091
I recently read an article about these Venus figurines that actually had a hint of that. People just figure it's some kind of worshipping fetish thing of a fat woman because fat people were rare, right? But they studied a whole bunch of them and when looking over all of them it became apparent that they had weird anatomical faults in common, stuff that it doesn't really make sense for a sculptor to fuck up, like how the ass works. What they noticed was that those anatomical fuck-ups actually worked if you instead assumed that the sculptor was looking DOWN on their own body. Suddenly the ass sticking out in an unrealistic fashion worked because looking over your shoulder the ass looks like that. They could even divide the figurines up into two subgroups: the ones where you look over your shoulder and ones where you look under your arm. It also explains why they often don't have any head, or have weird faceless knobs.

Basically, instead of them being grand spiritual things or some ancient caveman making some jacking-off-material they were made by women copying what they could see of their own bodies, flawed perception of it thanks to no mirrors included.

>>93574640
>The oration that saved The Empire

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>>93576567
Fuck you simple-minded fools, my dad died saving people when the town went down.

>>93567896
What will MMad be called in the year MM?

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>>93568559
Sad how true this is.

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid
>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius; over a picture of a woman carrying a pitcher of wine and a drinking goblet); 3494: Whoever wants to serve themselves can go on an drink from the sea.
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

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>>93589896
>Pyrrhus to his colleague Chius: I grieve because I hear you have died; and so farewell.

How bittersweet life must have been back then, you have little idea of what others were doing outside your immediate company outside maybe letters, any time you see them could be your last and if you go far away you might never even hear of them again.

>>93581492
>he thinks the Picts will pay for anything.

Verily they be tighter than the Hebrews with their sestertius.

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>>93571736
Eris is shit. Plus she already has an apple.

>>93572075
hey no

>>93570219
Dude really needs to have his balls looked at.

>>93589896
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

So is it an ancient version of "you don't stick your dick in crazy" or is it to do with std's? Buggering(or the equivalent) seems too specific to have it be about crazies.

>>93577930
>MMXVII
Did a beast stroll across your tablet? You seem to be a few millennia off.

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>>93590269
I read it as a warning about redheads.

Ooga booga BC better than Marble

>>93589971
>and if you go far away you might never even hear of them again.

That's what I always wanted to do as a kid. Travel to the other side of the world and basically disappear from everyone who knew me. Instead smartphones and facebook happened and I'm stuck on here.

>>93590269
It think it's an older 'play stupid games win stupid prizes'

>>93590306
I figured redheads were just that time's version of crazy.

>>93590269
>So is it an ancient version of "you don't stick your dick in crazy"
Yes.

WHY IS OVR CALENDAR COVNTING DOWN, ANONS? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN XVIII YEARS?

>>93590329
Save that for the cavemen threads. We're civilised plebians here.

>>93580410
>not knowing that the indians called everybody from Central Asia "mongols", even though mughals were pretty much an Uzbek/Iranian mix by the time they invaded.

Even Tamerlane wasn't truly "Mongol" (even though he was related to Ghenghis), much less his descendants.

>>93590333
You can just not have them, never had a Facebook and I change my number a couple of times.

Nothing done proud of mind you, why would anyone ever think of me? But it's not hard to just leave no trace.

>>93590382
I wager it will be an assassination that begins the downfall of the Roman Empire. It must be something awesome like that.

>>93587167
THE GREAT DEBATE

Black- or Red-Figure Technique?

>>93590444
>444
vidi

>>93590444
>consecutive numerals
Soothsayer confirmed

>Urbina swayed past me in her opaque toga again today. Vidi vici, veni.

>>93589896
My friends and I bake bread and get drunk on April 19th every year to celebrate the gladiator who made bread

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>rome and greece still engage in debauchery, barbaric games and fucking young boys
>while egypt has already conquered space
Rome should burn desu desu

>>93590438
There was a romantic tinge to going to the other side of the world and not being able to see anyone you knew and only being able to send letters or have the odd phonecall. Not being connected was a side-effect of the travel and finally calling home held a greater value because it wasn't as easy. Just refusing to have facebook or to not skype with people on the other side of the world when it's a simple possibility that you could do from any phone is just autistic and no different from just straight up refusing to meet anyone. You might as well decide to be a hermit who lives in NY.

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>>93590624
ZVONG!

ROMA
O
M
A
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>93590624
Nice painting, but we all know that fire is red and not blue like an ocean mist.

WE NEED MORE ORGIES

>>93590676
Too late.

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>>93590700
BC and Marble only make the same ancient god comics. At least there's still Gaulish comics still being made in this one indomitable village in Armorica that hasn't been conquered yet.

Still waiting on the latest scroll of Ekho.

>>93569679
>>93569273

It's a shame the original series barely received any /co/ coverage. New Testament gets so many murals, paintings etc., while the old one gets none because the Jews can't paint for shit.

It's certainly full of edgy arcs and boring runs, but overall, the message and importance of Jesus's journey becomes much better in contrast with the dickery of YHVH. Half the stories have the moral of "don't mess with YHVH, or you're fucked". Job arc was fucking torture porn for no reason.

I like how the New Testament resurfaced old characters. Satan was just a minor character in the Job arc, but they managed to rework him into the main antagonist! Some say retcon, I say cool.

I want a footjob from athena and give me hunting advice.

What do?

>>93591141
Go into the olympian woods and catch her in her deer form.
Nah, just kidding. Go to the prostitution district in pompeje. There is Themscya, she is wise versed in godness cosplay. But she isnt cheap, you should have at least one gold coin.

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>>93592064
Who here is waiting on Axia vs Apollo in the next Britannia, /co/? I hope he smites that boy-god down. I hope he smites him good.

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>>93567896

there waqs roman emperor who like the little fish bath. it was done this way:

a pool where emperor can stand in full lenght up to his chest. full with best and with honey and fresh flowers soft smelling watter water has to be 3 degree cooler than hot air in Italy. and then 10 children who were forced to swim whole day in that place without to going out. their order was to lick and kiss the 70 eyars old body of emperor until he was clean. he especially like when they cleaned his dick, arce and feet. around 3 thousand years later archiologists found small sceletons of over 3 thousand children in the hole next to the emperors bath.

have fun roman faggets.

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Roman chicks dig German dicks

>>93576399
Sile, Bocus!

>>93574640
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>93568875
Jupiter>Ra>Anubis>Hades

Secundus defecated here

>>93568014
>Roman
>original character

The greek scrolls were infinitely better. There are no original roman works, it's all terrible trash derived from much better greek works.

>>93594231
>scrolls
Maybe if you are a retard who cant into oration and need to write things down like a fucking pleb.

>>93568478
>liking furries

Delet thyself.

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>mfw people fall for the "Le glorious roman empire" meme
>mfw "glorious" roman legions lose to highland mountain niggers

Celtic animation > Roman animation

>>93586811
>But did the barbarians pay for it.
Not directly, but extracting wealth from from Rome's enemies (in the form of tribute and slaves) has been a long-running tradition from before the first Caesar.

>>93590624
Hahaha, did you actually believe Cleopatra's lies? The civilization that built those monuments collapsed nearly a thousand years before Alexander the Great brought the light of Greece to the nile.

>>93592064
>gold
By Jove's testes, why don't you just buy a pretty young slave girl then? You could even teach her archery and take her hunting in secret. (For this, I recommend a fiery Gallic woman. I hear you can get an estate in Brittania for cheap, as long as you can stand the cold.)

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>>93586811
Actualy they did. With their life, the wall was slave build and the food for them was intendured from local pict population.

Still as much as I respect the Romans, I would like to point out that we Partians are the superior breed of man. Never beaten, never conquered. But we respect you romans, when we kept one of your emperors prisoner we build a palace for him to be his prison and carved the history of Partian roman conflincts in to the mountain walls in front of it.

>>93594973
>never conquored
>wrecked yourself so badly people need to read surrounding culture's records to figure out anything about you retards

>>93571462
We already have goat fuckers in the Senate.

>>93596488
Don't insult goats.

Puella are whores, Goats are loyal.

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>>93596488
Some things never change

>>93569849
I've been writing stories (in-between sodomizing Gaulish slaves, and eating roast dormice) about how "God" is actually the Evil One, who is opposed by Sexy Lucifer. I even include some original miniature mosaics with the scrolls. I've developed quite the following, and have my pick of delightful little nymphs and smooth Ganymedes!

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>>93567896
Daily reminder that the Guild of Millers™ uses only the finest grains.
Enjoy true Roman bread, for true Romans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTxcTzCJZiE

>>93596671
I may have a shit job, but at least I don't work for a woman who makes me help her rape a goat.

Three women seems like two too many to help, though.

>>93594718

But Romans and all Italians ARE mountain niggers

Most certainly everyone remembers the sagas of the early Res Publica, and the Tribune assembly's glory

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>>93568512
>I'm not listening Because This hurts my Feelings :(

>>93596958
one to keep watch, two to help the goat mount. Seems about right.

>>93596488
And a horse

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>>93568559
>>93589896

>>93567896
Lol guise , how 'bout we destroy all animation and forbid it ? So we can think about characters, not look at them?
t. Basileos Leon II

>>93577930
>MMXVII
What fucking calender are you using? The year is DCCCLXX Ab Urbe Conditam you pleb

>>93596671
RAMMED

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So which house of Gods do you like?

>>93571648
She's a mean lay, lemme tell you that

>>93594718
>>93596959
Fuck off barbarians you're just mad because you don't get aqueducts

>>93597541
Ultima Vertiga.

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>>93590452